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Sports / Re: COVID-19 EURO 2020 Postponed To 2021 by Omnivalent(m): 4:12pm On Mar 17, 2020
this disease wrecked more havoc in the world of sport...
liverpool would feel it the most.
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chai!
i haven't predicted any match for a while now, and i'm getting sick.
Health / Re: Coronavirus: Two WHO Staff Infected With The Virus by Omnivalent(m): 3:43pm On Mar 17, 2020
this CoronaVirus Disease Livescores is not helping matters at all...
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actually, it makes people feel more insecured. we africans can bear the tension, but definitely the whites can't.
Politics / Re: How Irreligiousity Of China Is Causing The Spread Of Coronavirus by Omnivalent(m): 2:59pm On Mar 17, 2020
the imam who said Corona Virus was God's punishment for china's attitude towards islam has tested positive.
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does it mean Allah is also angry with his own?
Crime / Re: Be Happy by Omnivalent(m): 2:45pm On Mar 17, 2020
someone duped you of 182k in broad day light.
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ain't you ashamed of posting this?
i know i can't blame you for this though.
but its a hard lesson, kpele.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Coronavirus: ISIS Tells Terrorist Not To Travel To Europe For Jihad by Omnivalent(m): 12:12pm On Mar 17, 2020
is it not now that they need the JIHAD most
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mehhhh!
grin
seems they don't want the heavenly virgins again.

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Crime / Re: 3-Year-Old Girl Dies After Accidentally Shooting Herself In Indiana (Photo) by Omnivalent(m): 10:46am On Mar 17, 2020
RIP
*for those quoting me
Guys calm down, there is freedom of typing here on nairaland... biko stop quoting me. I only made my comment base on my point of view.

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Politics / Re: Appeal Court Ruling: Mixed Feelings Among APC Staff Over Oshiomhole’s Return by Omnivalent(m): 8:26am On Mar 17, 2020
IWTBAB:

pigs are in pains 4 dis apc matta o, dem no even remember the name of dem 2 time losing party Chairman. losing pigs for NL
Apc Zombie Spotted.
Sports / Re: Liverpool Team Emerges As Europe's Most Valuable Squad by Omnivalent(m): 7:46am On Mar 17, 2020
liverpool liverpool
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mehhh...
no be EPL?
next season go shock una.
Health / Re: We Are Not Stopping Chinese, Italians, Others From Visiting Nigeria — FG by Omnivalent(m): 7:17am On Mar 17, 2020
Corona Virus is already in this country and no one is aware of it.
trust me, it is when it had spread to about one-tenth of the country's population that the government will start using fire brigaide approach in preventing its wide spread.
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and then it would be like campaigning after election.
*don't quote me
*since its already in ghana, forget it.

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Family / Re: Herbalist Simon Odo: I Marry Additional Wife When Any Of My 58 Wives Insults Me by Omnivalent(m): 7:09am On Mar 17, 2020
58 wives?
don't be shocked bro, the kids born to him by these wives are his guinea pigs and white rats used for testing newly manufactured charms.
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and i believe that more than 60% of his wives got married to him because he kills atleast a fowl or goat everyday.
lol, you don't know these native doctors... thats how they trap these young village girls.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Earned N69.47 Billion From Solid Minerals Sector In 2018 by Omnivalent(m): 7:02am On Mar 17, 2020
the rate at which this guys are calling huge sums of money generated from each sector especially the communication sector, you begin to wonder if some one is doing another round of looting...
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mehhhh...
las las the money would turn AUDIO.

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Celebrities / Re: Coronavirus Is Caused By 5G Network – Keri Hilson Says by Omnivalent(m): 6:56am On Mar 17, 2020
the highest bandwith of 5G Network is produced in Wuhan were the viral disease broke out...
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mehhhh...
could this be true?
lets read what other nairalanders have to say.

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Politics / Re: I Have Confidence In Judiciary- Oshiomole React After Court Withhold Suspension by Omnivalent(m): 6:55am On Mar 17, 2020
Mikehot:
people are just cooking up these stories o, yes his mother is a witch and they are both diabolical, but they don't have the Monopoly over juju because 99.9% Nigeria politicians are also massively into the occult they go to India etc.

Oshomole mixes craftiness to his own that's his upper edge. (He basically begged gej to allow him do second term that he would come to pdp later).

His first term was the result of political hostility between Osunbor and his federal backers who abadoned him.

The 2016 election he won for obaseki was the result of the massive federal machinery at his disposal.

He is quite skilled in deceit and treachery not necessarily his charms that's why alot of people till believe he was representing their interest during the labour years (whereas he was cutting deals with obj)
i think you are right.
Crime / Re: Hunting Dogs Kill Herders’ Goats In Katsina by Omnivalent(m): 6:45am On Mar 17, 2020
I swear, these herdmen's case is getting out of hand.
how many people have they compensated so far since their massive destruction?
and now that just a single goat of theirs is down.
here they are... ranting.
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what else can i say? their own is in Aso rock.

