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Politics › Re: Meet Michael Nwokolo, A Police DSP With Unbelievable Stack Of Qualifications by omohlexy: 9:57pm On May 22, 2018
See the guy office,see the guy sitting room. The only paper I know is foreign currency abeg. Not all the toilet paper certificate . Which certificate dangote get? Finger print ko finger print ni, we dey do finger print for naija?
Crime › Re: Medical Doctor Turned Cyber Hacker Defrauds Car Dealer Of N28m (Photo, Video) by omohlexy: 7:10pm On May 22, 2018
jackyraw09:
what are all these bullshit terminology i see up here? "http tunnel.com"?? pardon

"swiss code hacking" - pardon??

"$200m to $1m targets" - pardonhuh

this guy is fooling both the media and the police and you guys are praising his bullshit. anyone who is well versed in internet security will know he's using the BULK sms fraud to defraud dealers but all these "swiss code" lies is what i don't understand.

someone even said he should be employed. To do what exactly ?

really shows the nigerian cyberspace is still a juicy niche wink but for conscience though, our politicians are doing enough damage already
your head correct so? You no read say if the seller go check account e dey see money but latter the money go comot? Is that bulk SMS? Why are some people so dull yet they be forming over sabi?
Crime › Re: Eiye-buccaneer Cult Clash: 2 Nigerians Killed In Egypt by omohlexy: 4:09pm On May 22, 2018
[quote author=okenwaa post=67781221]Killed by an ordinary boys scout. Na digital boyscout o. All those people dey reason like Italian mafias before them count scores. Some dey near my area
Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji: I Can Hide Baby Bump For Africa Sha! (Photos) by omohlexy: 8:58pm On May 21, 2018
She doesn't even know who she is pregnant for. She just had a one nite stand inside the toilet at the club during ovulation. I was at the nite club that night. 2 face Idibia's Rumours Nite Club
Celebrities › Re: Tatiana Dikeh: Tonto Dikeh's Step Sister Shades Her, "Practice What You Preach" by omohlexy: 6:42pm On May 21, 2018
OK! I see the problem. She fat,come ugly and no body know her.but Tonto fine
Crime › Re: 55-Year-Old Pastor Flogged For Kidnapping, Impregnating 10-Year-Old Girl In Ogun by omohlexy: 1:33pm On May 21, 2018
China rate will soon be cheaper. No worry, I will wait
Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji: I Can Hide Baby Bump For Africa Sha! (Photos) by omohlexy: 1:29pm On May 21, 2018
obasig:
Linda your not officially married and you already pregnant your a disgrace a big one i know some girls will support her quote me and die tonight
she bought herself a baby daddy. Chai! Money is good. Why all these kind babes no dey enlist me for baby daddy matter na? Na only parasites like all these nairaland babes dey come my website. Olowa, ejoor change my story o
Politics › Re: Read This If You Are Among Those Criticizing The IGP Over Transmission Video by omohlexy: 11:16am On May 21, 2018
nando85:
Opara Ezinne Gloria Stuns in New Pictures as she show off sexy legs [Photos]

