₦airaland Forum

HomoSapiien:
Advice needed please!!!
I'm scared of waiking up one day to play bet9ja with it, I'm really scared because the temptation is high lol!

I need to tie down something with it. I'm thinking agriculture since that's the way forward for us in this country now, but i have no prior knowledge of it

Kindly drop your advice please.

you mean in this present naija. anyway I shall continue to pray for u cos I see you need someone to encourage you.

SWORD419:
waiting to hear the number of those that'll be killed

exactly. you took that out of my mouth.

Winnelyn:
i am not understanding isit that the guy holding her bra did not see any other place to hold, see her breast sef, nd her belle

that guy should be arrested, because he is tapping free current from that breast...

Back to the topic i have absolutely nothing to say

Its the same guy that was beaten. check the shirt.

omowolewa:
He who sniffs everybody's yansh to identify that source of mess will end up messing the next, because he will get filled before completing the assignment.

EFCC wan join MMM be that.

A lady in my office whose husband works with EFCC told me that her husband's new found love is MMM. How does one explain this to the FGN.

Wizzyblack3:
A ku recession o

The best, easiest and quickest way to prepare beans is with pressure pot. If you try it once you wont eat beans cooked differently again. within 30mins everything about your beans is settled. Pressure pots are now affordable and to get the best buy go to ebute ero market in lagos island and I can tell, you will get the best bargain. Thank me later.

Donvilo:
Great chefs of nairaland, please I need your assistance in this little problem that I have discovered in cooking beans. Can you imagine that l have been cooking this brown beans (Actually I love brown beans because of their taste) for almost 2 hrs now & yet nothing seems to be happening! Gosh! it so frustrating! Is there any way you guys know that I can do to make it cook a little faster.........I'ill be glad if you guys could help

My dear I tire ooo. when I get 5litres from home for 5k wondering what kind of honey this OP is marketing. and even here in lagos in my office someone brings from Kogi and we buy a bottle for N1k. maybe he should start marketing his own for the politicians. SMH

PRISTINEMUSCLES:
Maybe this honey of yours contain gold. It seems you don't know what you are saying, when i get my honey at 900 naira per litre.

And you are still there since 2003. is this write up meant to discourage us? if you survived it, then we will 10times over and if it ddnt kill you then, it definitely wont kill us cos we are stronger and tougher.
Thank you.

GurlFriend:
In a series from the Atlantic, a Nigerian girl named Toluse Akinlabi talks about her experience living as the only black person in her community in Ireland. Some people who had the misconception that Africans live on trees were often shocked to find out she could speak English fluently.

Read her below



Toluse also kept a blog during her year living and studying in Beijing (that’s her pictured below on the Great Wall).

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/10/people-ask-if-i-taste-like-chocolate.html

how many does a pack contain that costs N3000 and do u mean for both the fish and g/fowl?

You mean 1ltr of honey 4k or 10ltrs I don't get it.

But this has been on for more than a year now, its not a new policy.

MaBuk:
I just left wema bank now.

The ATM seized my card after a while I thought it would come out but it did not so I went to the banking hall to complain.

Thank God it is a Wema card I use on a wema ATM.

I was asked if was wema and I said yes, the Lady told me she has to get permission from her boss to either release it or not. I asked her what she mean by that she said CBN has directed that ATM cards seized by the machine should not be released anymore, except the ones by the card.

The card owner is expected to go to his bank and request for a new card.

I just want to inform NL people to avoid using different ATM for different bank.

Have a good evening!

ebosie11:
As part of the measures to rid the state of criminality, Governor Ambode has ordered the demolition of all shanties in the state which serve as hideouts for criminals and miscreants. In this light, the Lagos Environmental Task Force and Health officers have begun the demolition of shanties in major roads and streets in various parts of the state.

The directive tagged “Operation No Shanties in Lagos” is part of the measures aimed at reducing criminality in the state. The operation will also include roadside food sellers who do not comply with both the environmental and public health laws.


Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/08/lagos-state-kicks-off-operation-no.html

Meanwhile some of the officers executing this order or their families live in shanties. SMH

bongolistik:
Do you believe that Konga now knows nothing again about consolidation of multiple items before delivery as they now charge full and separate delivery fees on each of the multiple items you buy on their site?

Imagine I recently wanted to buy 3 separate items from Konga on a single purchase; one is phone battery for N3,800 the other is a pair of jean trouser for N3,500 and the third is USB data cable for N700 and when I was about to check out, I noticed that Konga has added N1,000 each on the items as delivery fee, totalling N3,000 for the delivery charges and that was how I quickly terminated the order.

