Repairing roads that are not spoilt and lead to the houses of the rich. Whatever happened to Lokogoma, Piwoyi and galadimawa? Eye service.

Good one. Now, the Anambra State Government should open a Tennis Club for children and have her coach them as a pay to pay back the state for her rehabilitation. It only seems fair.

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Nice to see that EFCC actually lets some people off the hook

This question choke ooo.

Dem dey count fish, crayfish dey raise hand. People wey never address their xenophobia dey lament about Israel and Palestine.

A 17 year old boy cannot identify his captors? Go and blame an innocent neighbor who’s probably from another tribe.

They saw 3 armed men on a motorcycle and couldn’t raise alarm? Kontiniue

Another case of “Chinaza Phillip” or the so called, “Igbo herdsmen”. Let the government do a proper investigation and stop all these charade investigations. No foreigner will own a building in Ibadan and the people of the community will not know his name. He would’ve been fingered out from day one. He is perhaps renting the house from an indigene and the government is trying to push blame to an outsider.

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We can loan her to Cameroon for AFCON

Gwarimpa boys don run you street. Dem don chop your sister and also run una Fam. No be Jazz. You all were just greedy so stop sugarcoating the truth. Your sister was “stranded” in a wedding in Abuja? How did she even get there? Bolt and Uber services work till night. She no get phone ni? She saw “half-caste” and entered lift. The guy saw a Mugu and applied format, chop una family handicap. Now, you want to use religion to gain sympathy vote by dropping religious expressions. Who in their right minds would give their everything plus even borrow to give a 6 month potential “inlaw”? Anyways, like I earlier said, go Gwarimpa, you fit see your “inlaw” dey waka for road but next time, tell your sister not to be fooled by flashy things like cars and “latest iPhones”. She should learn to earn her money and she’ll realize that all those things are wash. Good luck

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Thomanad:


Hmmmmmm. Your father's job?
Alpha Foxtrot India Tango?

Proudly 48 Reg. When Men where Men, Samas were plenty and lizards were in scarce supply.

If you check am well, na Merchant Marine. Who else will have the gas? Those people like to act like they’re high on lion peppersoup. Anyway, e don buy federal job. Let him pay in German currency. Clown wey wan wawa the job of my fathers

The hardest person to convince is a woman who has a personal “prophet”

Wear whatsoever you have

Did he/she break your heart or cheat on you? If yes:

Dress up well and attend the church service.

Wait until the Priest asks the crucial question. If anyone objects to the union.

Get up, straighten your cloth or gele, look at your ex straight in the eye and walk out. (Make sure your shoe is doing koi koi as you walk out)

Trust me, there will be no wedding night bliss.

Same excuse that was used in moving CBN HQ to Lagos. Lack of office space and DTA. We’re watching

A good lawyer knows the law.

A great lawyer knows the Judge.

You don’t eat pork but you want to profit from its sale?

Last time, it was unknown soldier. Now, it’s comedian? Haba na. Give us better lie. Very soon, those Blak Ax soldiers that are showing themselves all over Social Media will be tagged as skit makers.

Honestly, they have wawaed the job of my fathers by serving young bas7ards lion peppersoup.

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Guv’nor wey dey follow one way, want make we respect Rule of Law?

Klinee:
Why parading lies, do Oba or Binis know where Ubulu uku is?

At the risk of beating my own drum, I wrote a thesis on the history of my people for my Doctorate. The link is there. Read, be educated and stop indulging in hogwash. In case you missed it, here is it again:

https://www.eajournals.org/wp-content/uploads/The-Benin-Factor-in-the-West-Niger-Igbo-History-The-Example-of-Ubulu-Ukwu.pdf

Each one, teach one.

NzogbuNzogbu:
thats what you should have said na cos me am in edo so I know what idia means

The funny thing is that you guys appear to be trying too hard o, cos you can't be closer to binis than esan and afemai yet they have a disntict culture without copying pasting bini

Copy and paste Bini culture? Do you know what you’re saying? Do you know that the Oba of Bini has to visit Ubulu-Uku before he can be crowned? Do you know that a child of Ubulu-Uku cannot be killed or buried with the Oba of Bini? Do you know of the origin of Ezumu, the founder of Ubulu-Uku?

If you don’t know, ask or do your research.

https://www.eajournals.org/wp-content/uploads/The-Benin-Factor-in-the-West-Niger-Igbo-History-The-Example-of-Ubulu-Ukwu.pdf

Not someone, me. I spent over 1.8m on gifts for the family but unfortunately, no one got me anything. Not even a lollipop. Anyways, that’s the joy of parenthood, I guess.

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