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PropertiesRe: FG Plans Processes For Affordable Housing In Nigeria by omalistic(f): 7:24pm On Dec 10, 2014
sharpman1:
They are still planninghuh Planning since 1999.

Lagos State has started giving out houses at affordable and competitive rates, some people are still planning.

After the elections, the plan will be suspended till the next election......
Please can you provide more information about the affordable houses in Lagos state?

I'm very much interested.

Thank you
PoliticsRe: Enugu Makes History, Joins World’s 100 Resilient Cities by omalistic(f): 6:45pm On Dec 06, 2014
pazienza:
Don't take his bait. He want to incite Igbo dick measuring contest between Enugu people and Anambrarians. Don't take the bait, don't compare Enugu with any SE town,Enugu is the capital of the Igbo nation, it belongs to all Ndiigbo. Onitsha is our commercial capital, Aba is our Industrial capital, Nnewi is going to be our detroit, Owerri our tourist haven, Abakaliki would be the centre of our agro econnomy, there is room for all in the Igbo nation, no need for Igbo dick measuring contest.
YOU ROCK!!!!
Christianity EtcRe: Chris Oyakhilome Releases New Lovely Pictures After Divorce Scandal by omalistic(f): 5:45pm On Dec 06, 2014
chiibekee:
He has wife and kids but kept posting his pictures alone. What do we call that?
You are so gullible. Chai!

I don't even know how to start addressing this comment. If you have nothing to say just read the thread and close it.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Summary So Far On Nairaland This Year by omalistic(f): 10:20pm On Nov 26, 2014
OP you forgot the "I schooled in France crew"
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Nnaji Vs Toke Makinwa: Who Rocked The Casual Look? by omalistic(f): 10:39pm On Nov 25, 2014
They both look great.

But Genny's look is classic
FamilyRe: To My Future Wife by omalistic(f): 11:39pm On Nov 23, 2014
iykedare:
Even if an mgbeke like you were caught sucking the life out of a dlck,you will still deny.
EGNAHC your thinking bro.
FamilyRe: To My Future Wife by omalistic(f): 6:57pm On Nov 23, 2014
iykedare:
If she Is a Nigerian living in Nigeria then she must be doing any of the following right now
1. Giving another guy bj
2.Being hammered to submission by one naija dlck


And you are here fantasizing. It shall be well with you o
Such a twisted mindset
PhonesRe: Blackberry CEO Confiscated His Wife's Galaxy Phone by omalistic(f): 9:45pm On Nov 13, 2014
Ijebulogic:
I sat next to a man and his young son (no more than 10 years old) on a flight once. When the stewardess came round, i overheard the boy ask for a coke and the stewardess brought out a Pepsi..the boy insisted on Coke and when the hostess said they didnt have it he asked for water. I was facsinated and asked him why he doesnt like Pepsi ,,he just shrugged and said "it doesnt taste right"; His father smiled and whispered to me that he was a VP at Coca-Cola....
Thats a good son....this samsung woman is an "alakoba"!!
Lool
Smart kid I must say.

Thought it was just me that thinks Pepsi doesn't taste right.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Need A Nanny Around Iju-ishaga Axis by omalistic(f): 8:55pm On Oct 30, 2014
taiwolola:
The Vacancies are still open.
Why won't it still be open?

Why would u offer someone, that has a child to cater for, 12,000?

UNBELIEVEABLE!
PhonesRe: updated you can transform your android into iphone8 interface by omalistic(f): 7:56am On Oct 23, 2014
Woow!

I went through every page of this tread and I'm so impressed.
I've learnt a lot about handling criticisms and not cowering to negativity. Weldone OP!

Someone here said he'd get an iPhone rather than make his Android look like it. I think it's super cool to have a phone that is so flexible, you can do whatever you want with it.

