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Nairaland GeneralRe: Name One Nairalander, You'd Love To Meet In Person. by omotenah(f): 7:03pm On Sep 13, 2014
seun of cos
RomanceRe: 10 Things Ladies Do After A Break-up by omotenah(f): 6:44pm On Sep 13, 2014
guilty as charged embarassed apart from the born again part sha
RomanceRe: See Me See Wahala! by omotenah(f): 6:39pm On Sep 13, 2014
okay! undecided
SportsRe: Team Nigeria & Zambia’s Mupopo In Team Africa’s 4x400m @ Continental Cup! by omotenah(f): 6:08pm On Sep 13, 2014
ohk hopefully they will make Africa proud
PoliticsRe: Bringbackjonathan2015: The Wages Of Impunity By Wole Soyinka by omotenah(f): 5:12pm On Sep 13, 2014
brb
HealthRe: Health Min. Onyebuchi Chukwu Deserves Commendation For His Fight Against Ebola. by omotenah(f): 5:12pm On Sep 13, 2014
brb
RomanceRe: Nairalanders Share Your Blind Dates Experience Here by omotenah(f):
Na my own experience be this

On our first and absolutely only date, dude met me near my workplace so that we could go to our dinnerplace (we hadn't decided that beforehand, for some reason). We agreed on a restaurant which is a bit far and dude decided he wants to walk there rather than taking a taxi or a bike (at least). Though i was quite busy and got some work to do, I tried to be a good girl and agreed.

We were on our way and he started walking kinda too slow and didn't even bring up a conversation (very awkward)... then I was thinking, I'd have prefer if we took a taxi rather than walking, which would have been fine had It not been that I got loads of work on my desk and could eat my own arm due to hunger.

Well finally he started talking and after some really terrible, one-sided conversation about his business, we near the restaurant, and he announced that he's actually not all that hungry because he had a late lunch. At this point, I was so red-faced and would have shot him due to my anger (that ain't literal tho)

THEN, He insisted that instead of dinner, we should go to his absolute-favorite-in-the-whole-world ice-cream shop, which just happens to be a couple of blocks away. Stupidly, I agreed, thinking that maybe things would go better on this 'date' if we could just sit down somewhere indoors and get to know each other like normal human beings do on a date.

So we entered this tiny, tiny ice-cream shop, and I noticed that there were only four chairs and tables, really – in the whole place, placed very close together in a tiny corner with a tiny little counter, and I started to get nervous. Dude went straight to the ice-cream counter, mmmmh! the roasted chicken at the other end got my attention and surreptitiously gnawed my hand. I turned back around, and BAM – it was a "kiss ambush". Like, his face was all up in mine, I freezed in shock/panic.

He took that as a positive sign, I guess. I don't know why I didn't flee at this point, but I think it had to deal with the shock, and the fact that he had already ordered two ice-cream (yes, he ordered for me; no, he didn't ask what flavor i wanted), and at that point I was so hungry that I was ready to tear into some of that roasted chicken with my teeth like an animal.

Dude ushered me, still stunned, into the tiny little corner onto one of the chairs. He took another chair, and then puuuulllllled my chair closer to him. I got frozen up in horror and somehow time had both sped up and slowed down and I didn't even know what. He then mentioned that his absolute favorite flavor of ice-cream is mango, which he'd ordered for himself but not for me. We should share his (so what should I do with the one you got for me) I was just staring at him blankly at this point, until his spoon (which he'd already used, yea I knw gross right?) coming at my face with a load of mango ice-cream.

He fed me ice-cream. He actually pressed the spoon to my closed lips until I opened my mouth. At this point, I busied myself with drinking water to avoid being fed further spoonfuls of ice-cream and faked an emergency phone call with a nearby friend. I made excuses, and ran out of there to her place, where I managed to obtain real food, and laughed and cried and laughed.

Well, I should have been way less polite and more assertive about my own needs.

