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WebmastersRe: Webmasters Introduce Yourself. by omotayokay: 3:14am On Jun 11, 2013
My name is Omotayo Charles, a cool easy going dude. I own a social netork @ www.rosyside.com. Feel free to contact me on omotayocharles[@}ymail.com in case you need to get across to me!
Thanks!
WebmastersMost Popular Social Networking Sites by omotayokay(op): 12:21am On Jun 11, 2013
SO here is the list of the most popular social networks of the world:

1. Facebook - 1
2.Twitter- 8
3.Google PLUS - Dnt Know!
4.LinkedIn - 112
5. Tumblr - 32
6. Vkontakte - 38
7. Flickr - 131
8. deviantART -
9. Stumbleupon - 148
10. Myspace - 161

Source: http://rosyside.com/pt/List-Of-the-most-popular-social-networking-sites.6-10-2013/blog.htm
WebmastersRe: Show Off Your Best Work. by omotayokay: 9:40am On Jun 10, 2013
my only web project is my social network at www.rosyside.com i believe my next will be better!
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do You Go To Church? by omotayokay: 5:05pm On Jun 09, 2013
You ultimate goal in life is to serve the Lord your God and attending sunday service is one of such time to connect with HIM! Remember, where two or more are gathered in HIS name, HE is among them!
Shalom!
Jokes EtcPresident Bush And Rumsfeld by omotayokay(op): 12:19pm On Jun 07, 2013
President Bush and Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Rumsfeld sitting over there?"
The barman says, "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor! What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning WW III."
And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims this time and one blonde with big tits."
The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?"
Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says, "See, I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Muslims".

Ha ha...
More Jokes here >> www.rosyside.com/group/itsajoke/
BusinessSaving Money For The Rainy Days by omotayokay(op): 11:42am On Jun 07, 2013
SAVING MONEY FOR THE RAINY DAYS
1. Set a savings goal
2. Break it down
3. Pay it forward
4. Let Your Boss do it
5. Let you bank do it
6. Let your investment do it
7. Keep the broken cup change
More comprehensive guide here>> http://www.rosyside.com/pt/SAVING-MONEY-FOR-THE-RAINY-DAYS.6-7-2013/blog.htm
Check it out to prosper you life

FamilyHow Well Do You Know Your Child?? by omotayokay(op): 11:15pm On Jun 06, 2013
How well do you know your child? Would you say know the following your kid's:

Favorite food?
Closest friend?
Favorite class?
Goal in life?
Secret fears?
Most recent stupid move?
Latest crush?
Favorite teacher, and why?
Most frustrating subject?
Most embarrassing moment?
Favorite outfit?
Most chosen hangout spot??
Recurring dream?
A comprehensive write to help you know your teenager here>> http://www.rosyside.com/pt/Teen-Twists---Know-Your-Teenager.6-6-2013/blog.htm
Jokes EtcJoke Of Today by omotayokay(op): 3:37am On Jun 05, 2013
This company hires a new guy and he's supposed to start work on a Monday, but instead of showing up he calls his boss and says, "I'm sick." His boss tells him not to worry and lets him have the day off. The guy then shows up at work on Tuesday morning and works throughout the week, greatly impressing everyone with his diligence and ability.
The next Monday he once again calls his boss and says, "I'm sick." The boss reluctantly excuses him again, but takes note that this is the second Monday in a row that he hasn't been in. Once again the man shows up on Tuesday morning and works furiously throughout the week.
The following Monday he calls his boss again and says, "I'm sick." His boss excuses him, but decides to castigate the man on Tuesday. Tuesday comes and as soon as the guy shows up, his boss calls him into his office. "What's happening?" asks the boss. "I can see you're a hard worker, but you've only been here three weeks and you've called in sick every Monday." The bloke replies, "Well, my sister is in a bad marriage and I go over to console her every Monday morning before work. One thing leads to another and we end up having sex all day long." "Your sister!" says the boss, "That's disgusting!" The man replies, "I told you I was sick."
http://www.rosyside.com/pt/Monday-Mornings-JOKE.6-4-2013/blog.htm
Thanks!
Webmasters40 Quick Ways To Increase Your Blog Traffic by omotayokay(op): 3:32am On Jun 05, 2013
Properly, you are usually in for a goody, then! In this article, I gives you not one particular, nor a pair of but 40 solutions to bring traffic for your site.

Notice: It seriously isn't possible to execute all the strategy described down below. I indicate that you select those strategies which go well with you essentially the most.
Full Tips Here >>> http://www.rosyside.com/pt/40-Quick-Ways-to-Increase-Your-Blog-Traffic.6-4-2013/blog.htm

Thanks!
CrimeRe: Two Nigerians Arrested For Hacking Ghana Armed Forces Mails by omotayokay: 3:58pm On Dec 14, 2012
Hmm brainwork...but beta luck next time
BusinessRe: Your Top Five Motivational Books For Entrepreneurs by omotayokay: 9:59pm On Nov 25, 2012
virtuoso01: You are very right about the 10 percent principle in this book.


