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Jadekitana:
Ph guys don't have wahala as most of them ain't pretenders! But unfortunately I can't say same for lagos guys, the hustle to live big is real not minding what it would cost.

in concur with your statement..you really nailed it

ebubemicky:
Guys hustle hard I mean real hard. If a woman feed u bros u are finished

Pls tell them ooo! that was how one guy that i met kept asking me to call him. but he never one day called..he only send email..he is working and not jobless for that matter..what do you say to such men..i blocked him immediately..

enoch273:
Okay just read through, although girls are still the worst, the degree they ve in these gold digging is out of this world..

Well I checked you out and damn! You are beautiful, I hope you don't mind if we become friends? Here is my digit: 08179538301......

my brother, we are women and we seen alot of guys exhibit these things before our eye..you cannot quantify it since you are a man here..you should take it from us women that out of 100% of guys in lagos, 65% are like what the op descripe..vain, lazy..grossly inresponsible and dubious. they are very fake and Lazy..they do not have shame...i have seen alot of them and i will tell you that in as much as you accuse us ladies of comitting things like this..your comrade are also found wanting in this gold digging business..wish is very shameful..men should ahve thier pride and ego intact..they should not be founding wanting less they shouldnt be called men but she-men

My sister, thank you for this thread..this is whati have been trying to tell our nairaland guys but they keep teasing and mocking the ladies..majority of guys are gold diggers now.. they are no longer the men with pride and ego will use to know them with...they are now boys in mens skin..i have seen a number of them, vain searching for women to see if you are within the class they expect of you, then they will immediately start dating;before you say jack, they have proposed...its is very fast for this rich girls or those from rich family to be propose to than the struggling girls that are independent..i weep for our men,....i have given up hope on them..seriously.Though there are some that still have thier pride and ego intact such guys are very very responsible.but they are reare just the way guys are complaining that wife material are reare..Such guys go about thier activities without beggers before thier girl friends...the only time they will comfortably take money from you is when things avery critical and there is no alternative to get it from.Such men wont ask the women before they step in to support becos they know who he is.unlike thier hungry male guys that have thrown thier pride over board for a pot of portage...this is very common with Lagos guys.they lack respect for women and they are grossly inresponsible.I am reaslly disgusted at them..and feel sorry for the victime.

While various belief systems offer explanations for the metaphysical experiences that follow, what happens to your physical body after death is all just a matter of science – and, largely, it’s not pretty.
A video from AsapScience explains the processes that occur from the moment of death to the final stages of decomposition.
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While various belief systems offer explanations for the metaphysical experiences that follow death, what happens to your physical body is a matter of science. A video from AsapScience explains the processes that occur from the moment of death to the final stages of
While various belief systems offer explanations for the metaphysical experiences that follow death, what happens to your physical body is a matter of science. A video from AsapScience explains the processes that occur from the moment of death to the final stages of decomposition.The news isn’t all bad, however; eventually, you just might end up among the flowers.

The first few hours after death...
In the initial seconds after death, oxygen is quickly depleted and brain activity surges.
The neurons then cease operations, and the brain stops giving off hormones which regulate the different functions of the body, though some may carry on for a few minutes. The remaining stores of ATP, which provides the energy for life, is used up, and the muscles relax.
This includes the sphincters (so there’s a strong possibility you will poop or pee yourself).

Dead bodies usually have a pale complexion, especially visible in light skinned people.
This is the result of lack of blood flow, and becomes apparent 15-20 minutes after death.
The heart is no longer pumping and thus blood is not circulating, so gravity drags it down toward the ground, causing blood to pool at the lowest point of the body. After a few hours, the body experiences red and purple discolouration from the settling blood.

By 12 hours after death, the body has reached maximum discolouration.This process, known as ‘livor mortis’ helps coroners and forensic investigators determine the approximate time of death.