He messaged me the next day, asking for another date but what I did to him is a story for another day smiley
AgricultureRe: 450, 000 Farmers Benefit From FG’s Fertiliser Programme In Kano by omotenah(f): 2:04pm On Sep 13, 2014
clovislouis: . Ur cute. U got me staring at u
thanks
RomanceRe: Are Guys Intimidated By Pretty Girls. by omotenah(f): 1:21pm On Sep 13, 2014
uhmm maybe... Guys do find it harder to talk to extremely attractive girls. Not intimidation necessarily, but a conviction that they're just not in her league. And let's face it, you likely have very high standards, so don't blame the guys if you think none measure up. Secondly, there is a much greater tendency to assume a hot chick is already spoken for, after all, any guy would want that, so she must be taken.
my two kobo
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Swansea (4 - 2) On 13th September 2014 by omotenah(f): 1:14pm On Sep 13, 2014
chelseabmw: My dear, are you still heartless. Anyways you are beautiful. Come join uss
I rather join stoke city
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Swansea (4 - 2) On 13th September 2014 by omotenah(f): 12:42pm On Sep 13, 2014
Tval: You must be a united fan.
you must be a seer, cos u damn right
CelebritiesRe: Shocking Photo: This Photo Of 50 Cent Will Bring Tears Out Of Your Eyes by omotenah(f): 12:31pm On Sep 13, 2014
someone get me a tissue, just can't stop the tears sad cry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Swansea (4 - 2) On 13th September 2014 by omotenah(f): 12:27pm On Sep 13, 2014
omotenah: my prediction.... Chelsea 2-2 Swansea
Tval: Baby, why na?
at least u guys gon get a point
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester City (2 - 2) On 13th September 2014 by omotenah(f): 12:21pm On Sep 13, 2014
Arsenal 1 - 3 Man city
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Aston Villa (0 - 1) On 13th September 2014 by omotenah(f): 12:21pm On Sep 13, 2014
Liverpool 2 - 1 Aston villa
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Swansea (4 - 2) On 13th September 2014 by omotenah(f): 12:19pm On Sep 13, 2014
my prediction.... Chelsea 2-2 Swansea
AgricultureRe: 450, 000 Farmers Benefit From FG’s Fertiliser Programme In Kano by omotenah(f): 12:16pm On Sep 13, 2014
pretty much blank... brb to comment
PhonesRe: Do You Still Recall This Phone? by omotenah(f): 10:51am On Sep 13, 2014
hahaha yes I do remember, snakes game on point
PoliticsRe: Hilarious!Fans Bash SAHARA REPORTERS After It Reported Being Under Attack*PHOTOS by omotenah(f): 7:34am On Sep 13, 2014
Lmao! really people are mean oh, but truth sha SR own too much sha, they bash the president at every opportunity and are always the first to report BH attack
Christianity EtcRe: Synagogue Church Statement On Collapsed Building by omotenah(f): 7:30am On Sep 13, 2014
sorry, I'm never gon click on that link
RomanceRe: ↘Ladies, Can You Deny this Picture?↙ by omotenah(f): 7:26am On Sep 13, 2014
DonaldGenes: ....And tomorrow you will go church and yet you still in denial

RomanceRe: ↘Ladies, Can You Deny this Picture?↙ by omotenah(f): 3:09am On Sep 13, 2014
lmao, well not me sha, I'm always ecstatic whenever my parents call me
LiteratureRe: Do NOT Read by omotenah(op): 2:49am On Sep 13, 2014
aboyaji: omotenah, are you single?
Nah, I'm double
LiteratureRe: Do NOT Read by omotenah(op): 2:48am On Sep 13, 2014
Plaitex: u ain't gonna be successful in pissing me off. Nice story, pretty interesting and keep the thread going.*winks*
well I can really get you pissed, like really
aii I will try
LiteratureRe: Do NOT Read by omotenah(op): 2:47am On Sep 13, 2014
Aisosaonipede: Finish the story :/
hmmm let's see, I might just
LiteratureRe: <<THE UNDERCOVER AGENT¤¤Part 1 & 2>> by omotenah(f): 6:49pm On Jan 10, 2014
update o
LiteratureRe: I Fell In Love With A Vampire by omotenah(op): 6:11pm On Jan 10, 2014
CHAPTER 8

Lily's POINT OF VIEW

"Dear Jake, I know you thought I had died
but I... never mind that, I just want you to...
ugh! Look, don't think this isn't me because...
Ugh!"