https:///p9cpyM-ghf
just put ya self inside show glass na. Oloshoooooo
Politics › Re: Read This If You Are Among Those Criticizing The IGP Over Transmission Video by omohlexy: 11:09am On May 21, 2018
SalamRushdie:
What do you mean by the speech was doctored ? Speech or video? Be clear
don't mind him. The guy has shit in place of brain
Politics › Re: Why Buhari May Not Sign 2018 Budget – Minister, Udoma by omohlexy: 10:59am On May 21, 2018
RareDiamonds:
Don't mind that zombie. The price of crude oil now hovers around $80 per barrel and has never performed below $60 per barrel this year. There is a $30 excess receipt which amount to approximately $73 million in savings to this incompetent and m0ronic government. The minister should shut up and put machinery to execute this long delayed budget.
so even if the price of crude is $80 per barrel we should not save abi? Una no go ever learn lessons
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dike Minister To Over 7,000 Youth At ECG Church In South Africa (photos) by omohlexy: 8:13pm On May 19, 2018
castrokins:
Which Kind Wahala Be This?
why wahala no go dey wey the usher resemble magu
Politics › Re: Mike Ozekhome Reacts To IGP Idris' Transmission Video by omohlexy: 12:53am On May 19, 2018
Kingwizzy16:
You didn't read the piece did you??
the guys brain is under transmission
Politics › Re: Mike Ozekhome Reacts To IGP Idris' Transmission Video by omohlexy: 12:50am On May 19, 2018
vexing:
He wasn't supporting the IGP, read it again. Slowly this time.
yea slowly this time with a non transmitted brain
Celebrities › Re: BBNaija: MC Galaxy "Miracle, E-money Supported You But No Appreciation From You" by omohlexy: 10:28pm On May 13, 2018
Who is E money? Electronic money/internet fraudster spotted
Celebrities › Re: BBNaija: MC Galaxy "Miracle, E-money Supported You But No Appreciation From You" by omohlexy: 10:27pm On May 13, 2018
Who the hell is E money? Electronic money/internet fraudster spotted
Politics › Re: Calabar People Relocate "Governor Ayade Is Working" Signboards To Road Potholes by omohlexy: 10:35am On May 05, 2018
O boy keep quiet! If you were in calabar during Donald Duke you won't be vomiting this rubbish. Who you EPP?
Events › Re: Wakanda Forever: The New Viral Pose At Nigerian Wedding Receptions (photos) by omohlexy: 8:53pm On May 03, 2018
Sho! See these two dirty o. Them dey show themselves. Lubbers!
Politics › Re: Ezekwesili Reacts To Buhari, Trump’s Meeting by omohlexy: 1:29am On May 02, 2018
Both the woman and everyone that made a comment or two here are all saying rubbish. The only one making sense here is davido and chioma # assurance # go and work hard. Lazy Nigerian youths!
Romance › Re: A Married Woman I Encountered In Camp, Is In Love With Me by omohlexy: 1:43am On Apr 12, 2018
I don't know why married women are chasing single guys koboko these days. Na so one dey pursue me up and down. Hmmm if i vex rod am now with my koboko them go say i be bad boy. Imagine chasing a peaceful dude with an erect clit
Romance › Re: Please Help, I Have Not Been Sleeping Well, My Mind Is Not At Rest. by omohlexy: 12:31am On Apr 11, 2018
[quoDonstan 18 na cow I swear
Education › Re: Meet Dr. Timothy Aneke Who Ordered The Shaving Of Covenant University Students by omohlexy: 12:01am On Apr 08, 2018
[quote author=davidonwuka21 post=66518872][/quote]why will they cut the hair created by God,nourished to grow by God?How can you deface a symbol of glory and honour on the heads of men as defined by the scriptures?can this dude create a strand of hair?How low is his own hair? He should just proceed from shaving the hair on thier heads to shaving their pubic hair as well.Female pubic hair mostly and he just has to be the barber. Pls dont cut their clits ok?
Celebrities › Re: Bring Your Coffin: P'square Fight Video Details by omohlexy: 12:19am On Sep 27, 2017
[quote author=softwerk post=60858998]I pray they also break up with their wives so I can claim my dear Peter for myself cool

I learnt he has a BIG cassava :- i also learnt you have wide kitten. ode!
Celebrities › Re: Duncan Mighty Searches For Owner Of Wallet He Picked Filled With Pounds by omohlexy: 9:09pm On Sep 04, 2017
chronique:
Do what exactly? Lol.
this one na lesbian i swear! come and folake me girl! na waaaaa!!!
Education › Re: Edo University, Iyamho (EUI) Is For The Wealthy - VC (PHOTOS) by omohlexy: 1:56pm On Jul 24, 2017
Atigba:
Thunder fire oshomole

You borrowed millions of dollar, built university with the borrowed fund while you defund the existing state university Ekpoma.

