₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: Register • Login • With Google • Trending • Recent • New

Stats: 3,345,483 members, 8,517,768 topics. Date: Friday, 13 November 2026 at 02:41 AM

Toggle theme

Omohlexy's Posts

Nairaland Forum › Omohlexy's Profile › Omohlexy's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 (of 22 pages)

Celebrities › Re: Laura Ikeji: "US Hospitals Will Be Missing Nigerian Pregnant Women Right Now" by omohlexy: 11:16pm On Jun 12, 2019
ogbonti:
I go name street's for you, make u know say I be waffi.....and if I name 10, na thunda go faya your papa, faya your mama, if I name up to 20, na egbejugbele go keel everyone in your family grin

1..Bolokor.
2. Upper Erejuwa
3. Lower Erejuwa
4. Okere Road,
5. Robert Road
6. McIver Road
7. Bowen Avenue
8..Cemetery Road
9. Odion.Road
10. Iyara.Street.....

you want more ? I go givU

11. Sido street,
12. Ijaw street,
13. Urhobo Road
14. James Street
15. Ogedegbe Street
16. McDermott Road
17. Ginuwa
18. Deco Road
19.Okumagba Avenue
20. Ekpen Street....

You want more ?

21. Esisi Road
22. Ereku Street
23. Essi Lay Out
24. Ekurede Urhobo
25. Ekurede Itsekiri
26. Jakpa Rpad
27. Kosini.Street
28. Warri/ Sapele Road
29. Airport Road
30. Ogunu Road

JUST TO MENTION A FEW, NA OGUN go keel your papa. Keel your mama.... bastard child wey dey hate who dey America.... your fada! Den no born you well grin

U think na everybody dey lie like u, lol

As you don confam am now say I be waffi, na Ibirikimor go keel you, bastard child! grin
Google is you friend bro. Let's give thanks to Google. Ogun a gbue. Uwa sie egban!wannabe mugu
Celebrities › Re: Laura Ikeji: "US Hospitals Will Be Missing Nigerian Pregnant Women Right Now" by omohlexy: 10:36pm On Jun 12, 2019
ogbonti:
Chai, so you are a genius for your ability to trade insults on naira land? Hahahaha, you be real animal, when your mates they use their brains make millions, your own talent na to identify your online enemies so u can insult them grin

U see ya life? grin oritse, mo bie ooooo, lmao
I don really beat this guy as Ruiz beat Anthony Joshua. My guy no dey sleep again.. So you were thinking i will fall for you America America format? Next thing na to tell me to send account details for wire wire. Yoruba monkey forming waffi. Name streets for warri bros. You seriously need a job. Send your CV.
Celebrities › Re: Laura Ikeji: "US Hospitals Will Be Missing Nigerian Pregnant Women Right Now" by omohlexy: 1:00pm On Jun 12, 2019
ogbonti:
I must reply you, lmao....as a confirm warrI boy, I must treat your fvck up...

Guy, I be confam yankee, blue passport user, so go and die ... according to Osho baba grin


Hahahahahahha, my being in America PAIN this bastard so badly, I feel so goooood! hahahhahaaaaahaa, my belle ooo, my head oo. So being in America is a big deal to you. NEWSFLASH - I got my US citizenship almost 10 years. Na shit hole poverty go keel u grin
And he replied as predicted. Wow! I'm enjoying this. So easy to predict an olodo wannabe. He wakes up from his lice infested mattress looking forward to my replies. Dear lord, thank you for making a genius so I can predict a first class olodo
Celebrities › Re: Laura Ikeji: "US Hospitals Will Be Missing Nigerian Pregnant Women Right Now" by omohlexy: 10:41am On Jun 12, 2019
ogbonti:
Aww I just noticed something.... FOOD? hmmmm, I will never reply you again, you are not even worth my insult

