₦airaland Forum

gidgiddy:
Ifeanyi Okowa is one of the ugliest men I have ever seen in my life!

Really! as compared to OBJ?

1shortblackboy:
Oga o we don hear but una say una fit fix everything na, and that's just what we are expecting...... Meanwhile as the director of HR department of the Wailers Association of Nigeria, I can categorically tell u that judging from the way the new entrants form of the wailers association Nigeria is selling like hot akara, Nigerians are indeed getting fed up with this government

Nairaland..which one be WAILERS ASSOCIATION again?..una funny die , no be small.

niyi20:
Omo no heat in Lagos o come to Akure

that is why it is call THE SUNSHINE STATE..

Guys, with the whole change in foreign eachange.what is the current rate for uk tourist visa apllication. Secondly my pass-sport will expire next april 2017 though i wish to apply now becos i would like to spend this year christmas in the uk..i hope i wont have issues becos of the expiring date.it is not a virgin pass sport.

DonCrust:
Madam, learn to think and rethink before you type. Please don't make me come at you, cos you wont like what I'll tell you.

I'll agree with you if you say Nigerian men have local mentality which means you have a foreign one, so please tell us, is it made in China or Hungary?

I wonder how some people think self... Do you know the kind of impression she gave him way before he asked her out on a date? Continue to form righteousness, as if you've never faked pregnancy or sickness just to know how much your guy cares!

Just as it is easy for olosho like you to spot a gold mine, it's also easy for guys to know a gold digger.

You said you're sick of Nigerian men, that means you've been bleeping Nigerien men... no wonder your romance is spelt 'roman'.

If you like buy yourself a trailer of cow

Cow? kindly be civil in your language and when engaging people in an arguement, there is no need for the insult Mr man.Peace.

SAMBARRY:
No mind them.na hunger cause am

YOU know whether im mama Don cook asun for am before

He no reach there na why body dey pepper them and they are the same elenu yomo yomo that will be saying he slept with you Because of asun.cheap girl.bla bla bla.Op you've earned my respect. Don't mind this pained niggurs. Their FRAGILE EGOS have been battered

AmuDimpka:
Just because of a plate of goat meat at a meet...yes you got a job. To look for a gullible man is one hell of a job

really? you guys must be feeing like the demi gods that you guys are...the princes in shining armor, coming to recue all the princess in the castle..and save us from hunger and poverty..oooo! am sooo excited...hihii!!.........get a life mr man....you dont have respect for women that is why it is very difficult for you guys to find love and happiness..continue to abuse and harass us..but always know that you have sisters and you will get daughters in the future, that is if you haven't had any already..continue..insulting we women and applauding shameful and ill manners behavious of your male fold..then when you have male children..teach them how to hate and disrespect the women folk all together..what an exciting and happy society we will have in Nigeria in the Nearer future..gosh..

AmuDimpka:
This is a woman dependent on a man ...no wonder you are a spinster

Do you want to go on a date in Tahiti or hotel de rue...maybe you want us to use moet to wash your feet


Women boku...so you aint making sense here

Maybe you need a Job, i have a job already mr man and i pay my bills..you should realy work hard and make some money and stop coming here to harass women..you have mother and a sister..ask them if that was how they were courted..the harsh ecomonic situation of Nigeria has really affected the psychic of you and your folk toward women.and how they should be courted, loved and respected..I am not dependent on any man..Thanks for my upbringing.Applauding your fellow man for his selfish act of rushing a plate of asun on a first date.amazes me..shame on you guys..we can pay our bills but the men should behave like gentlemen or they should just hang out and remain with thier men folks if we are all nuisance and irritant..cheers.

SAMBARRY:
can you imagine. Chaiiiii

Using asun to test someone

Poverty and konji is a b@st@rd

Is Op sure that's not his last meal for the day

Awon faworajas aka bankets Be forming fake itk

Firstlieutenant:
Until I cable u front and back, u go know who u dey call child. Eranko!!

