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A building without fire escape? Haba. Even 1004 has fire escape stairs by the side. This is pure negligence from the building management and the renters. Everyone is quick to shout GOD forbid but we should always hope for the best and prepare for the worst.

There is no future in flying cars except they develop radar, anti collision and height control that will make them fly at different heights. Just 2 cars and dem dey jam each other. Imagine when those drunken yahoo boys in lekki start to buy their own. Everywhere go be debris. Then imagine those politicians children in Abuja trying to race each other and venture into the landing path of an incoming aeroplane? Better left to the imagination

A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the Judge.

Decipher at your own peril.

Psychologically, this picture says a lot. If you know, ……

Most pilots are cowboys that fly by the seat of their pants. Na only GOD dey save person because I’d rather panic for 1hr than to panic and be apprehensive of kidnappers and accidents for 10-12 hrs.

GEJ should just respect himself and leave this thing for others. Big dogs don’t bark at every passerby. E get wetin him forget for Aso Rock? He quit when the ovation was loudest. Coming back might get him embarrassed. Those egging him on are those who hurriedly pushed him out in the first place. They now want him back for selfish reasons.

* 1 Because they know he’s a safe bet (He constitutionally has only one term. Thus he wouldn’t “betray” them)

* 2 He’s the best person that has a chance in hades in removing BAT

* 3. He’s docile and thus, the uprooted cabal can regroup and once again, be in the drivers seat

* 4 He’s the only guarantee the North has that can ensure power returns to them in 2031

But if he tries it, he’ll be beaten worse than a konga drum. Mark my words. You don’t wear white to wrestle a pig in the mud. A pig with experience sef.

Las las, Northern Nigeria is VERY beautiful if not for insecurity.

See the new face of slavery.

Ndi Rivers, is this what you people have been reduced to?

Slaver holding the enslaved and asking them to bend over like ……

Gather here if you thought you saw EFCC.



Ain’t got more characters to spare.

This is a skit. Peller speaks fluent English. He used to speak good English when he interviewed Celebrities before switching to becoming Peller. There is no way he’ll be at gunpoint and still be speaking that nonsense. DPO Ko, CIA ni

Two words. VPN, Crypto.

Anyone that has an issue with this can complete the remaining words themselves.

You killed another set of audio commanders but no pic, you seized 4 motorcycles worth about #4 million in total but lost an MRAP worth over #200 million. I wonder how fleeing insurgents got to set a vehicle ablaze. Did they run into the vehicle on its way back and set it ablaze or what? The last time I checked, repelled means that stopping them from getting to you and your equipment. I just wonder.

To what effect?

Pls complete the remaining characters

Hedonisco:
I have never switched off and never will. I simply tuck my phone away in my pocket when the flight is about to take off, recline into my seat, and think about my life for the next hour or so until the plane lands, that's it.

RECLINE YOUR SEAT WHEN PLANE WAN TAKE OFF?

Bros, we sef dey enter plane ooo.

This isn’t an emotional video. It’s a manipulative woman preying on her husband’s deepest desire for social media content. Don’t play with a person’s desires like that. Even if you want to be romantic or fun, turn off the camera

Somehow, I take this news with a bag of salt as people on ground have refuted this claim but if it’s true, it’s a welcome development that has been a long time coming. I’ve always been an advocate for dredging the Niger 🇳🇪 n order to decongest Apapa and increase trade in the eastern and middle belt regions

No prison official in Nigeria would accept him/her with such an erroneous date. It’s all in a bid to calm the mob. The date of remand is clearly spelt out, 11th of OCTOBER, 2025. The magistrate allegedly used the American dating system (month/day/year). In the Nigerian System, we use the British method (day/month/year). Both “errors” have made the document null, void and unenforceable. Babe don go chill for Zaddy house. Baba can’t pay for flight ticket for nothing. This is Nigeria.

7/5. Improper fraction. Unless dem dey do party

Watch how your diaspora ministress will start jumping upandan on this one and start shouting “one southeastern state” while her counterpart will just remain calm like the Queen that she is and say “everything is under control”. Honestly, there’s a big difference between old money and new money.

When they paraded fake bishops, y’all were sipping your kunu and laughing. Now, a Danjuma has come to judgement. Baban Jamila, a southerner has convened a meeting of “Northern leaders” and y’all are crying foul.

Let me sip my kaikai in peace. Asiwaju till 2031.

Time for Lamidi Apapa to enter the stage again like an puppet from n a badly cued play

The roads in Benin are swimming pools. Even the Government house and the so called GRA don’t even have proper drainages, talk more of roads. There’s nothing to commend.

Too bad. See as she was used and abandoned by people she trusted.

Dem never even grind beans, moi moi don dey scent.

No zoning for anybody. Go to the field and test your popularity. Being in LP but asking for favors in ADC is like working in UBA but begging to be paid salary as a staff of Zenith bank. Come out with your full chest and take your stand if you believe in your capacity.

Defection talk. You already know what you want to do. Stop deceiving yourself. PBAT might be old but he has calculated your moves ever since he chose you as his running mate. He chose the weakest link and rubbed his son in your face to trigger you and you fell yakata by opening your mouth and spilling what should be closely guarded secret in your heart. He suspected you’re in alliance with the opposition as most northerners but you confirmed his suspicion with your verbal diarrhea. Just quietly resign with your head held high before dem troway you like Suya paper. My 2 kobo.

8 years vs 2 years?

Madam, the bitterness dey show.

Wike might be all they say he is but let’s judge him after his tenure, not before the end.

We can see that in just 2 years, his achievements as Minister is commendable.

Since we’re comparing, what have you and past senators representing the FCT ever done for the people? Let’s not start looking into the humongous monies being given to you people by foreign governments and NGOs for humanitarian projects that you people chop. You know what they say about glass houses

Tell her to call NAPTIP Official helpline on 07030000203 or 627 ASAP.

How much, I wan buy am for my baby.

Seun, complete the remaining characters.

Airline wey dem never launch finish don dey get problem?