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honey roated peanuts and banana

i would have loved meatpie jare (not the kin patties i dey see o)

lunch: cereal and water.

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Maggi for Bean??


bean is naturally sweet and tasty. i see no reason why maggi should be added.

Amaka, no give your hubby hbp o too much maggi no good 

i once tasted a bean and i asked the cook what she added she said white maggi. i stopped eating her food 

teach him a lesson by given him that non chalant ''i don't care face". don't cry,  i say again don't cry for him to see. he has no heart that would melt when you cry. he is still your husband but let him know you are mad at his kiddie behavior.

God !! i beg no let me jam child play man as husband oooooooo

withdraw that paper from INS office o lol. looks like he will totally vomoose when he is done getting the paper.

abi o naija man like tough woman.

2 can play the game

cancel the papers you have filed for him and keep that of the kids if you have adopted them. let him go jare. he is doing yanga for you sistah.

let him go do the politics he told you about in Nigeria. who hold am? just  get your purse back and your car key. call insurance company that someone stole your car. call your bank that you cant find your card and then they get you a new one,  . naija man with style and shakara.

amaka, no mind them o. me i no go marry any man wey no fit cook. wetin you wan make me become?

holy buffalo!! see as red oil abi na palm oil dey flow for Amaka egusi like bar beach water for lagos overflowing those huge Marina houses

i dey ya side nne. i loffu egusi sha with all those assorted kini kan kini kan. shrimp, stock fish, azu hausa, goatie, saki, ponmo, tinko, bonga etc,

did i see simbibrazil screaming lol

by the way, na olive oil pple dey use for egusi now o. but sha i hear say olive oil na for Father or Pastor blessing not for cooking

me i would prefer to settle down with a man who earns higher than me.
if i have a job that pays more, i will either have to get part time or quit. i want him to take the lead. part time or full time to support your pay. not full time to carry the household on my head while your butter your ego.

one day some day, the namas and goats will run in a straight line. till then, let's dream on abt the Phelps, Luikins and the Jamaican runners.

Queenisha i laugh tire. i heard nig good at bedmatic. maybe they should add that on the list in 2012.

so wetin nig win sha?

the men here got long throat. how come you bring your wife here and then ask her to go into nursing school? what a cheap way to get rich. go to nursing sch yourself. let your wife go to college and not just nursing.

you have to go to Nigeria gathering, bd party etc to see them. they usually dress alike with their wife paying the whole bills and buying that baba agba dress they put on only to come home and complain your wife dissed you
commot for road

Queenisha, yours was a plate of food. mine was the school ben and jerry ice cream. see me see trouble o. i was ordering and he came chatting me up, when i was about to pay the lady told me he is paying (paying it alreaady). i said thank you and went to sit down.

the guy no let me rest. he came from no where and started talking. which state are you from, you from nilly, you from chester,  you have english accent etc. if no be say i don wack the ice cream finish i for throway am for him face . 

na ice cream i chop o 

i would have loved him to walk away like yours did after the plate was delivered. 

motivate  Nigeria in america to vote?
we have enough motivation here. i wonder if people would have attended the event if it was for fixing one problem (eg) improve one road in nigeria.
misplaced priority i say 

sabi sabi

some nig men don't know how to control their anger. their wife dey vex (due to stress) and the men rage on.
there is one i know he is lpn, they came visiting my sister and out of no where he started complaining abt his wife who was also there. once he beat her right in front of us. i was on hols and sat glue to tv. the next thing i heard was one large slap. my sis was sooooo mad and asked him to leave her house. he came by later to apologize. i told my sis that was really rude. . . beating her in our presence, i asked her why don't she or the lady call 911?
my aunt was like it's left for the woman to do herself o.
they are seperated now, i fear nig man rage o

that thing when boiled can choke someone o

your throat must be wide enough to swallow not well chewed unripe boiled plaintain o

stress bad o. stress bad no be small.

working less is good. 40hours work for both making is 80 could bring in money and happiness.

pple want to have lots of money so that their pple back home praise them.

exactly @ onye

plus those who marry for wrong reason too  

onye, i guess like Queenisha said those are the ones who work 40hrs week.

i pity Nigeria lady nurse oversea sha.

stress is a bad thing.  most of them are working long hours yet still come home to care for their kids. stress of living abroad can be really hectic (even student sef get stress) not to talk of working like a horse.

how many of the men run the bathtub for their hardworking wife? they come back to still cook their meal or grab a mac/burger on their way home. how many of the guys cook great meals for their hard working wife? how many of them still take time with all their money to go out to a cozy resturant to eat and catch up with things going on in the house? how many still having a good sex (they say it is important in marriage). why the woman no go vex? and like a typical Nigeria man, instead of finding out why your wife is always upset, you rage on too.  aha!!

stress could be a factor that triggerdc the nurses annoyance with their husband. to think you are the breadwinner instead of your hubby, you work long hours, no enough sleep who no go vex for small thing?

the thing is for the men to get a job and also help their wife with household work. . . and try to encourage their wife do at least maybe 10hours of work.
again people should not be too greedy to get this and that. too much of everything is bad.

the less you look the more you see

iro and buba  

Hannibal won't let us rest now.
man, it is not search and see thing.
the eyes can easily see such as you watch the 6packs/muscles   in slow motion  

look closer this time around 

the men should not wear those tight thingy. it shows their between the leg package, that Maurice sef, he fit kill person o

lol @ Queenisha

you eh, you bad o walahi talahi . i need to entertain u with that he/she/babies flies nwanem. u call them lanky? hahaha u made me laugh
the fat ones fit kill person

who has eaten Kwaruru before?

sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo delicious

yeah i think less calories too. . . think of it, tuwon is very common among them. it is a light meal. after eating tuwon, i'm always hungry.
compare that with iyan or pondo man, that na hell blazer. their meals are lighter than the ones we have in the south/east/west.

they also don't add orishirishi to their cookings, 

imagine ogbono/egusi/stew with just meat or fish? 


how many of us will eat a meal without meat or fish or orishirishi? the northernal could eat plain soup.

i like the popcorn so i get myself one

i don't like eating much in there, just a little popcorn. my purse holds my aquafina.

i love hausa food having lived and move with them. i have recipe in my ogbon but don't really have time to type them out (maybe after i marry mallam mai kudi i will show him my skill )

I love masa ooo great with just Sugar/yaji/miyan masa made from yakua (that sour leaf/vegetable)

Queenisha, you funny o

check out mamaput, so many dead he_flies too