During this time, another process has also begun.
In the three to six hours after death, a phenomenon known as ‘rigor mortis’ begins to set in.
Cellular organelles deteriorate from the lack of energy, and leak calcium into muscle cells, which binds to protein and causes muscles to contract.

The muscles become stiff, leaving the body stuck in position for the next 24-48 hours.

A MACABRE HISTORICAL TRADITION
In footage from KQED, the animals preserved in the ‘library of life’ at the Museum of Vertebrate Zoology at UC Berkeley undergo a careful preservation process.
After the skin has been removed and samples collected, the bone needs to be cleaned of flesh.
At the museum, researchers have found a way to speed up the decomposition process using something more accurate than human hands: flesh-eating beetles.
These beetles can be seen swarming the carcasses of snakes, owls, and other animals sent to the museum, eating any flesh remaining until nothing is left but the bone.
The practice is both morbid and efficient, and has been in use for many years.
The museum first established its colony of flesh-eating Dermestid beetles in 1924.


A week after death, the beetles will lay eggs in the flesh of a corpse, and the fast-growing larvae, which will outgrow their skins six to eight times in a matter of days, soon emerge and consume all that remains.

The days following death
While these other processes are occurring, the body (if it hasn’t been chemically embalmed or otherwise preserved) has slowly been undergoing decomposition the entire time.
Cells in the body accumulate without proper blood flow, causing a rise in carbon dioxide gas, and a rise in the pH of tissues.
This weakens the cell membrane and they burst, spewing cytosol.
Cytosol contains proteins and enzymes, which breaks down the surrounding tissue, along with the help of more than 100 trillion microorganisms.
Then, the anaerobic bacteria (that which doesn’t need oxygen to survive) in the gastrointestinal tract eats through the abdominal organs.
This is a smelly process, known as putrefaction, and the foul odours released by the breakdown of amino acids attracts insects including mites, carrion beetles, and blowflies.
Blowflies then lay eggs in the rotting tissue, which hatch within a day.
The larvae – maggots – then eat the tissue until they mature.
Maggots can consume 60 percent of the body’s tissue in just a few weeks

Putrefaction produces foul odours, released by the breakdown of amino acids which attracts insects including mites, carrion beetles (pictured right), and blowflies. Blowflies then lay eggs in the rotting tissue, which hatch within a day. The larvae, maggots, pictured left, then eat the tissue until they mature
Between 20-50 days after death, butyric fermentation takes place and attracts beetle larvae, protozoa, and fungi. This is known as dry decay, and can occur over the course of a year. Carrion beetles, pictured above, are used to remove flesh from bones during a skeleton preparation at the Natural History Museum in Vienna

Between 20-50 days after death, butyric fermentation takes place and attracts beetle larvae, protozoa, and fungi. This is known as dry decay, and can occur over the course of a year. Carrion beetles, pictured above, are used to remove flesh from bones during a skeleton preparation at the Natural History Museum in Vienna

The first few weeks
Maggots can consume 60 percent of the body’s tissue in just a few weeks, and the resulting holes release decomposition fluid and gas.
Between 20-50 days after death, butyric fermentation takes place and attracts beetle larvae, protozoa, and fungi.
This is known as dry decay, and can occur over the course of a year.

A year and beyond
Whatever remaining parts of the body are eaten away by plants and animals over the subsequent years, even the skeletal remains.
If the body is left entirely at the mercy of the elements, every aspect of the body will be broken down.
Then, the molecules are recycled in nature.

WAOOO! WHAT IS LIFE WORTH WHEN WE ARE NOTHING BUT ORGANISM WAITING TO BE IN THE NEARER FUTURE..This up actually got me thinking that we are all part and percel that will eventually makes up the eco system...live is really vanity.


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Terrible..was told PHCN is on strike...na waooo!!

Skillfullulu:
That couldn't have been alcohol, it must b as a result of heavy smoking....
If it were to b beer she'd rather sleep and talk endlessly but 'weed' uncontrollable actions pops up... The heat you feel inside you make u wanna pull off.

talking from experience?