..i give up..no vex.peace

AmuDimpka:
Where you expecting a buffet? What's wrong with girls these days

Pls get a job ....look is deceptive

I have a Job and i pay my bills..but you guys should behave like men and stop behaving like ill mannered men..if he knew he didn't have enough spare cash for the date..why did he ask her out..he can still be able to get the asun and both of them will eat it..see..i have dated a guy before and when i suggested we hang out, he honestly came out open that he is not really buzz up at the moment..i understood and we decided to go dutch since he is the kind of guy that wouln't allow a women to pay his bills on a date..any man and i repeat any man that enjoys when women pays his bill on a first date is a looser and irresponsible..responsible men hold themselve together even when they have just 500 in thier pocket..they know how to command respect with that alone..so many children on Nairaland these days.

DonCrust:
Do you have dignity at all? Laura Hillenbrand said, "Without dignity, identity is erased." Just because the guy didn't get you 10 plates of Asun or allow you to eat the only plate he ordered doesn't mean he's living a fake or borrowed life. What if that first date was a test? You may think you deleted his number but I'm sure he did the same even before you left the lounge.

Every life deserves a certain amount of dignity, no matter how poor or damaged the shell that carries it. You need to work on yourself and stop assessing men base on the type of car they drive, the price of thier shoes on Jumia, etc.

Work on yourself and stop acting like the PRO of OAN (Olosho Association of Nigeria).

Testing for what mr man? ..for a plate of Asun on a date?...are you for real? such a local mentality you guys have..god in heaven....even our fathers did not behave like this..i am really sick of you Nigerian men..You test women for every thing and the women will really play along with the test..that is why you end up getting bad women at your hand.You guys are insecured and have poor mentality to roman, dating and marraige..test a woman over a plate of Asun..what a shame..thank God we women are now working and can afford to take ourselve out ones in a while when the change permit us.you guys should continue to sit on your high horse and be testing ladies over a 500 plate of Asu.SHAME.

Firstlieutenant:
Shut up! Na u go lecture me on how to express ma self! Anytime I need ya kind of advice, I go move to ma toilet and shit one!

seun should really vet the age group of poeple that he allow into nairaland..you are really a child from your write up.pls go and face your studies..this place is not for you.you should learn how to engage people in a civil manner and not behave like a garage boy.enough of you already

HardMirror:
Why are you telling her sorry? Because the guy collected his 100 naira change? Or because he loves asun so much he eat more than her. Abeg let us be real here. They guy could just be a tight fisted person based on poor background and upbringing not because all bankers are fake. Why is she weeping over such a trivial issue. Sorry ko, sorry ni.

no becos..the guy in question lacks courtesy..how can a man take a woman out on a date.order for a plate of Asun and rushes almost all of it before the girl could eat any..is that how you guys behave toward your women/dates..the man is not only stingy,hungry &selfish but is he is not a gentleman..as for the change he is entitle to wait to collect it becos its his money and he is the one that know his where the shoe pinches.I am sure what he did actually made the lady to write him off totally and every other things that followed became irritating to her.

Firstlieutenant:
See this bimbo!! I no be banker but you no get the temerity to stereotype people or their profession. See the kind big ear-rings u wear wey be like aglican church-bell!! If u dey find man wey go spend one million dollars for u on una first date, shows snapshot of ya pusssy make we see whether e worth am. Olosho.

You are so crass..how can you say such things in a forum like this..pls apply some decorum when writing..you should write like an adult and not like a street teenager.

Jadekitana:
Come you this Rat always jumping up and down, don't you have a life? In a day you quote jadekitana mor than 20times even if she ignores u keep quoting! You have gone to the extent of creating threads about me are you that jobless and desperate? If you don't use lordsamurai it's saintsamuria,cum4what etc are you that lonely that you seek so much attention here like a desperate he-goat on heat? You quote me and get ignored yet you wouldn't stop,bia what is really your problem? Inferiority complex? I read a part where u said your folks beg you not to run away from home, are you a broken child? Using nairaland to seek redemption? Studying everyone here and creating threads to seek attention. No wonder you dress like a woman,puttin on wigs and lipsticks,you are delusional and confused! Seek help.

babe ..you harsh ooo

tosyne2much:
For your mind you don give advice abi? Your comment reeks of arrogance and insult and you think you have offered the best advice shey?