Food ? Wtf ...... even the poorest of the poor without a job or a house to live can feed in America, as long as you are a citizen. YOU GET FOOD STAMPS AS AN AMERICAN!!!! grin For you to even think food is my problem, you are the worst heap of poo in the hole. It shows you are not exposed at all. America may not be heaven but some basic things cant happen to you here without you getting help unlike the poo hole you live in Nigeria, one of them is food.....Hmmmm, food is my problem? Damn it. Bye bye!
Boy stop lying.You ain't in America. You are in one mud house in ijebu ode. People wey dey Yankee no dey yarn. And for you to even think being in America is swag you must be a slave. Get a job bro.stop dreaming about where you will never step your village foot on in life. Besides that's not an achievement
Celebrities › Re: Laura Ikeji: "US Hospitals Will Be Missing Nigerian Pregnant Women Right Now" by omohlexy: 7:31pm On Jun 11, 2019
ogbonti:
Hahaha, are you trying to beg me me to stop inflicting sifia pains on you? Lmao.. grin boy go make money and stop hating success on nairaland... grin
I really caused you sifia pains I never meant to hurt your feelings. Pls accept my sympathy. Take your drugs,bath and eat. That's if you have food. Ode!
Celebrities › Re: Laura Ikeji: "US Hospitals Will Be Missing Nigerian Pregnant Women Right Now" by omohlexy: 3:30pm On Jun 11, 2019
[center][/center]
ogbonti:
If e pain me like you said, why are you trying so had to keep fooling yourself, you broke azz nigga....who thinks a million dollar is all the money in the world grin you dey fear one million dollars because of naira exchange rate to dollar, LMKMD grin poverty mentality!
grin and you keep replying with epistles. E painnnnnnn am!
Celebrities › Re: Laura Ikeji: "US Hospitals Will Be Missing Nigerian Pregnant Women Right Now" by omohlexy: 10:42am On Jun 11, 2019
ogbonti:
And Trump told you his aides or servants or employees, tweet for him? You are indeed an asshole. I am not just a Trump supporter. I was a key member of the Trump campaign in my City in 2016, and will be again soon for his re-election. Trump types his tweets with his hands and no none else does that for him, I CAN CONFIRM...Olodo Rabata! Even fake news CNN knows that. Idiot fellow. grin

But wait oooo, See this ass hole beefing me on nairaland because you want me to accept that I am poor and broke when God has delivered from poverty long ago.. are you for real?

If you are so poor and broke, why not kill yourself quietly so you can leave this world rather than try to force your poverty on faceless people you don't even know?

What is one million dollars to you? ?? Are you this naive? Or you are so church rat poor? Do u think I am a boy of 25? At my age, and having lived in America about 2 decades, do you honestly think I am so so proud of what I am worth today? No... Because I can do better... but I am grateful to God for it.... However, little boy grin I am not broke., and it is so hilarious... you can't just accept it that someone on nairaland is not a poor church rat like you... this is so.hilarious grin

Meeeeeen, see how u dey drag with me what I am and have when you dont have a fucking idea of my home equity, my business, my stocks, my bonds, my businesses, my assets, retirement etc, and you just conclude I can't be worth more than 1.5 million grin


LOLOLOLOL..... poverty is a bastard indeed! grin
hahaha! E pain am! Cry me a river,cry me a lagoon. Obviously from the way you respond you must be a juvenile deliquescent parasite sucking his mama's titties! Grow up wannabe
Celebrities › Re: Laura Ikeji: "US Hospitals Will Be Missing Nigerian Pregnant Women Right Now" by omohlexy: 6:15pm On Jun 10, 2019
ogbonti:
Yes bro, I guess Donald Trump is very poor and jobless to be sending a hand full of tweets everyday, some of which are longer than my response to you.... so rich people don't type long according to you

I never told you I am rich, I said comfortable, I guess if u ever have 4 million naira, you will tear down social media and proclaim yourself rich, I can read you like a book so easily by how you respond.

You are indeed very dull. What makes u think I don't enjoy reading stuff here and replying messages whenever I have a minute or two down time every other hour?

You are a very stupid boy..... lol grin
dull boy! Donald Trump doesn't type those tweets. His aides does. What do you know? Get a job e-rat. You have dollars indeed!
Celebrities › Re: Laura Ikeji: "US Hospitals Will Be Missing Nigerian Pregnant Women Right Now" by omohlexy: 4:00pm On Jun 10, 2019
ogbonti:
My brother, because you are broke and hungry does not mean I am.

FYI, I have held a job that payed me nothing less than $60,000 a year from 2006 to 2010

I had a downward spiral from 2011 to mid 2013

Since late 2013 to present, I have been earning nothing less than $80,000 a year from my regular job. I have a consultancy firm I run on the side here in America. I do a lot of shipment home. Dude, for the past 4 years I have not made less than $250 000 a year.