It seems Konga are failing to realise that they have competitors.

We are enduring the fact that they have recently hiked delivery fees on their items and then come again to notice this recent development.

It's now hightime person began to boycott shopping from Konga if they continue this way.

They even failed to realise that at times people shop for multiple items just because of leverage on delivery fees, but they have now defeated that aim by charging full seperate fees to deliver multiple items made on single purchase.

Would you have gone ahead with the purchase if you were in my shoes?

Source: http://highteknology.com/2016/06/konga-is-losing-it-all-by-doing-this-on.html

Thanks for the info I thought I was the only one. Mine was with Jumia they are doing same and sometimes you realize that the delivery charge is even higher than the cost of item bought. I had to engage their delivery men recently and I was not satisfied with the explanation that delivery is charged based on weight and I know this was not so at the beginning. So henceforth I wait until I have the time and I will go to Balogun market to get some of the items I need. For now, no online shopping

DropShot:
Poor job by the JTF and the Army.

Shouldn't there be verifiable ways of confirming their identity before announcing them as terrorists?

Please suggest one.

thanks

OP: Please what is the location and is the price negotiable.

Hello OP: JERGENS generally is to repair wrinkled area of the skin and they come in different forms. I for one use JERGENS for part of my body that rub together when u walk, such as between may legs and also under arms. For this purpose I use the JERGENS ultra healing. In your case you probably got the JERGENS with Shea butter which causes you to darken the more. I will suggest you check the content of the JERGENS you bought and ensure it doesn't contain Shea butter if it does then it is not ideal for you if you want a lighten skin. Also note the difference between JERGENS & Jergens (Go and find out the reason for this). I do hope you understand.
thank.

Xposer:
Who should I blame Jonathan or Buhari? one of them is definitely the cause of this

. GEJ of course.

Ginger is a great herbal root which if well prepared you will enjoy the full benefits as listed by the OP. This is how to bring the best out of this wonderful root from nature:

I Peel about two medium size ginger, ginger and turmeric. Wash them and pound with any kind of mortar scoop into a pot and add water and bring to boil. Let it cool off and u sieve into your cup and add either sugar or natural honey. For a better result I use natural honey but in absence of honey u can add a little sugar. usually I take this at night before I go to sleep so that I brush off in morning before going out so to avoid people perceiving the smell of ginger which turns people off. One significant discovery is that you will hardly fall sick and always have your bowels free and your system detox. Try this and thank me later.

libertyfather:
Internet happens to be the best place to find cure to all ailments very effective than your doctor's quote me if I'm wrong, before you go to the doctor make your search to aide the doctor as well, some years back When my baby felt sick I took her to the doctor only for him to be prescribing some drugs but during that process I told him my findings and he was surprise cancel the first prescription and re-prescribe... learn from the op search before proceeding to the hospital for quick result

To the OP i say a very big congratulation. And this is to buttress the fact that most doctors we have in our hospitals in naija are nothing but incompetent irrespective of where the hospital is located its all packaging. I almost lost my husband in the hands of quacks who call themselves doctors. How can someone go to hospital and without running a test you go ahead to administer drugs and even when tests are carried out u dont take time to know what the patient is alergic to or even how he may react to the drug based on the composition of such drug. Like i said twice this has happened to my husband and we have come to a conclusion that we will not visit naija hospitals again until we travel abroad out (in pipeline) eventhough the illness is there but we will manage it till then. The last one that happened was when my husband was feeling terrible back pain and he went to hospital in Victoria Island and doctor gave him drugs without running a test and advised maybe the sitting/lifting position. Three days after taking the drugs the condition grew worst and he repeated the visit and they gave him another drug all these he was still been charged to pay ooo. Still the drugs didnt work. On the third visit which was on appointment with a so-called specialist who ddnt do anything other than to tell him how to sit and how to lift thing; he was charged even higher this time. After about 5days no improvement, my husband decided to google the whole symtoms and to his surprised he was suffering from chronic typhoid and malaria and he had just returned from a country where this is prevalent. On realising this, he decided to go make 'trouble' at the hospital only for a trailer to bundle him out of the way at VGC roundabout, it was by God's grace that the accident was not fatal. With the incident he could not make it to the hospital again and was advised by a friend to visit a nearby Health Centre and lo and behold he had chronic typhoid and malaria which had lingered but due to the fact that he is not stressed and also takes good care of himself this was reason the illness did not manifest that much. Anyway i must also say that he was given a prescription at the clinic which would have been the last nail on the coffin because the drug nearly kill him after three days of administering it. Again he went to google and realised he would have died if he had continued with the drugs this made him visit the clinic, this time he was attended to by a different doctor who even question why he was given such drug in the first place. But all this questioning would have just been a 'voicemail' if the worst had happened. So i will suggest that we should embrace technology and the knowledge that comes with it otherwise we will all just be at the mercy of this our killer doctors around. But what baffles me again is the fact that when you go abroad the nigerian doctors you meet there are much more professional and on point that what we experience here - WHY??