And to think a man has to undergo all you posted just to be compensated with sex clearly shows how clueless you are. Smh


Op... Well, I'm not married so I'm not experienced in this aspect. I just hope more experienced married men can help you find a solution

the man gave a good advise....he suggested that he should be more romantic and get her out of the house for her sanity..i hope you know some women fall into depression after child birth?the woman gave birth five month ago..and there will definately be all manner of homonal factors involve.here also...like someone said..did he even ask this woman if she had a tear during child birth and the sore still yet to get healed? (i am sure you wouldn't know becos you are not a woman and you are still a bachelor) I believe the woman also does the 5-9 job...abi? did you ask this man if there is a help in the house that will help her out with the baby? do you know if she does all this by herself and without any asistance from her husband? does the man even asist in any way to aleviate the work load from the woman.both physically and emotionally? he comes to be as a selfish husband who only caters for himself only...for crying out loud what energy will the woman have left to satify her man at this early post-nata stage with all these afore mention factors conbined.communication is key here.let her husband talk this out with her to see the reason behind her action..is not by cheating that will solve the problem..it will even make it worse.. women dont just clam up like that against thier husband..there must be an underlying problem yet to be resolved. women cannot respond well to sex when they are upset with thier husbands.

Onegai:
Dude, you sound so.....gosh, what's the word...selfish. Yes. Selfish.

Plus you're most going to throw your marriage, peace of mind and happiness away, hurt your child irrevocably, scare your wife away in the near future. All the best, there are a lot of unhappy divorced naija man out there (i used to think they were all balling but strangely they all hate being single).

Seriously.

You didn't bother communicating with her, most likely didn't put any effort into romancing your woman, you're now sulking mentally and decided the best way to "punish" her is by cheating?

She doesn't want to sleep with you because she already is taking care of one small baby, she didn't realise she married another immature baby.

So something has cropped up in your marriage and instead of you to look for a good way to fix it, make your union strong, make society be impressed by your principled stand to keep to your vows and earn your wife's love and loyalty forever, you wrote this??

Mstchewwww.

You better go and get someone to come and carry that baby for a few hours. Then take your wife to a guesthouse and let her sleep for a bit, get your lust satisfied and THEN speak up about how you understand it's exhausting being a new mum and you're here for her but you didn't like being ignored whilst she lost herself in her role because you need her too and will always be willing to support and carry your weight around the house.

Or you can do whatever you want...

Good advise, Well writen.

pinkpebbles:
Yeaa, I would giv it time. Buh If I dont feel dt fire, shud I leave?

certain things will make you know if you are likely to love him later or not..

Are you happy in his presence?
Do you miss him when he is not around you?
Calling him; is it like a kind of duty to you or you cant help but hear his voice
Do you get irritated easily by him over little things he does
In your mind; Are you at peace with yourself and him in future?
Is he the first person you always inform about event in your life?
when he kisses you..do you endure the kiss or you enjoy it..
These and many more will make you know if you like the person before you can start talking about love which usually comes as times goes by.

I always logg on to Nairaland every morning after taking care of some vital issues in the office.This forum has really helped me alot academically..i am now very informed with current affaires about national and international events.
I used to underestimate the importance of Nairaland until the day its encounted problems and the fourm was closed down.I felt really bored and tried to seek out an alternative forum that would give me the same feeling that i usually get from nairaland but there was none..I was happy when it was restored.
So these forum rocks.when ever i am bored or misterable , nairaland becomes my therapy..just the funny comment from poeple will get you cracking your ribs out..and set you back on your happy mood again...there is no problem you will post on nairaland that an answer will not be provided..no matter how stupid the your question might be.

kaffy4tope:
Lol.....


#Auto dealers thunder fire una if una no come praise Seun for here.


#Have been blessed just by being a member of this noble site. Thanks Seun!

take am easy..them dey come for road

HungerBAD:
Nice.

My President looking very Presidential.

Full "RED" Carpet Rockstar welcome/Treatment. This is a Man that is taking Nigeria to places, and a man that is genuinely loved and respected, by not only Nigerians, but by World Leaders.

President Buhari, we are SOLIDLY behind you.

is taking Nigeria to places? really?