Yes, I may not have one million $ cash, but you surely don't know what's in my 401K and other retirement plans I am into, do you?

You sure don't know what my bond rating is, what my stock worth as of today, do you? Not every Nigerian is like Hush Puppy that get 20,000 $ today and go rent Lamborghini to impress on social media. Some naija big boys are here that I know who are worth $25 to $50 million and they a really so silent and behave normally, lol

I am not rich, but I am comfortable.

I am not competing with you or anyone here. You can have one billion dollars, you don't pay my bills, I don't pay yours, so what's the problem lol grin


You see when u don't have 50 dollars in your savings account, you try consoling yourself everyone is probably like u, naaaah, not true

I use to think that way when I was a young man.... people are balling hard and pray for God to show you the way

The race of life is not for the swiftest or fastest, it is the Lord that sheweth mercy.

Be blessed!Hmmm! This one is frustrated. You took time out to write all these mumbo jumbo? You are poor indeed! Rich guys don't type much. Where the time na? Get help ASAP. Stay blessed WANNABE
Celebrities › Re: Laura Ikeji: "US Hospitals Will Be Missing Nigerian Pregnant Women Right Now" by omohlexy: 6:39pm On Jun 09, 2019
ogbonti:
I don't have liquid one million dollars in my account but my assets are surely more than 1.5 mill $. If that is what you call broke, kudos!
small money. I'm on Forbes. Man of the year. Shebi na lie you wan lie? Oya let's go
Celebrities › Re: Laura Ikeji: "US Hospitals Will Be Missing Nigerian Pregnant Women Right Now" by omohlexy: 3:56pm On Jun 09, 2019
ogbonti:
Interesting

Please go thru Mexico, and come tell us your experience

If you are a woman, be prepared to be raped silly at least 100 times before you even make to the border, that's if you are not killed in the cross fire between the drug gangs.

If you are a man, be prepared to be robbed and brutally beaten silly, that's if you are not killed in the cross fire between the drug gangs before you even make it to the border.

But I won't discourage anyone, give it a try if you don't love your life enough to protect and preserve it
abeg you fear too much. That's why you are so broke.
Celebrities › Re: Laura Ikeji: "US Hospitals Will Be Missing Nigerian Pregnant Women Right Now" by omohlexy: 2:59am On Jun 09, 2019
If you want to go to America go to Mexico first. From there America is trekable. Na only tow gate separate them. grin
Politics › Re: British Court seized Abacha loot worth £211m by omohlexy: 6:47pm On Jun 04, 2019
Thieves! They want a share from the money. This is the second time oyinbo is stealing from us. First they came to my Home Benin to steal artifacts now our polithiefcians took our money to them and they stole it again.Ogun! Please visit oyimbo. Iseeeeee!
Crime › Re: Ezekiel Mayowa Suicide: Girlfriend Of Jilted LASPOTECH Student Speaks (Pics) by omohlexy: 8:47am On Jun 02, 2019
Bbbwings:
Wey d fideo
its on facebook. Check his profile
Crime › Re: Ezekiel Mayowa Suicide: Girlfriend Of Jilted LASPOTECH Student Speaks (Pics) by omohlexy: 8:45am On Jun 02, 2019
marleymalibu:
is d video days before the suicide or moments?
He was holding the sniper in tears and it all looked like the last words of a dying man. It was really sad.
Crime › Re: Ezekiel Mayowa Suicide: Girlfriend Of Jilted LASPOTECH Student Speaks (Pics) by omohlexy: 8:39pm On Jun 01, 2019
If you watched the video the guy made before the said suicide,you will observe the guy was videotaped. You can't make a video of yourself with all those gestures and there will be no distortions. There were even zooms and angular coverage. This girl should be properly investigated. My question is who videotaped this guy?
Health › Re: Sex With Prostitute: My HIV/AIDS Test And Result Experience by omohlexy: 11:43pm On May 22, 2019
OgbanjeProphet:
I love what God is doing in Africa with HIV. All of them witches wey dey suck blood anyhow go soon learn to drink only water and herbs. Even spirit husbands and spirit wives go fear soon.
grin bro you won't make heaven
Crime › Re: EFCC Arrests 22 Suspected Internet Fraudsters In Delta State by omohlexy: 10:56pm On May 17, 2019
Yahoo boys and this slippers and funny pull overs sef. Yeye dey smell ask kobo marley
Celebrities › Re: Naira Marley, Zlatan Ibile Are Still Undergoing Intense Grilling In EFCC Custody by omohlexy: 1:25am On May 12, 2019
But why do all yahoo boys like wearing this slippers and funny pullovers,colour riot attires and cheap boxers and yet fluant big cars? Hmmm must be a very untidy and disorganised profession
Romance › Re: My Experience With A Married Woman. by omohlexy: 11:54pm On May 11, 2019
luminouz:
*sighs*
What am I to do with youhuh

