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lol at babyosisi

its our standing ovation

lol you are so funny. you making me laugh real hard. haha hehehe doyin jo fi mi si le. ka bari ni fa. lapu tam okay. ze mo bo o. thats exactly my village path so let it rest.  

i heard that too oo. that they will draw the thing to see how long it is 
yeah and girls too will touch thier nunu to see whose is more harder, oh na wah sha.

honestly it sure is. those huge trees, small growing plants, brush, mist, fog, two lane ways just the same.

now which one you dey? you've never been to a village before to see real nature so let us that did talk you hear  .

Nairaland gals are hero chics

BTW somze, I really love that pic there. It's brings back memories of the road to the village river. I remember passing by roads like that on my way to the village river to take a swim

well, i think it is the same with other part of nigeria. though the same yet too many differences.

by the way, did they dance the ehen igbagbolehinmi? (spelling pls) that acrobat dance. I always love watching my daddy dance that in their meetings. he is sooooooooooo good.

i know from what i saw at UI that the female ones depend on rice and nice stew (me included). Never fail to visit Bodija for nice Beef for my stew 
the guys Bean and bread. it's true
bean is good but then the fart

hehehe software na real business man

well, we don't buy garri in our house. so i won't start now

rara kosi akara o

whistling rombo rombo state alakara gbe wa, rombo rombo state, rombo rombo state alakara gbe wa ooooo.

maybe through adoption. i heard nigerian take that route too. look for someone to adopt you. when u get there marry your woman

rombo rombo state ala kara gbe wa
rombo rombo state, rombo rombo state ala kara gbe wa oooo

me wonder ooo my brother  i'd prefer dollars so i can make my own garri.

our cassava farm still exist so i might not want to buy none from outside. can make it myself i no wan chop sand and seedy goat shit in my garri. so I would proudly make it myself, Even from you software i no go buy

that na real eba PTH, did you give it a name?

aisha, what soup were you cooking with potash? Kukah or dry okra, or Iron Bean? good job my sister

@ alta hope you still cook your egg like that, eggs must be throughly cook abi keep it up my friend lol.

maybe your friend want more euro from you? tell her you don't have money that you are a student. tell her the 2 (10) euro you sent her before was for your school books. now you don't have money to chop that she can send you back your 20 EURO. ask her to try to go work and make money herself and help you too.

gotcha

i already did and took it off. oh well send yours

hope u saw it

you wan send me dollar? i go chop ya dollars :O i don't deal in garri or naira but dollars and pounds or yen

u there? i could drop it and take it off right away

look properly for the seedy goat (ewu or nwa mpi) shit dey too.

na govt dey cause that one now, it's so easy to know . don't you know suffering (even though smiling) can weaken that area and the thing it holds?
Mr. D i c ky cant operate on a hungry stomach.

he is doing just fine. hang in there denex. if you need more search engine just let us know okay.

learning to use a chopstick first. will start learning the language by fall (hope my roomies come back from china sha)

lol,
till kingdom come

Water no be anything. water dey yafu yafu. you shit finish you get water to wash your hand, you wan bath 24times a day, water day. you wan drink water dey. you wan cook, water dey. oh father land, please give us unceasing pump.

if it's just water and electricity sef. denex my friend, hope you still get detol and alum for the well water sha   you'd need it after you sweat finish for NL.

richy and others, E ka re ooo 

ti obirin (okurin) o ba she enu, alangba o le wo be lo

they spend years and years and yore dey sample (main reason why they don't marry early enough).

get toilet cleaner 409, lysol etc and clean up after your host/visitor is gone. nothing wrong, it's your place. some may not know they are infected as such mistakenly spread it.
when you visit others, make sure you spread tissue on the seat before using. even though my friends are neat freak, i still put tissues on the top of the seat before using their toilet to be on the protective side.

finally, make sure you wash your hand before you leave that toilet room 

the part where the girl was dancing made me laugh till i fell off the bed  so that was what the grandfather has been teaching i asked myself. it was quite a dance little miss sunshine put out 

high level of awareness?
let me go grab my morning sleep o jare. Bebelove, nice being on a page with ya