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Romance / Re: Flogging A Child Is A Waste Of Time And Child Abuse by Omnivalent(m): 3:02pm On Mar 16, 2020 |
what is this post doing under romance section?
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mehhh!
no wonder my Computer Teacher used to call flogging CANE ROMANCE.
the feeling you have after being flogged always feel like sex. |
Education / Re: SSANU Joins ASUU To Reject IPPIS by Omnivalent(m): 1:53pm On Mar 16, 2020 |
why did they join in the first place? this is a clear proof that the so-called leaders of these bodies are totally confused. they don't even know what they want.. . . . mehhhhh! i can't side the federal govt on this because, its really annoying. the federal govt keep taking this guys for granted. 5 Likes |
Music/Radio / Re: Naira Marley – New Marlians Handshake by Omnivalent(m): 1:44pm On Mar 16, 2020 |
what saddens me about this guy is that he can't even express himself. . . mehhhh! nor be this one dem say e get masters? and some ordinary differential equations (ode) were saying he graduated with masters. may God help those seeing him as role model. |
Celebrities / Re: Landlord The Comedian Takes His Child To Church With Tractor For Dedication (Pix by Omnivalent(m): 1:42pm On Mar 16, 2020 |
Ghostmode2two:its no prophecy... its reality. from tiper on the day his mom got married to tractor on the day of his dedication. ah! ah! can't you see the handwriting is clearly written on the wall? maybe, in the nearest future truck will readily be available. |
Celebrities / Re: Mr P Responds To Pipeline Explosion In Abule Ado, Promises To Help by Omnivalent(m): 1:12pm On Mar 16, 2020 |
all these AUDIO HELPERS . . . mehhhh! if you want to help them, why don't you just do it lets see you... other than posting it on social media for people to hail you for your philantropy where as las las all na AUDIO. |
Crime / Re: Sales Boy Burgles Boss’ Shop In Rivers State, Steals Goods Worth Over N1.6M (vid by Omnivalent(m): 1:11pm On Mar 16, 2020 |
don't mind him biko... he only wanted to save those stuffs should in case corona break into nigeria. . . Mehhh... ewu gambia, at the end you will come and start saying our politicians are thieves. |
Celebrities / Re: Moyo Lawal Twerks To Vibration By Fireboy While Cooking In The Kitchen (video) by Omnivalent(m): 1:03pm On Mar 16, 2020 |
she's even using gas cooker...
that was how that abuja pregnant woman got burnt now...
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mehhh
who knows? |
Politics / Re: BREAKING: Appeal Court Puts Off Hearing In Oshiomhole’s Appeal by Omnivalent(m): 12:38pm On Mar 16, 2020 |
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Investment / Re: Oil Crash: Nigeria May Lose $8.63bn In Six Months by Omnivalent(m): 12:34pm On Mar 16, 2020 |
affliction will not repeat itself a second time... so says the bible. . . . See, last time reccession nearly ended my life. but this time i am fully prepared. i have started a church, before six months time, i will start seeing vision. |
Family / Re: Pregnant Mum Of Two Killed In Cooking Gas Explosion In Abuja (photos) by Omnivalent(m): 11:06am On Mar 16, 2020 |
effect of chating on whatsapp with a flagship phone while cooking...
anyways, RIP.
