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 Politics / Re: Kindly Nominate Your Ministers by omuaran: 6:12pm On Mar 18, 2010 |
NEC Chairman - Papa Omuaran Minister Of Defence - Benue Omuaran Minister of Finance - Mrs Ijebu Omuaran Inspector General of Police - Dennis Benin Umuaran Minister of Health - Ms. Baby Oshogbo Omuaran Minister of Petroleum - Indigo Bonny Omuaran Minister of Information - St. Janet Ajilore Minister of Culture Tourism - Ms. Pareke Quorra Omuaran Minister of Sports - Waka Waka Anambra Omuaran Minister of Justice - Fela Okuta Omuaran CBN Governor - Shine "419" Omuaran Minister of Power - Ndigbo Omuaran Minister of Education - Ekiti Omuaran EFCC Chairman - Afa Nuhu Omuaran Minister of Women Affairs - Ms. Monina-hand Omuaran (divorcee) Minister of Technology - Awka Omuaran Minister of Foreign Affairs - LagosBoy Omuaran Minister of Youths - Shari Zamfa Omuaran Minister Of Rebranding - Mazamaza Ka'aduna Omuaran (rtd.) Minister of Housing - Sakwato Omuaran Minister Resposible for All Ministers - G. O. Jalingo Omuaran |
| Properties / Re: Cost Of Building A House In Lekki by omuaran: 5:57pm On Mar 18, 2010 |
Please indicate where you want the house built and what building materials you prefer. Do you want a boat house or one on terra firma? Do you want a mud house, a wood house, a brick house or a reinforced concrete house with steel bars on all windows and doors to keep out those who would come take what you got? |
| Politics / Re: Divide Nigeria In Two, Says Muammar Gaddafi by omuaran: 7:43pm On Mar 17, 2010 |
Cry! Our beloved country. Wettin go happen to person like me? My papa no Igbo from Owerri, he be Anglican, My mama na Yoruba from Ekiti, she be Baptist. Them work for Lands and Housing for Lagos. Them live for Campbell near Campos when them born me. So wettin I go do when I read all dis bullshit about Igbo and Yoruba? If my mama and papa fit love and get pickin, wettin wrong with you haters for dis naira forum. If na so ona be, no wonder housa and fula they kick una butt all the time. I beg o, make ona respect one another, go for church for pray together. Make ona find Jesus. |
| Politics / Re: Divide Nigeria In Two, Says Muammar Gaddafi by omuaran: 8:40pm On Mar 16, 2010 |
Gaddaffi is spot on. Let the shariah states form one Arewa Republic, and the remaining states form a Federation Of Enlightened States Let It be So be it. And of course we will have to draw new boundaries especially above the Niger and Benue Rivers. |
| Religion / Re: Its Like The Story About Christ Embassy Is Real Oh! Witnessed Personally by omuaran: 8:33pm On Mar 16, 2010 |
Cpme ye all Come to St. Bottles Cathedral, Sinners Chapel Campus Ale wa A fa'to wa Opa eyin wa Etun le testi e E ma bo wa gbadun o Eyin omo ti o dese ri E ma bo wa gbadun ni St. Bottles Cathedral, Sinners Chapel Campus |
| Properties / Re: Am I Being Old Fashioned Or Being Too Judgemental? by omuaran: 7:44pm On Mar 10, 2010 |
I showed my naija paddie who dey stay for Ijora this question. Him say he go take da money rent room for motel, make them ladies line up for door and he go poi one by one till money finish. He say becos for dis naija, him no know when armu robber, or soja or hiv-aids go gettam! |
| Literature / Re: St. Janet Poetic Yoruba Lyrics by omuaran: 9:50pm On Mar 09, 2010 |
The song is, in the tradition of Juju music, quite long. I have just finished writing down the lyrics, Yourba is not easy to write or translate for one not formally trained in the language. Trust me I know, as I am a native speaker but whose parents are not even Yoruba. All my formal Yoruba training was two years of infant school; the first two years of the Awolowo free primary system. For those of you wondering, I am an "omo eko"! It will take a while to translate the entire lyrics, but fortunately, St. Janet sang the intro in English Here it is:
The rest of the song is 99% Yoruba. I will post as I translate, when I get around to it. However, the most incendiary part, which I think got her banned, are these lines: Ani, omoge meta lo'n m'oko doExcuse me!, I do not have the Yoruba font set on my pc. English translation, line by line: Now, only three damsels know how to Zap You bet the Cherubs, Celes and Christ Embassy folks are not amused! Stay tuned for the rest, it is very entertaining. |
| Politics / Re: Religious Battle Looms In Ibadan by omuaran: 6:40pm On Mar 09, 2010 |
St. Janet sang in "St. Bottles Cathedral Sinners Chapel" Ojo kan ro ni'badan |
