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lol. I thought the thread would be longer than this. But I guess as EFCC is recruiting, everybody don humble. EFCC is bad until dem start recruitment. Then, the insults go stop. Nigerians are funny. Make you no use your bumbing email go register for recruitment ooo

I can see so many useless comments from people who were probably toddlers during the Abacha days or are just plain zombies. Do you know how many people would’ve gifted her such items just for her to speak to the Head of State in their favor? Even ADC’s to Governors have much more than this, talk more of the wife of a Head of State during the military era. There’s a Hausa proverb that says “It’s better to birth the wife of a king than to birth a king”. Do with this information, what you will.

Very commendable but we no wan hear ngbummuoo. I think they should’ve started with other national routes before venturing into International. My thoughts though.

Nice one. We don’t have to experiment on our oil again before we cook with it.

Old format na. Buying it is easy. Sourcing the ammo is the hard part

Nice one. Most people will say rubbish about ambulance forgetting the facts that paramedics do not always ride in ambulances. With the rate at which normal healthy folks slump everyday and most people are unable to help but can bring out their phones to record, trained and licensed paramedics will be able to offer first aid assistance before the said individuals are ferried to a hospital. We may not like the current ruling class but if we see good, make we dey talk am. Life isn’t always about politics

Giving a dog a bad name. Next thing, na invitation to Force HQ and DSS for “interview”.

Abeg, which bricklayer dem send to do fence wey come third? With all the expert masons wey we get? I suspect an INEC in this waka. We dey fence estate without engineer on site sef.

Who dem for give before? A redundant NNPC or Asari Dokubo?

Hence the need for our Judges to sentence people to community services and for the prison system to properly supervise them. It doesn’t make sense to sentence people to jail for stealing goats, yams and fowls. Public humiliation and flogging (as per penal code) is enough

They want the foreigners to go so they can unionize and frustrate the local industries and dictate terms that suit their lazy selves while running factories aground. Only to come back, cap in hand with useless apologies and begging and some mumu people will now say “we’re big brothers. Let’s forgive and forget”. 2030 no far na. We go see the end result.

peleson1:
Wow

This is leadership

Very Presidential.

I thank you for your attention to this matter

After how many weeks? All it took was for small Ghana to call their bluff and he came running out of his hole to condemn it while he played Nero all along. We should’ve done same in Nigeria but as na mostly Igbo people dem dey harass for there, our Diaspora Head Honcho in her tribalistic mind would rather say, “All correct”.

Vision 3070. A place where incarcerated persons wait for 5-10 years on awaiting trial and where files are being “lost” on a daily until they pay money or when prisoners have to “buy fuel” for cars to take them to court. Any “reform” must include total cleansing of the top and a total reeducation and reorientation of the middle and lower cadre of officers. When prison officials start to share the same cell with their inmates and are made to see the possibilities of being incarcerated in the same prisons they once oversaw, perhaps, just perhaps, there will be a reformation.

Nigeria. Where every good thing comes to die. When Oyibo people started recording law enforcement officers, it was to make them accountable and for the world to see their excesses. E reach Nigeria, dem start to record when police dey chop food, dey enter Keke, just for the sake of clout and followers engagement. One yeye girl was even trying to seduce a soldier while recording it. If to say the soldier issue her five naira now, the world would’ve been agog. Now, e don burst and we’re crying a river.

If soup no get isam, ngolo and water snail, that one no be soup

Hand don touch am but he will now say that the rumor of him being picked up when he lands Nigeria is valid.

When you hear “SUPER HIGHWAY”, you’ll be picturing a 6 to 10 lane highway like Abuja airport road but imagine my disappointment when I saw the rubbish dual carriage in lagos that was made so that Eko Atlantic residents would have unperturbed access. Now, they’re bringing this same nonsense from Calabar to GOD only knows where.

Man has always feared what he does not understand. OP, first ask yourself what you want.

What type of Honda car or what type of Changan. What is the mileage of each and what is the breakdown possibility.