But the book also contains more powerful principles than just this one.
Yes! Like meeting the gooddess of goodluck, investing wisely, hardworking,..etc! Really, the wisdom in the book endures.
Christianity EtcRe: Is Money Ritual A Myth Or True? by omotayokay: 11:46pm On Nov 06, 2012
[quote author=kene_slow]Here is a challenge I posted about 6 months ago on Nairaland. I am very open minded and when something does not make sense to me, I ask questions to try and understand.

We live in a world that works 99% on logic, so I try to model most things I do along those lines. That being said, here goes. Feel free to replace bullet proof jazz with any jazz of your choice :-) :

The same way wey Seun dey post programming challenge, my own today na Jazz challenge .

Our 'company' is looking to test this African "bullet proof" jazz. We visit Nigeria
about three times a year. The rules are simple: you wear your bullet proof jazz and
we get to pepper you with shots from handguns and rifles of our choice; no explosives.

After 5 minutes we will cease all fire and if you are still alive you get a grand
sum of N25 million and also a life-time contract working with our 'company' to fully
develop "jazz bullet proof". You will be payed N50 million per year.

You must sign our release form; one of the clauses is if you die from this experiment,
we the 'company' bear zero liability.

Oya I dey wait, and make una no tell me say na your friend papa grandfather sabi do am or
u no fit reveal the secret. Carry come
[/quote]ha ha, u funny gan oh!
Go and challenge O B J ..
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2012/2013 Admission Continua by omotayokay: 3:22pm On Nov 06, 2012
Hey guyz, wad up? Concerning accommodation, is the hostel compulsory for freshers?
ProgrammingRe: Help A Frustrated Programmer With Power Problem by omotayokay: 4:24pm On Oct 29, 2012
all4naija: I don't think it worth the effort. After spending money to by batteries he will again spend money to charge them, waste some time and energy to get there waiting for them to fully charge. You like stress man!

Why not take the easy way out by buying portable solar charger for laptops?!
Dont you fuel ur generators after buying it....
lol, you and ur solar charger! Ok, how much is it and how does it work?
ProgrammingRe: Help A Frustrated Programmer With Power Problem by omotayokay: 4:11pm On Oct 29, 2012
all4naija: How did you know the centers are available in his area? You expected him to incur more expenses from transporting down to charging centers and pay for charging as well. Maybe after doing that for three months he would have know how frustrating it is. Please, prescribe something reasonable not this very unwelcoming idea.
is he living in a farm that there wont be chargin centres around?
Hw much is #50 daily that he wont be able to afford daily....to charge a battery that lasts 10hrs at that.
I prefer the INEC battery to any other alternatives
Jokes EtcDear God........ by omotayokay(op): 1:34am On Oct 24, 2012
Dear God
How can
MTN
AIRTEL
PHCN
PDP
OBJ
GEJ
IBB
TINUBU
NFF
NPF
DANA AIR
DAVID MARK.
BUHARI
SANUSI, FLOOD
KIDNAPPING
ROBBERS
BOKO HARAM
ALUU
Be in 1 country? Abeg export some abroad..
there is love in Sharing
Abi no be so?.. Make 9JA 4 move 4ward. Good morning pals.

www.rosyside.com/group/itsajoke/
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2012/2013 Admission Continua by omotayokay: 12:28pm On Oct 17, 2012
Lilly001: no stress ursef insyd UI ooo..if ur documents are ready, u no get problem ooo.. me no understand d questions wey dis guy dey talk say dem dey ask oooo...During my own, no questions oo..me just dey joke with d officers...
keep cool dudes
u fit hala me on 07068775503, if u get any prob oo
pls...how long does it take for one to be cleared?
Jokes EtcNaija Wey Dey........! by omotayokay(op): 12:50pm On Oct 16, 2012
#Nigeria A place Where Girls loose their
virginity to Blackberry. . now"porsche" is
out!!!
No Patience!!! why?
#Nigeria A place Where we go to shoprite,
buy a bottle of coke and spend 30mins.
snapping
wit champagne bottles
#Nigeria A place Where PHCN Office use
Generator
#Nigeria A place Where someone would mistakenly hit you in a crowd and the
next
thing is for you to check ur"manhood" if it's
still
there!
#Nigeria A place Where We Don't Dodge Potholes We Just Choose Which To Enter
#Nigeria A place Where u see a mother
chasin
a stubborn child on d street wit slippers
in
hand raised high to beat him while running
after him
#Nigeria A place where We can recharge
N200
and win an airplane
#Nigeria A place Where Bottled water is a sign of wealth
#Nigeria A place Where you meet
someone at
the atm machine and ask if its paying
#Nigeria A place Where Map no dey work.
If u follow any Map 4 9ja, na him bsay some pple never
sell dat Land b dat.
#Nigeria A place Where Gaining Admission Is a
Testimony even though dia is no hope of getting a good job
#Nigeria A place Where Musicians Are
More Than The Fans #Nigeria A place Where you see more
than five churches in a street or two different
churches in d same building.#Nigeria,a place where jungle justice is a legality.We can make this nation a better place. Their
is still a bright future for nigeria. No Giving Up. GOOD PEOPLE,
GREAT NATION!!!
Cheers!

