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imhotep:

Replace those words with "omenka" and you have the brain of an Israeli.


Omenka is Yoruba- Israeli Yoots.

Rotflmao!!




Ps: I promise to deactivate this account if one of the Israelites don't mention "Agatu" on it.

imhotep:
You can't even spell "bet".
See what dull@rdism has done to you

And you haven't the faintest idea a word such as "beg" exists. Am I surprised? Certainly not.

0.15% I still beg bet(sic) of you.




Ps: Omenka has commented again- let's see the perpetually emotional Israelites turn the thread to one about him.

His comment attracts them like ants to grains of sugar on the floor.

If they can't attack him directly, they'd hide behind some ediotic comment, like it with their multiple IDs, and throw their feeble jabs.

Rubbing my hands in anticipation.

imhotep:
You have been using 15% of your brain for too long now.

And I beg that you use 0.15% of yours.

fcbonsai:
any fulani man dat leaves d whole north to graze in d south is a potential criminal
how can u leave the farms in d north and come to the south to destroy our own farmlands

And what would you call any igbo man who leaves the whole of South East to get caught with drugs in his anus at an airport in Lagos


Na wa for una logic oo.

Some overly emotional kids would disagree.

Same way you can't call ALL Ijaws "militants".

Same way you can't call all Igbos or Yorubas "ritualists".

Same way you can't call All Igbos "armed robbers", or "drug pushers".

We may throw all the jabs we wish to online, but when this stuffs take such dimension as to have or "leaders" begin to use them, that become a real problem.

Na wa oo. Can we get a break from this news already

Meanwhile...

crixtex:
By all means Omenka u can o... I m only pointing out ur hypocrisy. .. ko ju be lor!

Oga, stop dey carry my matter for head. I'm sorry I don't give a fart about your opinion.

theV0ice:
Who suffers at the end of the day? Saraki? Buhari? hailing zombies? wailing zombies?

I actually prefer it this time where the APC guys in charge are fighting and opening all the dirty secrets about budgeting that had long been hidden from our eyes unlike the paddy-paddy thing that was always settled with our monies in ghana-must-go by the PDP era.

When it was padded under GEJ, who was in charge of both the executive and NASS? APC? PDP? what did you do about it?

What you should be bothered about is the work-ability of this budget and not whether you're a hailing zombie or a wailing zombie

Gbam!

DropShot:
PMB na their mama's husband!

This 2016 budget is the first time in the history on our current democracy we've not heard of any report of the executives bribing NASS with Ghana-Must-Go stuffed with dollars for easy passage. As such, the corrupt legislooters found it too tough to accept. They considered it an affront which they must confront, hence the padding. But they underestimated the General at their own peril.

If we've learnt anything from Buhari, we must already know that he sticks to his guns once he is convinced of his position. He is very dogged and unyielding on such issues dear to him and that has helped him to build a reputation that can only be wished for by his haters!

He unrelentingly contested for the highest office four times without minding all the insults, lies and disparaging from the opposition. He eventually became an elected president.

He refused to devalue the Naira which would have effectively submerged us in recession. Today, the economy has more hope of surviving because of it but haters don't know.

I am very very confident that PMB remains the only hope of straightening Nigeria and our ways.

WE ONLY NEED TO BE PATIENT WITH THIS ENIGMA.

Say it loud let them hear!!

crixtex:
Omenka... I know you too well... u did ds exact same thing against Jonathan's govt... So why are u complaining now

Oga oo!!! Did I complain to you?? Am I stopping you from complaining? Abi make I no talk my own again?? Shooo!!

Will be right back..

Now, where were we?

steve13:
It took president Buhari 6 months to appoint a SAN as a minster for Power ,works and housing and you see nothing wrong with that? Won't even talk about the budget, let your followers keep suffering and smiling, Na today? don't even belong to any political party,none of my business ,let them rule you guys as they want,funny enough you are very irrelevant, not worth a penny in real life, keep on,

Oga ooo!!! I thought you said you are a "very busy man"?? Aren't you busy anymore??

Are you still planning on revolting or are you still sitting behind some screen laughing while your your son asks "papa, why you dey laugh"??

Do you still feel like "if I tell you where I'm laughing from"??

All of you are just the same.


By the way, your diction still sucks greatly- apparently, you cannot be helped.

Wow. Lovely pictures up there.

Not sure I love jazz generally speaking, but you can't separate me from some ol Yanni, Kenny G, Tom Scott and Paul Taylor.

Love 'em to death.

What is Enya's genre of music sef

Very very terrible news for undercover ND militant group iPod.

SeverusSnape:
I insult only when insulted, Insult me now, and I swear to God, I will insult you back. I don't fear ban like you, It's a normal thing to me. Seriously.