For a Changan, you’d drive it for about 5 years without any major issues (unless okada or car accident) as it’s vitlrbrand new so na to just change oil and perhaps the “legs”, depending on where you live. The mileage is most likely below 1-10k miles and the engine is most likely 1.5-2.0 meaning it consumes less fuel (considering 1ltr=N1,400) but before you buy, make sure it’s EXPORT OR GCC SPEC and make sure you do your checks like VIN and co to prevent you from buying an accident led car.

For the Honda, you also have to consider mileage, wear and tear (accidented and panel beatings), safety and reliability, engine size in relation to fuel consumption and also the VIN.

If in doubt, ask ChatGPT or WhatsApp meta for better advice

Edit: I see some people saying that Chinese climate Cho Cho Cho. Export vehicles or GCC spec are different from what is driven in China. Those vehicles can be diagnosed by any diagnostic tool. As for the parts, these cars are made for the gulf region which have a harsher climate than Nigeria so they’re built tough. As for repairs and servicing, like I said, it’ll take about 5 years for any major defect and by then, there’ll be technicians that’ll repair it. Most of Changan engines are used in “popular” car brands so most mechanics should know how to fix them. Besides, as Igbo man dey import Changan and other Chinese cars in droves, what makes you think that other mechanics are folding their arms and waiting? Any mechanic worth his spanner has started poaching technicians from Mikano and most Mikano mechanics are probably opening their own “side hustle”. The same thing they said about KIA when I bought mine. I got a Kia mechanic who took a day off to do checks on my vehicle back then. Same will happen for the Changan. My 2 kobo

He has finally gotten his wish. Let’s see how far he’ll go. 2027 no far again.

OP is trying to make fire without smoke. How many houses have beware of dog sign and when the dogs bite invited visitors, rely on the sign? The words “Beware” in itself is a cautionary note to trespassers and not to invited visitors. If you have a visitor, the sensible thing is to muzzle or cage your dog and allow free passage unless you have an ulterior motive. No one invites a visitor in, lets their dog injure the visitor and still rely on the signage outside. Once your dog escapes its enclosure or your compound, liability is automatically transferred to you as its owner and the dog can’t be running around with the “Beware of dog” sign on its neck.

He should just come out and call Adudua with his full chest and stop skulking around

There are some people who advertise their farms on social media. Try instagram. You just might be lucky

JackDaAlienz:
My apartment is 10 mins walk from their house. I come to their house for food mostly

Person wey still dey chop him mama food want us to congratulate him for biting the finger that is still feeding him because he thinks that he has arrived. Pikin wey no know agbo go call am grass.

I for talk but na NSA matter and before my lawyer go see me, I for don reach 10 years in prison

Oh, now he speaks. A retired General, silent when his voice should count.

Soldiers who risk everything to make sure we’re safe, dying on the frontline everyday and their families thrown out of the barracks within days of their death with reduced salaries and unpaid benefits don’t get this but pot bellied Oga’s who have stolen more than their children can enjoy still get life time salaries? Truly, There Was A Country

Racoon:
Though that Donnier 228 crash that happened enroute Obudu Cattle Ranch in Cross River state took down a whole lots of the top echelon of the then senior military officers, the captain; then a young boy was the first person to locate the crash site and alert authorities.

Fate had plans for him. He was privileged to enlist into the NDA to fulfilled his life ambition of becoming an army officer. Today a captain. Then to crown it all, a beautiful wife to compliment this journey in life.

And so, may your marriage be bless some more captain. May the Almighty protect and preserve your young family. Above all, may you climb higher in your career IJN. HML sir

POC: He wasn’t the first to locate the site,he was amongst a rescue team who went into the farmlands after the crash and when they got to the crash site, he was the most knowledgeable of the lot as he was the only person who knew how to operate a mobile phone and he used it to call for help, hence his acknowledged heroism. Las, las, we’re all proud of him and must also acknowledge the people who stood by him all these years and made his dream a reality. Like he said, some encounters aren’t accidents but divine appointments

The cup you use to measure for others, will also be used to measure for you

The Man don taya to fast. He does have a point about Niger and proximity though.