If God could answer my prayers for conceptopn after 7mnth of marriage he will sure do same for u. My husband is a happy man. Just pray watch wait for ur time. It is well

A letter to my boss

Dear boss,
It may come as a surprise to see this letter, but i beseech your audience for a while.
You have hated me for doing no wrong to you for a long time. Is it because i happen to hail from a different tribe other than yours? Or is it because i am not of same religion, or maybe because my ideology of existence is different from yours?
Does it bother you that i am not in line with the trend of the modern day.
Dear boss, i am different because i chose to be different in the sense that being different is beautiful and a big challenge in a society one finds his/her self.
Does it pain you that i dont lick your ass, castigate,criticise innocent people just to be on your good side and obtain favours that is condemnable before the most High.
Dear boss, you are occupying the position you are because God gave you the opportunity to be a good leader and a discerned judge of the people your law gorvern.
Dear boss, no one is too big or powerful to admit fault. Everything we aquired in this life is in the end; vanity upon vanity.
Dear Boss, It doesn't pay if you delibrately crush an ant just because you can crush such a punny creature without flinching.
Dear boss, i want to remind you " there is God o" for the humilation, obvious hatred and belittlement of your fellow human-being.
Dear God i know you are listening!

Tell him to stay away from sugar completely and make akamu and liquid milk his friend morning and night. I mean akamu as thick as hot amala. Pls tnk me 2 wks later.

Dear nls I need a comprehensive teaching plan from the honourable teachers in the house.

Akkord4gov:
Good write up

I was sexually harassed and stigmatized in my office. Some people blamed me for reporting it.

meshacha1:
#11 When you are pregnant for him, keep it.

keep it so you can suffer child bearing alone. Which kan brain washing be dis

sanomi0001:
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that is for oshofri Nigerians

londongal03:
Lol

with this kind of food I give him 2weeks to be raised to the power of obesity. Relationships is not all about food.
Some of these food looks good but tasteless

ChiSun27:
You can't be having problems with all the yoruba women if the fault is not from you...try to work on yourself and open your mind to accommodate them by accepting and living with their flaws. If you can be at peace with other women...why can't you be at peace with the yoruba women?


The fault is from you....thoroughly check yourself.

criticism on the positive side

Vanquay16:
My sincere apologies . Is your bf thing now working if not lets arrange that Us flight

monkey go US monkey return. Money na always monkey

Vanquay16:
Sorry let me book you flight to Us. So i can prostrate for you

there is no need for the insults and that makes you close minded and myopic. I mean no offence.

Vanquay16:
Suck their Husbands dicks afterall Igbos excel at that just like yorubas excel at troubling you. Close minded idiot

you need rebranding. Too much hate kills faster.

working in an office mostly women. The problem is that I keep having problems with the Yoruba women while other non Yoruba are accommodating and friendly.is it that I am not in tune with their cultural dos and donts or my introverted personality, this I can hardly say. Pls NL help me how to go about it. Tnks

mkpikpub:
I need an advice fellow Nairalanders. My Friend's wife is making my once easy life very complicated. I have a very close friend. We went through the same secondary school and university.

We are both working for different multinational companies. We are very comfortable and have a very wonderful family. My Friend's wife wants an affair with me. She's so open about it and I have told her it's a big No.

She disturbs me with calls and love text messages. I have not told my wife and I have not told my friend. Recently my friend travelled to US on a training and he called me about 11P.m that I should help take the wife to his company's clinic because according to my friend she was in crises. My wife did not object to my rendering this assistance at that time of the night and I took the risk for a friend but when I got there, the two kids were already in bed. I was expecting to see her in a critical state, but she was not. The next thing she did was to send her maid upstairs to stay with the kids that she was going to the hospital and will lock up. I noticed that she was trying to feign some abdominal pains in front of the maid. All of a sudden, she came up and held me tight.

I manage to take her to my car and I ended up driving her around the streets of Ph. She confessed she wanted to sleep with me and that we should lodge somewhere till morning. I told her to give me time to think about it. This was just for me to return her home. Should I tell my wife and her husband?

Please help I am not myself anymore.

bros anytime you want to go there make ur wife follow you and stay with you as long as that jezebel is present. Do not give in to her because that will be the beginning of ur downfall.

braine:
Nickelback - Lullaby; totally on point. I just love Nickelback.

The Metro, Nickelback, Coldplay, Brian Adams, the Reds, Bonjovi, Linking Parker, Michael learns to Rock, and more. Rock music gets you active even when you don't want.

mutter:
No! great minds need their own company.

The problem is you are like a closed book, but the moment you open up: they read you, use you, abuse you and dump you.