You stand there and says the TAX payers that would liquidate the loan the school is not meant for them but the rich?
dont worry my friend. That university will later be used as a refugee camp when jungle mature. the blow blow don tight. well well . e go soon bust
Celebrities › Re: Temi Otedola Celebrates Mr Eazi On His 26th Birthday by omohlexy: 5:51am On Jul 20, 2017
youngin:
People will start with the 'Otedola stoop so low' comments now
All these Otedola daughters ugly sha
Romance › Re: Wife Attacks Husband's Side Chick, Strips Her Unclad. Photos by omohlexy: 1:25pm On Jul 19, 2017
Lalas247:
Another stupid woman
So after beaten her up how does this solve her husbands infidelity huh
The problem lies between her and her husband .. side chic just doing what they know best hoeing
e clear say you sef na side chick. would be my pleasure to see you unclad. hope say the bobby never fall like mount olympus?
Crime › Re: Kidnapper Evans: "Why I Didn't Operate In Yoruba States Apart From Lagos" by omohlexy: 2:31pm On Jun 27, 2017
Daddybright1986:
This guy is not professional at all...... See how he keeps running his mouths everyday, he have said including the one he didn't sef
i wonder why they said he is the most intelligent kidnapper. to me this guy is a dummy! billionaire kidnapper singing full album without a lawyer? the guy was just lucky not smart
Politics › Re: Ken Saro Wiwa Vs Nnamdi Kanu: Sarowiwa Was Intelligent - Gen. Akinrinade by omohlexy: 1:45am On Jun 27, 2017
Israeljones:
Things as irrelevant as Nnamdi Kanu should stop trending on this forum...
That guy has finally lost it... he left his cohorts in prison without even referencing them since he left prison but trying to seek relevance<how selfish>...
Nigerian government has played an even more intelligent role by releasing him to the public just to watch and see him go self destruct... and he is perfectly on the verge of it..


my fellow ipob walkers shall we begin
that guy lost relevance ever since the north gave them quit notice. i wan fight i wan fight now fight you dey look for who go hold you anu abi na kwanu
Family › Re: 5 Signs Your Husband Is Cheating On You by omohlexy: 1:32am On Jun 27, 2017
slawomir:
I don't see why a man should cheat
Sex is overrated. You climb a woman. Both of you start breathing excitedly. You tear off her dress, and bra. She start loosening your stupid belt. Hmm. Quickly you insert your Dickk inside her vagina Then you begin to do the up and down thrusting of your waist to give her deep penetration. She start moaning orgasimically
To penetrate her deeper you give her the advanced missionary style where you have to place her two legs on your shoulder and place a pillow beneath her ass. After a couple of minutes both of you start screaming and shaking like zombies because she is about to Squirt and you Are about to ejaculate.
Booooooom. The whole hot akamu is out. Your dickk and her pussyy is covered with her squirt and your sperm.
Then after that ejaculation both of you become weak. And instantly she becomes like a dead wood to you. No sexual urge. You have to wait for some minutes for Little sperm to be Restored in the epididemis of your pennies so that the urge will come back
Then when this finally happens you start all over again and call it round 2
That is how two of you imbecilic moronn will continue that same stupid process until it gets to round 5.
After exhausting your strength on Her body. She is now left to dress herself put on her bra, pant whereas you were the one who removed them before sex.
you will now be looking for banana, yoghurt and so on to replenish the lost vitamins, minerals and protein you just wasted on her body through sperm ejaculation .
What a show of shame
na because konji never hold you. you dont know the joy in fixing a rod into a ladies kpekus. expecially the one wey been dey form wetin i no know
Family › Re: 5 Signs Your Husband Is Cheating On You by omohlexy: 1:27am On Jun 27, 2017
kimbra:
How did you come to that conclusion?, these days in marriages men cheat more. Some act like something in their head has gone missing whenever they sight anything on skirts.

House girls, they would sleep with.
Secretary, they would sleep with.
Sales girls, they would sleep with and they have some they rented apartment for where they would always visit when the urge comes meanwhile, they have beautiful docile wives at home.

These set, the day their wives cheat they would want to bring down fire and brimstone.
www.clapback.com#guilty conscience
Celebrities › Re: Sharon Adeleke, Davido's Sister Gives Some Of Her Items To Sow Seed For Jesus by omohlexy: 10:50pm On Jun 26, 2017
David160:
Y Is she broadcasting?
maybe she wants to sow G wagon and Lambogini. but if na those clamydia and lice infested G strings she wan give out my hand no dey o!
Crime › Re: Fake Pastor Caught While Trying To Bury Pot Of Charm At Someone's Compound. PICS by omohlexy: 10:46pm On Jun 26, 2017
CplusJason:
If this tied he goat was successful, na better money e for chop.




God is alive, He never fails.
the person wey tie this guy can tie for Africa sha! wonderful

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