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Kog45:
My man do you want to hear the truth.

Both African queen and let somebody love you was co written by 2face and blackface and anyone of them has every right to the songs.

On let somebody love.Efe Omorogie was credited for contributing his own line to 2face let somebody love you.

Blackface can always deceive those who doesn’t understand how songs writing is all about.

If Blackface has a very cleared case he would have gone to court to nail 2face but all he does were media blackmailing.

I think 2face has took the matter to court right now and let see who is fooling who.

just take a look at yourself. You are are forming lawyer and you had the guts to write "I think 2face has took the matter to court right now" my friend go and kneel down under the sun,raise your hands and close your eyes. Iranu!

Security operatives should investigate this place. I can bet my real money they use new born babies to prepare special delicacies there. what are you guys hiding na?

After a very hectic day at the office, I decided to find my way home. It is always the best moments for most of us who do nine to five (9 to 5) jobs. At least the hurly burly of the day is over.
As I walked along my always very busy street which was characterized by cheap drinking pubs and whores who simply referred to themselves as hustlers, I ran into Jide, a close friend of mine who was always eager to offer me free alcohol, not caring if I was in the mood or not. I sometimes turn him down but today, I needed a beer to cool down my already stressed up brain. Today work no be here sha! Jide once told me that at the bottom of the bottle lies the solutions to his everyday problems. I used to disagree with him and always told him it was a drunkard’s excuse.
I could still recollect how I met this cool dude. I met Jide in a bus where he worked as a bus conductor. I had boarded the bus that morning not aware that the fuel scarcity had resulted in a triple increase in bus fare. I quietly approached the conductor who seems not to be listening to what I was saying. He ignored me and kept on with the task of collecting fare from other passengers. My heart was pounding fast. I was scared of the scenario that will result from a conductor- passenger scuffle. As I drew near to my bus stop with a plea of “please don’t embarrass me” on my face, I folded what I had on me carefully in my palm and stretched it towards the conductor who to my surprise gave me a sign with a wave of this hands to keep the money that was supposed to be T-fare. I quietly alighted from the bus while muttering an almost inaudible “thank you” so as not to attract the attention of the driver who would have frowned seriously at the kind gesture of his conductor. It was not until a week later I ran into Jide again, but this time it was on a Saturday night around my area. That was when I discovered that he actually stays in the next street and knew me though I hadn’t really registered his face. “I dey always admire you from far because them say you go book well well” He had said in Pidgin English. He was actually trying to say I was a graduate. “Me I for like go school o! Na money fall my hand”. He continued. He was trying to make me understand that lack of funds have prevented him from acquiring a formal education “Anyway come Sidon make we take one-one bottle”. That was how our friendship started. Jide was very intelligent in spite of his lack of formal education. He was well informed on most issues and tells me he sources his information from passengers and sometime from BBC news which he always tunes to on the small radio he always carries about. Today he was in a very chatty mood. “O boy you hear say this big bank people wan bring out new five thousand naira note?” He asked? “Talk true!” I expressed in feigned surprise. I had earlier heard the morning news from my landlord’s radio as I was taking my bath. Though it was still been debated in the legislative chambers, it has not yet scaled through. As the news blared from the ever noisy radio that morning, my mind was too occupied to give it a second thought, I just waved it off with the notion that our policy makers wont be that naïve, especially in an era when everything is going digital and businesses were been run through electronic transfers and credit cards even in grocery stores in countries that have since woken up from their slumber. I didn’t give that announcement a second thought because I felt by now the central bank would have realized that it is useless to print currencies that does not have much relevance in the foreign exchange market, especially when such currency is non recyclable should it suffer from wear and tear. But right now, It was a the most appropriate topic to analyze since Jide, who had a very funny way of telling his stories, to my much needed comic relief, was around. At this point, Jide had ordered for a second round of beer which I turned down and opted for malt drink to neutralize the effect of the one I had already taken since I was not too big on alcohol. He frowned and said “o boy drink o! na the one we put for belle be our own o! These people don spoil this country finish!” He concluded with a belch as the waitress placed the second round of drinks on the table. He carefully put the first bottle which was now empty under the table with a mischievous grin in his eyes. “O boy na so guy man dey drink o! When you down one, you go put am under table so that people no go dey reason say u dey talk under the influence of alcohol. Number two be say you go take am crosscheck your bill incase these wayo people wan cheat you sake of say them think say u don drink leave your brain inside one of the empty bottles” He said with a dry laugh that never ceases to amuse me. “Ehen!, as I was saying, I hear am for inside bus today. One man say these big big oga them for government wan use am take thief country people money for pocket. Me I agree with am. But the one wey vex me pass come be when another passenger say them wan change fifty naira and twenty naira to coins.I halla the man no be small. how e go dey wish hussle man bad luck? How man go take carry coins wey dey heavy like olumo rock for pocket?” “But before I tell the man my mind finish, another woman come say Na true say she hear am too” At this point he was now getting excited! He paused and took a sip from his glass and gave me a mischievous grin. “Anyway, me and my oga don discuss am say we sef go increase our fare to minimum of two hundred naira wey be note. Who no like better thing? Cunny man die, cunny man bury am. He took another sip and looked at me. Tony, dis one wey you no wan drink Na wa o!” I told him I was ok. And he continued, “Anyway I know say u no dey drink much. Make I down this one make I go meet my oga weda we go fit run for road small before man go sleep. I was somehow happy he was rounding up as I was beginning to get hungry. He paid for the drinks and we stood up to leave. As we stepped out into the street he shook my hand to say goodbye and I felt a note in the hand shake and knew it was money.Jide always did that and I always looked forward to the day I will have the chance to reciprocate. One thing that never ceases to amuse me is how he used to pass me the money with a handshake. He once told me he learnt it from the police. “Na so we dey take give them cola” he had said. I thanked him and wished him luck on the road. As I walked a few metres away, I checked my hand and it was a five hundred naira note. I jumped for joy and headed straight to a low cost restaurant not too far away from my house for a plate of rice and beans decorated with kpomo, a softened form of (almost no protein) half cooked beef hide that never found its way to the cooking pot in the past, but has now turned essential commodity in a most benevolent attempt to supplement the ordinary citizen’s limited access to real beef. It was now getting late and my body was longing for rest.....To be continued

