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Scientists:
Let me advice you.

Find a married woman that is not too big nor too tiny, if possible to get her picture.

Every morning, go to the bathroom and and picture her in ur memory or phone, ejaculate two times with such picture. At office in the afternoon, do same 2 times and at night b4 you pray, do same and then ask God to forgive u.

Do this for as long as possible even if it costs ur life. It is better to die with dic.k in your hand than dic.k in the pvssy

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Trash.
Read the rubbish you typed aloud let me hear.
Bleep off.

Hello beautiful people.
Let me make this short and precise as usual

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I don't even know how to put this. But let me say that I have been getting emotionally attached to married women/single mothers and I am worried about it.
I am in my early twenties.

Fast forward to my current case. There is this lady that works in the same department with me in a firm. She is married but her husband is outside town. He works and has been away for almost three months.
The lady is very young though she has five kids. She has a banging physique despite birthing five kids.

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She prepares my own food specially and brings it to the office. She calls me frequently after work and she covers or stands for me a lot. There are instances where I have missed briefings, but she held sway for me and made me escape query letters.

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We are very close and she confides in me a lot. Whenever I tell her I am going to see my female friends on a weekend, she is not happy. Instead, she says that I am not getting close to her enough because she is married.

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I have promised to take her out and she has been reminding me constantly. I have been faking different excuses for procastination purposes.

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To be honest, if she was single, I could have done the needful by now. But I am constrained by several factors. I don't want to have issues with her and I want to be in her good books.

I need advice please.

A very shameless party that was hurriedly put together to wrestle power from another shameless party, PDP.

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A party with no ideology.

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A party that conducted state congresses and produced more than 60 state chairmen.
No be juju bee that?

Where did they select these ones from?
No boobs, no bum and poor facial dimensions.



Hit Like if you think this baby girl here is more beautiful than 37 of them put together.

In a state where workers are being owed salaries, a certain governor received Bail-Out Funds, and instead of chanelling it to alleviate the poor worker's challenges, he went and domiciled it in a bank in order to yield interest and finance his 2023 Presidential Ambition.

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CC: Oluboh
Hapiness32
Simeonee11
Alphafeezay
The above are the cheap paid zombies who posts rubbish concerning the failed governor and shower fake encomiums on this platform.
They should go and ask Vulture Griller how far.
You must surely pay the price for supporting gross failure, mediocrity and sheer nepotism just for a morsel of bread.

You will never see them on this kind of thread.
Yeye Bello's ass lickers.

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This is just Sterling Bank in Nigeria.
Only God knows how much he has stashed in foreign offshore accounts.
Kogi people are highly unfortunate shaa.

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ILoveDemMANNA:
Rubbish as usual.
Shame to bad belle tribalistic pikins on Nairaland.

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Trash as usual.
Shame to all fake patriotic and unity beggars on Nairaland.

Bayelsa state is supposed to be one of the most developed states in the country owing to the hooge crude oil and gas deposits and small size of the state.
But the reverse is the case.

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Oyel money is being used to rehabilitate and re-integrate repentant Boko Haram terrorists in far away Mallam Sidi, Gombe over 1000 KM away from Bayelsa.

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The HydroCarbon Pollution and Remediation Project is still a scam.
Ogoni people are groaning from the massive spillage that has rocked communities and it is part of the reason Saro Wiwa was hanged by Abacha.

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The Niger Delta people still have a share of the blame.
The NDDC is one of the most corrupt agency in Nigeria. From massive embezzlement and execution of sub-standard projects in Niger Delta, it has failed it's own people.

In a state where workers are being owed salaries, a certain governor received Bail-Out Funds, and instead of chanelling it to alleviate the poor worker's challenges, he went and domiciled it in a bank in order to yield interest and finance his 2023 Presidential Ambition.

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CC: Oluboh
Hapiness32
Simeonee11
Alphafeezay
The above are the cheap paid zombies who posts rubbish concerning the failed governor and shower fake encomiums on this platform.
They should go and ask Vulture Griller how far.
You must surely pay the price for supporting gross failure, mediocrity and sheer nepotism just for a morsel of bread.

You will never see them on this kind of thread.
Yeye Bello's ass lickers.

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This is just Sterling Bank in Nigeria.
Only God knows how much he has stashed in foreign offshore accounts.
Kogi people are highly unfortunate shaa.

Waiting for Righteousness2 to come and say something and make it an end time story.

