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Health / Re: Katsina Records First Suspected Coronavirus Case by Omnivalent(m): 11:49am On Mar 18, 2020
this virus is spreading in this country oh...
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a suspected case has been found in Edo state... an AAU student.
Health / Re: Another Case Of Coronavirus Suspected In Ekpoma, Edo State by Omnivalent(m): 11:30am On Mar 18, 2020
e don happen
Health / Re: FG Issues Travel Ban On 13 Countries Over Coronavirus by Omnivalent(m): 11:10am On Mar 18, 2020
Francita:
You are the big joke here.

Shey it was you people clamouring for the government to place travel ban on countries with huge numbers of infections and they have done it still you are still looking for fault

i tot it was untrue, not until i confirmed... thank God oh!
Health / Re: FG Issues Travel Ban On 13 Countries Over Coronavirus by Omnivalent(m): 11:02am On Mar 18, 2020
So they finally did it.
well, thank God the Federal Government later reconsidered their decision.

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Crime / Re: Meet 8 New Internet Fraudsters Busted By EFCC by Omnivalent(m): 10:50am On Mar 18, 2020
What saddens me most about these yahoo boys is that they don't even use the money for anything productive. I know of a guy at AAU who successfully scammed a white woman of 27mili.
All the things this guy spent this money on were parties, weed, drinks and women... not just women, he started importing babes from south africa.
After a week, i'm mean 6days to be specific... the guy became broke.

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Politics / Re: How Can You Close Your Border For Rice But Open It For Coronavirus - Reno Omokri by Omnivalent(m): 9:16am On Mar 18, 2020
In a zoo, things always go in the opposite direction.
*In USA, UK and most EU countries
Flights were banned to and from the country, all institutions were shut down except hospitals, emergency homes as well as covid'19 research labs.
*In Nigeria;
No flight was banned, most people entering the country bypass isolation, got our 3rd confirmed case yesterday, no institution was shut down except hospitals. (doctors are on strike here in abj).
this country is a joke!
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Guys, Reno is Right.
Our leaders don't care about us.

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Religion / Re: See The African Country Where No Church Exists by Omnivalent(m): 9:04am On Mar 18, 2020
I thought you were going to mention one random nation whose economy is flourishing...
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somalia is a very poor nation with 1/2 of its labor force jobless. Although they are slightly behind us in poverty (10th poorest), the country isn't worth going.

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NYSC / Re: Coronavirus: NYSC abruptly ends orientation camp activities by Omnivalent(m): 8:30am On Mar 18, 2020
rosebuzz:
My brother just called this morning for transport fare he is in kebbi state almost 12k to come home now
Can you Imagine?
even my bro in Jigawa, needs 9k to come to my region in edo.
NYSC / Re: Coronavirus: NYSC abruptly ends orientation camp activities by Omnivalent(m): 7:09am On Mar 18, 2020
Juwee03:


Sure they will pay them. They have opened accounts for them already so they can easily pay the money in.
ok thanks!
NYSC / Re: Coronavirus: NYSC abruptly ends orientation camp activities by Omnivalent(m): 6:27am On Mar 18, 2020
its a nice move... but i hope they are going to be paid their first allowee?
because most of those corpers who were posted to distant regions like the north... spent a huge sum of money on transportation to the orientation camp of which i know most of them borrowed.

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Romance / Re: What's Your Greatest Fear? by Omnivalent(m): 9:26pm On Mar 17, 2020
Paxie55:

Nobody cares about the rants of nl broke and frustrated nitwits. They are either students or under age. Who waste their precious time here instead studying their books or looking for ways to make money.

Btw, my greatest fear is marrying a poor man and a cheat.
A poor man is worse than coronavirus.
Lol, you 've started again.
Family / Re: How My Uncle Stopped Smoking by Omnivalent(m): 9:18pm On Mar 17, 2020
estyvino:
Your uncle is a passive smoker

Your aunt tho, she has more character hidden. She could be a lesbian too cheesy cheesy

