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Two words. VPN, Crypto.

Anyone that has an issue with this can complete the remaining words themselves.

You killed another set of audio commanders but no pic, you seized 4 motorcycles worth about #4 million in total but lost an MRAP worth over #200 million. I wonder how fleeing insurgents got to set a vehicle ablaze. Did they run into the vehicle on its way back and set it ablaze or what? The last time I checked, repelled means that stopping them from getting to you and your equipment. I just wonder.

To what effect?

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Hedonisco:
I have never switched off and never will. I simply tuck my phone away in my pocket when the flight is about to take off, recline into my seat, and think about my life for the next hour or so until the plane lands, that's it.

RECLINE YOUR SEAT WHEN PLANE WAN TAKE OFF?

Bros, we sef dey enter plane ooo.

This isn’t an emotional video. It’s a manipulative woman preying on her husband’s deepest desire for social media content. Don’t play with a person’s desires like that. Even if you want to be romantic or fun, turn off the camera

Somehow, I take this news with a bag of salt as people on ground have refuted this claim but if it’s true, it’s a welcome development that has been a long time coming. I’ve always been an advocate for dredging the Niger 🇳🇪 n order to decongest Apapa and increase trade in the eastern and middle belt regions

No prison official in Nigeria would accept him/her with such an erroneous date. It’s all in a bid to calm the mob. The date of remand is clearly spelt out, 11th of OCTOBER, 2025. The magistrate allegedly used the American dating system (month/day/year). In the Nigerian System, we use the British method (day/month/year). Both “errors” have made the document null, void and unenforceable. Babe don go chill for Zaddy house. Baba can’t pay for flight ticket for nothing. This is Nigeria.

7/5. Improper fraction. Unless dem dey do party

Watch how your diaspora ministress will start jumping upandan on this one and start shouting “one southeastern state” while her counterpart will just remain calm like the Queen that she is and say “everything is under control”. Honestly, there’s a big difference between old money and new money.

When they paraded fake bishops, y’all were sipping your kunu and laughing. Now, a Danjuma has come to judgement. Baban Jamila, a southerner has convened a meeting of “Northern leaders” and y’all are crying foul.

Let me sip my kaikai in peace. Asiwaju till 2031.

Time for Lamidi Apapa to enter the stage again like an puppet from n a badly cued play

The roads in Benin are swimming pools. Even the Government house and the so called GRA don’t even have proper drainages, talk more of roads. There’s nothing to commend.

Too bad. See as she was used and abandoned by people she trusted.

Dem never even grind beans, moi moi don dey scent.

No zoning for anybody. Go to the field and test your popularity. Being in LP but asking for favors in ADC is like working in UBA but begging to be paid salary as a staff of Zenith bank. Come out with your full chest and take your stand if you believe in your capacity.

Defection talk. You already know what you want to do. Stop deceiving yourself. PBAT might be old but he has calculated your moves ever since he chose you as his running mate. He chose the weakest link and rubbed his son in your face to trigger you and you fell yakata by opening your mouth and spilling what should be closely guarded secret in your heart. He suspected you’re in alliance with the opposition as most northerners but you confirmed his suspicion with your verbal diarrhea. Just quietly resign with your head held high before dem troway you like Suya paper. My 2 kobo.

8 years vs 2 years?

Madam, the bitterness dey show.

Wike might be all they say he is but let’s judge him after his tenure, not before the end.

We can see that in just 2 years, his achievements as Minister is commendable.

Since we’re comparing, what have you and past senators representing the FCT ever done for the people? Let’s not start looking into the humongous monies being given to you people by foreign governments and NGOs for humanitarian projects that you people chop. You know what they say about glass houses

Tell her to call NAPTIP Official helpline on 07030000203 or 627 ASAP.

How much, I wan buy am for my baby.

Seun, complete the remaining characters.

Airline wey dem never launch finish don dey get problem?

“Ex-Husband” of almost a decade. Na you divorce, na you dey police him life. Question for relevance from a forgotten PP. Move on and stay in your lane.

Reverend wey dey beef person ccxxcvvbvcccvvhggggggg

Bandits Dey wreck havoc for him state but Oga dey wreck kpekus. Man’s inhumanity to Man.

deltateam:
While I believe he should be arrested if the allegations are true but is this EFCC job?
Now VDM was right about EFCC not fulfilling their mandate.


So government left Fulani bandits that killed/burned hundreds of indigenes including women and children and are chasing shadows?

No wonder the japa syndrome is insane.

Government of misplaced priority.
President that tells citizens to live at peace with terrorists.

Bros, try to treat that your malaria. What is the mandate of the EFCC? To chase bandits? Have you not seen Sextortion and cyber bullying? Now, ask yourself, is it the mandate of the EFCC to enforce the cybercrimes prohibitions act of 2024 as amended? A simple meta AI search would have absolved you from showing your color online but you’d rather listen to an ignoramus than elucidate yourself. Selah.

Falseprofet2:
another silly trend. Nigeria is where common sense goes to die

I couldn’t have said it better. Nigerians are so gullible

Over 500 people dead. No day of mourning but because a president is coming, you declare public holiday? Yahoo Reverend. Benue, Plateau and Kogi deserve to be declared No Man’s Land like Abuja. Very incompetent leadership. Their people are more concerned with tribal infighting than their own development. Just imagine? It’s not a party thing but gross incompetence and ineptitude by the people.

Her contract with that boy don elapse. How time flies. Nigerians are so gullible

This man don try wella but he’s bringing a plastic spoon to a gunfight.