ShegeYorubawa:
Na today day break for una? By the time Buhari is through with yoruba everybody for yorubaland go dey tie bedsheet for their head like Allahu akbar/Esin imale people, even hausa go be lingua franca for yorubaland. Awon wereh rada rada! Akobata fulani! Good morning this evening!

I think you are talking to the wrong group..AFENIFERE never supported President Buhari..they supported GEJ....They always stood thier ground on that...you should be talking to the Yoruba APC supporters that have been shouting "sai baba sai buhari" where una dey sef?... that the Hausa/Fulanis are getting more vicious, recking havoc in your land..Buhari (Whom they were ready to lay down thier life for ) has not come to thier rescue or even rebuke his kingsmen..this is becos an Hausa/Fulani will never percecute his own person over a southern person..to them you are infidels ...so APC yoruba the northern supporters should continue to fool themselve while these people continue to evade thier land non stop to feed thier cattle and destroy thier crops, rape thier women, kidnapp thier elderly men, maim and kill thier young men and occupy thier city with cattles as they deem fit ....just like the herds of cattles will saw walking on the BRT Lane...SAI BABA, SAI BUHARI MY ASS.

neoapocalypse:
You mean having a d1ck up your a5s ?

ya

Okijajuju1:
Is there any solid proof that Anal Cancer or any other disease is tied particularly to Homosexuals or is there any proof that this dead guys ailment was caused by his sexual orientation or sexual preference?





I am not gay, but I am also not a Homophobe.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!really?

Lagusta:
That cancer of the anus is one of the AIDS- defining complications, so one way or the other, it's a part of HIV/AIDS....

How e take dey shit The surgeons would have done a colonostomy for him, where they would resect part of the sigmoid colon and create a hole on the tummy where shit go dey commot....

yoke..what a terrible state to be in.

Yksoul:
HOW MANY PRESIDENTS CAME TO PAY GEJ A VISIT DURING HIS TENURE? PMB HAS WELCOME 2 PRESIDENTS LESS THAN A YEAR IN OFFICE,IF AM RIGHT...

how does that change the price of garri and rice that is now on the rice..grow up and have some brain.

kingzizzy:
Who told you the North is common enemy? Let's not fool ourselves here. We Igbos know how the Yorubas have colluded with the North to to undermine Igbo interests since 1966 to date. We also know that should push come to shove, the Yorubas will run into the arms of the northerners to continue their political subjugation of Nigeria. The Igbos and Yorubas at each other's throat is only natural, we don't like each other

My brother, during the recent mile 12 sage..was an Ibo man not among the victim? he was..so why are we fooling ourselves.if the northerners have any problem any ethnic group they group every other group as one.so we should stop kidding yourselves.The south is not united becos of greed, power and Ego..where has it landed us..in the grumbling pit of backwardness

Adaure4ever:
Rubbish! You Dump ur 1st wife who has been with u all these while for a notorious Edo 3 times divorcee lady.
Even if he wants to remarry, why these kind of woman with a questionable history of divorces.
The first wife will feel insulted by now.
Yet someone will jump out and be telling women to be submissive and some men will be treating women like rag..

ya..it is the way they are..men becomes themselve when they attain power and become wealthy while women display thier true colour when the men becomes poor..so no body has any right to lanbast any woman in this forum..becos we are not our real selves untill we all have seen money and power and still the remain the loving and humble men that they are to thier wives,then they can be justified to talk..but for now we are all guilty of any thing until we all have all been tested with power, money and poverty.

herbie27:
Wen i get married am gonna make my hobby my next of kin and my reasons are simply for those who say men can't be trusted.

1) I will marry sum1 i will make my BESTFRIEND.

2) my husband will knw EVERYTHING abt me jst as i will knw all abt him.