who knows!
i swear, seeing her smoking then scared the hell out of me.
she was the first lady i saw smoking.
Family / Re: How My Uncle Stopped Smoking by Omnivalent(m): 9:10pm On Mar 17, 2020
emae009:
then he wasn't a heavy smoker...
so you mean, a heavy smoker wouldn't mind if his wife smokes?
Family / Re: How My Uncle Stopped Smoking by Omnivalent(m): 9:08pm On Mar 17, 2020
id4sho . . the other version.
Family / Re: . by Omnivalent(m): 9:04pm On Mar 17, 2020
id4sho:
Mad oh
I'm sorry the post was double, so i had to remove this one.
Education / Re: See The Response Jamb Gave To A Guy,after Scoring 99% In Both Physics And Chem by Omnivalent(m): 8:55pm On Mar 17, 2020
OfeAchi:
it's practically impossible to get 99% in physics.... unless you cheated gravelly.
True
Family / How My Uncle Stopped Smoking by Omnivalent(m): 8:48pm On Mar 17, 2020
It all happened about 19 years ago when i was with my uncle at ibadan. My uncle had a wife who newly gave birth then, and i was asked to be with them, so as to baby sit the child. On getting there, my aunty told me that my uncle's attitude changed immidiately she became pregnant. He started keeping girlfriends of which one was 3 houses away from ours. He kept late nights, which went longer than normal one day that my aunt and i were in great panic for hours. As soon as it was 11:00pm my aunt told me to go and sleep that if my uncle came back that i shouldn't open the door for him. So, we both went to bed. About few moments later, we got awoken by his car, looking at the time, it was past 1:00am. He banged the door for some time but no one responed and after which we heard his car jerk to life and he zoomed off. The next day, he didn't talk to any one including me. My uncle also drinks but not as much as he smokes. He was a heavy smoker. My aunty always tell him that he doesn't like men who smokes but he wouldn't listen. My aunty used to say he married him because he was decent, yet he didn't listen. Her warning kepting ringing for days... not until one day.
It was on a cool evening like this and i was with aunty at the balcony, that was how uncle called "Elijah", Ah... i ran to him in the sitting room. "go and buy me a packet of benson"
he gave me money and i went. When i came back, I gave it to him. He lit it up and started dragging in, and puffing. My aunty on seeing this, gave me the little baby and went inside. She went to the packet of cigarrette, brought out one, snatched the match box from her husband, lit it, took a drag and puffed. My uncle was astonished, he didn't believe what he saw at first. My aunty took out another, lit it up with the one in her mouth. Smoked the first one till it got finnished, started the second, finished it, brought out the third lit it and was about finishing it... while my uncle was still in his number one.
On seeing this, my uncle dusted his cigarrette, turned it off, squeezed the pack and screamed...
Elijah, go and throw it away.
Little did my uncle know that my aunty whom he thought was a gentle and calm woman, was a hardened smoker while she was in boarding school.
Ever since then, my uncle quited smoking.
He change drastically.
My uncle that 11pm used to be his closing hours... to our greatest suprise 2pm became his closing hour.
Althrough that week till i left their apartment, my uncle became the man who my aunt said she fell in love with.
Did she do the right thing?
Do you think her strategy was ok?
*Please don't read without saying something...
Family / . by Omnivalent(m): 8:40pm On Mar 17, 2020
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Education / Re: See The Response Jamb Gave To A Guy,after Scoring 99% In Both Physics And Chem by Omnivalent(m): 7:41pm On Mar 17, 2020
If he had scored 9% of all the subjects... nobody would care to ask "what happened? " but now that its 99% we are seeing "how come?" everywhere. . . SMH.

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Crime / Re: Be Happy by Omnivalent(m): 7:31pm On Mar 17, 2020
FManager:
Shut up this man, you have nothing good to say.

In fact remove your hand from that your leaking mouth, let me correct it for you.

Remove your hand!
grin
in 3 words;
He was greedy.
Crime / Re: Hunting Dogs Kill Herders’ Goats In Katsina by Omnivalent(m): 6:46pm On Mar 17, 2020
maasoap:


You lack the required skills of a good arbitrator. Totally wrong and unhelpful contribution.

yes, bro.
thats why i'm learning how to improve my skills here.
thanks!
Politics / Re: Let's Discuss: President Buhari Is Yet To Visit Lagos After The Explosion. WHY? by Omnivalent(m): 5:59pm On Mar 17, 2020
22gist14:

Well we've seen your type for long now so am not surprise... Mod please do the needful and take this topic to the promise land let's have everyone to talk...

Thanks

Lol... honestly, i'm not supporting the guy for not coming over to lagos.
for crying out loud any leader who has his people in mind ought to have visited the scene probably a day or two after the incidence, but this guy clearly showed that he is okay with the photos.
Food / Re: How Can You Close Your Border For Rice But Open It For Coronavirus – Reno Omokri by Omnivalent(m): 5:34pm On Mar 17, 2020
why will they ban flights when pleasure has taken over their brain.
these guys imports prostitutes from overseas and neighbouring countries and are still doing it despite the fact that COVID'19 is doing its own thing...
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trust me, coronavirus won't spread through ordinary masses...
it would start from those politicians.
*i'm not joking here, a white lady just landed in Nigeria today... and she is in a known politician's house here in abuja... we all are damn scared

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Politics / Re: Let's Discuss: President Buhari Is Yet To Visit Lagos After The Explosion. WHY? by Omnivalent(m): 5:32pm On Mar 17, 2020
22gist14:
You claim to be President of all yet this happens in your nation's commercial capital and you do not see fit to go there to see for yourself and stand with your people? The best you can do is gawk at the pictures that were brought to you?

What a president indeed..
Sanwo Olu has already shown him the pictures and he seem satisfied with them. Perharps a leader who has his people in mind ought to visited considering the rate of damage that was done at the scene of event.

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Politics / Re: Let's Discuss: President Buhari Is Yet To Visit Lagos After The Explosion. WHY? by Omnivalent(m): 5:31pm On Mar 17, 2020
tatatar:
Why must he visit?
Nairaland Apc Zombie Sighted!
Health / Re: Coronavirus; Viral Video Of How Virus Spreads - CNN by Omnivalent(m): 5:18pm On Mar 17, 2020
NOETHNICITY:

My advice is, keep ur hands to your self
Health / Re: Coronavirus; Viral Video Of How Virus Spreads - CNN by Omnivalent(m): 5:16pm On Mar 17, 2020
It seems i'm wasting this FTC of a thing.
i have nothing to say
Nairaland / General / Re: CORONAVIRUS: Mysterious Reptile Videotaped Ascending Into The Sky In China by Omnivalent(m): 5:09pm On Mar 17, 2020
thats KONFU PANDA's dragon.
grin
so its for real!

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Crime / Re: 3-Year-Old Girl Dies After Accidentally Shooting Herself In Indiana (Photo) by Omnivalent(m): 5:05pm On Mar 17, 2020
[quote author=Larrykaysail post=87524750][/quote] thanks for this man. i'll modify my comment.

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Politics / Re: Ifeanyi Ikejemba Dies In Dozie Ikedife Jnr's Residence - Politics Nigeria by Omnivalent(m): 4:24pm On Mar 17, 2020
to be frank, he was murdered.
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but why is it that APC members are always known for murder?

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