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It's pure b.s

There has been numerous stories but never any pictures, videos or eye witness accounts. It's always I heard or my mom said or my cousin's friend who has one eye said.... It's b.s

she is pretty but she still sit or squat to sh!t so

elego1:
Her name's mz blue. She charges 4,500 dollars (1.1 million naira) per night and about 32,000 dollars a month.

Would you patronize her?

omo you no know anything google the bunny ranch in las vegas and see how much those women make per hour

worlds expensive ko worlds transexual looking hooker ni

all these hypocritical azz niqqa will smash if they had the chance

[size=14pt]Poster all you have to do is wait until they are 30 years old. when you say hi and they are not married, they will answer you[/size]

Lies

1. make him a sandwich

2. play with his junk (balls and d!ck)

3. Don't talk so much

the end

shyling:
That's Zimbabwe. Op stop lying.

bro i kow right? that picture is so old smh

Estharfabian:
i'm tryna get this.....



the girl sent him pictures of her boobies and instead of wanking to it(like most guys do?) ...he rather sent her A pic of him with bae...


Awwwwe! Adorable! Where can i get me some of that?

you sound like a child because if you were an adult, you would understand that the message is a booty call and not a here is a pic of my boobs for you to "self-service" to. what kind of small boys are you dating?

i hope he signed a good prenuptial agreement. Them hoes be trying to rob a mofo

it's obvious his congregation do not read the bible.

my answer was 3 digits but it still worked out

kekakuz:
I meet this lady in church some months ago and we became close friends . she knows I have a lady I have been dating for over 4 years and God help Me I plan on getting married next year. she also has a man who she claim to love deeply and we both understand our boundaries.

just recently we got too close and we nearly compromise each other so we decided to give space. its been 5 days since we spoke and its been hard for me. I have been missing her like crazy and worried about her. just this morning I got a text from her that she had to take a casual in the office because she has not been herself without me. and she seriously confused as to why she feels this way.

I need advice friends how do I deal with this.we both have strong feeling for each other yet we have our different vows

Bro don't take offence to the following

you are not ready to be married you need to free your fiance while you still have the chance. why would you want to be with someone who has a man and is willing to compromise her relationship for some d!ck? how do you know she wouldn't do the same to you? (same goes for you too)

i do understand that your heart wants what it wants but you have to be able to control yourself and obviously you can't so please don't get married. you are emotionally cheating on your woman which is even worse than d!ck/pnssy business.

if you continue on this path, you will eventually find a way to justify hooking up with this woman and where would you go when things get bad? Cut the friendship off now and focus on your own woman and never look back

VIEWS95:
I broke up with my ex early this year... Since then, i and her friend have become so close, we chat on social media and we do see most time... She was also my friend while i was dating my ex, but now our friendship is becoming stronger, and i think i am falling inlove with her, thou i haven't told her yet! My concern is that i don't know if it's right to date my ex's friend..... I don't know if i should make a move, or just allow things be the way they are!!




Your advice highly needed please.. Thanks!

The question here is does the friend tell or has told your ex that you guys see each other? if the answer is yes, then go for it without a care.

Honestly there are man code and girl code that forbids what you are trying to do but love is stronger that that bs. Make your move while you have the chance and if you really want to satisfy the girl/man code, tell her to tell your ex that you guys have been hanging out and hopefully she would be cool with it. I hope you aren't just trying to get some pnssy from this girl which would possibly ruin her friendship in the long run.

The last woman is actually decent looking without the makeup. but woman number 2 still jacked up with the makeup

kokoboy:
In summary, she's my coworker, she spent just 3 weeks at the head branch before she got transfered. In those three weeks we spent together, we got along that we call each other flirty names.

She's one of the most beautiful people I've ever met and you can't help but develop feelings for her after she left. I know she has a lot of guys in line for her, I looked her up on Facebook to check her pics and released her level high.

Most times I call she won't pick and doesn't respond to my msgs. I'm not needy cos I don't even call her much, I just call once a while so I had to challenged her and she said I call her at the wrong times when she's tired. The truth is I know those times I believe she had something going on for her.

She's not accessible at all. The confusing part is that when I went to her branch for official duty, she acted like she missed me so badly. Afterwards I called her but she didn't pickup again. I decided I was choking her up and stopped the calls. I have other girls and I know the way they act when they miss me.

