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Romance / Re: I Just Discovered My Husband Has Been Cheating Since We Got Married by omolasho: 11:13am On Feb 01
Give me that man's account number, I need urgently need to send him 50k. Whaoh, he is a real man!
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is On Her 8th Abortion. I Feel Bad About It. by omolasho: 11:46pm On Jan 25
Oh! God of mercy I need a virgin to marry and not a damaged woman from this man. 8 abortions, what a wicked world!
Romance / Re: I Just Confirmed That Benue Girls Like Sex So Much by omolasho: 1:20pm On Jan 22
SHIVA001:
Any girl that likes sex too much will cheat on you without pity. She go knack that your friend that knows how to bleep pass you. Dey play. They can't give you peace of mind.

You are right bro, the Benue girl I had. So good at sex, Bleep my colleague. The heart break was terrible on me. I don't want to have anything to do with girls from that state.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran Irgc Intelligence Chief In Syria, Deputy Killed In Israeli Strike. by omolasho: 10:28am On Jan 21
What a kill! Congratulations to Israel

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Foreign Affairs / Re: 5 Dead In Israel Strike On Syria Targeting 'iran-aligned Leaders' (photos) by omolasho: 10:25am On Jan 21
A wise nation will avoid having Israel as an enemy.
Romance / Re: I Am Confused In Choosing A Wife Partner by omolasho: 7:44pm On Jan 04
That one you don't like ifeoma abi? She is your wife, she will give you peace of mind, she will give you pure offsprings. Ifeoma Ifeoma Ifeoma!!!

Stay away from Judith if you like your future!
Romance / Re: I'm Dying Slowly Because Of Cohabitation by omolasho: 7:00pm On Jan 04
What's wrong with you? You can't even endure a small price to pay for your sin. Give yourself rest of mind joor. If you die today the girl will live to adulthood. Ignore them and focus on yourself, make your heart steel. It will take some few years, they will look for you.
I don't want to share details, I have been there before and in the end nko, she bow to me after three years. Chase away weakness from your mind, let your heart be as strong as steel!

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Romance / Re: Reply: I'm Dying Slowly Because Of Cohabitation by omolasho: 6:45pm On Jan 04
Oga give yourself rest of mind, if you die today that girl will still grow to be whom she is destined. Continue to send stipend to the grandmother and act as if they don't exist. Time shall bring your daughter to your door step. It's such a small price to pay for your sin, thank God you are alive.

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Romance / Re: PornHub Releases Top 20 Countries Viewers In 2023 by omolasho: 6:34pm On Jan 04
May we miss it forever in Jesus name.

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Romance / Re: Is this Enough Reason to Break up with him? by omolasho: 10:00am On Dec 30, 2023
He could be a chronic gambler
Romance / Re: Please Help: My Girl Has Messed Up My Head. by omolasho: 2:53pm On Dec 26, 2023
Eeeho, this pikin is about to kill himself.
Romance / Re: How Do I Peacefully End My Relationship With My Gf by omolasho: 2:43pm On Dec 26, 2023
Bro stop it o. It's marriage o. When she starts dealing with you after marriage she won't remember you married her out of pity. Except you deflowered her, never be apologetic.
Romance / Re: Can You Marry An Ex Hook Up Girl If She Changed? by omolasho: 12:48pm On Dec 23, 2023
Change like APC, dey play undecided
Romance / Re: He Want To Marry A Mother Of Four As A Single Man by omolasho: 1:08am On Dec 17, 2023
Mumu dem don suck this one prick him brain commot abeg make una hold am o

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Celebrities / Re: Portable & Pasuma Shutdown Celestial Church As They Rain Money After Performance by omolasho: 1:05am On Dec 17, 2023
CHURCH OF SATAN
Romance / Re: Avoid A Narcissist At All Cost, My Experience. A Must Read. by omolasho: 2:52pm On Dec 16, 2023
You forgot to add:
1. Excessive Flattering; they do this mostly through texting. "I am the luckiest girl to have you", "you a manifestation of God's grace in my life", "my King", "Ifemi", "I can't wait to be called Mrs ..." The list is endless

2. Pathological lies; she will fabric lies you would find more convincing than the holy book. You would hardly have any reason to doubt her.

3. Tears as a weapon; she would cry you into making illogical compromises for her. Like commitment, your time, your money, hating her ex's.

4. Playing the victim; they tell you how everyone had treated them bad; their father, mother, brother, exes. This in combination with their tears would almost make you to kill for them.

5. Laziness and entitlement; she thinks she is pretty and her boyfriend should pay all her bills.

6. Sex as a weapon; she refines her art of sex, it one of the potent weapons in her arsenal.
Lemme stop here. See I no read am for books o. I suffered for years in her hand before I japa.

