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THE BODY IS STILL FRESH FOR SUYA ESPECIALLY THE BALLS FULANI SUYA MEAT GO SWEET PASS GRASSCUTTER |
I THINK THIS WILL SERVE
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FORGIVENESS IS A SIN. KILL DEM ALL COS THEY HAVE KILLED MANY ITS THEIR OWN TIME TO DIE. USELESS COROFOS |
SEE AS THE MAN ROOM DIRTY REACH. THE HOUSE LOOKS LIKE WHERE HE IS TRAINING CHICKEN MAY BE THE COBRA FELT HIS LEG WAS A CHICKEN. |
[color=#000099][/color][b][/b] THE GOVERNOR OF BENNI ROAD SHOULD BE INSPECTING THE POLICE OR MOBILE POLICE THAT IS POSTED IN THAT ROAD SOMETIMES THEY DISGUARD THEM SELF AFTER THE ROBBERY THEY WILL GO AND PUT ON THERE UNIFORM. GO TO WHERE THEY HIDE THERE HILLUX AND BRING IT TO THE PLACE THE INCIDENT HAPPENED. PLEASE PUBLIC BENNI, ORE ,OKADA, ONITSHA ,OSUN AND OGUN IS IT HARD FOR THE GOVERNMENT OF THIS AREA TO GIVE ORDERS TO THE C.P OR EVEN THE D.P.O TO KEEP LIKE 20 HILLUX IN ALL OF THESE VARIOUS DESTINATIONS AND BRING OUT ONE INSPECTING TEAM THAT WILL BE INSPECTING THEM? . LAST TIME I WAS COMING FROM ABIA STATE TO KWARA ON 5 MUNITES TO REACH ONITSHA WE MET A CHECK POINT OF MOPOL THEY STOPPED OUR VEHICLE ASKED THE DRIVER TO COME DOWN I SAW LIKE 8 OTHER VEHICLE THAT PARKED BEFORE US. THE ONE THAT APPROACHED OUR DRIVER ASKED HIM WHAT WAS IN THE BOOT OUR DRIVER TOLD HIM ITS FEMALE HEAD TIE AND HI JAB WHICH MUSLIM WOMEN USE TO COVER THERE HEAD BEFORE PRAYING THE MOBILE MAN TOLD THE DRIVER THAT OUR BILL IS #5000 OUR DRIVER SHOUTED YEE THAT ITS TOO MUCH THAT HE WAS SETTLING FEW POLICE IN THE WAY WITH #100 OR #200 THE MOBILE TOLD OUR DRIVER THAT HE IS MAD HE CAME AND DRAGGED THE CONDUCTOR OUTSIDE AND TOLD ME TO COME DOWN WHEN I DID I AM SECURITY CONSCIOUS I FIRST LOOKED AT THERE HILLUX AND FOUND OUT THAT IT WAS ONLY 2 MOBILE THAT WAS IN THAT JUNCTION. TO CUT THE STORY SHORT THE MOBILE MAN CALLED ONE LORRY DRIVER AND ASKED HIM HOW MANY HOUR HAS HE STAYED HERE THE MAN SAID 1 HOURS BECAUSE HE REFUSED TO GIVE THEM #5000 THEN THE DRIVER GAVE THEM #3000 HE TOLD HIM TO GO WE STAYED LIKE 1 HOUR THERE OUR DRIVER PRAYED FOR THAT 1 HOUR IN FRONT OF THERE HILLUX. AFTER I MET THE OTHER MOBILE AFTER TALKING TO HIM HE ACCEPTED 1000 AND TOLD US TO GO AS WE WERE LEAVING IN 10TH POLE FROM THAT CHECK POINT WE SAW A TANKER THAT FELT DOWN CROSSING THAT TANKER WE SAW THE LORRY OF THAT DRIVER THAT TOOK OFF WHO GAVE THEM 3000 SO I BEGAN TO HEAR DONT GO DONT GO OUR DRIVER TOOK THE OTHER LANE JUST TO CROSS THAT LORRY THAT FELT WE HAD A GUN SHOT. IT HIT OUR WIND SCREEN LUCKILY THE BULLET SCRATCHED MY HEAD I LOST SO MUCH BLOOD OUR DRIVER TOOK OFF TILL HE REACHED ONITSHA MAIN