After he failed woefully in predicting that Covid would end the world

Nonpartisan1:
This useless PDP lawyer, Ebun onagoruwa SAN for that matter , who stayed away from the panel for 56 times sitting of the panel, sat down in one beer parlour , wrote a minority report on the panel final outcome , that is clearly based on his emotions, full of bare face lies , countless inconsistency, childish errors, false assumptions.

Thi is against all known decency of legal profession, mischievously released his own version of his unsigned copy final report submitted to the governor, to the public through social media in senseless bid to tinted the original final report submitted to the governor by panel chairman, and make the final paper useless, worthless and unreliable.

Yeye people.

These tears no toooo much?

Our own Nairaland Pastor Righteousness won't do that.

thaoriginator:

Daughter to our NEXT PRESIDENT, Mr Orjillah Abdull-Uzor Kalurudeen, may God preserve you sir insha Allah Ameen

This shit is funny.
Try reading this loud.

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jimcaddy:
See what Davido has that WizKid does not have is that connection to his fans. David is social. He rolls with everyone. He doesn't form. You hardly see WizKid. Always out of Naija doing shows.. Even Burna still connects to his fans more than WizKid. People like David gaaan. I really don't feel WizKid like that...

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This is the biggest trash I have read in five weeks.

Go and ask what WIZKID FC means.

The lifeless one signed the climate change bill whereas NNPC is borrowing millions fron AfreximBank to explore for Hydrocarbons in the North.

Alimot20:
I will be gladd if i can get 5k or more than that from good Samaritan and i will worship him or her till end

Scammer.
Stop using an innocent girls picture online.

Her father wants to rule over 200 million people in one country in the West of Africa.

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NLPoliceWoman:
I feel sad about this always

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Do you also feel sad concerning the fact that you are using a moniker meant for reporting people to comment?
Seems the other is still on ban

Professor Zulum is left-handed.

Leftists rocks

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ILoveDemMANNA:
All you have written here is nothing but total rubbish,
Especially the last part,
Activist needs atleast 10 MILLION USA DOLLARS to be an Activist?
Na dem.... dem Fendi gang.
Shame on your iinf of Activist oooo

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The amount of rubbish you have spewed on this platform is too much compared to the guy.

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ILoveDemMANNA:
Anambrans are waiting

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Who elected you as mouthpiece of Anambrarians?

No matter what happens, that devilish bloodsucking demon of a Party called APCriminals would never enter Agu Awka!

NLPoliceWoman:
Seun Mynd44 Justwise Dominique.
Rule 1.
Rule 2.

1. Please post all threads in the right section, and don't derail threads by posting off topic.
2. Don't abuse, bully, deliberately insult/provoke, fight, or wish harm to Nairaland members OR THEIR TRIBES.

Rule 19
Seun Mynd44 Justwise
Owner using multiple monikers at the same time.
NLpolicewoman, , ILOVEDEMMANNA

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ILoveDemMANNA:
When your mind is playing tricks with you, you begin to see different things up and down.
Smh

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Get out.

Hope Iyaebe did not kiss you on the forehead?

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Capital 1 Radio. London.

They just made Crystal Meth more popular.

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Watch how the demand will go higher because of all these PR work they are doing for the substance.

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A lot of people from this region have been exporting and peddling drugs to the rest of the world.
Now, the chicken has finally come home to roost.

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However, most of these bans would be lifted when a certain old drug baron in Bourdillon takes over from the lifeless vegetable.
When Oluomo becomes Minister of Transportation and touts are given due preference

Personally, I admire General Lucky Irabor because of his command of the English Language. He has a very fine accent and he is a good soldier.

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Other than the above, I don't expect him to come and say anything other than what he has said. The Army will continue to deny that they fired live bullets that day.
But we all know the truth save for some brainwashed cheap paid shameless poor zombies.

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Whether you do a white paper, brown paper or even lavatory paper, I would be very daft to believe anything coming from this present government. This government is highly skilled in lying.
I am patiently waiting for that Afonja old lying machine to come and spew trash as usual.

You can't really shame the shameless.

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Desmond Idiot lying from both sides of the mouth.

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I begin to wonder if there is a lying concoction given to APC members before inducting them into the party.

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I am patiently waiting for /NLpolicewoman to be interviewed.

Meanwhile some low budget cheap paid forensic experts are digging the report for loopholes to corroborate their stand that nobody died at Lekki Toll Gate.

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The wailing on this thread since yesterday has been legendary. Some even went as far as opening threads to counter the report of the panel.

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Someone who grills some dead meat is MIA. He has not been active for days now. Please check up on him if you wish. The wailing has been legendary.

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Death to all cheap paid online zombies.