3) total submission and love.

For these reasons i can make my husband anything, including my NEXT OF KIN.

I like your sense of reasoning toward the institution of marraige..now i understand why some people have problems in thier marraiges..this is becos the very foundation upon which their marraige is built on, is faulty..this means it lacks of what we call TRUST...how can i marry some without the taught of making him my next of kin/beneficiary..the every word you said at the alter that your body belong to the other and your property is his/her property was all lies. husband and wife belong to each other..and there should be selflessness in this regards.Where this is absent then then they have a problem with TRUST for each other.

Integrityfarms:
My wife should be my next off Kin!
She's just me. I can't even hide my salary or my earnings from her!

nice..there is one thing your write up displayed here today..that your marriage has what we call trust...nice one sir

herbie27:
i see men with pot belly and i wonder if they are atleast eight months pregnant and guys are here abusing women wit pot belly.

dont mind them..some also even go bald before they hit 30...will women now run away from them becos of this..yes becos baldness make them insecured and uncomfortable..that is why they alway go on skin cut to avoid the obvious physical appearance..This is becos they dont like it.this is the same way women feels insecured when they have big tommy due to child bearing or age..but our men will never understand how we feel but will want us to accept them the way they are.yeye

dollyjoy:
so flimsy an excuse.



You never really love your lady bro

Leave him, let him continue vain searching for the model like hot chic that will have all he want but terrible charater.

namedonfinish:
do u have problems comprehending? if yes send a msg to 456 for free..


like I said before, dis discussion is closed until ur wife puts to bed, den upload a picture, maybe den I will re- visit ur case...

till then, bye ...

GBAM!

How can we form a political party when we cannot even agree among ourselves...the youth have thesame traite our leaders have..greedy, unpatriotic, self centred, selfish, tribalistic ,Egoistic,enthnocentric and lack objective as long as the issue on ground involve his ethnicity and religion.
We all lack vision and sence of purpose ...evry man to himself.The few that are Patriotic, focus and objective have been overwhelmed with the level of bigotry that have over shadowed our sense of reasoning.Whenever, I see the various tribal comments from Nigerian youth give me the impression that we have completely lost it...i dont see us changing way of reasoning any time soon. ..maybe our children will be wiser and teach us how to reason well and be patriotic to our dear country...that is if it will still be in existence.

These old folk are make me laugh some times...you could not bring up devolution of power/true federlism to the table and the implementation of the national conference that will help solve half of our problems as one of the BIAFRA CONDICTION ..you guys went cap in hand to ask for thing s that we all know an hausa/fulanis will never do.

Really enjoying light in my arear right now,its available almost 24/7..now i have to defoze all my fresh /cook food before i can start cooking..i am liking this.

I earn 57..and i save 12k, its realistic for me.It make's it a lot easier when I plan my money/salary ahead before it arrives..before month end i have a list of things i would have planned my money around..this is how i do it.

1) Tith:5700
2) feeding: 7000(300 per day)
3)Transportatiom:7000
4) airtime.datta bundle: 5000
6) Toiloteries:4000
7) Hair maintenance:6000
Miscelenous:10000
9) savings:12000
I live with my elder sister, so do not need to bother about other bills except sometimes when i need to get groceries for the house using my discreation.Which she usually frown at becos her husband does not like it.

The money is withdrawn and enveloped in cash and labeled accodingly as listed above.

Adjustment and readjustment is done from time to time depending on pressing issues at hand.

I also have other small means of income :that one i nor dey touch am at all..all way lead to savings.

it easy to save when you are not an impulsives buyer

amacastel:
This exactly wot they did in AJAO estate okafa brigde that they banned them and since then we hard peace, no traffic cos they will hit ur car fight u or even burn it these Hausa pple have similarity with animal in d zoo sometimes I wonder how they r conceive and born. That's part of the change we vote for cos they became worse since Buhari won president.

