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Wee you gerrarahia!!!!!!

If not for her promotion, would you have realized that she existed?

People that made the country so unbearable that her parents had to japa are here, forming congratulations.

Aliyu Deborah Atiku

Waiting for the Presidental debate

The dead should at least have a first name. If I stayed with a guy for 10 minutes, I’d at least know his first name or nickname.

Which kain yeye prosecution? Who gave her the orderly in the first place?

Your colleague?

On the theatre, these women are ruthless. Their mind dey back. They’re more wicked than their male counterparts. If you see where they’re slicing BHT members ehhh?? You go fear woman soldier. Gallant women, carry on. We dey una back.

MyVILLAGEpeople:
It’s not really a nice idea leaving your wife or fiancé here while the man stays abroad.

The car is “Parked at owners risk”.

Meanwhile, Naija soldiers go first brush an fir wearing camouflage before dem ask to see him Indigo Delta

OP, please leave the child. Bad handwriting is a sign of higher intelligence. I have a bad writing but I earn over 1m monthly. Who good writing epp?

She actually makes a point. A dismissed policeman is one step from being an armed robber who knows the workings of his former colleagues. Remember the Kwara Bank Robbery? Their leader was a dismissed policeman.

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With respect, Soyinka should take several seats. Where was his culture and obatala when he called the wife of a sitting President, a Shepopotamus? Now, e don reach him tribal person and he’s remembering his childhood and upbringing. Omo’ale.

Bad market for them. Only boyfriend and girlfriend inside d eatery. 10k from d customers if dem no go use debit card to pay, max, 100k in the register. Lol. Make dem carry rice and chicken as compensation.

Watch as our gallant police will debunk this video or blame it on escaped Kuje inmates.

ACADEMY!!!!! If na regular dey type this kain english, OP, you have just wawa’d the job of my fathers.

So Titus sardine is now N750 Even if na for Shoprite you buy am. How much is garri and okro soup? You could’ve given those children a nutritious meal and still have change but your rather display a measly loaf of bread and 2 sardine tins just to prove what point?

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This is what happens when you release pictures of escaped convicts after over 48 hrs and don’t lockdown a perimeter. Imagine if he wasn’t carrying drugs. He would’ve been home free. Right after the jailbreak, the pictures of the escaped convicts should’ve been circulated around the motorparks and the surrounding areas so people can easily identify them but as usual, THIS IS NIGERIA

A friend that doesn’t tell a lady his true feelings for her will be in charge of drinks on her wedding day- Plato 1748BC

After the Reggae, play the Blues

And yet they fail so provide adequate security or even build more domestic tracks for the goose that lays the golden eggs? Ndi ara with misplaced priorities.

Doyin Okupe calculating how he’ll refurbish the place. :-)

I think say Northerners no dey fvck until dem marry. How come him come get their nude pics? Is he their husband?

Shoodboi:


They didn't give you semo and efo riro in their cell? You should've told them to hold onto you for longer since the cell is clean. You mean you know better than total strangers here who are all saying the same thing? Even your entire statement reads like an advert. You're trying too hard to make EFCC loo good.

I talk with FACTS!!!!! I’ve been their guest and I know what I’m talking about. Talking about advertisement. Lol. Let me know when you and your “total strangers” have hard undisputed facts. Until then, don’t judge based on hearsay.

Who no go, no go know.

youngest12:


Lols anytime u are in Ibadan quote me and I wIll come meet u anywhere and so dat u will see everything by urself
I won't argue with u

Maybe the judiciary in Ibadan is different from the rest of Nigeria. When you’re sentenced to prison, the prison officers TAKE YOU TO PRISON. Even Police no get hand for the matter again. You’re solely the property of the Nigerian Correctional Service until you pay your fine or complete your jail term. That is the law.

See fingers wey person wan carry load bull. Everyone na street until the streets come knocking. Iranu.

youngest12:
EFCC are also scammers
They arrested 8 guys in my area but released them that night after collecting 100 million from them without taking them in.

After the court sentence, all this guy's won't be remanded in prison like efcc made us believe they will only be going every week with 150,000 to sign and once their sentence remain 1 week to finish they will now be remanded for that 1 week which means if a yahoo guy is sentenced to a year in prison he will only spend the last week of his sentences in prison but be paying 150,000 every week for the period he is not there but the passport will be seized so that he won't be able to travel....
It has happened to 5 of my friends though we are no longer close as we use to be.

Bros, Fear GOD na. Do you think everyone here is as fullish as you are? 8 guys just conveniently had 100 million laying around and they could access it within minutes to bribe EFCC? Lol, lol. We resemble people wey dey drink cerelac for ya eye?

Do you even have the faintest idea on how the law works? A judge will sentence a person to prison and EFCC will now tell the person to go home and be coming to sign every week. Then a week to the end of his sentence, they will take him to prison?!!!!!!!

LMFAO. Think before you cap rubbish on the World Wide Web. Your ignorance on the law and workings of the law, No get part 2.

Anyways, you’re one of those “It happened to my friend” people.

People capping rubbish here. Everyone always knows someone that has “given money to EFCC to obtain their freedom” but no one can beat their chest and say it happened to them.

Take Police and bribery for example. Everyone has been extorted by them and we can always Say “Yes, it happened to me” but when na EFCC, it’s always, “it happened to my friend” Abi “I know a guy that it happened to”.

@OP, when EFCC arrests a person, they either have evidence or act based on a hunch. They go through their stuff forensically (check for deleted stuff using sophisticated software) and if anything is found, the person is charged to court. Most times, we don’t hear about the court cases. Why? I can’t say but I know this because I WAS ONCE ARRESTED BY THEM. They didn’t find anything on my phone but they found stuff on my flatmates phone and he was sent to jail with an option of fine, N1m I believe.

Back to my earlier submission, if nothing is found on you, you’re still required to get a person to bail you out and it is done without money (I didn’t pay a dime). Even my friend that had something on his phone (format) and had incriminating evidence was allowed to go on administrative bail (like me) but he was told to sign every week until his court date. We both did a maximum of 2 nights in their cell, (which is very clean to be honest) and we were fed 3 times daily. Indomie and egg, tea and bread, jollof rice and fish and we even had free medical treatment (me, I treat all my sickness free of charge. After all, na our money).

So I can imagine someone saying that they paid money to be released but as for me, I no pay shishi and my friend wey commit still go court. His saving grace was that he plead guilty so dem no send am go kirikiri. Judge just pity am, nack am N1m as fine.

SO THAT IS MY STORY. I NO DEY TALK DEM SAY ABI E HAPPEN TO MY FRIEND. IM A WALKING EFCC TESTED MEMBER.

Some people don’t slow down to understand before capping rubbish.

Restitution of 20m to the complainant and still pay 3m to the FG.

Comprehension is key.

Solve the issue. INEC should deploy registration machines to Alaba ASAP if they’re really serious about enfranchising the traders. Anything less is a plot by Baba Agbado to stop the people from being OBIdient.

We will never forget 20-10-20

Use Neomedrol/Neopresol after bathing. Check results after 1 month.

Bros, you do or you no do? Even if it was just the head