BRIDGE WE SAW NAVAL OFFICERS THEY BROUGHT SOME CHEMICAL AND APPLIED IT IN THAT WOUND THE BLEEDING STOPPED AFTER SHARING THE STORY TO THEM THEY SAID IT IS POLICE THAT WERE ROBING. MY QUESTION NOW IS (1)HOW CAN 2 MOBILE MEN COVER A LONG EXPRESS. (2)IF THEY ARE MORE THAN 2 WHERE ARE THE REST(3) Y MUST THEY COLLECT BRIBE (4) Y ARE THEY REALISING 1VEHICLE 1HOUR (5)Y MUST IT BE THAT IT IS 10 POLES FROM THEM ARMED ROBBERS ARE NOT MUUMUU IF IT IS REAL CRIMINAL THEY CANNOT ROB MORE THAN 2 MUNITES |
OLOFOFO GO AND SLEEP
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THE BIGGINING DEY GOOD SHA BUT THE MIDDLE AND ENDING GO DETERMINE |
NAWA OH JUST I NIGHT TWEKING AND Bleep WETING SHE GO TELL ALLAH |
HMMM U STILL GET MOUTH TO CALL ATTENDANT OK NOW I GO WAIT U FOR DREAM |
U KILLED ME I MUST KILL U 2
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BUHARI BANK
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HOW MANY OF UNA LOVE HAND SHECK AFTER UNA DON SHECK FINISH UNA GO SEE FRIED GROUNDNUT UNA GO BUY AM. UNA START TO DEY CHOP AM WITHOUT WASHING OF HAND NOT ONLY THAT MOST FRUITS THAT DONT NEED WASHING SOMETIMES UNA HAND GO DEY SMELL DEAD BODY SIMETIMES SHEET UNA NO GO EVEN MIND ANY WAY NA UNA LUCK SHA
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PROFETHESS U ARE SEXY SEND UR MOBILE NUMBER TO ME WE DO SOMTIN I THINK MY MALE PIG NEEDS TO Bleep BADLY |
Y MUST U CONFRONT A MAN IN MORTAL COMBAT DO U THINK THAT NIGERIA IS U.K HERE WE PANEL BEAT WOMAN WEY Bleep UP WHO KNOWS WHAT U WERE AIRMIN TO DO TO HIM U MUST BE DOES WOMEN THAT GRABS A MANS BALL OR PENNIS. HEY WEY U BOY NEXT TIME ADD KOBOKO IF DONT HAVE LOOK FOR NAKED WIRE NONSENCE |
BIAFRA IS THE SOLUTION |
WHO KNOWS WHAT DAT MAN DID NA SO ONE MAN WEY SIT DOWN ON THE FRONT OF OUR TRAVELLING BUS SAID ESPRI DE CALL TO ARMY AT CHECK POINT DEN THE ARMY ASK HIM WHICH CALL HE SAID VULKNIZER NA SO DEM BEAT D MAN BLACK YELLOW AND BLUE |
IF I CATCH U EAA I NO SURE SEY U GO FIT PISS FOR UR LIFE TIME AGAIN I GO USE UR PENNIS COOK PEPER SOUP PENNIS |
I HAVE SEEN A POST WHERE BOKO HARAWAM TOP LEADERS WERE ARRESTED AND WERE LAUGHING IN COURT WHAT IS THE SECRET BEHIND AND WHY IS THIS ONE NOT LAUGHING AND HOW MANY OF THEM IN THE PICS ARE MILITANT AND WHY IS IT ONLY 1 RIFFLE WAS PRESENTED I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS POST MEN THERE IS SOMETHING FISHING |
[color=#990000][/color]This is the first time on line with nairaland please let us not judge this man this man or kill him please please please. But i just need one favour cut off his ball and give me i will chop it willignly abeg |
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