Remain the way you! Be true to yourself. The world has got enough court clowns.

from experience I have suffered a whole lot as an introvert but shame on them who couldn't decode my personality. Cheers

ronald4lif:
She's 100% accurate. Sex is very vital in sustaining a marriage and couple should ensure they're sexually compatible before walking down the aisle.

Organized religion preaches otherwise but religious phrase and quotes won't rescuscitate a dysfunctional penis.

Imagine a lady telling a 2mins man or someone battling erectile malfunction that she don't want premarital sex. The guy would just smile and quickly endorse her opinion knowing fully well the marriage plans might not see the light of the day and she won't proceed with the wedding should she find out about his sexual inabilities and malfunctioning.

what you said is true but how do you justify a cheating husband and wife even though they enjoyed quality sex in matrimony and seek for extra hand (deek) outside their marriage.

ronald4lif:
She's 100% accurate. Sex is very vital in sustaining a marriage and couple should ensure they're sexually compatible before walking down the aisle.

Organized religion preaches otherwise but religious phrase and quotes won't rescuscitate a dysfunctional penis.

Imagine a lady telling a 2mins man or someone battling erectile malfunction that she don't want premarital sex. The guy would just smile and quickly endorse her opinion knowing fully well the marriage plans might not see the light of the day and she won't proceed with the wedding should she find out about his sexual inabilities and malfunctioning.

what you said is true but how do you justify a cheating husband and wife even though they enjoyed quality sex in matrimony and seek for extra hand outside

BayoAdex:
Good morning everyone, I am an American naturalized citizen and currently a studying chemical engineering in the United States. My plan is to relocate to Nigeria after the completion of my program (plus an MBA) with the aim of working in a top oil and gas/petrochemical firm, as life in the U.S to me is "monkey dey work baboon dey chop".

Please I need your candid advise whether relocating to Nigeria is something reasonable. By the way I used to live in Lagos and Ibadan, I left Nigeria about 5 years ago so I pretty much still have a feel. Please Engineers in the house and my honorable people, I need your advise. Thank you.

just try and make proper inquiry b4 making the move to return and perhaps seek for employment for job from there when things are to ur liking you can come home and continue where you stopped because naia no be place for sme,sme and dulling things ooo. High rate of unemployment BE WARNED

abrahimzy:
The NIGERIA CUSTOM internal recruitment is on to apply call MR Ibrahim on: for assistance on how to proccess the form. Please beware of fraudsters

419

temitemi1:
Please Doctors in d house, what is going to become this guy's fate

no more chuking tins for another one year or more. Maybe he was forcing it into her mouth so she decided to bite off the Anaconda head in anger. Hohohohahaha

Galacious1:
.

thank you madam for writing this epistle. Neeeeeeext!

koligs:


Go and masturbat.e

you should be ashamed of such statements. You don't give up masturbation that easy, it can stay a lifetime.

obitee69:
I'v been pondering what the right age is for a guy to get married. I'm 27 and my parents say I'm getting old lol. I stay alone in a small apartment(1 bedroom), drives a good car and i'm a bit stable financially but anytime I reason the bills that comes with marriage and the numerous responsibility, I go just tire. E.g. Moving out from my 1bed to a 3bed in my area will need I cough out 1.5M for rent. Chei. I can see why many men are not ready. . What ur take on this guys?

why would u want to rent a 3bedrm if u can save that money for 3yrs, buy a piece of land somewhere and build ur home.

izutex007:
Wen our mates in UK and United states pass bills for innovations our house of reps. Are busy passing bills d@ wld endanger the girl child.


I dont blame dem... moral bankrupty remains a disease in 9ja!!!

They are suffering from poverty of the mind and conscience.

vedd:

Chris Anyanwu sponsored it. So i heard.

Chris anyawu is a Witch. A jezebel for that matter. What would be her state of mind if she is one of the 11yrs girl that hymen is being ruptured by some biggg anaconda. I wish her the agony of these children amen.

Mogidi:
Edited:

This bill was supposed to help defenceless children but it has inadvertently helped paedophiles up north. The age was lowered to guarantee passage but paedophiles up north can now legally defile a child with help from this bill.
www.nairaland.com/attachments/1469318_972251_10151521159951977_1632356528_n_jpg07fc3145133eae62c29c91fa1dc34392

Nigerian senator are the most useless of all. Ok lets say we agree for a test we want them all to produce their 11 yrs children, grand children and nieces and let see how this bitter-sour bill will taste in their stupid mouths. Paedophiles. Bokoharams

Tallesty1:
And pray make she no be Patience Ozokwor.

if u like go wear Mary mother of Christ clothes if she hates u she hates u be that even for the simplest thing u do. Some mother and sister inlaws nah Jezebels them be. Thank God mine is not.

SarahBabyxx:
''Both senators who have been in the Senate for over 10
years, were re-elected in the 2015 general elections to.....''