Please forgive my long write-up

lolaxavier:

Not everyone has the financial power to buy original

The issue here is not whether original or not, pressure pot is pressure pot. I have been using pressure pot going for 15years now and i am enjoying all the benefits that comes with it. What happened here though very tragic but i am suspecting the person just bought the pot and did not take time to know how it is used or even read the manual. When using a pressure pot once you sense your food is done, you ensure the pot cools off before you attempt opening it however if you are not patient enough to wait for the pot to cool off, you can put the pot in your sink like i usually and pour cold water over the pot severally until you hear a soothing sound from the pot, only then it is safe to open the pot. I am looking at the picture here and i am wondering what in the world would this person do now not sure if this is naija but if it is ...... mercy.

free2ryhme:
Has fuel scarcity affected the number of comments today?


It has suddenly dropped ooo

because no NEPA to charge run down fone b3s and no fuel to power generators.

I had to leave the house at about past 9am as d house was so boring and no fuel to power d generator and my neighbors are as good as not being there. so I went to roam around the market at marina for good 5hours I just roamed and got caught in trafik around lekki for 2hrs
though I met light when I returned about 6pm but its gone again, but who cares. I had to leave the house at about past 9am as d house was so boring and no fuel to power d generator and my neighbors are as good as not being there. so I went to roam around the market at marina for good 5hours I just roamed and got caught in trafik around lekki for 2hrs
though I met light when I returned about 6pm but its gone again, but who cares.

very funny but true

siraj1402:
I comment my reserve. Not time yet.for the one announced so far,I can sleep and close by eye.
Till tomorrow,
I'm reminding baba the following.

#babanowthatyouarethere do not make same mistake like GEJ.
#babanowthatyouarethere let the world know that stealing is corruption.
#babanowthatyouarethere be the one to know and not America.
#babanowthatyouarethere do not set up committee for every issue.
#babanowthatyouarethere save us from Nepa, Revive our educational sector.
#babanowthatyouarethere only thunder should strike and not ASUU.
#babanowthatyouarethere do not say we have a strong economy because of number of private JETs in the country.
#babanowthatyouarethere do not divide us across religious line.
#babanowthatyouarethere please be the president and not your wife.

ellechrystal:
Lol. See crowd .i think most people r travelling to the location where they got their voters card, so they can vote peacefully .while some r running to their home town in case any yawa gas, they know their crannies.

LOLLLL but they cant be travelling to their home towns from the international airport, this pix is from the international airport the gateway from nigeria to other countries through the air space.

Happy married life
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Please in which book and chapter did you find God promising to help those who help themselves. Just asking.

ozoigbondu:
Jungle Justice is bad
But Boko haram is worse
To the northners i say kill them before they kill you
God will understand after all he said heaven helps those who help themselves
Self defense and self preservation is not a sin

#NeverAgain shall an illiterate tryannical old fossil lead nigeria
GEJ till heaven falls

I think she should have worn something else to the exam venue and then change right there after the exams. Just my 50cents in case someone else fall into such delima this way the wedding gown wont get rough or dirty.

HML to the bride.

barcanista:
Some people no just wan get sense at all

You have just gotten what you are looking for. Not only do i know how to prepare 50% but can do much more. Though i am not calabar but i schooled and lived there all my life.

chai!!

Toks2008:
Which kain temptation be this early sunday morning?


[size=20pt]PLEASE IF YOU ARE A CALABARIAN OR AN AKWA IBOMITE LADY WHO CAN COOK JUST HALF OF THE DIFFERENT DELICACIES DISPLAYED ON THIS THREAD AND YOU ARE READY TO SETTLE DOWN PLEASE LETS MEET.

CHAI! [/size]

Am sure they have worn it pampers to avoid such embarrasement.

wellmax:
Next governor indeed. Is the chicken dead or alive? I hope its alive so its can pour some shit on Maku's agbada. Lollll

Just about my thoughts too. What other evidence do we need to tell Jobless citizens everywhere your go

zubby29:
i dey laff o,bfr i forget pleas all dis people no get work abi na politics b der job?