I feel like I can't keep up with her pace, and I told her I like her on chat just to know whether she likes back. I know it's a risk that way but I decided to take it. Maybe she's just way out of my league and I just can't get her to give me her attention. Probably because I don't have a ride yet, no personal apartment etc.

Should I just let go?

what was her answer to the bold part?

when you say she is out of your league, what do you mean? she has more money than you? she is too pretty? she's far younger than you? or she is ahead of you career wise?

When you stop calling does she call you to find out how you are doing? Are you just confusing her friendship for romantic feelings

someone got their hands on old playboy magazines

photoshop is a motherF'er.

Alvinnado:
The man is on contract (outside work) and not at home at the moment,he will be back 2 months time,how sure am I, that he will even believe me?

if he believes you or not is not the issue. He needs to know period

RoyalBlak007:
I can imagine the magnitude of noise through out ur stay there in the hotel....deafening

funny enough, it wasn't as bad as you would think. Like i said it was an attraction so when you hear the jets, you looked at the airport to laugh at those getting blown away or to be amazed by how large planes are landing

here is an example of what goes on there:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS8y89DHMTs

weyab:
you lack that ability to reason arguments

i guess your dumb ass just picks words from a dictionary and string them together to make a sentence without actually saying anything. Now here is a noose go kill yourself

RoyalBlak007:
An airport close to a beach

Now thats cray

yea! the airport is actually one of the attractions in saint martin. people go over there to take pictures and videos also to get blasted by the jet blast when the plane is taking off. The hotel we stayed was actually steps away from that location so we saw people getting blown away

RoyalBlak007:
To see an airplane fly unbelievably close to a beach, you'll have to visit Saint Martin, an island in Northeast Caribbean. With the local international airport located right behind the beach, the planes fly right over the tourists´ heads.

it's crazy to have a jumbo jet fly right over your head. check out the screen cap i got from the video i took at Maho beach.

[size=18pt]in this day of video phone and phone cameras..... pics/video or it never happened[/size]

Alvinnado:
The guy in question is an NYSC guy,I don't know if he used juju on the little dove... Is quiet preposterous that this girls mother is secretly involved with this guy under her husband roof

This is a really bad thing that the guy is doing with that young girl. from your comment, i assume that the girl's father is not aware about the relationship? why not clue the girls father in secretly into the rubbish the mother is up to?

weyab:
i never said dey will. But try to be intelligent out of many dull populations. Nairaland are 99% blacks, the same brain as you had before so even if they do will utter the same as u did b4. But now i believe u hav quality thing to say next time. Good morning

what exactly do you mean by 99% of nairalanders being blacks and the same brain ...... what exactly are you trying to say?

You type as if you are not black and if you aren't you sure seem to think your intelligence level is higher than someone who is black? am i getting that right? watch what you say and how you say it. if you don't agree with someone's post or their outrage over a situation allow them the chance to express themselves instead of insulting and insinuating that their intelligence in low.

umm yes. Almost every country borders other countries. Its just that most borders have fences

from what i think i heard England withdrawing would be beneficial to them because the EU system is supposed to support all the countries in the Union. Therefore if a country like Greece and Italy default on their payments and their economy becomes shitty, it affects everyone in the union. So getting out would help because they can get back to focusing on just the one economy and Visa would be much much harder because you wouldn't be able to enter with your EU visa.

im probably wrong but if anyone can correct me please the floor is yours

EMEKUSBOY9:
With the latest news am hearing. On thursday will be a very important day for england as a referendum on will conducted. Brexit vote will be the most decisive vote in the history of england, many bookmaker tips england for dooms and just little people see it as an advantage to england. So my question as a nigerian, do u think if england withdraw from E.U., Will dis make england visa an easy one for nigerians? because many bookmakers predict england weak economy if they withdraw and the falling also in their currency which is POUNDS. So easy visa for nigerians or not. SHAKARA DON END OOOO. So pls people is ur time to comment on dis latest topic

Any MOFO with no money for a condom needless to say an abortion should not be having sex. He better go sell the phone he contacted you with

All the women in that community must be really jacked up for them to think that man was a woman

That is actually not attractive. that looks disturbing because her top half is so small