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Politics / Re: I Have Confidence In Judiciary- Oshiomole React After Court Withhold Suspension by Omnivalent(m): 6:44am On Mar 17, 2020
lalasticlala mynd44
Politics / Re: Appeal Court Ruling: Mixed Feelings Among APC Staff Over Oshiomhole’s Return by Omnivalent(m): 6:38am On Mar 17, 2020
now that the ape from ape planet is back from vacation
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mehhhh...
this would be a devastating bad news to them na.

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Celebrities / Re: Daddy Showkey Shares Epic Throwback Photos To Celebrates His Son 23rd Birthday by Omnivalent(m): 6:25am On Mar 17, 2020
Lawdis:






....when you're 30 and have a 5 years old child does it make you an old fellow



Dey there nor go born your own pikin.....just continue throwing them into the pit in condoms

I'm seriously in need of wife oh... the type of species that give birth to triplet.
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mehhh...
is your younger sister eligible?
Politics / Re: I Have Confidence In Judiciary- Oshiomole React After Court Withhold Suspension by Omnivalent(m): 6:13am On Mar 17, 2020
thats a fat lie
he had confidence in his old witch.
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mehhh
i remember what happened in 2008 edo election when he contested with osunbor, and osunbor won.
he wasn't satisfied with the result, so he took the case to physical court while his mom took hers to spiritual court.
how?
she took excreta to the market for sale, from morning till evening no one patronized her. that was how she said "just as they didn't buy this excreta, thats how no one can by my son's position"
next day, Oshio Baba won the Case.
Politics / Re: How Pro-Oshiomhole Governors Saved APC National Chairman by Omnivalent(m): 6:05am On Mar 17, 2020
the headline isn't complete
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mehhh...
"How Pro-Oshiomole Govs in conjunction with his Old witch saved the APC National Chairman"

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Celebrities / Re: Daddy Showkey Shares Epic Throwback Photos To Celebrates His Son 23rd Birthday by Omnivalent(m): 6:04am On Mar 17, 2020
23 year old son? . . mehhhh... this guy is old.
Crime / Re: 6 Soldiers Killed In Boko Haram Ambush In Banki, Borno State by Omnivalent(m): 8:02pm On Mar 16, 2020
Oracle23:

Who killed the policeman?
my oracle!
Nairaland / General / Re: Photo Facts:  billions Of locusts swarming Through east africa by Omnivalent(m): 7:55pm On Mar 16, 2020
this is a sign of famine
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mehhh!
its quite unfortunate that their is no Joseph to give these nations an advice.
Politics / Re: Breaking: Appeal Court Returns Oshiomhole As APC National Chairman by Omnivalent(m): 7:48pm On Mar 16, 2020
I told you guys that this man can't be defeated.
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mehhhh!
his old witch is still alive...
*pls don't quote me, i didn't say anything.
Politics / Re: Coronavirus: Delta APC Values Projects More Than Human Lives – PDP by Omnivalent(m): 5:06pm On Mar 16, 2020
All these zombies and their problems again.
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mehhhh...
am i the only one who feel this post is pointless?
Romance / Re: Where Can I Get A Naked Massage In Lagos? by Omnivalent(m): 5:04pm On Mar 16, 2020
In my room. we would do nuru massage, puru massage, boko massage... . . . mehhhh! we can even try some karate skills, because my room is very spacious.
Crime / Re: 6 Soldiers Killed In Boko Haram Ambush In Banki, Borno State by Omnivalent(m): 3:48pm On Mar 16, 2020
Emmynation:

Am sorry to ask..... How true is this
Why do I ask?
Because it's difficult to believe Such an Intel is never acted upon so easily Our soldiers are sometimes funny, but not in Maiduguri
If you think am lying Try it
Maybe the guy lied. who am i to defend what i didn't witness? i only shared a story.
Health / Re: I Saw A Warm Moving Around In My Eyeball, Is This Normal? (photo) by Omnivalent(m): 3:25pm On Mar 16, 2020
Righteousness89:
Is it Normal?
No

What can you do?
See an Optician

Home remedy
Bring the eye ball let me blow it

I will do it Regularly at a subsidised rate
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mehhhh...
i tot i saw this.
Politics / Re: Gov. Yahaya Bello Is 44 Mom Dies At 101 Does it Mean She Gave Birth To Him At 57 by Omnivalent(m): 3:08pm On Mar 16, 2020
yea, it true na...
he was a miracle child...
just the same way Mr President's younger sister is older than him.
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Mehhhh!
this country is full of strange happenings...

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Celebrities / Re: Landlord The Comedian Takes His Child To Church With Tractor For Dedication (Pix by Omnivalent(m): 3:07pm On Mar 16, 2020
Ghostmode2two:


That is not enough reason for the child to be a truck driver. I reject that
i'm just joking...

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