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Pastor: /p&$t£r/ /Noun/ Religion 1. A person who is likely to brainwash others. Eg. If you don't pay tithe you won't make heaven. 2. A leader of a religion gethering who speak the mind of God to others. Eg. God said you must pay your tithe.

Because they are easily brainwashed by these pastors to stay, they have passion to save God, they easily fornicate, they easily realize their sins, some believe there they will see their future husband,Most girls are satan agent spiritualy but physically sitting in the church like an angel...

But Guys will be like '' watin this guy wan tell me wey i no know'' him be my fellow guy na...
But i wish pastors are beautiful ladies althrough eh i tell u, men for many pass... Because what our eyes sees, that is what we go for. At this scenario i rest my case for the next speaker below me... Next speaker over to you.

I believe many will ignore this question, the first thought they will have is ''Do I look like a pastor or bus preacher''?
Many souls has been saved through this, often times i think the best place to share the word of God is in the vehicle while on a trip because many pays attention just for that moment...
Though, there maybe challenges such as Driver playing music, passengers sleeping, making of phone calls and other distractions,
Just know that you are sent into that bus to share the mind of God to the people...
Even though you are not a pastor or bus preacher why not try it and save a soul. Remember One word from God can change a life forever.

deeper life....

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am not lazy ooo

With the statement made by president muhammadu buhari concerning ''Nigerian youths are lazy and uneducated'' A fresh graduate of Covenant polytechnic Aba, Abia state has showed how skillful and productive he is.
The young man who hails from Ogbia Local Govt area of Bayelsa state Decided to post these photos on his facebook timeline and said:


''The Nigerian Senate should caution he's National President. Tell him to stop distracting me with his noise. Am a productive youth''

Please our youths are productive and educated oh

cc; Lalasticlala

Op this is beautiful oo but if not for the abortion most girls normally do... We for dey see 10 generation but evry girls are afraid to bear the name ''Mama Ejinma'' so they remove the second generation...

As a business woman be it legal or illegal under this the sex worker have the right to sue the man to court for not fulfilling the contract they signed orally among themselves... Please guys never take this ladies for granted they are human beings what if another man do thesame to your lovely sis... What is 2k after u used her who even know if u used condom...go and pay for marriage and sex for free... My name is Izzy and i just want to make a common sense.

person wey get sense no go do this kind thing...

still learning....

Learning the art of walking away You will agree with me that when we are angry, we act irrational and our emotions control the actions we take (which we most times, end up regretting!). Resist the urge to act at that moment and instead, walk away. I know this can be quite a difficult feat to accomplish but it will pay off in the end. Find something to distract yourself. My favorite go-to is writing, movies and listening to rock songs. Yours can differ as long as that activity helps you get over the anger. Remember, all these should be done in a bid to let go of the negative emotion. Do not rush the process but take as much time as you need. Review the event that caused the anger when you are a lot calmer and be objective. Put yourself in the shoes of all the parties that caused the rise of your temper and be ready to own up when you discover you were in the wrong. Discover your red flags and what sets you off and ensure that this is communicated to all parties involved. The goal is to cement relationships not tear them apart, so beware of the tone used. The best is a conversational tone that is devoid of judgment. Remember, you alone have the power to make yourself happy. Don’t give anyone else that power!

Hello Guys, please lets give a Flush or Rush to this lady

For me she is not original again just (fake) so Fluuuush...

Fush or Rush?

ImaIma1:
Na wa for your selective response.

You did not respond to the first questions you were asked.

How many girlfriends did you have before her?

what is ur mind telling u? If i divide her own and minus my own ehhh the result will be too cumbersome to comprehend so that is ur own detrimental psychological guesture

Nairalanders una weldon oh, Lets hear from you on How you take your watermelon. Some take only the reddish part. Some throw off the seed Some finish everything Some extract only the water as juice. Mine is everi everi both the seed infact everything i eat it like bread.
Share yours, which way is better for our system because am confused?
Mods please we need more edu on watermelon... Because i eat it almost everyday.

let them come and hack my nokia torch and using for nairaland only.

QueenSuccubus:



Let us see ur FB & let the NL find out the cause of "conflicts" between u 2 ..

see my signature

Olalan:
A girl with numerous past boyfriends whom she most likely slept with all is a risk to date, she could have found all she wants in you and not seek another again, but chances are high that she would cheat on you in the nearest future.
BTW how old is she? If below 25 with such past history you better flee

She is below twenty-five

She told me this ''I had close to 10 boyfriends before meeting you, different class rich,broke, handsome even ugly So you are not the first so stay calm''
Lolss Then i asked her what were you looking for? no answer.
She only replied with a smile;

She said, don't worry you are very lucky to have me.
She exposed this to me when we had little conflict because she always go through my phone and pick offences which i don't even know what she normally saw. Is it Nairaland or my posts on facebook because i love posting alot on facebook most often.

I don't really know if i should trust this girl or run for my life because of the numerous guys she had for the sake of my children in future...
Please help oo...

Temzygold:
Boko haram

why calling someones' sperm Boko haram?

Talented little boy constructs Keke Napep with slippers According to a picture shared by Facebook user, Glory Akah, a little boy who lives in Port Harcourt, recently showed off his creativity by constructing a tricycle a.k.a Keke Napep, using slippers

Happy sunday nairalanders. Lets see, In our present generation where every churches is been condemned. No need of calling names of churches here you know their characters already.

Just few examples

The Jehovah Witnesses- Never concured that there will be any scenero like tribulation after death

The Redeemers: Tithing has now become their Password to heaven

Whose people do you think is now practicing the christ like life?

Am off to service. See you guys later.

hmmm... At this point used condom is poured every where in the parade ground... Soldiers do their own, fellow corp members do their own...

Between King Solomon and lazarus in our present society who is likely to face more temptation?

For me i think is the Poor.

anyone who is not paying his tithe,will not go to heaven"

https://churchgateblog./2018/04/12/video-rccg-pastor-adeboye-says-anyone-who-doesnt-tithe-will-not-go-to-heaven/

Spectre007:
GLND

Golden Neo-Life Diamite International.

op abbreviations differ in different field oo. The acronyms science use maybe diferent from the ones art use. POB- Post office Box PMB- President mumu Buhari ASUP- Academic Staff union of Polytechnic FB- Facebook FP- Front Page/ Front print OP- original poster CC- Copy To what is the acronym for LALA?

Ritaze12:
Younger guys usually perform better in bed

So their husby is not that strong again.... Well, u have said your mind... Lets move further for more addendia.

Goodday Nairalanders, I was just thinking and a thought came to me on relationship, we can see it very rare that the world of dating have changed.
Young Girls go for married men while Married women go for young guys vice versa.
But the discourse here is Why do married women love dating the young guys.
Please your take on this. Thanks

And i believe the Mods will consider this and take it to aso rock for more opinions and answers.

what about Yahoo yahoo and GNLD?

op can you live with that bloody civilian? Cute pre-wedding photos

hmmm