I'm so frustrated; I can't write this letter! I
can't do it, I just can't face him. What if he
sees me as a traitor? What if his family
despises me for being an humpire. I can't do
it, I just can't! Wait, what is that I hear;
footsteps? I quickly dive off the old, rusty
motel bed and plunge at the door, but before
I could even reach the doorknob, the door
flings open. "Hellow baby." Oh shit! Oh, no!
That was Chac, but how had he found me.
"Stay away from me." I warned, raising my
hands in defense, "I'll fucking kill you, you..."
Chac flings me into a wall, but I land in a
crouch. "Listen to me you nagging bitch,
because of you, my dominions are dead,
gone, and vanished. Do you know what I'm
going to do to you." I hiss at him and spring
for attack.

I launch a massive blow at him, sending him
into the window. He growls viciously and
runs into me, but I bite into his neck and
fling him into the cupboard. I crouch down,
exposing my huge, vivid fangs. He pulls back
his lips and reveals his decaying teeth and
once again I spring for attack. He darts to
my previous position, causing me to collide
into the cupboard. "You fucking bitch!" I
bellowed as I break the mirror with my torso.
"You're not ready for me Lily; you are shit,"
he said as he chuckle, "When you're ready
like fucking Freddy, let me know."

He jumps through the broken window,
causing the remaining louvers to shatter in
pieces. "Ah Bleep!" I exclaim as I realize that I
was bleeding. This is the disadvantage an
humpire has, I still had blood pulsing
through my veins. Without bothering to clean
up myself, I grab a cigarette from the
drawer, pull the lighter from my panties and
light the cigarette. I shove it in my mouth
and begin smoking as I contemplate on
whether I should go after the son of the
bitch or not. I suddenly realize that the bitch
could put up a fight and would probably nail
my ass. I need backup; I needed Jake and his
families help. I have to find them and this
time, it has to be in person. I bite my bottom
lip as I out the dawn thing with my fingertip
and go to take a shower.

The next day, I set out on my task; my first
would be to hop on the next plane to Jackson
Ville. I grumble to myself as I sit among
pathetic human beings, not caring how they
stared at me as if I were an outsider. "All call
for Jacksonville 8:30 passengers, please
board the aircraft." That is my flight; I get
out my chair, take my carry-on parcel which
has a bunch of cigarettes in it, along with my
iPod, and stroll towards my flight. As I board
the aircraft and attempt to find the section
that said, "Smoking section." I collided into
something, "I'm truly sorry." Oh shit! That
isn't a thing; that is a beautiful, handsome
young man. "I- I- I..." What the Bleep! I'm so
not the dearly type. "You stay the Bleep away
from me!" I snap and walk towards my
section.

I felt his gaze lingering on my back, but I
didn't care. I sit down in a vacant row and
got out my iPod. "I didn't get your name,"
"Huh." I said, disoriented from my music.
It's that stupid man from before. What! He's
sitting beside me. I quickly got up, expecting
to move but the plane began to move, so I
felt right back down into my seat. "Why don't
we get to know each other," he says as he
takes out his lighter. "I'm Jamal and you
must be Lily." I know he didn't just say my
name, "How the fu..." "Lily, I'm your
protector, they sent me." "They? Who they?"
I'm totally confused. What the hell is going
on? "The great ones," he whispered, "they
are the most powerful, most lethal vampires
of our kind and they find you very special.
They know you are in trouble, so they sent
me to protect you." I gulped sarcastically.
"This is some deep shit!"
LiteratureRe: I Fell In Love With A Vampire by omotenah(op): 5:48pm On Jan 10, 2014
lmao thanks dear... will sure do boss
D9ty7: Genius! You are simply AMAZING and WONDERFUL. Am following this story like my life depended on it. Kip it coming.
LiteratureRe: False Pretenses <1ST POSITION, ROMANCE STORY OF THE YEAR AWARD, 2013> by omotenah(f): 11:34pm On Jan 09, 2014
just starting from page one *whew* anyway I'm sure I won't be disappointed
SportsRe: Yaya Toure Is CAF African Footballer Of 2013 by omotenah(f): 10:54pm On Jan 09, 2014
Congratulations Yaya smiley I feel for my countryman Mikel tho sad
Forum GamesRe: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by omotenah(f): 10:21pm On Jan 09, 2014
harlos: conclusion part of ur post is what i so much like. Omotenah when u become a star u'll see how many ladies will like you.
you obviously don't see the joke in my previous post, hian! humorless being? I don't mix with them. And the so wise Yemilizzy, Harlos said he likes the guy not his "music".. if I should work on my level of reasoning, my dear you av a long way to go working on your level of "reading and understanding"

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