₦airaland Forum

Weretuntun:
I went to brothel today , only to meet two girls, pot bellied and slim one, i take the slim one and we agreed one thousand naira per round, end room to bleep , a few minutes , the stand up and said that my money has expired,i was suprised that i have never cum and just few minute that we started to knack, the girl is either add another money or chop better beating and be carried out if i try any stubornness, the girl is stating the fact, because the i am angry is either kill her or she kill me , i don`t want to appear in nairaland front for crime section .and konji don hold me very well, naso i gave her my remaining transport fare.and cum. Na leg i use trek back house ontop of empty stomach,

Weretuntun, na now your madness start.

Na turn by turn, olosho get to your turn u wan privatise it, Haba.

Why always Igbo??

4akomnehpetS:
Nonsense

This is one of the reason embassy deny visa without remorse.


Internet never forgets

Prick

Putin na your mate?

How I wish they allow ibo to go, Nigeria will be visa free country to any destination worldwide.

APC and lies

Na international BRICkayer association ba?

God bless Ekiti, the fountain of knowledge comes the land of honour.

Prigozhin:
I am not dead why the evil wish.

Hallelujah, he is alive.

Judas of Port Harcourt

Thunder fire Buhari wherever he is.

Form A shew me shege.

I have lost hope in Nigeria.

Q

He good na, make terrorists dey do La Liga shooting for us

So Tonto with over used kpekus who was made deputy governor is an upright person.

A case of my sin is better than your sin.

Upcoming president of Nigeria.

If u are still single now and u saw this movie back in those days. Thank your star, u dodge a bullet. What will u be giving your wife and children now to eat. Is it agbado or ewa or garri.

NYSC saed certificates. So useless like p in psychology.

Let the Kpekus breath....

He go soon reach my turn.


Life na turn by turn.

jonero4:
My little nephew was crying because i refuse to eat sand he cook ,in d name of rice.

Why u sef no eat am. He good?

The rats in my house are so intelligent.

Them don get liver now. They no dey fear me again.

They will see me and still be coming to where I dey, it seems we will now be sharing house rent.

I don laugh tire.
This one too na marriage abi na skit?

Anambra, Delta, Enugu, Ebonyi, Bayelsa, Abuja, Edo, Kogi, Ekiti, Ondo, Osun, Oyo, Lagos, Ogun, Kwara.


God knows that I cannot near North. I always turned down any opportunities to travelled to the North..

My first love will favor me and my family.

Those 17 things will favor me and my family.

Nothing concern Tilupu with coup d'etat in Niger. The same measure given to Ballot d'etat should be given to coup d'etat.

We don't want war against our brethren.

endsarrrs:
Back side like mine.



Na one man dey sponsor this called holiday....

BTW, How to monetize FTC(first to comment) space here in Nairaland

Make we see am

How market Fayemi?

APC is just a useless association.