₦airaland Forum

When Goodluck Jonathan said this, he was insulted, castigated and called desperate by the opposition. Now, it’s a genius idea. Tufia. Dem really do us.

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If he were arrested in Nigeria, some yahoo boys on NL will start shouting “Go and catch Yaya Bello” upandan like there aren’t corrupt politicians in America too.

Old gist

Yes, the parents were negligent but not allowing them to attend the burial of their child and also slamming them with a humongous fine also reeks of resentment and inhumanity. They’ve lost a child that was precious to them, why pour salt on their injury? It’s not like they sent the child out alone. He was with his elder brother but as children do, darted into the road while avoiding restraint. It’s a plain accident. Jail them but at least, have some humanity. The second driver is just adding fuel to the fire because they’re obviously low income earners. Rest In Peace to the child.

Avedonn:
This coastal road project is unnecessary. The government should instead prioritize initiatives that stimulate sustainable economic growth. This includes creating a viable business environment to attract both foreign and domestic investment, while simultaneously empowering local businesses.

This would generate more meaningful employment opportunities, directly addressing the root causes of poverty and reducing the alarming crime rates fueled largely by joblessness and desperation.

The existing roadway linking Lagos to the South-South region already provides the necessary connectivity. Rather than embarking on a costly new project, the government should focus on efficiently rehabilitating and maintaining the existing road to ensure it remains safe and fully motorable.

This will represents a far more strategic allocation of public resources than the coastal road, which appears to be a misplaced priority.

I said it since oooo. How much does it cost to dredge the River Niger all the way to lokoja and how much is the so called highway? Imagine the difference dredging the River Niger would have made. Even collaborate with the state government and build ports all around the river line. It’d have been more beneficial than this glorified main road. As for those shouting toll gates, factor the cost not the landing or clearing payments per container. QED

Tomorrow, Regina will throw party and Aunty Ini will show up and dance.

Dem dey count fish, crayfish dey raise hand.

Everything in Nigeria is complicated

Evening newspaper wan show herself to see if dem fit use her wrap Suya.

Saraki should just do a palace coup and silence these 2 Judas’. The power has left the old guards and the young ones are striving for control. A whole PDP can’t afford to pay ground rent for their building? #Tueh.

Where’s the lie?

The number of inept and incompetent lawyers we keep churning out is befuddling. Imagine your client has been in detention for over a year DESPITE MEETING THE BAIL CONDITIONS and you’ve not done anything about it? Kai. All these Gen z lawyers are only good for shaking their tail feathers on social media and pouting like they’re suffering from imbecility. All fluff and no stuff. Just like that VDM lawyer wey go always dey do update on social media like it’s now the courts. #spits

Noise to promote their upcoming movie. How would you do a kick like that without precautionary measures?

Tinubu’s political strategy, no matter how underhanded and despicable it is, needs to be studied

Cappppp!!!!

Reject N3bn for baby wey say she’s with you as a contract? How much be the whole Netflix sef?

Nice one. Never been a fan of this administration but I give credit where it is due

Awala and crypto payments will shoot up. Dem no dey handcuff breeze. We’re Nigerians. We adapt, we don’t fold.

Ofodirinwa:
Imagine as an Igbo man someone will bury you in Sambisa forest

In the Army, as an active personnel, you’re buried with your unit as you’re deemed to be “Government property” so you no longer reserve the right to be buried in your hometown. Unless you’re upper brass, in which case, the rules can be bent. One of the rules you sign up for when you join the Army.

ElevationD:
No.

Ibusa is the same as Igbuzor. Ibusa corrupted form by the British from its original name Igbuzor.

Igbuzor has prominent sons namely: ex Senator, Barr. Peter FNwaoboshi the indefatigable Prof Patrick Utomi, founder of the Lagos business school, Professor Fidelis Oditah and Mr Peter Okocha a shipping magnate popularly known by his business name Crismatel, Obi (Prof) Chike Onwuachi, etc.

Igbuzor is an enjoyment town with great musicians like Ogbogu Okonji, Agility Okonji, Nwanze Nwabuwa (AKA Nwanze Nwagbodi) and Uche Nwalama. You go dance tire. Ogbogu Okonji by far remains the most prominent of them all, as one his songs has been played all over the nation for many years in clubs, restaurants, hotels, homes, etc.

What about football? They had Kingsley Obiekwe, a 1996 Atlanta Olympic Gold medalist in football; the late Peter Anieke of the Green Eagles; Emmanuel Olisadebe who naturalized and featured for Poland in 2002 and 2006 editions of the FIFA World Cup tournaments.

Igbuzor is a place for enjoyment every weekend. No end to enjoyment since I knew the town. Now they have grown covering both sides of the highway leading to Ogwashi uku. Land no cheap there o. Admiralty university by the Navy is situated in Igbuzor. There’s peace, safety and security in Igbuzor.

Igbuzor people, I hope say I don introduce una small here. Make una clap for me o.

Nice one. It is also said that the original name was “igbo e bi n’uzo” meaning Igbos that live by the road as it is believed that igbo settlers that came into Asaba were given the area to live but they expanded and started to intermarry, thus influencing language and culture. That’s why the Aniocha people and the Onitsha people believe that they are not Igbos (as read in the memoirs of late Dr. Nnamdi Azikiwe) and is evident in their cultural heritage.

Success has many fathers but failure is an orphan.

The truth is that most “big boys” in lagos make their money through Gaybrielism. Ladies with big eyes then want to corner them for themselves and rush to marry them but you can’t change the status quo. Agege must be agege, thus the sexless marriage.

Another angle is the nature of life in lagos. Most mainland men wake up by 4am and are out of the house by 5:30am only to return home by 11pm and weekends are naturally for sleeping and to catch up with social activities. Most do not have time for segz and mostly chop colleagues on the go (I have a friend who chops his colleague regularly in the car park and toilet). Thus again, the sexless marriage.

But madam, why are you complaining? Isn’t your market moving?

This e-diot doesn’t still know the meaning of “alleged”. The EFCC can post your picture as long as it has alleged before any crime and you’re being charged with that crime in court. He didn’t even say a single thank you to his useless fans who risked life and limb to protest his release, he’s busy chest beating and proposing friendship to an organization that he has insulted time and over again. Anyways, like I’ve said before, VDM is a butterfly that thinks it’s a bird.

DMerciful:
Tinubu will lose 2027. He knows it

I’m a major critic of this government but keep this mention.

If Tinubu loses 2027 elections, 1 MILLION NAIRA FOR YOU. Quote me anywhere. That is if he loses at the polls and not withstanding if said 1 million naira still has value.

A monarch of a “autonomous community” that receives his staff of office from the state commissioner in charge of chieftaincy affairs is coronating the President of a Nation all in the name of politricks?

Tomorrow, same “king” Will break glass doors to enter a venue just to prove a point but a wiseman once said, Sometimes in life, YOU STOOP TO CONQUER.

#weepmybelovedcountry

In a nation of over 200 million people and less than 500,000 police personnel to protect them, we still find a way to protect the elite and leave the masses to GOD.

And yet, EFCC is murdered everyday on the pages of Nairaland. See as Oyibo people are now changing the narrative on our own soul because we refuse to back our own.

Every mofo and ashana wan trend. Just say VDM and the rat gang will storm your post like they storm a job opening advert.