Take a bonus; most of them are possessed with witchcraft and pretty.
Romance / Re: What Can I Do About This by omolasho: 2:13pm On Dec 16, 2023
Weere Nollywood dey deceive this one. Women generally love it when boy/girls run errands. So don't assume anything special. You are already showing symptoms of lack of focus. Focus boy!!
Crime / Re: Family Rejects Old Naira Notes As Bride Price In Niger State by omolasho: 7:50pm On Feb 03, 2023
I hope the Bride is a virgin. Because i wonder what rightful thinking parent would accept bride price for hoe daughter!
Romance / Re: Some Men Will Never Knack Their Wives The Number Of Times Her Ex Knacked Her by omolasho: 6:07pm On Jan 25, 2023
Ikennaford:
There was a girl I had sex with like 50 times in a week for over 2 year's, I Swear, ain't proud of it, but what op said is true, no man can fucckk her the way I did or how many times we did it,,,,

Chai cold catch me o!
Romance / Re: I'm Really Tired Off My Girlfriend by omolasho: 11:15am On Jan 18, 2023
I wonder why inept post like this makes it to the front page.



Seun you need to get someone fired.

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Family / Re: I Am Depressed by omolasho: 8:28am On Jan 14, 2023
Your mind is exaggerating your situation right now. It's no big deal as it seems. This scenario plays out for millions of couples everyday and you are not as worse as you think.

Don't chase her,that's the last thing you want to do right now. Because if you do, you loose your aura and will push her farthest. What's you guys need now is space to reflect and rekindle affection in your home.

One major experience I have with a woman who leaves and she is begged to come back is that she would leave, and leave and leave and leave.... you again and you shall continue to beg her to stay.
Romance / Re: My Roommate Is Sexually Abusing A 14 Year Old Girl. by omolasho: 3:55pm On Jan 13, 2023
Ogbeni rescue yourself first by relocating from that potentially deadly house; cult war and adoption, pedophile and rape count charges. If the silly girl is not enjoying it, she knows the way to her parents house.

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Romance / Re: She Said I Shouldn't Use Condom If I Lover Her. by omolasho: 10:20am On Jan 13, 2023
I have carried a lady before and was having sex with her ...what she was timing is how to use her nails to burst the condom

I had to catch her and she apologized saying she doesn't enjoy sex without condoms

My dick fall back to normal...and she left only for me to hear later that she is pregnant


There are two ways to learn hard life lessons;
1. Others experience.
2. You own experience.
Crime / Re: I Spent N60m On Ummukulsum – Chinese Man Who Killed His Lover Tells Kano Court by omolasho: 4:41am On Jan 13, 2023
Sweetplum:

grin
Like I said before, there's no amount that's too big to spend on a woman. Real men spend and they don't calculate. Only talakanaires carry calculator they do account for their babe


For all these non-virgins, semen-depot and dick farms? What a simp!
Crime / Re: I Spent N60m On Ummukulsum – Chinese Man Who Killed His Lover Tells Kano Court by omolasho: 4:37am On Jan 13, 2023
What crap are you guys saying for goodness sake! If 95% of what that chinko guy is saying is true, I swear that girl of a bitch got what she well deserved.
Phones / Re: Why Don’t Nigerians Keep Their Phones In Their Pockets? by omolasho: 4:20am On Jan 13, 2023
Because it's called "handset" and not pocket set.
Romance / Re: Beating Up My Girlfriend Is The Last Thing I Would Do!!! by omolasho: 3:43am On Jan 13, 2023
You never jam some vaulence Naija girls. One in those days, during a very minor argument would literally try to strangle me by locking up my shirt collar just for me to land her dirt slap and then have make up sex.

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Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Is Short And It Disturbs Me by omolasho: 3:29am On Jan 13, 2023
This is the first time I'm dating a guy this short (same height with me)

Girls that date short guys, how do you cope?


It's like all the men in Nigeria are short - Shebi na jeje we dey wey ur mama dey look for we trouble abi!
Romance / Re: Should I Talk To My Neighbour About My Girlfriend by omolasho: 3:22am On Jan 13, 2023
Please confirm your curiosity, e get why o!
Crime / Re: I Spent N60m On Ummukulsum – Chinese Man Who Killed His Lover Tells Kano Court by omolasho: 6:32pm On Jan 12, 2023
Can you imagine Nigerian girl!
Romance / Re: What Can Slowly End A Relationship? by omolasho: 9:10am On Jan 12, 2023
Am always very cautious never to put myself in that dude state.

Once I make my interest known and you take it coldly, I give a very little time and if no change, I just cut her ass off!

1. I believe I can never have have all the girls I want.
2. When she snubs me , she licks another guy's semen.

Simp dudes will keep chasing and loose all honour and respect like the dude she just talked about. Pathetic!!!

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