₦airaland Forum

KayCee92:
U wan copy slowmir abi. Better go back and read

Fvck off.
Get the fvck out of my post.

There is nothing like Human Rights in Nigeria.
These people are there for their pockets. They don't think about you and me.
A lot of human right abuses go on everyday and nothing is done to checkmate it.


Believe them at your own peril.

Yam legs.

This is not MBGN. This is just Most Beautiful Eastern Girl, MBEG.

I thought I would see Aishatu Fika representing Yobe State or Khadijat Abdulsamad representing Gombe.
But Nay, Eastern girls with their wild lifestyle would go and bleep organisers and force their way through.

Every girl is beautiful, nothing like Most Beautiful.
Reminds me of Miss NYSC in camp or those boys that would go and embalm themselves with oil to come and claim Mr. Macho.


That Bank rolled Former Minister can come and make his choice now. Food don ready.

What kind of long epistles grace FP on Nairaland these days?
Ain't reading this godamn shii.

Quota system people appointing and re-appointing themselves.
The Executive, Legislative amd Judicial arms of government have failed the people in this country.


These people keep recycling themselves while gullible young Nigerians collect #5000 or even #500 while the ones that went to school and managed to graduate collect #30k and become BMCs and Zombies online.

Nonsense and Abba Kyari.

Seniorwriter:
And you are using a female status on your profile.

@Seniorwriter

Fvck off.

Nigeria and her long list of average players. I wonder when we would have our players plying their trade with the best clubs in a highly competitive league.

Imagine the Senegalese national team. That team boasts of a barage of stars plying their trade with the best teams in UK, Italy, France etc.

When it comes to my brothers here, you'd see them in Watford, Olympiacos, Brighton and Hove, Genk and even the Chinese and Qatari leagues.

Imagine our National team captain playing for Kano Pillars or one team in Turkey.

That's how they packed quota system players to Japan to disgrace the Green and White Flag.
As you are reading this post now, they have amassed a total of 0 Gold, 0 Silver and 0 Bronze medal.
No be juju be that?







Abeg, who has Abba Kyari's contact or his shop address.
I want to sew one senator cloth.

I don't have the luxury of time to read through that long epistle.
Some of these OPs are not doing a nice work.
An embarassment to journalism.

Walks out of thread.

They took the guy to a brothel to confirm if his joystick was working.




Fear all these hungry sex starved creatures that can easily get aroused by a manequinn.
This young jobseeker's life could have just been wasted.
It will never be well with Lord Lugard and that his girl friend for creating the marriage between the north and the south.

Also, it shall never be well with that lifeless vegetable in Aso Rock and all the BMC Zombies on this platform beginning with that guy that grills dead rotten vulture meat.

May you never be in the news for the wrong reason.
Nigerian bloggers will frustrate you and make you trend all day and night.
Imagine the air play received by our Super Cop ever since this HushPuppi saga.

This man should go and rest.
BMC's and that rotten vulture meat griller should come and pray for their National leader.

This Ammaju Picnic Pinnick of a guy has not contributed any meaningful stuff to Nigerian football.

Nonsense and Abba Kyari.

Tueh!

There is nothing you'd do to please Vaginal people.
They will surely cheat on you no matter what.

Fear that religion of piss and anything that concerns it.

Someone will knock his head against the hard floor five times a day and still end up as terrorists.

Tueh!

@Pastor Righteousness over to you.

Hope Bayer Leverkusen football club is safe.

In Africa, all we need is the HIV vaccine.
We have been using Agbo and Dogoyaro leaves for malaria.

Give us some HIV vaccine so that we won't be afraid of bleeping

May your village people not remember you like they did to Chidinma.


Clitocurrency at its best.

Imagine the feeling of cumming freely inside a woman without fear of her being prego.
Older women are the best.

Most of these will disappear over time.
We are not new to this.
Some of them go into oblivion once they collect their share of the tech start funds.

This Big Brother organisers did not try at all.
Last year, we had a cowbell milk factory. At least the boobs lovers had their own share. Massive boobs was displayed all through the show by Dorathy.
We the nyash lovers got premium content from Nengi. Her massive bum gave us utmost delight.

Fast forward to 2021, all I see is flat chested people with fallen heroes and pierced rubbish.

One uesless and jobless Nigerian yoot.

I'd just revv my engine to 3500rev/min at a speed of 140km/hr and do the needful.

Instead of him to find his way to Bourdillon to ask Tinubu for money.
Bastard.

May the souls of the deceased find peace in the great beyond. It won't be a nice experience to suffer in this failed country and still suffer thereafter.

Meanwhile, there are some takeaways from this ugly incident:
•These people have lost their lives because some politicians sat over the funds meant for the road and the bridge. They either used substandard materials for the bridge or poor maintenance of the bridge over time causing the bridge to collapse.


•The driver might have been on high speed. Most of these northern drivers always over speed. They use their Golf, Ford Galaxy or Sharon to overtake 4matic and V8 Engine cars on the road. If you have ever plied the Jos- Gombe highway or the Abuja - Kaduna expressway, you will confirm my assertion. They drive more than 160km/hr. Let me not talk of Hiace Bus drivers. Gombe Line, Gombawa Motors, Borno Express, Adamawa Shuttle, Plateau Riders, Taraba State Transport Corporation, Kano Line etc are notorious for over speeding and reckless driving.

•Over loading of vehicles is another possible cause. Imagine this Sharon with 18 passengers. How will the driver be comfortable?

Eyes have not seen
Ears have not heard
What Buhari prepared for Supleme Dilector
In this glorious zoo.


It's all a calculated move. They'd keep adjourning the case till 2023 when that lifeless vegetable hands over to another president.
I have no remorse for Cownu. He instigated violence and created a bloody militia ESN. Let him continue having a taste of his own dish.

More watery half done beans for the supleme dilector.

W

An evening newspaper sighted.
She is still trying to show that she is active in the clitocurrency business.
A lotta girls are now engaged in clitocurrency leading to high supply. That is the reason you see them showing off thier bodies in bikinis and other skimpy outfits.

IceBerg Slim dealt with this chic that year shaa.

I am still perplexed and amazed how this kind of news would make frontpage on one of the most widely engaged forum in Nigeria.

Just because a governor of a state completed a single lane short road with open drainages, it is now worth celebrating?

This is the job of the governor. But because we are so backward and grossly underdeveloped, we rejoice and enter a frenzy mood whenever a politican does what he is elected to do.

After sixty years of nationhood, how do we rank amongst developing nations?
What is our growth index in terms of healthcare delivery, infrasctructure, security, housing, social services and justice?

To those that will eventually enter their details and a pop up notifying rejection will appear...

I want to tell y'all that's not the end of life.
Keep pushing for other opportunities.
By His grace, the next appointment is prepared somewhere waiting for you.

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