May God give your family the fortitude to bear the loss. |
Health / Re: Australian Researchers Claim Chloroquine With Another Drug Could 'cure' Covid-19 by Omnivalent(m): 10:43am On Mar 16, 2020 |
most of this viral diseases could be cured with these drugs... but drugs in their crude form work faster. |
Crime / Re: 6 Soldiers Killed In Boko Haram Ambush In Banki, Borno State by Omnivalent(m): 10:15am On Mar 16, 2020 |
All these boko haram ambush are as a result of traitors in the millitary camp and as well as those giving the rescue informations to the soldiers. I could remember, the day my town's person who is in the military told us of their experience in maiduguri, of how they were informed by a police officer that the boko haram has threatened to attack a certain place. On hearing this, they rushed to the village in disguise in order to overtake them, so as to reduce the rate of life loss in the village. But to their greatest suprise it was a death trap. A few meters into the village, the boko haram bandits opened fire on their bus. How did these guys know that it were soldiers that were inside the bus, even without them wearing military uniform? After a successful defeat, two of out of them were captured alive, while others died, along with 3 of their soldiers. After much drilling, the captured bandits opened up that information got to them via the police officer. The police officer was later killed though. 60 Likes 5 Shares |
Celebrities / Re: Toolz Oniru Yanks Off Husband’s Name From Instagram by Omnivalent(m): 7:14am On Mar 16, 2020 |
I smell divorce |
Sports / Re: Ighalo Ready To Take £6 Million Pay Cut To Remain At Manchester United by Omnivalent(m): 7:02am On Mar 16, 2020 |
fineboynl: Maybe you are right, but why tell lies nah... the blogger lied when he claimed the guy was from kenya. thats my problem with it. 1 Like |
Health / Re: Coronavirus: Vaccine Trials Start Monday by Omnivalent(m): 6:46am On Mar 16, 2020 |
the rate at which the case of corona virus is reducing, more infected people turning negative, and the spread in wuhan has reduced drastically... has made me drawn the conclusion that the chinese has secretly worked on a drug to curb this viral infection. . . these guys value privacy, and they would remain silent and leave other countries to solve their problem themselves... 1 Like |
Sports / Re: Ighalo Ready To Take £6 Million Pay Cut To Remain At Manchester United by Omnivalent(m): 6:34am On Mar 16, 2020 |
it suprised me, when a blogger from kenya claimed that ighalo was the first kenyan to play for manchester united. on reading it, i peed on mah pants. laugh be wan kill me. ighalo... ighalo... i just thank God you 've got a pure Nigerian name. 154 Likes 6 Shares |
Celebrities / Re: Landlord The Comedian Takes His Child To Church With Tractor For Dedication (Pix by Omnivalent(m): 8:45pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
Don't be suprised if this kid turns out to become a dangote's truck driver... . . mehhhhh! there is nothing funny in this... its pure stupidity. ftc@last 227 Likes 14 Shares |
Religion / Re: Coronavirus: Vatican Cancels Easter Celebrations by Omnivalent(m): 8:32pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
So this guy thinks there would still be no cure for this corona stuff by then... mehhhhhhh! oh! ye men of little faith. . . 13days to expire (28th) in T.B Joshua's Voice |
Politics / Re: Lagos Explosion: 15 Die In Abule Ado — NEMA by Omnivalent(m): 8:11pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
did i just see gas cylinders? . . . i knew it, such explosion can't be from pipe vandals. perharps how many pipe vandalism has led to an explosion like this. based on the frequency of the vibration... my mind ran to explosives, like dynamite or grenade. i tot our distant siblings from the north had decided to visit us. well, may God give the families of the deceased the fortitude to bear the loss. RIP! |
Religion / Re: Winners Chapel Member Lands In Hospital After Slap By Pastor Gideon Oyedepo. by Omnivalent(m): 8:04pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
Holy Slap |
Romance / Re: People Always Refer To Me As "Sir" by Omnivalent(m): 4:46pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
Ok Sir... |
Politics / Re: Sheikh Gumi Blasts Northern Leaders: You’re Hypocrites by Omnivalent(m): 4:43pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
i have nothing to say... 15 Likes |
Politics / Re: Those Plotting Oshiomhole's Removal Are Infected With 2023 Virus – Tinubu by Omnivalent(m): 4:32pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
do you plant before clearing? of course not, you 've gotta clear the bush thoroughly before planting. . . thats the case of oshio baba... |
Crime / Re: Septuagenarian Arrested For Defiling 14-year-old Girl In Edo by Omnivalent(m): 4:19pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
these rape cases are getting out of hand... i think our police stations should have castrating department, so that things won't go wrong when these rapists are later released in life.... |
Crime / Re: A.I. Ajao: OAU Lecturer Assaults Student (Video) by Omnivalent(m): 4:10pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
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Religion / Re: Coronavirus: Do You Feel Safe Going To Church?? by Omnivalent(m): 12:56pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
Seun: especially when they say "WELCOME SOMEBODY BESIDE YOU" 6 Likes 3 Shares |
Business / Re: What Business Can I Do With 300k?? by Omnivalent(m): 6:19am On Mar 15, 2020 |
Buy three london used Laptops, one printer and one photocopying machine rent a caravan shop and train some secondary school graduates to work for you... or better still some students could work for you after school. All you need do is print job vacancy on an a4 paper having your phone number and paste it inside campus. 2 Likes |
Culture / Re: Alawe Reports Alaafin To Seyi Makinde, Calls Him An Interlopper by Omnivalent(m): 5:40am On Mar 15, 2020 |
why writing letters? baba is not smart enough... he wants dethronement. he should better go and sleep. 5 Likes 2 Shares |
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