Your definition of "green light"

This thread hasn't made frontage since July, and I saw a similar thread of the female version made frontage last week. Hope nairaland is not what I'm thinking.
Lalasticlala... Pls do the needful, before I create an orubebe scene here.

I think the NPF needs to be scraped. People who should protecting lives, always found destroying lives. Or are they on a mission of depopulating this over-crowded nation?

Let him come out in the open and say this on national tv; then will I take him serious.

I ddnt read it. Just want to be the FTC.

Sommyangel:
Sowie please what is sperm.. Heard it's a body Cream

Yea. Body cream that kills body diseases; e.g pimples

Nice one. Thanks for sharing. What about eating too much sugary items? I learnt they also affect sperm production.

Iamsynord:
Wetin Omisore picture dey do 4 there

He is the Abobaku

I hope they extend it to Monday morning.

STENON:
I'm also a fresh Graduate of Physics and Education.

I'm also considering Medical Physics as an option. Currently serving, and will do my M.Sc program immediately after NYSC. Geophysics or Medical physics are my options. Which schools offer the course @M.Sc level, and what are the job prospects of a medical physicist?

Oga o...

jaykaylegend:
When yu ar about to download the picture,go to the rename bar before saving and add .jpeg to the end of the picture
For example if the name of the picture is 925gshTsjfj_dt568whd then yu download it like this:925gshTsjfj_dt568whd.jpeg

Thanks broda. It worked.

Thanks all. I really appreciate.

It's not like I'm new on this site. I've been here for sometime. The thing is, everytime I see a funny, inspiring or nice picture on Nairaland, I do save them on my phone. But I've never been able to view those pictures on my phone (offline). When I click on them in my picture library, it tells me the pictures cannot be displayed. I even tried using my laptop, but it's still the same story. Is there a form of protection or law that doesn't allow downloading of pictures from this site, or am I not getting the mode of saving pictures here? Someone please help!

WORDS FROM A FATHER TO HIS SON ABOUT MARRIAGE
1. My son, if you keep spending on a woman and she never asked you if you’re saving or investing, and she keeps enjoying the attention, don’t marry her.
2. My son, a woman could be a good wife to you, some could be a good mother to your children but if you’ve found a woman like a mother to you, your children and your family, please don’t let her go.
3. My son, don’t confine the position of your wife to the kitchen, where did you get that from? Even in our days, we had farm-lands where they worked every morning . . . that was our office.
4. My son, if I tell you that you’re the head of the house, don’t look at your pocket; look if you will see a smile on your wife’s face.
5. My son, if you want to have a long life, let your wife be in- charge of your salary, it will be difficult for her to spend it when she’s aware of the home needs and bills to pay but if it’s in your care, she will keep you asking even when all has been spent.
6. My son, don’t ever beat your woman, the pain in her body is nothing to be compared to the wound on her heart and that means you may be in trouble living with a wounded woman.
7. My son, now that you’re married, if you live a bachelor kind of life with your wife, you will soon be single again.
8. My son, in our days, we had many wives and many children because of our large farm-lands and many harvests, there are hardly any land for farming anymore, so embrace your woman closely. 9. My son, under the cocoa tree that I did meet your mother could be your eateries and restaurants of nowadays, but remember, the closet thing we did there was to embrace each other. 10. My son, don’t be carried away when you start making more money, instead of spending on those tiny legs that never knew how hard you worked to get it, spend it on that woman that stood by you all along. 11. My son, when I threw little stones or whistled at the window of your mother father’s house, to call her out, it was not for sex, it was because I missed her so much. 12. My son, remember, when you say your wife has changed, there could be something you’ve stopped doing too. 13. My son, your mother, Asake rode the bicycle with me before I bought that tortoise car outside there, any woman that won’t endure with you in your little beginning should not enjoy your riches. 14. My son, don’t compare your wife to any woman, there are ways she’s enduring you too and has she ever compared you to any man? 15. My son, there is this thing you people call feminism, well, if a woman claim to have equal right with you in the house, divide all the bills into two equal parts, take one part and ask her to start paying the other part. 16. My son, I met your mother a virgin and I took more yams to her father, if you don’t meet your wife a virgin, don’t blame her, what I didn’t tell you is that our women had prestige. 17. My son, I didn’t send your sisters to school because I was foolish like many to think a female child won’t extend my family name, please don’t make that mistake, the kind of female achievers I see nowadays has made the male-gender an ordinary tag. 18. My son, your mother have once locked up the cloth I was wearing and almost tore it because she was angry, I did not raise my hand to beat her because of a day like this, so that I can be proud to tell you that I never for once beat your mother. 19. My son, in our days, our women had more of natural beauty, though I wouldn’t lie to you, some had minor painting of their appellation mostly on their arms, the ones you people now call tattoo, but don’t forget that they didn’t expose any part of their body like your women of nowadays. 20. My son, your mother and I are not interested in what happens in your marriage, try to handle issues without always coming to us. 21. My son, remember I bought your mother’s first sewing machine for her, help your wife achieve her dreams just as you’re pursuing yours. 22. My son, don’t stop taking care of me and your mother, it’s a secret of growing old and having children to take care of you too. 23. My son, pray with your family, there is a tomorrow you don’t know, talk to God that knows everything, everyday.

babs01:

whatsapp group dey

gimme ur numba agn,so i cn add u,thn u add me 2 d group

ladyteska:
haha yea tnx

U r welcome. Do u wnt it to hit FP??

A team that can be best regarded as a bunch of failure. After the game against Sweden, the girls and coaches were jubilating and celebrating a point, as if they had just won the cup. With the kind of chances we had that day, plus giving Sweden two cheap goals (courtesy of our defenders n gk), we should have left the field like we've just lost a football final match. Then back to the dressing room to re-strategize. But we went into the Australia game with our heads high, like we are going to go in thr and crush them, but we ended up being crushed and now we are back to zero point. I think it's high time we stopped using this local coaches for senior international competitions. These coaches know nothing. (D guy even resemble Mr Ibu sef, very annoying). It's very simple, get the vital 3points in your first game against Sweden, and hope for one more point @least, in your last two games. Imagine Sweden played draw in all their 3 games. If we had beaten them, we would have qualified as one of the best third placed teams. It's a pity we are coming back home. Group of death or not, we are the african champions. We should have gone there to prove a point, but our performance is nothing to write home about. Just like the U-20 WC, these cooaches have failed us again.

ladyteska:
yes I am

No wonder you know so much about them. Did you get my pm?
( You suppose thank me cos na me resurrect this your thread, see as comments don full ground)

Are you a student of BSU?

ideylaff:


Eaten the meal or eaten the lady LOL

with the guys cell number on display..... I bet you the guys sim in already in River Thames..... ro people gp whatsapp am tire ooooo

I'm telling you...lol

Funny

Atiku is planning his way to Aso villa come 2019; but it will shock him that Bukola Saraki is smarter than him. Shey na Bukola no wan become president?? He will definitely put him where he belongs soon.

Funny. That girl should watch her back. But y d tyn pain her dat much? That guy must have eaten so much.

Omotayor123:
..hi

goodmorning. Hope you are good. Do you care for a private chat?

Omotayor123:
Chai

hi namesake