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rainylad:
Sarcasm is clearly not your strong points....Your attemot at it were piss-poor.

you don see am na...

kings09:
No wahala. It's ur vote. Just dont come crying wen fulani herdsmen begin to kill ur relatives

lols bros u don see am..

If voting Buhari this 2019 election Will make me not to inherite kingdom of God so be it. It is not a hate speeches, its just my own declaration as a Voter toward 2019 election... I have my right to delare my intention for who to vote for in 2019.(Opposite)

NwaAmaikpe1stSon:
Certified zombie, i see you.

bros trust me...opposite

If voting Buhari this 2019 election Will make me not to inherite kingdom of God so be it.
It is not a hate speeches, its just my own declaration as a Voter toward 2019 election... I have my right to delare my intention for who to vote for in 2019.

A friend of mine came to me for advice......
That her fiance suddenly changed his religion from been a christian to muslim, before she met this
guy he was a christian after which; they now got engaged.
So now something came up and he decided to change to muslim he attend mosque mostly everyday now.....when she asked her fiance why did he depart his way to become a muslim he said christian people don't help
their fellow christians thats why he decided to covert to
muslim, and that the muslim thing is just temporal that when he achieve what he want
then he wil become a christain back.
To cut the story short right now they are both engaged and she does'nt know what to do
now maybe in future he wil keep to his promise in bcoming a christian back......maybe
to quit and end up the relationship or to continue with it......
so friends what advice do u
hav for her......

Durchess:
ok

so relationship status is when u are married.. Am i communicating?

1. Always bring positive ideas to take us to the next level in life.
2. Never cheat on me
3. Very brilliant/God fearing
4. Give me Sex when i need
5. Care, love and cherrish me the way i am.
6. Let her be real.
If you do these things i dont mind loaning money just to buy u private jet to pay back in 300yrs ahead

Singleness is not a relationship status its just a state of being alone without disturbance...i love meditating on what the future have for me alone...

If you teach them well, they will not be reciting ''One Corner dance'' instead they will tell you all the chapters and verses in the bible without looking...I Iove this.. Please send her account number to me...

mass fornication students finally weds their exams final paper... Congrats

I will comment tomorrow please... No wonder guys are rushing in to register for Jamb this year...

I was asked to state the difference between E-mail and G-mail
and i answered with confidence,
That The simple difference is that
An E-mail is a mail sent with Electricity while G-mail is the one sent with Generator.
Please am i wrong?
Or what do you think is the Difference between E-mail and G-mail..
Oya where are my internet users in the building.

Mods, pls lets see funny answers from your people oh.

Lala knows the answer already.

GloriaNinja:
THE ONLY ACCOMPLISHMENT BUHARI HAS IS
- MEETING RANDOM IRRELEVANT PEOPLE. YEYE OLD MAN.

some people can insult for africa,, now tell me watin the man do u

Without a doubt, no one likes the idea of going through a heartbreak. It can be a
harrowing experience. Therefore, I am going to share a key that will drastically reduce your chances of having your heart
broken.
The tip is to simply determine what you both want from the relationship from the
onset. When there are no unrealistic expectations, you two know what you are getting yourself into and so eliminate the
chances of being shocked later on.
I understand and agree that you can never be so sure. You two may have great plans at
the beginning but things may go haywire later on. However, most times things actually
go haywire because you two don’t even know that you initially wanted different
things out of the relationship.
How? you ask. Well, supposing you want a
fling and nothing more, be upfront about
that. If he is on board then go for it. If you
want a committed, serious relationship, ask
him to know where his head is at. If he can’t
give a straight forward answer or says
something like, “Let us see how it goes”,
then honey, move on.
Like I said earlier, you may not know the
end of a matter from the beginning but you
can definitely decide what your intentions
are! When you two agree on your
intentions, you won’t be shocked later on.
You won’t suddenly realise that you wanted
more and he wanted a fling all because you
both assumed wrongly.
While there might be a lot of reasons for
heartbreaks, remember that a breakup is
not necessarily tantamount to heartbreak.
You two may go your separate ways
(breakup) because it didn’t work out and
not that someone got hurt (heartbreak). To
achieve the former instead of the latter, be
certain what either of you want from the
relationship from the very onset.

While BBNaija fans are busy calling out ex- BBNaija housemate, Teddy-A over his “sex in the toilet” scene with a fellow evicted housemate, Bam-Bam, who was more like his other half in the house and still is, Inyanya is calling for a collabo. Teddy-A, who many think has all it takes to make it as a celebrity in Nigeria, has been overly trolled by BBNaija fans after his eviction from the house, as they say he ended up getting evicted from the house despite having sex on camera with Bam- Bam, which he supposed would give him an edge on winning the show. The backlashes have been much. However, a couple of people have been looking at the bright side of things. According to comments by Nigerian celebs, Teddy-A is already a star and will be up there shining like the likes of 2Face and Wizkid. While these celebrities were analyzing the qualities he has which will make him a star, ex-Mavin artiste, Inyanya came on board with a proposal. Inyanya called on Teddy-A for a collaboration. He wrote: “Yooooo, @iamteddya, #Biko hit me up once you get into Gidi. Mek we enter studio cook banger.” This goes a long way to prove that Teddy-A is a potential star like they said.