Once again weldone OP your work is quite impressive. I believe you can do even more wink

Abeg no let Apple catch u ooo
Music/RadioRe: I Wrote A Song For Rihanna – Wizkid by omalistic(f): 5:07pm On Oct 10, 2014
omoadeleye:
lol, wizkid baba, oya shock eh.
Loool "wizKID BABA?" Nice oxymoron
TravelRe: FG To Privatise Airports Soon- Vanguard by omalistic(f): 9:42am On Oct 06, 2014
Huh?!!! huh huh huh

They will soon privatize the masses shocked
We've been sold in this country, we just don't know it yet undecided

Like if you think its time for a revolution sad
EducationRe: I Cheated In Waec And Neco.should I Return The Certificate? by omalistic(f): 8:06pm On Sep 30, 2014
i do not think it is advisable to do dat, am sure u will b jailed for it. and trust me u will also be d face of africa for being d mumu of the century. just ask for forgiveness and sin no more. shikena
RomanceRe: Finally... Kettle Teaches Guys How To Have a Girlfriend by omalistic(f): 4:11pm On Sep 27, 2014
Huh?! shocked shocked shocked shocked

THAINDIVIDUAL come and see... what is the name of this crime?
RomanceRe: Ladies' How To Have A Girlfriend?? by omalistic(f): 4:04pm On Sep 27, 2014
nickz: op your signature almost pushed me from this balcony sha grincheesy

bwhahahahahahhaahacheesy
Like I died! cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Keketu! Keketu! Keketu! How many times did i call u? Go and read your books grin
PhonesRe: Apple Responds To Complaints Of Bent Iphones by omalistic(f): 10:59am On Sep 26, 2014
Kessleek: So what can the note 3 do that the 6+ cant do.
Watch the video I posted earlier, then consult Google for additional info.

Jah bless
PhonesRe: Apple Responds To Complaints Of Bent Iphones by omalistic(f): 8:51am On Sep 26, 2014
Billyonaire: Yea, Note 3 is awesome. I bought it for a lady friend and she is most grateful and doesnt even want 6 plus because of these bendgate trending.
That's sweet of you.
I also prefer my Note 3 anytime.
PhonesRe: Apple Responds To Complaints Of Bent Iphones by omalistic(f): 8:22am On Sep 26, 2014
Billyonaire: Let's face the fact: If one must spend such amount of money on a phone, it should live up to the exhorbitant rip-off. This is a time for Samsung to step in and rescue some iPhone fans from their blindness. I use apple products too, and I use Samsung too, I am not emotional about these stuff, but at least, if when we say G63AMG and Range Rover are high end products, they live to the name. Not some crappy bending phone with inflated price. I will still buy it though, status symbol for me and nothing more. It cant even function like a Samsung Note 3.
You took the words right out of my mouth... most iPhone users have been blinded by the hype that comes with using one. It really cannot do what a Samsung Note 3 can do and shouldn't even be compared.

Here is a bend test video between Samsung Note 3 and iPhone 6 Plus.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwM4ypi3at0
BusinessRe: Why You're Not Getting A Job And Your Business Isn't Growing by omalistic(f): 9:48pm On Sep 25, 2014
Wonderful piece!

Thank you Seun for sharing with me kiss
PropertiesRe: Nigerians In Ghana Control Over 50% Real Estate Investments by omalistic(f): 6:57pm On Sep 24, 2014
O0XYGEN: If not boko haram mumugeria would've been like a zoo only known to niger,Cameroon,and Benin.
This one got me cheesy cheesy cheesy

Bia nwatakiri how old are u? Weren't u taught history in school? Even if u weren't Google is your friend....
I know you'll start hurling insults... Have a field day. wink
TravelRe: * by omalistic(f): 9:31am On Sep 19, 2014
Nice contribution Maddock
Arcasie since you'd like to get a feel of Nigerian culture, I suggest you also visit Enugu and Benin City. Most of the things we have in Abuja and Lagos are basically a replica of all you have in the states. But Enugu, Calabar n Benin City offers you something unique and quite African.

Enugu n Calabar has beautiful landscapes: hills, lakes, waterfalls and several other amazing wonders of Afrcan nature while Benin is known for preservation of her rich cultural heritage. You can also visit the very active Oba palace while you are there.

Enjoy!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nigeria Summons Egyptian Ambassador Over Maltreatment Of Teenage Traveller by omalistic(f): 8:56am On Sep 19, 2014
akinkudin: #SuspendEgyptAir till investigations are concluded. If they treat one of us as trash then we're all trash to them. Silly egyptians causing their country trouble.
Seconded!
We should start the hash tag campaign because that seems to be the only way to get our government officials to do their job. It's been a month since this happened and the Egyptian ambassador is still waiting for a bloody report from where?
That's just callous and a complete waste of time, they expect us to forget about it like we normally do. BUT NO!

