₦airaland Forum

mymadam:
The 1983 Presidential Election comes to mind... The Shehu Shagari vs Obafemi Awolowo fiasco. It is well 🙌🏽

Modified: Sorry, 1979 was indeed the year of the scientific calculator 😂

It's 1979, not 1983. NPN "won" solidly in 1983.

TheChameleon:
Too much processed food... medication.

Lack of physical exercise.

Was gisting with a friend..wondered how we were all lean and mean during University days.. despite drinking multiple bottles of Coke daily.

He reminded me that there was no GSM... we used to walk up and down... few tricycles. In a single night, escort up to 4 girls to hostels ontop sex matters.

We burnt crazy calories. Can imagine if we were recording it on digital tools like Samsung Health now.

It's normal everywhere. People gain weight after leaving school. A lot of my friends who were lean and mean in university have gained weight. And I graduated in 2018.

If not that I workout, I'll have been double my current size by now sef.

IyaTola:
Must you show everyone

How does preventing other people from knowing benefit you?

Passpands:
I don’t even know when I was exposed, I just sent for the test last week

So, you just woke up and decided to get tested? Who send you message?

Now you've seen what you've been looking for.

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thesicilian:
She told me she can beat me at chess, which really hurts because she doesn't even know how to play ludo

So, what na happened when you finally played?

GREATIGBOMAN:
U believe naira will deep further?

Don't wait till after election. Wait till election. Sell on the eve, or a week before election. Because after election, politician demand for dollar would go down.

Note: This is not investment advice

ankiboy:
Hello. I am a 24 year old student. I am studying electrical engineering. I am in my 4th year. I reside in Abuja with my Mum. I just finished my IT, during which I didn't learn anything. I need advice on what lucrative skill I can acquire during this strike period. I've considered programming, but we don't have reliable electricity.

Some relevant data:
CGPA - 2nd class lower
Resources - Low

Thanks.

Bro. Learn programming. Forget about stable electricity. There's this intensive course I'm taking -- ALX, and one dude did it while using a mobile phone.

SyrusdeHansome:
The gist is: always wash ur private part and stop giving dis kinda excuses. No part of the body washes itself by itself.

Actually, "washing" the vagina would make it stink. Because soaps upset the PH balance of the vagina and lead to that horrible fishy smell.

nihinlade:
Yes o. There is a new and better and more modern restaurant beside iya Yusuf. That is where I eat anytime I am in Ilorin.

Yeah... I know that place. Forgotten the name though.

God! I miss Ilorin �

illicit:
U should have asked

What is it's 200 per scoop and the gbegiri and ewedu is sold like in Iya Yusuf restaurant in Ilorin

This Iya Yusuf is so overhyped ehn.

buygala:
And a PS4 of 140k will surpass the gaming power of these 'gaming' laptops...

There are some games that are available on PC that aren't available on console. For instance, the Total War series isn't available on console.

But you'll be hard-pressed to find a console game that isn't available on PC.

meobizy:
It’s average salary in a working system. Nigeria is not a properly working system hence OP is seen as wealthy. If OP japa he’ll find out he’s only one level above high school graduates.

Laughs in Purchasing Power Parity.

Me. I was at fault.

I was immature

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VULCAN:
In trying to sound intelligent, you fell flat on your face.

Did the guy mention cash? No he mentioned worth.

So you don't know the difference?

Yes, and the dude is making a comparison between cash (earnings), and net worth, which are two different things. It is inappropriate to make a comparison between both.

complexBoss12:
Do you know, that if you earn $10,000 dollars everyday, from the time they started building the Egyptian Pyramid till date, you will have less than 15% of Elon Musk's worth??

Elon Musk doesn't have his entire net worth in cash. It's mostly stock. If he decided to sell it to make it cash, it would be considerably less than it is now.

Parachoko:
But the same Federal High Court said A person can't lose his/her seat base on leaving Party A for Party B or nah only The Executives the judgement is for?




POLITICSNIGERIA.COM

The Federal High Court (FHC) sitting in Abuja on Thursday delivered a judgement in favour of Cross River Governor, Prof Ben Ayade; and his deputy, Prof Ivara Esu, in respect of their defection from the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) to the ruling All Progressives Congress (APC).

POLITICS NIGERIA reports that Ayade won on principle of stare decisis. Stare decisis is the doctrine that courts will adhere to precedent in making their decisions. The Judge also held that the court cannot remove a governor sworn-in on the basis of defection.

