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learn how to cook fried rice yourself (very simple) that way you don't see too much of repulsive things

i think it's cuz they didn't clean the bottle well or didn't clean it at all before filling with drink. when i was in Nigeria i saw the brownish bean-like capsules that normally change to nymph cockroach in my coke too. i felt so repulsed cuz i have been drinking it. i had to throw up!!

it's not healthy. if i want to eat cockroaches, i can as well go catch them and fry it myself with salt and pepper not seeing it inside my drink @ Seun

i think it is true. there are some infections you can get from toilet seat.

my experience:

1st year undergraduate at UI. first day after unpacking i felt like using the bathroom. i went in there and saw those women were done with cleaning. everywhere looked neat and so clean. i entered and sat on it. not too long i was sooooooooooooooo itchy. it was so crazy i was like what!!! mogbe!!!! so i spoke with my roommate a 2nd year student. she said ah! no, you shouldn't seat on it oh! lol well i went to Jaja (lol) can't remember what i was given. i felt better and learnt a lesson.

here they have something inside the toilet that you can use to place on the seat before seating which is really good. i hope they have that in Nigeria too.

Ralvy,

brake strong? haha

that song

eja ka jo, eja ka jo, e di de, e ja ka jo,
see the sunshine blah blah

that was a cute lovely song.

most of them are still alive yet we can't get their past song cds, eh?

it's friday, e je ka ma bubble
bonsue fuji, e je ka ma bubble
it's friday, e je ka ma bubble,
bubbling, e je ka ma bubble


okay ooo sha TGIF loni.

ma see u guys later

mishoo se eti cook ugu ati 2nd noddle yin tan?

there is this guy that sang

africo africo, super frico yeah
when i wake up in the morning
i feel some music in my brain (?)

i think Bonny Mark where is he?


baby wakakolombo lol was that  Charles Oputa (?)

there is this lady called Maltida that did Nico Mbarga's (RIP dear) 'Sweet Mother' oh with lots of dance steps, lol
anyone seen it? and where is she from??

may the soul of the dead rest in peace. heard the bridge was 70years old right?

gbade, that's reminds me o. the singer was the cute Nkechi Ojugbana. Where is Nkechi Ojugbana?

brother Eko, you no dey shame, fine fine baby is too much

lighting flash, that's your style
catch the Lagos girls before they fly
etc
Lagos system never fail

you can marry anybody who you feel you really want to uuuuuu yeah yeah
i don't care if you marry taxi driver
that doesn't matter

pretty much i can remember sha.

anyone knows where she is today?

babyosisi it's usually Burukutu that flies attack.

to see oyinbo people dem walking

William Onyeabor that's his name. i love the song. does anyone know where to find the cd??

when the going become bad, many many friends will run away,
fine fine, yes fine fine, when the going is good they will all be ya friend
they will say they love you and so on and so forth
but when the going become bad,
many many friends will run away
when they come back they have come to help in knocking you down down down down down, eeeeeeeeeeeee when the going is smooth and good many many pple will be your friend

such a lovely song.

@cutebabe,

that was like he wanted to do away with that stage of his past life  how bad was it then eh Mr. baby kilode. i think the musicians helped in killing of their music. oversea, you can see, listen, buy the Beattle music, or any of M. Jackson or Hendrix music. people study them in classroom, too bad for our nigerian musician.

he should have stop by and sign autograph for you my sister instead of dodging 

yes there are!!!

What I want you to know is that, when you tie up a man in marriage in the name of monogamy, you must also be prepared to meet his needs.

really?? what about her needs? do you mean the woman should open up 24hrs a day just because the son of Adam got a high libido please check it out again! sex is not everything only if one allow it to rule their head.

na so e bi. i dey lie?

you dey inside igbo irumole wey Akara ogun enter and u dey talk of bad belle
no be bad belle. na so the thing dey happen. guys clapping for yourselves here after you cook 2seconds noodle with ugu leaf (feat/accomplishment) hmmm make i hear of the real soup wey una guys really like my friend.

where is Uche Ibeto?

she sang 'Egu bu Uche' ona so mu so

@ yogun

omoge ooo lo le oko re, ma se ba mi ju temi lo se

kilode o
to fi binu
tori mo so fun e
kilo ba oko mi se

Stella Monye i think. I Love that song so much as a kid lol. where is Stella Monye too?

that na simple food, just cut ugu leaf, steam 2 second noodles and you are ready. now if you marry finish you go say na egusi and stock fish/assorted (orishirishi) na im you want from ya woman, abegi mishoo no deceive us here  cook egusi/ogbono or ewedu and afang/edikakan before you bow 
guys self see as them dey praise themselves for here

really? Danny wilson owns a bakery? that's nice if true.

evi divorced and struggling? eyaaaaaaaaaa

waiting to know abt the reincarnation sister, take me there, and bring me back homeeeeeeee to where i belong. loved to sisters back then

oga agba richylaw, ese dada fun mi. you know be awon omo kekere ba ti ngbo orin, won se ma ko ti won   . mo fe orin da da nigba ti mo je omo kekere, ma just joko fi ori si ile ti daddi me o se ile nitoripe mo fe gbadun awon orin ti daddi fi pamo  
so memory me ti scatter. amo awon good pals mi ni biyi si fi correction wa fun mi. ese gan gan.

i love that song as a kid even though i didn't know the meaning it was soo nice   thanks for bringing in the correct version. it's not good to forget you know. when we forget, we are lost. ti a ba gbagbe, a o sonu.


obowunmi, we ain't done yet. nibo lo wa? orin yen o ti tan,

Shopping in New York City,

A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: "You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!"

So, a woman goes to the store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign reads: "These men Have Jobs". The second floor sign reads: "These men Have Jobs and Love Kids". The third floor sign reads: "These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking."

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

At the fourth floor the sign reads: "These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework."

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: "These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak." She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: "You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store."

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store just across the street. It too has six floors. The first floor has wives that love sex. The second floor has wives that love sex and have money. The third through sixth floors have never been visited.

funny but i don't agree lol

yam, oil and pear

He's been gone for a while, maybe banned or something. or just driving his van abi na jeep around

none. I'm a neat freak so i gladly do the chore, i don't really care. what's important is everything is neat, organized and in order. am good at multi tasking.

ti owo ba tan lowo alakowe
won se ma rukiriri
ba osu ba ruru gbese
wan ma ronti omo guguru perere epa perere

ha paskelebe

ekurole ara ile

lol babyosisi my mom would say ewu meeeeeeee lol

Dios don't tell me you wouldn't like to have it in the dreams your post was really hilarious

martin007 ha!!!

i have tasted coos coos or goos goos before. it's nice if you like trying new thing. my kaduna friend made it. i forgot what kind of plant its from, am thinking Acha but coos coos is whitish.

oh well one man's meat is 

Akpu is nice when eaten with freshly cooked Ogbono soup (Ofe Ogbono) with oxtail, (lots of azu) dried fish, crayfish, prawn and lots of bonga, etc) i don't leave the kitchen in those days when mom is pounding Akpu  .

one man's meat is 

haha @ cuteass. @poster, hurry go to the hospital to see a doctor. it might be some worms who knows. don't wait so you don't get your situation worst.
good luck and let us know you are ok. cheers.