www.rosyside.com/group/itsajoke/
FamilyRe: Male Child Versus Female Child,which Is Difficult To Raise? by omotayokay: 8:48am On Oct 16, 2012
tchidi: Financially, Girls are cheaper to train than boys... My Mum said the money she used to train My Bro alone, is more than what she used to train I and my Sis in d Uni! undecided
Trust me shes kiddin you! Just wat someone said, gals r easily manipulated......
Beauty tinz alone na catastrophe!
FamilyRe: Male Child Versus Female Child,which Is Difficult To Raise? by omotayokay: 8:44am On Oct 16, 2012
meggieblac: I take it most posters have not seen a truely bad son. From my personal experiences, i shiver at the taught of raising a troublesome son. D fact is that guys get 'mind' pass girls and are more prone 2 taking hard drugs, joining bad associations that lead them to commit such attrocities that you'll b shocked if you knew. Raising a son even with the best efforts is so difficult, you need prayers. My family has been passing through hell over the years because of this. Without sentiments, i'll take a 'slut' daughter, terrible as it sounds than a killer/cultist/druggie/robber or whatever son.
the probability of a boy turnin rascals is lower compared to girl turnin sluts.
Like someone said, a godly home and money answers all for boy but likely not for their girl couterpart
PoliticsRe: Gunmen Assassinate Traditional Ruler In Enugu by omotayokay: 5:23pm On Oct 10, 2012
A whole IGWE, killed just like that? What happened to the jarzz na?! Na the thing sure pass oh to live successful in dis bloody country!
FashionRe: Girls, Why Do You Apply Make-Up? by omotayokay: 3:18pm On Oct 10, 2012
slimyem: yeah yeah...
Go mop ocean if e dey scratch u for bodi...
hmm wahala dey oh!
FashionRe: Girls, Why Do You Apply Make-Up? by omotayokay: 3:01pm On Oct 10, 2012
Idowuogbo: U dey mind all dis wannabe popes? Angels sef dey wear mascara( d ones i see in my dream o).Nonsense! angry
ha ha ha....dis person must be a comedian oh! Angel dey wear MASCARA
PoliticsRe: German Hospital Denies Discharging Patience Jonathan by omotayokay: 10:34pm On Oct 07, 2012
[quote author=Okiki_Oluwa]What's really going on with Dame Patience Jonathan? What's the nature of her illness? From the past news I v read on this site, she dey suffer from Parkinson, Ructured Appendix, Stomach Ulcer & Food Poisoning. Which one should Nigerians believe?[/quote]why do you wanna know whats REALLY goin' on with her? Are you a medical doctor?
They told you shes sick and receiving treatment you are here asking the nature of her sickness...GOD already knw the nature of her sickness, just pray He heals her soon, k?!
C'est Fini!
CrimeRe: 3 Students Burnt To Death In Uniport by omotayokay: 3:28am On Oct 06, 2012
[size=20pt]*with tears laddened eyes* YAY!!!!!!!!!! IKULE OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!![/size]
FamilyRe: Three Of 10 Men Are Not Fathers Of Their ‘kids’, Says DNA Expert by omotayokay: 11:30pm On Sep 30, 2012
swoosh: where can u have DNA done in Lagoshuh
you said it nd you were laffin
RomanceRe: How Is My (future) Wife Doing Right Now? by omotayokay: 10:57pm On Sep 30, 2012
Sarah a: most times I do have such thought but once the thought of it come,what I do is to pray that my father my God should create an event that will bring me and my future Husband together and any power that want to stop such occurrence should die!!!!!!!!!!.
by FIRE!!!!...lol
RomanceRe: Beautiful, Caring & Intelligent But Cant Cook - Please Advise by omotayokay: 11:51pm On Sep 28, 2012
[quote author=Mrs..Chima]In fact the Bible has been rewritten and changed for HUNDREDS OF YEARS...[/quote]ha!...na wa for you o,..no offence pls. But what you just said? Hmm
you were talkin about help mate thingy, yes, the woman is the help mate..and not the other way round, ok? Think bout this, which would come first, the helper or the 'helpee'..?

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