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Juliusmomoh:
Just as the subject above.

What is the weirdest things hunger makes you do?

Mine is..

When i was living alone as a young man. There was one particular week that i was damn broke. No money on me except #1000. I use the money to made yam porridge.

But can you imagine that i turn the yam porrigde into soup?

I beg my landlady for garri, she accept and i made eba with it. Using the yam porridge soup to step it down.

May god help us all

mehn.... hunger make me use pepper chop Eba....

Moferere:
Them never see anything.
Hunger wey go wire dia head still dey with Yahaya Bello for Kogi. E go soon cross enter Anambra.


People who are predominantly traders are observing luck down because of one riff-raff called MNK?
O wrong nau

who tell u say hunger dey kogi??....we complain give u?

Ozinlex:
God's own state

One get the plan drawn out (Victor Attah)

The other brought about physical infrastructures (Akpabio)

This one is attracting investment like fire dey attract petrol wey dey near( Udom)

I just love my State sha ooo!

I dey jealous u wolai.... hmmmm.. Kogi

Benue people and f**k eh

Kriss216:
Akon can't stoop that low!

... gbamsolutely

Kriss216:
Assnal will comfortably lift the EPL, UCL, FA Cup, Super Cup, WWE, AFCON with these 5 PSG rejects.

...guy y u dey insult my club naaaaa

SATANICALLY:
Imo, Adamawa and Cross River States recorded over 50 per cent unemployment rates, a shocking indictment on their political leaderships.



SOURCE: Unemployment: Imo, Akwa Ibom, Rivers Still Nigeria’s Worst Cases - PREMIUM TIMES www.nairaland.com/attachments/13249327_externallinkaltsolid_png8648541bff077cf12ea8b17dbf1b4fc0

kogi nko
kogi na dey worst...check wella

[quote author=KenModi post=95723296]This is what happens when you have a broken system, broken society as well as a broken state of affairs.

A country where not even one of its sectors works as it ought to or to its full potential.

This is simply a case of animals turning on animals.

The drivers probably have no proper license, the vehicle probably has no proper papers, the system is not effective enough to check offenders and punish them adequately, people can bribe their way when they commit crime on the road and people can just take any car they like and enter the road without any consequences.

The ones who beat up these drivers might be guilty of all the above crimes and offenses, yet they turn on their fellow offenders while blaming their leaders for all their problems......

Nigeria’s problems lies at the feet of the masses from whom the leaders are chosen every four years.

na lie oga
we only vote those they select for us.
don't blame the masses Biko.
blame those at the helm of affairs since 1999

she done flex finish... time to born come, no show...she done turn prayer warrior

husband dey flex, wife dey pray seriously...

Jkyoung:
I type this with tears in my eyes. I decided to share say this here because if I need somebody to hear my voice, as I approach my end.
If I write this on Facebook, family and friends will see it and panic will set in, I don't want that. Devoid of our differences, Nairaland is also family to me.
The choices I made in life are mine, but the forces at work are overwhelming. I was weak to their manipulations.
All I ever wanted was to be an Engineer, to make mama proud and take care of my siblings.
Believe me I have Love in my heart. I wanted to just be a better version of myself but nothing seems to work.
When it seems like I am making a little progress, my desires are there to remind me that I am only but a prisoner.
It appears to me that I was created a failure. I failed my family once again, myself, Society and God almighty.
Now I am not afraid of death, I am only sad as I picture the face of Mama, Papa, Brothers and sisters crying while I lay motionless oblivious of everything( I know I will surely hear their wailing from the other side)
I don't want to be judged, but that isn't really my choice to make.
The next 3 weeks will be very crucial to my existence, if I survive it, then I will know that I will grow old and reach 95( I have always told anyone that cares to listen that I will live to 95).
I know they are not reading this now, and nobody that knows me personally is; I just want to tell mom that I love her. To dad; All I wanted was to make him proud. To my brothers and lovely sisters: I love you guys, take care of mom and dad and succeed where I have failed.
To my Nairaland family, God bless you all. I will miss the Afonja's, Ipobs, Nyamiris, Brown roofs, red mud, Arewa's(do they even have any special insulting name like the rest of us?)Lala and his snakes, the feminists( feminists are wonderful people, thank God they don't breed well). Lol

I sincerely pray I survive this. Precious Blood of Jesus Christ, Save Us and the whole world. It is never about money believe me and not about suicide either.

brother what is the problem?

putting a six inches nail into a cat's head

iLegendd:
Tell me what you observed from these pictures below. Let me see the smartest observation.