The Judge, Justice Taiwo Taiwo, came in at exactly 2:15 pm. After the introduction of appearance for the PDP and others, reading of judgement commenced.

The court was full to capacity. Present in court were two governorship aspirants, Barrister Chris Agara and Arc Edem Duke; APC Cross River State Chairman Alphonsus Ogar Eba; Rt Hon Mike Etaba; Senator Stephen Odey; and Cross River State Attorney General/Commissioner for Justice, Barr Tanko Ashang.

Also present were Barr Pius Onigah, Comrade Nchor Kingsley, Christopher Ogar, Bukie Okangbe , Kalita Joe Aruku, among others.

https://politicsnigeria.com/breaking-ayade-remains-cross-river-governor-defeats-pdp/


Cc aribisala0

Yes. It only applies to legislature, not executives.

OlasunkanmiSM:
I don't know what your past experiences with digital marketing is but not all data analysts earn more than some digital marketers.

Both are good ways to earn income.

No need to call one trash

Of course, I meant on average.

Every Tom, Dick, and Harry is a digital marketer nowadays. It's like the English Degree of the remote world.

OlasunkanmiSM:
How so?

For the reasons I stated. And also, data analysis pays way more.

OlasunkanmiSM:
Excuse me sir.

What do you mean trash?

It seems you have a bad experience with digital marketing.

It's not trash per se. But compared to data analysis, it is trash.

idmicheal20:
Good morning Professionals

Please, I need your advice on this issue.

My passion is to be a Human Resource Personnel but I'm currently working as a student recruitment officer for a traveling agency and I'm also volunteering for a consulting firm as a recruitment intern. I want to have a tech skill that will serve as a side or mainstream of income.

A good nairalander shared his Udemy log in detail with me to learn data analysis, my current company is also training me on email and social media marketing and I also came across a google digital marketing course I can learn for free. I'm confused about which one I should major in between digital marketing and data analysis



Thanks

Data analysis. That's a tech skill. A science. Digital marketing is an art. Which means it is rubbish.

In data analysis, 1 + 1 = 2. In digital marketing, there are no definite answers. It is trash. I've done it. It's nonsense. You're better off being an astrologer.

Do data analysis. If you have the brains for it sha.

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Noah9:
Good morning nairalanders. Pls I'll go straight to point.

My wife and I have been married for 3 years, God has blessed our matrimony with a beautiful daughter. My wife is so decent, caring and beautiful inside out. I have been a great husband and father to my pretty daughter. I have never cheated on my wife since we got married.

Recently, she barely give me sex. Infact it would take a whole month before I could see Just the color of her undies and I wasn't happy about it.

Last week Wednesday, I committed an unspeakable abuse, I'm so ashamed of myself. I Raped my wife and I hate myself since that incident.

Honestly, I don't know what came over me that particular day, I tried to make advances towards her, she refused and she pushed my hand away. Out of anger I slapped her on her face (she bled from her mouth), I overpowered her and forcefully had my way through. She cried all through that night.

I regretted my actions, I feel remorse, I hate my Life . I have begged her seriously to forgive me but she haven't said a word to me for over 5 days now. She cook for just herself and my daughter, she no longer sleep in our matrimonial bed, she would rather sleep in my daughter's room or the visitor's room, she no longer greets me anymore.

I have never abused, beat or raised my hands on my wife or any woman before. Last week was my first time I did such an abominable act in my Life . What If any one notice we're having issues now, how will I explain to them what actually happened?

I don't even want my little daughter to know we're having issues. I don't know who to talk to. It's a faceless forum that's why I'm sharing my pain here . Pls how do I restore back happiness in my home, I need my wife to forgive me. I'm truly sorry from the depth of my heart and I promise it will never happen again.

Please Help Me.

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Kaybee14:
They should face the consequences.

Did you read the article? Were they caught robbing? Were they even caught with weapons? The story seems fishy. Our police have simply arrested innocent people. But no one is saying anything because they are lower class.

I'll have said that they'll be freed by the justice system, but court will use like ten years to try the case, and there's no bail because robbery is a capital offence.

The story is fishy. Doesn't make sense.

JimBen12k:
Readddd

You sure say you legit like this?

Why you go dey use whatsapp? You suppose put email and PGP key.