₦airaland Forum

rawpadgin:
pacquiao's boat
mayweather is too pompous

Truckpusher:
The Japs designed a special robot whose mission was to catch thieves and after the design they decided to test run the robot in Asia to see the efficiency of the robot in delivering the design purpose and the Robot caught about 30 thieves amongst them was a nairalander called Cherryice.

They brought the same robot to the US and the same robot caught 20 thieves with some nairalanders involved namely Babyosisi,KanwuliJara,CFCfan,Khia,cococandy and Ipledge

They decide to test run the robot on European soil and bingo!! the robot caught 10 thieves with some nairalnaders involved called Sirshymmex,50caliber,Justfollowit,Chiam55 and Mrcock.

And finally , they relocated the robot for test run in Africa and it was agreed that Nigeria being the most populated African country should take charge and the robot was brought to Abuja and that particular day APC was holding a rally and the moment they let the robot loose, the fuccking robot was stolen by APC nairaland wing.When a panel of enquiry was set up to know who and who was involved ,they found that the robot was stolen by Omenka and caseless and they sold it to another nairalander in Aba called Karchisbarbie who was already using the robot to steal goods in Ariaria market.

Feranchek:
And they claim to 'have everything you need'

themodernman:
Teach me how you do this graphic stuffs nah.

obi4eze:
No vex sir. Will do as you said

obi4eze:
No vex sir. Will do as you said

iPopAlomo:
No vex... I reason am too... but if I edit am... then no be ba*rcanista original quote again... You get...?

iPopAlomo:
Correct me if I'm wrong but this is a hobby...

Mynd44:
You guys need hobbies

iPopAlomo:
for example...



Cc: obi4eze

peckhamboi:
Every day, different set of Igbo leaders are meeting Buhari despite less than 1% of them voting for the man.

Even the Yoruba, Middle Belt and Hausa people who truly voted for him in droves are yet to visit him.

Some people are truly not shameful at all.

socialmediaman:
Jonathan and PDP still don't get it

I have watched a football game where a team lost and they were blaming their loss on the referee reducing their number of players with red cards.. To them, it didn't matter whether they committed the fouls or not.

In 2011, Jonathan won the presidential election, Buhari complained that he was shortchanged, but the election was widely acclaimed "free and fair".. What suddenly changed?

In 2011, we witnessed "underage" voters across the north, even in states where Buhari lost election, why did it suddenly become a problem when the government could've dealt with the issue all these years? How are we even sure these underage voters are not the ones who accounted for the votes Jonathan got in the north? Or was APC tagged on their foreheads?

The simple fact here is that President Jonathan, going by his recent submission, and the PDP in general, including most of their supporters, have not understood that it was Nigerians, not the opposition, that voted him out. Jonathan became so unpopular, if he wasn't, he couldn't have had a very poor performance even in PDP controlled states.

We heard about how youths in Bauchi slept over at the INEC office despite curfew, just to ensure their votes counted. We heard about how the outgoing senate president was given a very good chase that almost cost him the senate re-election, the signs are just there, but the PDP has refused to see or listen. The same people who deceived the president over the years have refused to let him see clearly and understand where he went wrong with Nigerians. They continue to blame opposition, and they think all critics are partisan.

I wish for the PDP to stop deceiving itself about its TRUE level of popularity among Nigerians. It is not possible to "rig-out" a president who enjoys popularity among his country people, that will only happen by the wish of the people, because as it seems, most Nigerians are happy that he lost the election. The onus now rests on the PDP to reorganize itself and present a newer and refined face to Nigerians. The PDP ship as it stands is sinking, I hope they realize this quick enough, deal with the reality and do the needful because we need a robust opposition no matter what.

- SocialMediaMan

Firefire:
Did you see me weeping ? So, you admit the grandpa is BABA-ONE-CHANCE ?

Anyway, too early to engage One CHANCE Team, May 29th is the starting point.

Until then, enjoy your zobo.

Firefire:
Only the criminals weep...
Let us give Baba One Chance a chance.

obi4eze:
Lalasticlala Frontpage please even though the topic no dey again. We go manage am like that.

Mogidi:
@ barcanista
Bros I may not be Igbo but I'd gladly join them to spit on your face.
!!*Spits on thread*!!

sinizia:
I don't give a fúck either, that's why i had to point it out that Barcanista is just like every other politician that's defected or changed his ideology. No biggie.

He might be a con artist or even the devil himself, it's none of my business. Our various worthless leaders are worse. They change their ideologies more than the boxers they wear. #Justsaying.

VickyRotex:
Only those that doesn't know what war entails, will pray for it...

Let's not make the labour of our past heroes be in vain.

#OneNaija

IStandForPeace

sinizia:
If Barcanista is crooked sleazeball, same word applies to Tinubu, EL-Rufai, Dela Momodu that castigated Buhari, only to turn around and side him. This is Nigerian politics for you. If the so-called leaders are acting two-faced like him, why make it look like he's the only one that has done it? Nothing new here.