ayanbaba2:
weyrey nigga!

pay after ko, pay during process ni!
I could lend you some money, idiot!

so you hide call am? You almost fell for his scam before coming back to reply

No proof. It could be one week ago na.

But why this boy smoke Igbo before e take this photo with him mama na? His eyes are closed. He looks so high. Happy birthday your royal highness

abbasajao:
Tautology

Editor in chief. Get the message and leave this your over sabi. English is not our language. Busy body

Princess4ng:
lol.............. mbok ooooo.......... LESBIANS STAY CLEAR OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ahhhhhhg! Na calabar girl sef. Lesbianism is legalised in calabar. Wow! Just sported one one nairaland. Lucky me

BiafrodExposed:
which horrible English.

"have u subscribed"
have is a plural verb and at the same time an auxiliary verb. and its used to ask a question, ending with a question mark.

so where is the horrible English.

The critic cannot even spell money. He typed miney. Yeye dey smell

The first son last saw his father 13 years ago and she has kids of less than 3 years. Something is fishing here

gameova:
Please who can help me with 2k for foodstuffs,
really broke and hungry here 0087221630 diamond Bank

pls come to the house.I have a bag of garri and a bag of wisdom grass too.only me cannot finish it

In spite of all their acclaimed wealth,why is it that the homes of Nigerian stars looks so ordinary and unkept? Even their dress sense is appalling. Only D bang, timaya, peter okoye and jim iyke gat my vote.

No be who use him real address register motor? What if address na military cementary?

lamidebaby:
you so spot on girl...
I don't waste time blocking such.

black GI with black clots turn me off. I prefer red clits

ezeigbo194:
See a doctor ASAP

asthmatic

ezeigbo194:
See a doctor ASAP

asthma

She should come lemme give her soco joor. Na she go rush us

saaron:
He thinks all Nigerians are fools by playing to the galary. Buratai is one of those giving terrorist herdsmen cover and protection to commit genocide against Christians in Nigeria.

are there christains in Nigeria? You,are you a Christian? Is your behavior Christ like? With all una black mind. Instead of calling it what it is you are bringing in religious sentiments. All we hear every day is christains and muslims are fighting. Funny enough most fulanis are not even muslims

But why this guy's singlet so dirty? Even on camera the dirt is still showing and they said camera used to make dirty white look clean.

This poster na first class ode! You no see fence? Senior mugu

Clean2016:
Free and Fail

But you know what he meant na.English master!

cyrus1992:
Hey cutie!!
Do you mind if i share your popcorn, and the movie with you?

even as prick and Toto matter dey cause problems here you still dey find Toto via popcorn. After now you will cry out

zicoisaac:
I was once in his shoes. I cried on my wedding day because I remembered what we both went through especially the obstacles I overcame during our courtship. she came from a Muslim home while I came from a Christian home. It's pastor's son getting married to Alhaja's daughter. To God alone be the glory at the end.

see how you reason like a fish? Someone borrowed money with interest you are here spreading religious sentiments. Who do you this thing?

Wura Abiola! 20 years on you still dey bear your papa name. You never still marry?

Una dey take una hand find trouble now. When then go show for midnight now ehen

jboy73:
I saw 2 cockroaches making love on the ignition bay in the engine cover.
I couldn't believe my eyes... I told the owner we would have to perform a full engine replacement procedure with immediate effect so the cockroaches would relocate.

o boy na fool you be

miqos02:
depends on size

you no arrange the sizes and corresponding prices keep before you come here? Yahoo boy spotted

ciciver:
We provide and install biometric time attendance devices which can be used to monitor staff attendance in an organization

Biometric devices use measurable physical characteristics like fingerprints to recognize and identify staff members. These devices generate reports of staff attendance which can be used to calculate overtime or late coming fees, with the bio metric time atttendance device, you can know the exact time that each staff resumes work and close work.

PRICE IS #110.000.

na this kind amebo device you go fit sell. Clap for yourself! Na ya mate invent am.lazy youth

malificent:
I can relate. Very heartbreaking.

cheyaaa! I'm AA come let's relate

OboOlora:
I ain’t even gonna judge cos I don’t know what happened prior to her death.

I remember my school days. My ex had taken some funny concoctions to be able to Bleep me well. Dude had an asthmatic attack when he was cumin and almost passed out. If he had died, I was already planning how I would lock his body up and set my apartment on fire claiming gas explosion!
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No time!!!

I took my time to check ur photo just in case I run into you I will know how to avoid you. You have the talent of a serial killer and ritualist. Ur photo be like you no wear pant sef. Criminal mind!