Now...go to the kitchen and make akamu for me...right NOW!! undecided
This bros have been looking for way to toast since. Guys sef!
Education › Re: APC UK Mocks Corpers Who Don't Know Meaning Of 'CCTV' & 'vertebrae' (video) by omohlexy: 8:06pm On Mar 25, 2019
Abeg who English EPP? Na dem go class na we get class
Celebrities › Re: Tekno Shares Cute Photo Of His Daughter by omohlexy: 10:44am On Mar 25, 2019
Kingbones:
Gbenudake jare angry

At least we ain't living under the bridge unlike you guys


Yeye dey smell angryi know your type. Those guys that carry all their belongings in a knapsack who bathe in paid public bathroom and poo by the water side after a rough night in an abandoned danfo. Don't worry things will get better OK? Buhari is here to save.




Quote me again at your own downfall undecided
Celebrities › Re: Tekno Shares Cute Photo Of His Daughter by omohlexy: 12:48am On Mar 25, 2019
Kingbones:
Snap your room ..let us see nah undecided






Yeye dey smell
just imagine this squatter I. If we check now you parents used curtain to divide their one room to carve out an inner chamber. Tekno booty licker
Celebrities › Re: Tekno Shares Cute Photo Of His Daughter by omohlexy: 5:18pm On Mar 24, 2019
masseratti:
that's a start, I hope your ministry grows very well, since you have time to observe someone's room,the situation I found myself in is a paradise for you if you can ever attain it, I wish you best of luck.
now you are so pained. Lol
Celebrities › Re: Tekno Shares Cute Photo Of His Daughter by omohlexy: 5:17pm On Mar 24, 2019
stanliwise:
Oversabi, oya bring your sister forward angry
rama rama yada yada! Your own don finish! Okpari
Celebrities › Re: Tekno Shares Cute Photo Of His Daughter by omohlexy: 5:12pm On Mar 24, 2019
Rosarie:
cap cover your sense
lazy girl spotted. Fake events manager. Lifted pix. Awon dirty girl
Celebrities › Re: Tekno Shares Cute Photo Of His Daughter by omohlexy: 4:47pm On Mar 24, 2019
masseratti:
you better start looking for a JOB.
My job is to pray for you that you get rescued from a deplorable and a decadent situation you have found your self in.don't worry help will come to you.let me pray for you: shama Rama sin duh lala
Celebrities › Re: Tekno Shares Cute Photo Of His Daughter by omohlexy: 4:42pm On Mar 24, 2019
reeblaze:
irrelevant
why am I not surprised? Ain't thus that dude the gat Noddles for brain? I will put you in prayers. Shalom Rama Rama sin du
Celebrities › Re: Tekno Shares Cute Photo Of His Daughter by omohlexy: 4:13pm On Mar 24, 2019
Tekno why is your house scattered like this? Your baby mama must be very lazy. You better start looking for a real wife.
Crime › Re: Lesson Teacher Defiles 13-Year-Old Student In Lagos, Says She Seduced Him by omohlexy: 1:41am On Mar 24, 2019
Munroe lured her the first time,raped her, threatened her,then again, Munroe lured her the second time.Munroe then stupidly failed to lure her the third time and she went to report then her parents and police gave her a script. That is how I see this matter o
Celebrities › Re: I Have No Business With The Illuminati - Okey Bakassi by omohlexy: 11:49am On Mar 22, 2019
I just spotted a Dick,Tom and Harry. Yeye boy forming Illuminati

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 (of 22 pages)