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Christmas a la EFCC 🤣🤣

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You’ve never known wickedness until you meet a black South African. Their souls are carved in the darkest corners of hell.

Vision 5050. He doesn’t even believe in what he’s saying.

Like Lawyer, Like Client (VDM).

Deji wey just finish Law school how many minutes ago don dey overshoot him endpoint. Dem go both enter dock together.

Pls do you know these actresses?

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Tinted glass and withdrawal of policemen from VIP’s. Same lamba, different date. Even olokpa don enter revenue generation mode.

Why waste money on what AbokiFX was doing for free?

Una dey fear to call Soja Abi na up dem shoot for Lekki toll gate?

Why can’t we ever see a coordinated attack on these insurgents? Airforce is doing their own, Army is doing their own on a different day. So uncoordinated. The Airforce is supposed to “soften” the targets while the Army does a terrestrial sweep. That’s the best way. Not everyone struggling for their individual accolades.

But what do I know?

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Nigerians will hail you until you enter wahala, then even your own mother will deny you. Anyways, e don buy federal job and he will pay in German currency regardless of his affiliation or de-affiliation.

How EFCC wan take catch this man now? All of them resemble each other

Only yahoo boys and their benefactors will say that EFCC isn’t trying. Half bread, …..

Same people shouting “Crucify him” will blame EFCC for arresting yahoo boys.

They snap the back on arrest and show their faces upon conviction. Even OP knows this but he just wants gist this Saturday morning. Abeg, who dey do burial today? Hungry dey town.

Since VDM exposed those Prison Officers, he had a target on his back. All Law Enforcement Personnel have come together with the aim of dealing with him. He should have known this but his big head was far up his ego bloated derrière that he didn’t read the writing on the wall. Now, e don enter one chance. You can’t commit a crime and then say “sorry, I didn’t know that it was a crime”, or expect to be treated differently because you’re a “celebrity” and if anyone excuses his behavior, they should also excuse our Honorable Albino Magician. Police don see wetin dem go take deal with this meddlesome fly.

VDM. The butterfly that thinks it’s a bird.

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Cooking under “pressure”

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richmond500:
No, I was born in the 90s and I know the kind of cup we used, they are not nearly as fine as those ones in the pic.
Also electric torch came to Nigeria early 2000s, we used one kind lantern with glass gloves, in the 90s before battery torches. electric torch was recent.
Also 1930's pictures are not this sharp, the white colours of 1930 pics are tanned

Born in the 90’s and still think you can argue about when we were using torchlights? Well, I rest my case.

These children think that we probably used Abacus and did the rain dance for water before they were born.

NOETHNICITY:
Can someone please explain why Nigeria flew the Libyan team to PH instead of Akwa Ibom?
Because this entire situation seem to me like payback by the Libyans

The Nigerian authorities did not “fly” the Libyans anywhere. When you charter a flight, you dictate the destination and route. The Libyans chose PHC airport instead of Uyo airport for reasons best known to them just as the Nigerians chose Benghazi airport but in our own case, our chartered plane was DIVERTED to another smaller airport.

Even with their error in airports, a plane was offered to take them to Uyo but they refused to pay for it (again, for reasons best known to them) and a Marcopolo bus was procured for them. In the Nigerian teams case, some “danfo” buses were gotten for a 200-300km journey which will affect the knees of tall players like Troost Ekong.

So it’s evident that their “payback” was not valid as the error was theirs in the first place

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Person wey “bribe” with over 25m dey beg to borrow 4m. Nigerians think through their anal cavity. If only we had raised this whole bulabu when we were robbed of our electoral votes. I weep for this generation

Most people here do not even know what a Non Financial Institution is. If they did, they wouldn’t be exposing their crass ignorance online. Unfortunately, we live in an era of smart phones and dumb people. Google is free

unmask:
I also want to start riding a power bike.

Wonder if we have tutors in Lagos

Yeah. There’s a training school in the stadium in surulere

Op, riding a bike especially a SuperBike isn’t something you learn by the roadside like you do with a car. It takes proper training and practice before you hit the road. You also should follow the AGATT rule. All Gears (kits) All The Time. You should always dress up for the crash and not for the party. Some of us have been riding for over 20 years and have never gotten an accident as we’re always cautious. Riding is like playing chess. You have to anticipate 5 moves ahead and ride accordingly. That being said, Biking is a fun way to relieve stress and meet great people in the Biking family. We also have Biker Evangelists under the umbrella of COLMAN (Chariots Of Light Motorcycle Association of Nigeria). Perhaps, you can reach out to them and maybe find your niche there. There are also Biker associations there in Ibadan (and some of them can use a preaching or 2. Lol). Stay safe and rubber side down, always.

I remember when a Pastor slapped a girl who claimed she was a witch. All of social media was up in arms but now, a Priest knocks a child on d head and same social media is quick to sweep it under the rug because he’s “apologized”

From Femi Falana to “Uncle Falana”.

Him body phone am.

The fear of prison is the beginning of wisdom.

E for chop watery beans for 1 million years.

Don’t play in the poto poto.