₦airaland Forum

what dino meant to say was that he has been making love to remi tinubu since they both joined the senate and she has been having orgasm but of late she lost respect since they have seen each others unclothedness so he will beat her up; rape her and end d affair. na so i understand d matter o

hahaha who is fooling who? having something in global commercial quantity and having a small vegetable garden for family consumption are two different things. it will take another decade to install drilling facilies for a large scale production even if its true. this minister can lie o.

but lets be honest o! have u ever tried to make love to a 19 year old virgin? its a big war. so how do these people rape kids with under developed genitals? some of these accusations might actually be frame up by grudging parents

una no get eye? look the mouth of the dolphine for the first photo come look the mouth of the fish dem butcher. na the same? nigerians can fall for media scam sha

see super star kitchen. u sure say these people even get money as dem dey form sef? yeye

one day the river will over flow and there will be nowhere for you to hide and you will run run wishing you had put out the fire # ambode keep pushing the common man to the wall soon your luxury fortress will not be able to save you from the peoples uprising.

BEFORE WE DIVIDE!
I hear news of secession every day and it sounds so funny.
Everybody wants to break up and form their own country abi?
With the rate they are going, one street go soon become one country.
Shebi una don read ANIMAL FARM? Ok- me don forget sef say- no be every body enter class that year!
The animals never found true happiness even after they won their long desired freedom.
The PIGS who were the chief advocate of freedom became TYRANTS!
But let me ask o, who dem wan make presido sef? Let’s assume they succeed.
When one kilometer na another language?
How multitude go take raise only one trophy at the same time na?
Who takes home the price reward?
Na for only Liberia Prince Johnson go kill Samuel Doe come allow Charles Tailor be President o. THIS IS NAIJA ….T.I.N. and we all know say survival of the fittest and JUNGLE JUSTICE go be the order of the day last last. lets wise up


Let’s face the fact, I mean, lets be honest, we need each other.
The North needs the South, the South needs the North
We complement each other.
We get OIL i gree. But anyday wey groundnut oil go begin start motor ehn, hmmm!
Na im be say we go begin use our crude oil fry Akara na.

Lets embrace each other in love peace and unity unto say,
e don tay wey guyman enter farm to dig yam heap o.
Last time wey tomato scarce small, no be small thing o.
My guy, come see where men dey convert dry tatashi to tomato na.
All man come fall back to black stew with squeezed faces and fake praises.
Truth is, the food comes from the north. They are proud to be called farmers
But that one no mean say we no get power to farm o
Na just say our leaders for south too dey thief our government given fertilizer sha!
After all, me sef get small garden for backyard.

To the people of the North, make una still try realize say as una cows plenty reach, e never fit construct one road o. road smooth, road smooth na oil money .
After all, who NAMA help? I fit just wake up now, vex, turn vegetarian now now now even as we speak.
All man no get where we dey.
I mean, no begin raise your collar unto one tin-one tin o
We are only just useful for a purpose.
Even me wey dey write sef-my own dey my body.
Monopoly is artificial. Determination always puts it to shame
But just as a man can’t be every where at the same time,
So a man cannot do all things by himself, for himself, all at a time

Let’s remember! it is easier to destroy than to build.
Every body is finding an alternative way of economic survival and sustenance o.
Anyday wey dem banga go ripe for up north, hmmm! we go surprise say na the people when una dey threaten with break up go first give una heartbreak o!
If I dey lie wait make Hausa man farm turn export commodity, na that time u go know say to break up don dey hungry them since 2000 BC.

Let’s unite in love, peace and harmony. Who religion help? Na spirituality win am abeg. As u carry knife slaughter another man because him opinion no tally with your own now, who you impress? Na God abi na Devil? As for me u no try at all!
Next time you want to blow up something, think of the hazard and suffering you expose your people to. You hurt your very self.
Remember! No war is ever completely won so long as violence is involved
You might win the battle but you will never win the war. Ask Libya, Ask Egypt,
Ask Palestine and Ask Israel.
Dialogue is the greatest antidote to conflicts
Love is the greatest healer of all.

Before I sign out I go like advice all these politicians wey dey chop we country people money like glutton wey no get sense. Na small small dem dey rob blind man when e no go know una hear? See as una dey run helter skelter now because of the same problems wey una use una hand cause.
How una wan take use pot belle and agbada run when everywhere don finally red na?
Abi una never hear say Queen don tell Cameron say make e nor open door for Una again any time una run go hide for dem country like rat wey thief fish from Akpos pot of stew?
I don draw my ear warn una o! Food wey dem chop vomit no dey fine for eyes o!
Finally let’s remember that corruption is worse than tsunami, earth quake and volcano all wrapped together. That’s how we got stuck here in the first place.
We no go BREAK UP if we WAKE UP
Till another JUNE 12, by Gods Grace, Remain ever blessed.

Long live Nigeria! Long live Africa!

sister,all i can see are two set of boobs that lack standing ovation. dem big o! i gree. but dem don fall. e be like boby wey pickin don suck. tall true u born hide?

LETTER TO MY PRESIDENT

Your Excellency Mr. President,
I would like to say that your recent economic policies are very good and timely. The policy prohibiting foreign exchange in transactions involving some goods and services is very welcome. But for these policies to work, there are certain things that must be put in place else a good policy might meet with outright failure.
In a bid to rescue our dying economy, we must not implement policies in such a way that other countries with which we have maintained diplomatic ties over the years will begin to see our gestures as economic sanctions. If we prevent or make it difficult for our citizens to access educations in foreign countries, prohibit the use of foreign exchange to import certain goods and services and make such move so obvious and drastic, what then will happen if we become a robustly exporting country someday? What will become of us when we have institutions that now attract foreign exchange for which we will require huge patronage? We must be subtle and diplomatic.
Mr. President, soon, there will be influx of Nigerian students back into their home country. Students who will want to seek solace in Nigerian Universities. Do we have adequate institutions that will accommodate such population and give them the quality of education that made them to seek foreign alternatives in the first place? Are there readily available Nigerian Manufactured goods that will replace the ones we used to import? These are issues we need to put into consideration and deal with. I think the Nigerian government must first make ready these things before implementing certain policies. The scraping of bureau de change has not been effective as operators still access foreign currencies through the back door from their cronies in the central bank. The situation has only created artificial scarcity, increased demand and reduced supply which in turn have led to hyper-inflation. An ugly situation has just reared its head as forex speculators have invaded Nigeria from nearby African countries where the dollars are easily sourced in a bid to rip-off Nigerians who are in desperate need of dollars
We must look inwards. To do that, we must explore options that will bring quick and reliable results. As we look forward to becoming an exporting country, which of course will help generate more foreign exchange and help stabilize our naira, we must start with options that are not necessarily long term. Agriculture remains our sure bet. When we have been able to stabilize on revenues that agriculture will bring, funding of long term projects will no longer be an issue. To be able to do this, farmers at all levels from top to grass root must be carried along and put under one umbrella. They must know channels and outlets where their produce must reach export.
Having done this, the next focus should be refineries. We do not need to export unrefined products to other countries at give away prices. The real market is the refined products whereby we can take absolute control of the market in African countries where there is a huge demand for refined products. When we do this our foreign exchange will know no bounds. Private investors might not have the capacity to build mega refineries. There must be something like mini refineries that many will be very interested to build, while they start sales by targeting the local market for a start or as a test run.
Finally, I suggest that monies recovered from looters should be completely directed to capital projects, starting with agriculture. This is my own little contribution and I hope you read this.