Do it the Nigerian way.
Start by saying “Haaa, neighbor. This one wey you dey give me food steady, make your boyfriend no vex ooo. I no get power to fight”

or if you think she wants knacks and you’re able to do it, say “Neighbor, all this food wey you dey give me, my waist don dey full oooo. I for like pay you back with one night of Netflix and chill”

but if you want to end it, say “my girlfriend don dey complain say I no dey chop her food anymore. I no want make she pour you acid”.

Go and try any of the above but do it quickly before you chop winch.

“You will not kill a guest in my house. If you want him that bad, you’ll have to go through me”.

When lizards were in ones and twos and Men were MEN.

COLONEL, you were a soldier’s soldier. You will forever be remembered.

Indomie children have seen history topic and dem don run

I don’t see any begging here. Nigguh went straight to the point. E no get power to shout.

Everybody don dey collect

The evil that men do, now lives with them.

Karma is a female dog.

UAR my corntree.
Everything is for political optics.
This kain thing happen, No Forensics, no effort to trace the identities of the bodies, no investigation into what happened or how to catch the perpetrators, etc.
The Governor has already hijacked the fact of the matter and is piggybacking on it for self aggrandizement.
If this is really true, the Governor as the CSO of the state is supposed to mandate the CP of the state to fish out the killers and their accomplices while tasking the state Ministry of Health and/or Sciences to liaise with international partners in identifying the remains in order to notify their families but NO. We’re UARians. We bury our dead and move on.

Such a pity

OP, can you hear yourself? IGP “orders” health workers via INTERNAL MEMO?

The IGP cannot direct the health sector. Only the Min of Health can. He only circulated the message to his fellow policemen, not to the health sector workers.

I’m sure that they’re already shopping for 2023 SUV’s and hilux as we speak in the name of project vehicles. A country without any secure state within its borders is talking about Nuclear Power.
I remember when there was a mini nuclear reactor in ABU, Zaria. When Bokoharam started their nonsense, it was moved to Ghana and that was the end of the story. A crying shame.

The VP Nigeria never had. He would’ve been a great pairing with Osibanjo.

Uloma wey read Biochemistry for ABSU that year don turn ATC?? Nna eh. Life no be by wetin you study for school.

Whatever happened to the quote “Meddlesome Interloper” that was a precedence in other landmark judgements?

Nigeria, we hail thee.

This is the same EFCC that boys are complaining that aren’t going after the “big fishes” and are only troubling young yahoo boys. Not una don see confession from a big fish and we’re still defending him and blaming EFCC.

All I have to say is the prayer of our second stanza, “Help our youth, the truth to know”

Assets vs Liability. Do the math

W

A still defiant Raoul John Njeng-Njeng aka Skales has admitted on instagram that agents of the EFCC arrested “a producer he’s working with” and someone that escorted the said producer. The admission didn’t stop him from throwing jabs at the anti graft agency.

United Nigeria, watch out.

EFCC wan raid your house, na only 3 people waka come? No Mopol? I smell an elephant

Israel has begun what was once referred to as Operation Nkpochapu by a civil war veteran.

For those who aren’t aware, Benjamin Netanyahu and his Brother Yonni Netanyahu were special forces soldiers that took part during the raid on Entebbe airport in Uganda. His brother, Yonni was killed and Benjamin vowed to eliminate all Palestinian terrorists from the face of the earth. A vow he kept for the many times he was made PM. Even Ehud Barak in a group discussion we once had in the villa, affectionately said that Benjamin Netanyahu is a cold hearted man. Hamas and co chose the wrongest time to strike because Putin in all his madness isn’t half the ruthless man that Benjamin is. He’ll fight to the last Jew and their Zealousness fuels their commitment. I feel for the poor people of Palestine but He who brings in ant infested firewood, ….

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Israel is just an overhyped military power in ME. If a rag tag militia group can take such time to prepare & invade Israel unaware, I wonder what big boys like Iran & Turkiye will do to them.

You obviously do not understand the game of chess

Israel must be playing the long game. They can’t say that they weren’t aware of all these happenings. Lose a little, win a lot

Oga, stop crying foul. Yahoo boys use your hotel to organize parties and award nights. They use cadet soldiers and privates for security. You know this as the truth. Use of premises for fraudulent activities is also a crime in the constitution. If you had any legal standing, the same lawyers that collected “millions” to secure the release of your staff would’ve gone to court to sue the EFCC rather than to allow you cry in the pages of a newspaper. You know wetin dey pursue you. Person wey wan commit suicide no dey ring bell. Just go and pay your debt. O ni gbese.

Supreme Court Technicality.

She said “soap”. Maybe she uses something else other than soap like omo or any other kind of dirt remover.

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Report the case to the nearest police station or EFCC office IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!!

If she asks for a refund, tell her to come to the said police station or EFCC to collect the money in person, NOT BY PROXY!!!!!!!

Even when you have to refund the money, ask for her NIN and RAISE A BANK DRAFT IN THE PRESENCE of the Law Enforcement Authorities WITH HER NIN REGISTERED NAME OR THE NAME OF THE LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCY and hold a copy of the said draft.

Make sure you have the name of the IPO and a copy of your statement (if they will allow you to have it)

DO NOT REVERSE THE TRANSACTION AS YOU ARE ALREADY COMPLICIT IN THE MONETARY CHAIN OF CUSTODY!!!!!!

Even the said POS guy will finger you if you reverse the money and say you’re their member.

REPORT THE CASE OOOOOOO!!!!!!!

This is a classic case of Money laundering. The card in question May have been from a kidnapped or murdered victim or may have been stolen. Pls do the above stated ASAP!!!!!

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Dem go soon delete this thread. Na so the inconclusive news of Kano State disappear without trace

RepoMan007:
simple, CBN can not meet all forex needs and wish the rates were lower for Naira. Private individuals who have it in limited quantity offer to sell at higher prices than CBN's artificially low rates, as times goes and demand surges, the selling rates rises according the dictates of demand-prices-supply forces. You don't fix the price of what you do not own. In the case of petrol, they could fix prices, because they bought from importers then resold to masses at lower rates.

Then why don’t we just ban the black market and force everyone to sell and buy via the banks?

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Goodbye Doc. Thanks for making TV worth watching.

habeeboladimeji:

I wonder oo
I was also searching for where it says inconclusive

There was a post where it gave details about the inconclusive judgement and even said the judgement was delivered via Zoom but I guess it was pulled down