₦airaland Forum

Wizkid is the embodiment of Afro beat. Essence is just a testament of the fact.

MIL is the biggest project to come from this country.
Grammy loading.

One love,
WIZKID FC

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I don't know what to say.


VultureBBQGrill come and take the Mic.
Na your people

Kayibesi must be very active in the Oza room.
He likes them young and fair. No wonder he is aging well.


Reminds me of Professor Wole Soyinka's depiction of Baroka in my favourite, The Lion and the Jewel.

That deep hole has paid off again.
Clitocurrency never depreciate in the market. It appreciates everyday.

Chidinma's village people dealt terribly with her tho.

It is very disheartening to hear this news.
That gory deep hole has thwarted and maimed the lives of promising young men and old folks. It has cut short bright destinies of men and terminated millions of lives.

That hole overpowered the biblical Samson and even King David in his prime. That hole ended the life of Onan and Reuben lost his fatherly blessings because of this same hole.

In Nigeria, we know what that hole did to General Sani Abacha. Two holes ended his dictatorship even when international diplomatic efforts and even a coup d etat could not take him from office.

The recent murder of Super TV boss, Mr. Utaga is another confirmation of the power of that hole.

In this same Nigeria, a renowned supleme dilector, Mazi Lamidi Cownu in all his ambience could not overcome the power of that hole. The local police and other law enforcement agency had to rely on the power of that hole to catch the fleeing dilector. He is now feeding on watery beans instead of some assorted dish.


I pity this young boy. The mother has already put him in harm's way. That hole cannot be someone's nomenclature and you expect the person to make it in life.

When the boy grows, may God grant him wisdom to get rid of that nomenclature.

This is the best news this Sallah.

Lemme grab some tasty spiced ram meat, cross my legs and wait for DSS to bring that rough faced freedom fighter to join his brother in the zoo cage

Japan cannot stop my African brothers from banging those sexy fit female athletes.
Those female athletes love our African brothers because our joystick is thrice the length of the Asians.
The olympic village is notorious with sex orgies and the Japanese cannot stop it.

Poverty na bastard shaa.

Enough of this Cubana news.

What of that yoot who wants to become president of Nigeria come 2023?

No award for him?

Watch how Righteousness2 and his fellow Vanity crew will run away from this post.

Men dey enter town.
Oloshos over to you.

They are lucky we don't have Jack the Little Sparrow around.

Jack would easily outsmart that Operation Deep Blue.

Breast milk.
The importance of breast milk cannot be over emphasized. Most especially during the first six months of the relationship. The baby relationship should be fed exclusively breast milk.


By doing this, I bet you, the relationship will be very healthy.
Thank me later with Jameson Whisky and three sticks of Cuban Cigar.

Breast milk

Cerebellum:
What are you saying, you tribalistic mumu

Get the fvxk out of my post. Don't quote me if you have nothing to say. Just STFU

Almost everything in Nigeria cannot be done peacefully with one accord. Be it politics, administration, pastoral position in churches, chieftaincy and kingship nominations and even SUG presidency.



As for the six power thirsty afonjas, let them have a feel of what we mean by Watery Beans and Koko Garri. Maybe after coming out, they'd realise that power tussle kills.


Unfortunately, they could not reach the Supleme Dilector, Lamidi Cownu to describe the taste of the watery beans before they were convicted.

I'd smash and pass.
Slim body. That's the real definition of sexy. Can assume different positions from the floor to the ceiling. And they can take any amount of inches you bring. Deep as fvck

Big oversized water melons.

We at Omicron International, na yansh we like.
Well rounded butts and moderate boobs

God forbid.
Imagine being inches deep inside your lady with her tummy touching the bed and her butts wide up in the air.

Boom, your door swings open and you see those EFCC clowns.
Wahala be like wetin again?

Come and play for Nigeria, you wee not agree.
You ditched your fatherland and chose to represent these white savage colonial masters.

There is one youth who failed woefully in governing just one North Central state.
He spends more of his time in Abuja rather than the Confluence city.
He is always on Channels TV granting interviews and talking about issues that are of national importance while his home state is languishing in abject poverty and massive unemployment.
He strongly spoke against COVID and the vaccine and using it as a bait to capture some gullible people who believed the myths of the virus.

This same youth has made Lugard House the FIFA branch in Nigeria as he regularly invites players for photo shoot ahead the 2023 elections. He is already preparing gallery for campaign posters.

Vote for this youth at your own peril.

MIL is the greatest album to come out of Nigeria.
BIG WIZ created magic and re-defined AfroBeats with that project.

Essence is a masterpiece. Each time you hear the song, it sends down different vibes.
The video is clean, smooth and classy.

BIG WIZ to the world.

One love,
WIZKID FC

Nigerian firms don't have the capacity to pay kick back in dollars.
Always spewing trash.

How old is that sleepy jagaban who wants to rule this messed up country?

Thank you Desire.
Our own Iheanacho travelled all the way to Lokoja to take pictures with the worst governor in Nigeria recently.

Anything APC is looting, fraud, corruption, embezzlement, failed promises and scam.

BMCs and that Vulturebbqgrills una weldone

Kenyan women always in the news for the wrong reason.


But na God save Lamidi Cownu, the supleme dilector for Kenya o. That woman may have been nursing other plans apart from the straffing.

Congratulations once again to Gumi and his compatriots.
I pity HellRufai shaa, they might come for his head sooner or later.

This has always got me thinking.
Often times I ponder about the concept of Hell.

Someone steals a piece of meat and another person commits murder. We are made to believe that both people will find themselves in one hell.

Is there something I don't understand?

Watch how our Big Wiz won't say anything. Man's busy prepping for international shows with sold out venues.
Keep doing rubbish IG live and be spewing trash.

One love,
Wizkid FC.