₦airaland Forum

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They can reply Mumuric but don’t deem it fit to respond to the teeming millions of people who are groaning under the weight of their greedy decisions? Anyway, I don’t blame them. Na those he’ll bound NLC I blame. The e-diots collected “thanks for coming” and agreed to a slave wage with the yahoo promise of no increment in fuel price. Las las, sha. Their children will be stoned on the streets

Na according to the shape of your head, dem go barb you.

The truth is that your sister in law is an accomplice because she knows he is a fraudster that’s waiting for his client to fall and then, they’ll share the windfall. I bet that she has even encouraged him materially and otherwise in duping his victims. When dem catch the boy, you go surprise say him dey also gbensh your inlaw. Forget that talk of they’ve never met. If it’ll give you solace, you can report the case to EFCC but my friend, first carry out DNA on those 6 kids because you’re not their father. Forget “My brothers wife”. We’re not primary school kids

This will be the last you hear about this case. Dem don assure her of soft landing after her sugar daddy who is tired of accommodating her and needs the space for a new girl, called you know who.

If you don gerrit, …..

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Angelfrost:
Truth be told, I never knew such an organisation existed in this country...!


These people get paid so much for doing almost nothing.

There’s a reason why you don’t hear about them. They’re the reason you sleep safely at night and have time to castigate them from the comfort of your home rather than in an IDP camp in Cameroon

When e dey kpokpo you for 2 years, you no tell us. Na when e start to knack your junior sister, you remember say na abuser. Abeg shift. That gbola and all that money wey you enjoy, plus including the beating must reach all of una

Good for her but I’m yet to see anyone who got born again by being rudely woken up by 4am

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Take her to a hospital and I hope that’s not a fungal infection caused by child abuse (oral segz)

Please sir, be feeding it from your salary ooo and don’t forget to continue with its upkeep after your tenure. I wish we could identify said elephant so that we can know that it isn’t languishing malnourished in an unkempt zoo.

Nigerian leaders and audio promises

Jira, Jira, Jira.

FG never even invite this boy for questioning Abi declare am wanted for speaking the truth? Toh, Gaskiya, All fingers are not equal, kam.

Trace the source and freeze Boko crypto account. Are we asking for too much?

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Madam, you’ve committed a crime against the state not against the Nigerian Immigration Service and Government no dey hear sorry. No matter your emotional state, your act was premeditated and you also knew that you were about to commit a crime, yet you went ahead.

Please note that even your husband cannot beg for you. You will chop half done beans but be happy because your husband will not be there to made the center of your head “to be paining you again”. You will also have rest of mind so your “heart pain” will also reduce until you complete your sentence. Nonsense and passport

Them still dey run this format? Even in the days of mobile phones and cameras, no one can make a clear video?

Reminds me of how dem scam us that year say dem see apparition for Aokpe in Benue state. We slept in the mud for a week, waiting for miracles and living on nothing but bread and coke while drinking “miracle water” from muddy ponds.

We finally left after a week of waiting in futility. The malaria and typhoid wey I treat, no be here. Aokpe that was supposed to be the next Fatimah, didn’t achieve their goal as the format cast las las.

Opium of the people!!!!!

I thought someone said that they were only using “rubber bullets”? I guess it was Obidients that were falsely accusing them of killing innocent children?

Your people are being slaughtered like chickens and you’re being economical with the truth?

Name them or forever hold your “piss”.

Rev turned politician.

When you were doing PDP Rebels with Wike and co to support Tilumbu, you didn’t realize that you were supporting hunger, Abi? Now, you’re forming woke solidarity. Kwantinue.

Same people talking rubbish here would be the same people “honoring” their gods of men with their last kobo and hustling to pay first fruit.

Honor your elders and watch honor follow you. It’s a principle as old as time itself.

Madam, what effort did you put in looking for your son when his younger ones arrived without him? You heard he was kicked off the bus and you were waiting for him at the gate by 10pm?

Nigerian mothers would’ve burnt the bus company already after putting up missing child ads on social media.

He has no choice but to do the road so he can complete the highway that he started. If he doesn’t, all the commissioned roads will be in vain with choked access and exit routes

No wonder we never see light

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The reason why he rejected it

Why does it seem like Nigerian policies are designed to fail?

Like Energy Bank, Like Dangote Refinery.

Nonsense and Oraimo power bank.

Don’t bother watching the clip. It’s not a car chase. Just an e-diot revving a dead car with loud exhausts and doesn’t even know how to reverse.

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