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seun of cos |
guilty as charged apart from the born again part sha |
okay! ![]() |
ohk hopefully they will make Africa proud |
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Na my own experience be this On our first and absolutely only date, dude met me near my workplace so that we could go to our dinnerplace (we hadn't decided that beforehand, for some reason). We agreed on a restaurant which is a bit far and dude decided he wants to walk there rather than taking a taxi or a bike (at least). Though i was quite busy and got some work to do, I tried to be a good girl and agreed. We were on our way and he started walking kinda too slow and didn't even bring up a conversation (very awkward)... then I was thinking, I'd have prefer if we took a taxi rather than walking, which would have been fine had It not been that I got loads of work on my desk and could eat my own arm due to hunger. Well finally he started talking and after some really terrible, one-sided conversation about his business, we near the restaurant, and he announced that he's actually not all that hungry because he had a late lunch. At this point, I was so red-faced and would have shot him due to my anger (that ain't literal tho) THEN, He insisted that instead of dinner, we should go to his absolute-favorite-in-the-whole-world ice-cream shop, which just happens to be a couple of blocks away. Stupidly, I agreed, thinking that maybe things would go better on this 'date' if we could just sit down somewhere indoors and get to know each other like normal human beings do on a date. So we entered this tiny, tiny ice-cream shop, and I noticed that there were only four chairs and tables, really – in the whole place, placed very close together in a tiny corner with a tiny little counter, and I started to get nervous. Dude went straight to the ice-cream counter, mmmmh! the roasted chicken at the other end got my attention and surreptitiously gnawed my hand. I turned back around, and BAM – it was a "kiss ambush". Like, his face was all up in mine, I freezed in shock/panic. He took that as a positive sign, I guess. I don't know why I didn't flee at this point, but I think it had to deal with the shock, and the fact that he had already ordered two ice-cream (yes, he ordered for me; no, he didn't ask what flavor i wanted), and at that point I was so hungry that I was ready to tear into some of that roasted chicken with my teeth like an animal. Dude ushered me, still stunned, into the tiny little corner onto one of the chairs. He took another chair, and then puuuulllllled my chair closer to him. I got frozen up in horror and somehow time had both sped up and slowed down and I didn't even know what. He then mentioned that his absolute favorite flavor of ice-cream is mango, which he'd ordered for himself but not for me. We should share his (so what should I do with the one you got for me) I was just staring at him blankly at this point, until his spoon (which he'd already used, yea I knw gross right?) coming at my face with a load of mango ice-cream. He fed me ice-cream. He actually pressed the spoon to my closed lips until I opened my mouth. At this point, I busied myself with drinking water to avoid being fed further spoonfuls of ice-cream and faked an emergency phone call with a nearby friend. I made excuses, and ran out of there to her place, where I managed to obtain real food, and laughed and cried and laughed. Well, I should have been way less polite and more assertive about my own needs. He messaged me the next day, asking for another date but what I did to him is a story for another day ![]() |
clovislouis: . Ur cute. U got me staring at uthanks |
uhmm maybe... Guys do find it harder to talk to extremely attractive girls. Not intimidation necessarily, but a conviction that they're just not in her league. And let's face it, you likely have very high standards, so don't blame the guys if you think none measure up. Secondly, there is a much greater tendency to assume a hot chick is already spoken for, after all, any guy would want that, so she must be taken. my two kobo |
chelseabmw: My dear, are you still heartless. Anyways you are beautiful. Come join ussI rather join stoke city |
Tval: You must be a united fan.you must be a seer, cos u damn right |
someone get me a tissue, just can't stop the tears |
omotenah: my prediction.... Chelsea 2-2 Swansea Tval: Baby, why na?at least u guys gon get a point |
Arsenal 1 - 3 Man city |
Liverpool 2 - 1 Aston villa |
my prediction.... Chelsea 2-2 Swansea |
pretty much blank... brb to comment |
hahaha yes I do remember, snakes game on point |
Lmao! really people are mean oh, but truth sha SR own too much sha, they bash the president at every opportunity and are always the first to report BH attack |
sorry, I'm never gon click on that link |
DonaldGenes: ....And tomorrow you will go church and yet you still in denial
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lmao, well not me sha, I'm always ecstatic whenever my parents call me |