For those depressed sets of people that love abusing me just to get some likes, shares, and feel better, my advice is: use your time wisely to avoid me using it for you. Las las, na only likes and shares you go get.

This thread is only for people with sane minds, not angry animals looking for where to pour their generational frustrations on. #Smile.

Kai mehn... na u and babe been dey eat... una drop food go tackle una self ne?

jamb calculator for what again?

Juliusmalema:
Well, I have only one question to ask.." Fa ejikwa Ife na aka wee na azo ana"


Ada Agba aka azo ana....

When traditional rulers now connive to escalate and unsettle their very own community.




Obiano should build high walled borders to avoid the influx of these Igalas to Anambra state.

wait o... if I may ask, did the igalas cause this war?...

Dfynboi:
see finishing

bros na murder oo

mehn... lemme think..okay... a lady once told me that... guy, I'm too expensive for you.... will never forget that day...

Eyaaa.... he died in active service...

amen

one day in Idah kogi state, I went to watch champions league football...so as I was coming back, my neighbor was standing naked in the middle of the road holding a fowl running incantation... it was very dark and I didn't see him neither did he... before I know, gbam...I was very close to him... immediately he dropped the fowl and jakpa...even me self jakpa o...kaii...

+2348163401496

from what I know about the virus, coronavirus is the causative agent of a poultry disease called infectious bronchitis... but what is confusing me is that I remember vividly that we where taught that the virus can not survive outside the body of the host... and I don't know whether it is zoonotic.

ignis:
This kano state... not lagos.

It's very obvious, even from the registration number.

kaii... your eye dey see ... fegge local government...

like seriously...

Auxtin85:
Me and 5 friends fell a tree for a friend’s mom, it took us 5 days and she paid us #100.

..hahahaha... oboi eh... that's harsh... mehn

majamajic:
another working governor

we have only 5 governors in Nigeria

Ebonyi
Anambra
Delta
Lagos
oyo

and kogi State

Jamesfrixed15:
[color=#990000][/color]See Below

..so jamesfrixed15... Upon dey millions were u done win, na so u look...kaiii... your village people done carry your matter go shiloh

hisexcellency34:
He went to stone the Devil and the Devil stoned him back

...hahahahaha... I can't just stop laughing...u funny gon

stanliwiser:
If you think this will go unpunished gather here.

When Nnmadi Kanu said "Nigeria is a zoo".... I was against it. But with what I hear day by day... I don't think he is far from the truth.

..I tell u... Duru.I. is a zoogerian

Ejebleje:
Tweak2k

I can tell that you had a very bad foundation educationally, pre-university and it has shown in coming to the fore now.
I can tell you struggled with your core subjects , and even tho’ you have the desire to do I.T, you don’t have a solid background in science subjects.

You missed it the moment you went for “special center” instead of addressing your deficiencies before entering the university.
(Please correct me if any of my submissions are wrong)

I however feel there is a way out . Go for a “less demanding “ course that’s not necessarily science related, start well( sound 100 l results) and continue with zeal until your final year.

When you’re out of uni, pick an area of I.t you’re interested in, and that matches your areas of strength, look for good computer schools and start learning at your own pace. This way, you’re not burdened with the extraneous courses you would’ve done in the university, for which you really were not prepared for .BUT , from here on , it has to be certifications , certifications , certifications .

A number of excellent programmers didn’t study computer science in school, though most were already Science inclined

On the flip side , a university degree doesn’t buy you success in today’s world. A combination of hard work , being smart and highly opportunistic does.
As one of the posters above suggested, you can go learn a technical skill of your choice and continue to hone it, till it becomes marketable.

Now isn’t the time for self pity and self loathing , if things aren’t working out for you, go and work things out. Good a thing you’re still in your 20’s .

omaye mii...nice talk