Traditionally speaking, heart attacks happen to older people and more to men not women. Also, smoking, lack of exercise and poor diet are usual causes. However, new trends are telling us differently. Spontaneous Coronary Artery Dissection (SCAD) is a type of heart attack that is quite uncommon but accounts for 40% of heart attacks in women under the age of 50 and 90% of patients are women. Averagely, it affects women in their early 40s but may even affect teenagers. The fact that it occurs in women that are relatively young, fit and healthy is why it is misdiagnosed most of the time. SCAD usually occurs when there is a tear in the wall of an artery, leading to blockage in blood flow. It is still unclear what exactly causes it but at times the strain of childbirth, physical/emotional stress and fibromuscular dysplasia (an unusual narrowing or widening of the arteries) may be linked. Research is still being conducted on how best to treat it but symptoms include chest pain/discomfort, nausea, lightheadedness and pain in the arms, jaw, neck or back. It is worthy of note that the symptoms of a heart attack, including SCAD may persist over a few days unlike what we watch in movies where it seems to happen suddenly. The longer the symptoms persist, the more the heart’s condition deteriorates. Also, having suffered SCAD once, it might come back so it’s best to live a stress-free life afterward. With SCAD, the method of diagnosis is an angiogram which is basically an X-ray test that uses special kind of dye and a camera to take pictures of blood flow in the coronary arteries. For the typical heart attack, however, a full bloodwork and electrocardiogram is what is used for diagnosis. The moment you suspect you might be having a heart attack, I advise you get to the hospital immediately.

Op no go dey do pass yourself

GoldenJAT:
You made love 2 her?But no sex??wakanda thing is that?

yes na like kiss and others but never go into sex... Please let this discussion ends here, No need Front page please. The girl do visit NL once in a while.

eelipumper:
Hahahhahahahhahaha. Murder them. Hahahhahahahhahaha. Please stop talking English o and give her the koko. She's jus crushing on u.
Samakwe jawe.

asin ehh frustration made me type that it was a typo...

Please get the story

I met this girl some months ago, she is naturally beautiful and attractive indeed an igbo girl for that matter looking charming. So i told her all she would love to hear.. And we started dating that was early part of this year 2018,
At first i was deeped into the river of her love.
One fateful friday Morning she invited me to her house this was our first meet she came out with some valentine's gifts both frames, and T-shirt which really attracted my heart, although she never allowed me into her house because of her parents,brothers and sisters, she asked me to sit on the step because she lives in the last floor of a four storey building, that day was quite hilarious for us, she asked me to leave after receiving the gifts from her, but i asked why? she said; ''just leave'' I wrapped up the gifts and walk down like a frustrated man. Getting to the down floor i brought out the gifts i smiled.. I put her on call then asked her to come down she shouted ''You are still here are you ok'' i talked to her with a calm and polite voice just live she loves my voice, please just come down i have a word for you. While she was coming i walk up stairs and balance my legs on the wall, she became alarm when she saw me i told her not to.... I gave her a kiss and greet her bye. Going down she called ''Onye Mmou'' which i don't know the meaning, I left.

Some days later she invited me again, this time she was left alone. We discussed for some hours and make love but never go into s*x because that has been my value.
She also came to my house our discussion usually ends with love making, but never dare to go into s*x. I was ok with that but she never consent to that with her fatial character.
As time goes on her real character shoots out like a pregnant woman
the last time she came to my house she collected my laptop listed all the boyfriends she had cut off with and their reasons in typings (7Bfs)... I was totally confused when she said
three of them was as a result of not giving her what she want at the right time.. It may be money or X
So i strategised on my next steps.
While gathering ideas she told me am not man enough which till today i can't understand why she made that statement is it because i didnt render my self as she want.
Moreover is still early for any rough play... Even if i will agree to that, is that her reason for coming to me? I asked her why she loves me her answer was my ability to communicate with english language which i think is never a reason why a relationship will ever last longer..

Please advice me should i go on with what she want or cut off like her other boyfriends...?

cc; Lalasticlala

is he still alive? Please take care of him for me

why are they isolated? Are they having broken home Op not romantic atall

Thread closed.

anything u can do to keep the members and tell them the truth about Jesus do it... There is nothing bad about comedy in the church that is just side attraction.... Comedy started in heaven the devil now mimic

Being easter i think april fool should be kept aside to respect the resurrection celebration of jesus christ, but still some stubborn people can will still fool their friends today
which i think is a sin...
Have you been fooled today?
Share.

so i will not watch movie, pictures and play game in my girlfriends phone again when am using nokia touchlight?

Hmmm four words? 1. Come and get the Atm card 2. Witdraw all the money 3. Buy everything you need 4. Is the money enough?

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easter time na when people do evil pass oo

FOLYKAZE:
The sams man that cannot save himself from been killed or force his return to earth after been killed 2000 years ago wants to save a young lad in a faraway Nigeria. The lady is in love and enjoying a Christian diiick. That is the true story

some people are just naturally stupid, stupidity get rules too. This one even stupid dey call u stupid