You don't fear ban?? You insult only when insulted?? Did I say ANYTHING directed at you before you called me a "coward" on the other thread?? Do I even pay any attention to you or your posts before you quote me endlessly?? Why the fixation on Omenka??

Stop obsessing over me kid. I'm not your problem. Take a long look in the mirror and you'd see great clues as to who is.

Goodbye.



Ps: you will keep being ignored as I always do like the nothing you are to me mr "I don't fear ban" yet still walking on egg shells.

Newmanluckyman:
.. One thing about you that I have come to realized is that you have no atom of humanity in you. Everything to you must be tribalistic, political.if you can't manage a discourse void of the above how can you manage a family?

One thing I've realised about you (even though I'm meeting you or noticing you for the first time) is that you have a mountain of humanity in you, and all those who laugh and mock people when they are bereaved or have their states people killed, have a world of humanity in them.

Those people whom you tell "nice post" to, who call ALL Muslims terrorists, who call ALL Yorubas "slaves", who call everyone who don't agree with their positions "zombies", have fat ass humanities in them!

Congrats my son!!

Anything else about humanity you'd like to share??

By the way, just took a quick stroll on your TL and stopped at the 10th post, or thereabouts, and was wondering- have you sold that property yet?? I might just be interested- you know, bless your hustle for you.

How's that for my "humanity"??




Ps: Na my own dey always dey pain dem pass. Na my own dem dey always see. Selective blind men. Inconsolable hypocrites.

SeverusSnape:
What are you saying Mr. Iroh88

Am I not kaldrugo anymore?? Won't you insult me anymore?? What are you scared of

I don't mean to be a party pooper. But didn't this event where this pic was taken (suspecting it was at the Ekweramadu book launch) precede the declaration of fasting by the governor??

Lmao.

Ffk sounds so pained.

Waiting for the day he'd become a "Yoloba" man again, because he isn't to some the El Chapo siblings right now.

modath:
Dunkem21,

So you know what Saratiff said was blasphemous, & would definitely bite him in the ass!!

Why then did you turn into an "editor"?

Always bear in mind that the internet never forgets!!

Their past will always come back to hunt them. I'm sure the kid would be regretting commenting on the thread.

engrchykae:
God can never lie and Omenka can never disappoint.

And you think I expect any "Chika" to agree with me?? Am I that stupid??

kenonze:
Hunger is the most lethal weapon of warfare.
Thats exactly what those politicians are using on US.

May God increase your wisdom.

Nothing terrifies the Wailing Broilers more than this budget.

They are scared with its implementation, there'd be a roll-back on all their lies an negative propaganda against this hard working government.

They would have preferred a penny wasn't going to their regions so they can mount their dirty horses and ride all across the globe screaming "Baba hates us!! We told you so but you wouldn't listen!!"

Demons, most of them.

steve13:
Is a pity, I shake ma head for you, I won't join issues with anyone on the Internet, I need to know who you are and your capacity before I exchange words with you, I am very busy, have gone tru your post, nothing encouraging, someone isn't working and you insist everything is Ok, what a human being.

Now check this out.

1. "Is a pity, I shake my head for you, I won't....":
This shows sign of poor learning and acute illiteracy. It is "it's a pity" not "is a pity". Also, the punctuation marks, comas where periods are meant to be, show signs of very poor grasp of english language. Did you attend primary school at all mr "if I tell you where I'm laughing from"??

2. "I'm very busy, have gone through your post, nothing encouraging":

How can a busy man have the time to go to one's profile and check their posts out?? This shows you are a very idle liar. Were you as busy as you claim, you wouldn't have the time to "go through my post (sic). How can a busy man be laughing at posts on nairaland so much so his child asks him "daddy, why are you laughing??". (This one gets me cracking honestly )

Again, it is "posts" in this case (plural) and not post. Another sign of very poor diction.

3. "I need to know who you are and your capacity before I exchange words with you":

Very very lame attempt at finding an "apian way" (apologies Soyinka). Why didn't you find out my "capacity" before you initiated the exchange??




Mr man, you are a nobody to me and your opinion about me doesn't change anything.

Next time, look closely before you leap- I'm not your average punching bag.

Jarus:
Seun's name was in the 2011 or 2012 edition.

Oh, I see. Yet he didn't call us for any owambe. Seun must be selfish.

How've you been sir. Been a while. How's our Amiable King of the Emirate?

iKarma:
You dey talk of those hungry children? How about that agbaya oloribasket Ben Bruce?

You'd never find that hungry kid trying to wear you out on the other thread here.

Sometimes, it's best ignoring them honestly.

iKarma:
You dey talk of those hungry children? How about that agbaya oloribasket Ben Bruce?

Who you think say the twitter talking drum be