| TV/Movies / Re: Avatar, Insult Or Exaltation To Nigeria by omuaran: 6:22pm On Mar 09, 2010 |
Avatar, Insult Or Exaltation To Nigeria The late Attorney Cochran famously said to the jury, "If the gloves don't fit, you must acquit!" Profound! |
| Culture / Re: This Woman Explains Why She Hates Being Black! by omuaran: 4:12am On Mar 08, 2010 |
www.nairaland.com/attachments/238990_FatChicks_jpg87aeb8d408f4568bcdd20e539739d6de wow, she's sooooo beautiful. all white women are beautiful, this one even more than the rest! Please post her name and address, I must marry her. Then my ewekoro will come for sure. |
| Politics / Re: Yoruba In Kwara, Kogi Agitate For Oya State by omuaran: 3:57am On Mar 08, 2010 |
Quote from: yemmight on March 05, 2010, 03:40 PM Dead right. And remember, the historic "Mid-west State" which was carved out of the historic Western Region had Ibo people too. Out of this Mid_west State came Delta State, which includes these Ibo, and which is counted as a South-South state. Also, Ondo State, a South-West state, has Ijaw people. Really what Nigeria needs is a total restructuring to correct colonial boundaries and reduction of the number of so-called states by moving people of the same ethnic group into the same state when their territory is contiguous. Size would not matter, if we follow the USA model for state rights and relationships. |
| Politics / Re: 'Let T B Joshua Heal Your Husband' - Turai Urged by omuaran: 8:44pm On Mar 01, 2010 |
T B Joshua obviously is a follower Christ, do you think a follower of Mohammed will believe enough in the infidel Joshua for the healing to take place? 'Cos, now, that will be Joshua's excuse when nothing happens. |
| Culture / Re: This Woman Explains Why She Hates Being Black! by omuaran: 8:40pm On Mar 01, 2010 |
Me thinks this woman has no man because she is too choosy! There are many black men (and men of other races am sure) who will oblige her, at least give her sex and children. She should start going out, especially to the pubs. She does not have to drink to get drunk, just fake it. There're many men out in those places who think of nothing but shagging females- tall, short, fat, stringy, white, red, yellow, black, or whatever. So go girl, go get your share of the men! And you don't need no husband, the state will help you take care of the kids. |
| Music/Radio / Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by omuaran: 10:54pm On Feb 28, 2010 |
It is Sunday. 3:52 PM. I got a bud in my hand, St. Janet- St. Bottles Cathedral playing on repeat The Lord is good. Amen |
| Family / Re: My Husband Is Filing For Divorce by omuaran: 8:15pm On Feb 28, 2010 |
You and your husband need to be together in one place, either both here or both abroad. If you cannot have that, then what is the point of your union? If it is not possible for you to stay with him where he is now, then he must return to stay with you. STOP sending him money. If he can't find a job, and he insists on staying abroad then you can start him in business ( not necessarily because he is your husband ) like a taxi business. Then he can earn a living if he really wants to! So you are in love? Are you sure it is not this thing St. Janet of St. Bottles Cathedral, Sinners Chapel Campus, sang: oko mi l'ale oko mi l'oru oko o ko, oko ku ise iyanu n'kon t'ose l'abe mi lo jo mi l'oju Mo dupe ishan osan, mo tun dupe ishan oru Ishan re ti ki i'ro ni igbekele mi iyin oko ye o, bi ose wo mi l'ana yen ni ko ma se b'ose wo mi l'oru na ni kn ma wo mi Profound. |
| Music/Radio / Re: My Album Was Not Meant For Public Release - Lewd Singer Saint Janet by omuaran: 3:44am On Feb 26, 2010 |
St. Janet's "St. Bottles Cathedral" is the best juju song I've heard in a long time. In terms of "lewd" lyrics. It is no worse than the lyrics of a certain I K Dairo song, anyone remember " ele le suke obibo; o di suke, suke suke e"? The song is an incissive parody of what takes place in Nigeria- no religious affiliation excepted. How do I know? I am from Lagos, yeah Lagos Island. Lived among Christians "Kiriyo", Moslems "Imale" and others "Aborisha"who worship in other ways. Attended Moslem and Christians schools. I have seen, not just heard, people of these faiths behave just like St. Bottles Cathedral Sinners Chapel. So some of you Nigerians should stop the hypocrisy. The lady has called you out! To boot, she is a fine singer and excellent lyricist! |
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