WHY WONT THEY BEHAVE LIKE ANIMALS WHEN THIER FATHERS ARE PEODOPHILES AND THIER MOTHERS ARE UNDERGAGE PARENT..NO PROPER UP BRINGING EXECEPT THE NONSENSE TAUGHT IN THEIR DEVILISH KORANIC SCHOOL..AND WHEN THEY GROW UP THEY START THE CYCLE OF LIFESTYLE.. ...LOOK AT THEM..ANIMALS..WHY SHOULD WE BE TOGETHER WITH THIS PEOPLE...PLS THE SOUTH SOUTH, SOUTH EAST AND SOUTH WEST ARE DIFFERENT FROM THESE PEOPLE..WE ARE NO THESAME ...SOUTH WEST YOUR GUYS SHOULD STOP KIDDING YOURSELVES ..THEY ARE DIFFERENT IN REASONING..FROM OTHER ETHINIC GROUP IN THIS COUNTRY..WE CAN NOT LIVE TOGETHER..ONLY TIME WILL TELL

There have been rumors for years that Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx were secretly dating, but now there are reports they may actually be married already!

Both Holmes and Foxx have previously denied being romantically involved, but they both have been spotted wearing rings on their wedding finger recently. Very interesting!

HipHollywood took notice of Jamie wearing a gold band to the Oscars on Sunday. But we also noticed that Katie happened to be wearing a suspicious ring on her left ring finger during her appearance on ‘The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon’ on February 10.
There are reports that Holmes’ ex-husband, Tom Cruise, is not pleased with hiw wife dating his friend Jamie. In fact, sources claim Katie is scared to make her romance with Jamie public because Tom may attempt to obtain custody of their daughter Suri.



JUST MARRIED! Jamie Foxx ties the knot in a SURPRISE wedding. You'll NEVER guess who the lucky lady is!, foxMovie News Guide reported, “That may be the reason Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx kept their relationship a secret. Although the news about the two tying the knot has been making the round, the couple is being very cautious as to what leaks out in the media.”

They add, “Ever since Cruise lost his daughter’s custody in a bitter battle in 2012, special CIA-like detectives are watching both Suri and Holmes.”

OK! magazine has reported that a source close to Katie reveals the couple are considering IVF to have a baby together.

Their source stated, “Katie and Jamie] have been talking about a baby for months. They’re considering IVF if it doesn’t happen naturally.”

Holmes is mom to nine-year-old Suri Cruise and Jamie has two daughters from previous relationships – Corinne, 21, and Annalise, 6.

BeeBeeOoh:
She shouldn't be coming close to Flavour, that guy's bluetooth is very strong.

BiggerBangs:
OH TURKEY...i thought the regular turkey

Swissheart:
Not giving the kids food is totally bad and uncalled for.... .. We all sin and since you claim to have apologized and even repented she should get it go. I dislike ppl with you did and I do attitude. Anyways talk to her again and again. ..... Show her you won't ever do such again. Make her understand you won't like her bring problems home because of a sin you v repented over.

I think her self esteem was battered by her husband's act and she went into a depression mode..

myners007:
Mark my words. Ibori would have completed the jail term before ay agreed transfer can take place.The release of IBORI is a major resurgence of hope for the PDP. Bola, Abubakar and other APC fellas should be weary of the fact that Ibori will serve as the catalyst to boost PDP strenght in combating this dictatorial and prejudice APC touts who currently paint themselves as saint while the country's economy is sinking gradually.
PDP should endeavour to rally round Ibori to give him all the neccesary support needed to liberate nNigerians from the oppresive hands of the CHANGERS>

Ibori is an ex convict..no body should rally round him.

Owoloku1:
This is type of officer that brings shame and disgrace on the name of our police force...

I suggest he be dismissed with immediate effect

my brother..which shame..the police force is already an enbordiment of shame itself..so this one no mean anything to thier already damaged image.

abort it..pls.