aboyaji: omotenah, are you single?Nah, I'm double |
Plaitex: u ain't gonna be successful in pissing me off. Nice story, pretty interesting and keep the thread going.*winks*well I can really get you pissed, like really aii I will try |
Aisosaonipede: Finish the story :/hmmm let's see, I might just |
update o |
CHAPTER 8 Lily's POINT OF VIEW "Dear Jake, I know you thought I had died but I... never mind that, I just want you to... ugh! Look, don't think this isn't me because... Ugh!" I'm so frustrated; I can't write this letter! I can't do it, I just can't face him. What if he sees me as a traitor? What if his family despises me for being an humpire. I can't do it, I just can't! Wait, what is that I hear; footsteps? I quickly dive off the old, rusty motel bed and plunge at the door, but before I could even reach the doorknob, the door flings open. "Hellow baby." Oh shit! Oh, no! That was Chac, but how had he found me. "Stay away from me." I warned, raising my hands in defense, "I'll fucking kill you, you..." Chac flings me into a wall, but I land in a crouch. "Listen to me you nagging bitch, because of you, my dominions are dead, gone, and vanished. Do you know what I'm going to do to you." I hiss at him and spring for attack. I launch a massive blow at him, sending him into the window. He growls viciously and runs into me, but I bite into his neck and fling him into the cupboard. I crouch down, exposing my huge, vivid fangs. He pulls back his lips and reveals his decaying teeth and once again I spring for attack. He darts to my previous position, causing me to collide into the cupboard. "You fucking bitch!" I bellowed as I break the mirror with my torso. "You're not ready for me Lily; you are shit," he said as he chuckle, "When you're ready like fucking Freddy, let me know." He jumps through the broken window, causing the remaining louvers to shatter in pieces. "Ah Bleep!" I exclaim as I realize that I was bleeding. This is the disadvantage an humpire has, I still had blood pulsing through my veins. Without bothering to clean up myself, I grab a cigarette from the drawer, pull the lighter from my panties and light the cigarette. I shove it in my mouth and begin smoking as I contemplate on whether I should go after the son of the bitch or not. I suddenly realize that the bitch could put up a fight and would probably nail my ass. I need backup; I needed Jake and his families help. I have to find them and this time, it has to be in person. I bite my bottom lip as I out the dawn thing with my fingertip and go to take a shower. The next day, I set out on my task; my first would be to hop on the next plane to Jackson Ville. I grumble to myself as I sit among pathetic human beings, not caring how they stared at me as if I were an outsider. "All call for Jacksonville 8:30 passengers, please board the aircraft." That is my flight; I get out my chair, take my carry-on parcel which has a bunch of cigarettes in it, along with my iPod, and stroll towards my flight. As I board the aircraft and attempt to find the section that said, "Smoking section." I collided into something, "I'm truly sorry." Oh shit! That isn't a thing; that is a beautiful, handsome young man. "I- I- I..." What the Bleep! I'm so not the dearly type. "You stay the Bleep away from me!" I snap and walk towards my section. I felt his gaze lingering on my back, but I didn't care. I sit down in a vacant row and got out my iPod. "I didn't get your name," "Huh." I said, disoriented from my music. It's that stupid man from before. What! He's sitting beside me. I quickly got up, expecting to move but the plane began to move, so I felt right back down into my seat. "Why don't we get to know each other," he says as he takes out his lighter. "I'm Jamal and you must be Lily." I know he didn't just say my name, "How the fu..." "Lily, I'm your protector, they sent me." "They? Who they?" I'm totally confused. What the hell is going on? "The great ones," he whispered, "they are the most powerful, most lethal vampires of our kind and they find you very special. They know you are in trouble, so they sent me to protect you." I gulped sarcastically. "This is some deep shit!" |
lmao thanks dear... will sure do boss D9ty7: Genius! You are simply AMAZING and WONDERFUL. Am following this story like my life depended on it. Kip it coming. |
just starting from page one *whew* anyway I'm sure I won't be disappointed |
Congratulations Yaya I feel for my countryman Mikel tho ![]() |
harlos: conclusion part of ur post is what i so much like. Omotenah when u become a star u'll see how many ladies will like you.you obviously don't see the joke in my previous post, hian! humorless being? I don't mix with them. And the so wise Yemilizzy, Harlos said he likes the guy not his "music".. if I should work on my level of reasoning, my dear you av a long way to go working on your level of "reading and understanding" |
apart from the born again part sha