Over 10 years!! This people are just too greedy for power. We've had the same people in power for 10 years now....and we wonder why we aren't moving forward

Thank God. They should leave with rheir stiff hand and stingy arse

jom28gy:
thats remind me something,my Android does not downlaod something at all,what is the cause?

Mine was stupid. I'd to sell it and buy my Nokia. If its not Nokia then it is not NOKIA.

faroukfahima:
Yesterday the strangest thing happened when the Nigerian Senate passed a record 46 bills into law in just 10 minutes.

The bills were introduced by the Chairman, Senate Committee on Rules and Business, Senator Ita Enang and all 46 of them had been recently passed by the lower House of Representatives.

The Senate’s decision to pass the bills was predicated on the fact that the life of the current assembly is expected to expire in a few days time and that enough resources had already been expended in processing the bills, hence there was the need to pass them and forward same to the President for his assent.

According to Enang, the “bills by this resolution are hereby read and deemed read a third time and passed, to be transmitted to the President for assent in accordance with the Acts (Authentication) Act, and the Constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, 1999.

“That the votes and proceedings containing all bills be produced for adoption, as passed by the House.”

Not everyone accepted the fast track.

Some senators led by Senator Domingo Obende, Edo State, and George Sekibo, Rivers State, opposed the passage of the bills in less than ten minutes.

The Senate President asked them to write their names and signature when the house became too rowdy and efforts to calm them failed.

Here are the 46 bills passed by the senate:

1. Tertiary Education Trust Fund (Establishment etc) Act (Amendment), 2015;

2. Office of the Nigerian Financial Ombudsman Bill;

3. Institute of Chartered Trustees of Nigeria Bill;

4. National Convicts and Criminal Records (Registry) Bill, 2015;

5. Community Service Bill;

6. People’s Bank of Nigeria Act (Repeal) Bill

7. Nigerian Bank for Commerce and Industry Act (Repeal).

8. National Commission for Rehabilitation Act (Repeal) Bill;

9. Maintenance Orders Act (Repeal) Bill, 2015;

10. Federal Saving Bank Act (Repeal) Bill 2015;

11. Loan (State Development) Act (Repeal), 2015;

12. Nigerians in Diaspora (Establishment) Commission, 2015;

13. Electronic Transactions Bill, 2015;

14. Chartered Institute of Statiscians of Nigeria, 2015

15. Nigerian Metallurgical Industry Bill, 2014,

16. Federal Audit Commission Bill, 2015,

17. National Centre for Agricultural Mechanisation Act (Amendment,) Bill,

18. Nigerian International Financial Centre (Establishment, etc) Bill,

19. Investment and Securities (Amendment) Bill

20. Nigerian Communications Satellite, Bill,

21. Federal Capital Territory Education Resources Centre (Establishment) Bill;

22. Labour Institutions (Establishment);

23. Witness Protection Programme Bill;

24. Institute of Mediators and Conciliators Bill;

25. Legal Education Act (Establishment) Bill;

26. National Health Insurance Commission Bill;

27. National Economic Intelligence Committee (Establishment) Act (Repeal) Bill.

28.Federal College Dental Technology and Therapy Bill,

29. Federal Capital Territory College of Nursing and Midwifery Bill,

30. Oaths Act (Amendment) Bill,

31. Federal Capital Territory Hospital Management Board (Establishment) Bill,

32. Passport (Miscellaneous Provisions) (Amendment) Bill,

33. Chartered Institute of Management Accounts of Nigeria

34. Federal Capital Territory Water Board (Establishment) Bill,

35. Institute of Local Government and Public Administration Bill,

36. Whistle-blower Protection Bill,

37. Family Economic Advancement Programme (Establishment, etc) 2015,

38. Family Support Trust Fund Act (Repeal) Bill,

39. Nigerian Industrial Development Bank (Guarantee) Act (Repeal) Bill,

40. Treasury Management Bill 2015;

41. Legislative Powers and Privileges Act (Repeal and Re-Enactment) Bill,

42. Anti-Torture Bill, 2015;

43. Lobbyist (Registration and Regulation) Bill,

44. National Hospital for Women and Children, Abuja (Establishment, etc) Act (Amendment) Bill,

45. Nigerian Prisons Act CAP, P29 LFN 2004 (Repeal and Re-Enactment) Bill 2015 and

46. Nigerian Oil and Gas Industry Content Act 2010 (Amendment) Bill 2015.

http://www.forumspotz.net/see-list-of-46-bills-the-nigerian-senate-passed-yesterday/

Chei so they knew their primary assignments as lawmakers all along but decided to act within a twinkle. Mmofos mchwww

domopps:
Op where are all his RINGS?







Cheeeeeeers

Charlie pikin!