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Assuming is Nigeria president

chukxie:
Of course I'm not him. And that was why I used subjunctive mood. It appears you woke up on the wrong side of the bed. Or perhaps something or someone is eating you up. Take care, man.

Why will you be saying if you were him? Why Wii you him?

Chai... End of the world

philip0906:
But you would wail, right??

But what happen to the word "everything is under control, no need for panick"?

philip0906:
But if the minister had told you that "NIgeria is not prepared for corona virus", you would still wail??

Of cause we will understand that he wasn't lying.

If US is not prepared for the virus, one sicken minister was saying Nigeria have the capabilities to prepare for the virus if it enters the country... Mofo

Good friend vs bad friend

That big f©©l for nothing Buffon was saying Nigeria has the capability to manage Corona virus if it enter Nigeria, now that is in Nigeria he can go and manage it himself...

Lol

Lol, kim jong-un no get time for nonsense

MrRhymes101:
Y did she cover Davido?

Cause she was wearing a waist trainer

Anyone in ibadan that has redmi note 8 flip case for sale?

Pay your debt and stfu

eby001:
Check if you can track it on 17track website. My second package on the way this month, and I cannot track it. Canaino was used to ship it.

Yeah, i can't track it, cause it does not include those prefix and suffix alphabets

By the time you suck all her blood finish for labs, you will finally agree if she is AA or AS, musu

bankulizer:
At bolded , I shaved my wife’s pubic hairs while she slept,

That one loud gan

No be today he been dey splash big bills on jewelleries, so we are not moved again

nani667:
××

Redmi series are always popular every time they are released

eby001:
Lol, shipping now is free for all on AliExpress, these are track 17track or track 24 cannot take care of �

Can you explain better biko

okpalaAnambra:
Wepu Abia biko...Abia na ndi na-achi ya enwero ûbúrú isi

You people supposed to be ban, type in English and let's understand what you're contributing

So AliExpress now uses this to ship

Her brain is not that matured yet

But the thing is there maybe a high rise of robbers now

Nice one

Ladycewhy:
Lol, why southerners give these people money beats me. One yeye idiot said the other time that begging was their culture.

Dear Southerners stop giving people who feel they are entitled to your money,let them starve on the streets if they want to or let them follow tomatos lorry back to their various states to continue their begging culture there.


The day I saw a Hausa woman beggar eating food I cannot afford with two meat and pure water is the day I stopped giving these beggars money,to think all her kids were there too hustling and holding people's clothes to beg for money made it even more disgusting.

Baba now you see, these beggars are eating what the givers can not eat because they don't work for the money they only beg and the money will be given to them

Una better return to North

Make we wake one day and become zombies and beat all these old geezers to their deep six... They're so annoying andd irritating

AxelandRed:
While I was out on my first date with my girlfriend, she asked me how many sibling I have, to which I replied. She then proceeded to ask the number of males and females. Then I told her I only have sisters. That moment, her face dropped because we were already Into each other, I could tell she was disappointed.

She tried to hide this, but I noticed. This was Probably because that wasn't the first time I would be getting that reaction from people especially women the moment I tell them I'm the only son of my parents.

I queried her on her sudden change of mood and she told me that she has had unfavorable relationship experiences (twice) in the past with only Sons and has vowed never to try it again. She reasoned that only Sons are too clingy to their families, overpampered, emotionally needy and dependent on their families and hardly have a mind of their own. She also accused the families of always trying to pilot the affairs of the guys even to the extent of making life changing decisions for them.

When i was young, I also had friends who thought I was pampered, showered with extraordinary love and care and that my parents can't turn down any request from me. But the truth is that I never got any special treatment from my parents. The same curtain wire, broom, hanger my mom used to whip my sisters, she also used on me.

My point is that it's unfair to lump people together and label them. If an only son happens to be clingy, it has nothing to do with his status. He would have still been that way if he had 10 brothers.

Mehn, she was kinda right, i can really attest to those claims

Who are you? Are you working of secret intelligence agency?

If na naija everyone go dan run, cause this kind dog go just bite person danu

This lip will looks disgusting for his gfs to kiss again

We are already in the era of smartphones, we are not in 2000s again