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It’s obvious they haven’t heard about P2P. E-diots

How does a person manhandle a “long barrel gun” that it fires and hits him almost near his armpit? Perhaps, we’re looking at a Dane gun as We’re not talking about a 12 gauge shotgun from the picture of the wound. I’m trying to ascertain which hand he used in holding the rifle, which hand held the trigger and how the muzzle got close to the armpit while his finger was on the trigger. Something isn’t adding up.

Chibok girls, anyone?!

When the owner of the farm is slow in shouting “Thief, the thief will then hold the farmer and call him a thief.

Me just dey observe

NaughtyBrainiac:
No let Anambra people hear you o

POC: She’s Deltan from Ogwashi Uku

Leave and Cleave.

Know this and know peace

Even the thousands of demons who possessed a guy said “My name IS legion because we are many” but Nigerians are more British than the Queen.

Repairing roads that are not spoilt and lead to the houses of the rich. Whatever happened to Lokogoma, Piwoyi and galadimawa? Eye service.

Good one. Now, the Anambra State Government should open a Tennis Club for children and have her coach them as a pay to pay back the state for her rehabilitation. It only seems fair.

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Nice to see that EFCC actually lets some people off the hook

This question choke ooo.

Dem dey count fish, crayfish dey raise hand. People wey never address their xenophobia dey lament about Israel and Palestine.

A 17 year old boy cannot identify his captors? Go and blame an innocent neighbor who’s probably from another tribe.

They saw 3 armed men on a motorcycle and couldn’t raise alarm? Kontiniue

Another case of “Chinaza Phillip” or the so called, “Igbo herdsmen”. Let the government do a proper investigation and stop all these charade investigations. No foreigner will own a building in Ibadan and the people of the community will not know his name. He would’ve been fingered out from day one. He is perhaps renting the house from an indigene and the government is trying to push blame to an outsider.

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We can loan her to Cameroon for AFCON

Gwarimpa boys don run you street. Dem don chop your sister and also run una Fam. No be Jazz. You all were just greedy so stop sugarcoating the truth. Your sister was “stranded” in a wedding in Abuja? How did she even get there? Bolt and Uber services work till night. She no get phone ni? She saw “half-caste” and entered lift. The guy saw a Mugu and applied format, chop una family handicap. Now, you want to use religion to gain sympathy vote by dropping religious expressions. Who in their right minds would give their everything plus even borrow to give a 6 month potential “inlaw”? Anyways, like I earlier said, go Gwarimpa, you fit see your “inlaw” dey waka for road but next time, tell your sister not to be fooled by flashy things like cars and “latest iPhones”. She should learn to earn her money and she’ll realize that all those things are wash. Good luck

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Thomanad:


Hmmmmmm. Your father's job?
Alpha Foxtrot India Tango?

Proudly 48 Reg. When Men where Men, Samas were plenty and lizards were in scarce supply.

If you check am well, na Merchant Marine. Who else will have the gas? Those people like to act like they’re high on lion peppersoup. Anyway, e don buy federal job. Let him pay in German currency. Clown wey wan wawa the job of my fathers

The hardest person to convince is a woman who has a personal “prophet”

Wear whatsoever you have

Did he/she break your heart or cheat on you? If yes:

Dress up well and attend the church service.

Wait until the Priest asks the crucial question. If anyone objects to the union.

Get up, straighten your cloth or gele, look at your ex straight in the eye and walk out. (Make sure your shoe is doing koi koi as you walk out)

Trust me, there will be no wedding night bliss.

Same excuse that was used in moving CBN HQ to Lagos. Lack of office space and DTA. We’re watching

A good lawyer knows the law.

A great lawyer knows the Judge.

You don’t eat pork but you want to profit from its sale?