#SuspendEgyptAir #SuspendEgyptAir #SuspendEgyptAir
HealthRe: Nigerian Dr.(PIC)Who Survived Ebola Tells Her Story-Long But Interesting Read by omalistic(f): 9:22pm On Sep 16, 2014
AND ONE ATHEIST WOULD COME HERE AND SAY THERE IS NO GOD! angry angry angry
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram: 1200 Terrorists Killed In Bama As GEJ Declares Full-scale War by omalistic(f): 7:01pm On Sep 06, 2014
NO PICTURES?! How do we believe this shit? huh huh huh undecided undecided undecided
FamilyRe: Which Lady Is a 'Wife Material'? by omalistic(f): 4:50pm On Sep 05, 2014
aisha2: This is where we get into trouble, trying to box everyone into a corner and assume we all like and must have the same thing. No 2 people in this world have the same finger prints same way no 2 people are totally alike.

This is how some men will go and marry what is defined as a wife material yet 2weeks into the marriage start cheating on her with a non wife material.

People should be bold enough to decide what they want in a partner as long as the partner makes them happy.
Some want women who work some don't. If the man who wants a non working wife now marries a working one because we have told him she is wife material and they start to have conflict same society will shout "what is wrong with him".

I have seen a case where a man dated his babe for years and because his mother said she wasn't wife material as she was career oriented he left and married a material who focused less on career and more on the home. Less than a year he began to complain and lament, the other lady being a go getter was always pushing him to do better and be better at work, always helping him check opportunities etc. The wife he married was content with a certain life style, took care of the home and always made it clean and fresh while the lady he left hardly did house keeping just the basics, the marriage didn't last 3years as good a "wife material" as the wife was as defined by the standards of others that wasn't what he wanted or needed.

You see so many men with the stepford perfect wife yet cheating with a mistress who cannot even hold a candle to their wife, they may not love or desire the women they marry but have them as wifes simply because society has defined them as wives.

There are some basic standards everyone should have eg decency, honesty etc not just for marital relationship but for basic human relationships. That aside every adult should be able to define for themselves what they want in a spouse and not what others say is a good spouse for them.

You see women pretending and struggling to fit into these boxes then immediately the ring and certificates are secure become monsters. A "wife material" who would before marriage wash her brother in laws boxers, who will cook all the delicacies the way mama in law wants it, will now start demanding brother calls her anty and suddenly. Pastor so and so will see a vision of mama being a witch and mama is banned from the house
Bebe!!! two wraps of tuwo shinkafa for u...
CareerRe: When You Were A Kid, What Did You Want To Be When You Grew Up? by omalistic(f): 1:11pm On Sep 05, 2014
Beazy: hmmmm..I pray u achieve it
Amen dearie kiss
RomanceRe: Girls, Please Give Yourselves Little Dignity!!! by omalistic(f): 12:53am On Sep 05, 2014
Rapmoney: A girl who has standard will not be insulted.
a writer should choose his words wisely.[/quote]
RomanceRe: Girls, Please Give Yourselves Little Dignity!!! by omalistic(f): 12:24am On Sep 05, 2014
[quote author=Rapmoney]Oya, no vex but many can easily downgrade themselves for little change! If that bi.tch could do that, she could easily sleep with a man for 500 naira, in spite of her beauty and English.[/


I no vex o...U guys just like insulting Nigerian girls and its really annoying.
CareerRe: When You Were A Kid, What Did You Want To Be When You Grew Up? by omalistic(f): 11:44pm On Sep 04, 2014
A popular TV presenter/ actress embarassed cry
RomanceRe: Girls, Please Give Yourselves Little Dignity!!! by omalistic(f): 11:38pm On Sep 04, 2014
Sooo.... because of this encounter you had with ONE girl, you generalized it? undecided lipsrsealed
HealthLadies How To Do You Dispose Your Sanitary Pads? by omalistic(op): 8:18pm On Jul 14, 2014
Please I'm really curious about this... undecided

I've heard several superstitions about how evil people use the used pads to prevent childbirth if disposed of carelessly, though this was way back in secondary school.

I remember some girls used to throw it in the toilet n flush or use water to wash before throwing away despite the orientation Always gave us about using the waste bin.

Although I chose the waste bin option but I'd like to hear other opinions on this.

Thanks smiley

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