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Fashion / Re: Ladies: Can You Attend Events Without Makeup? by ONESS: 3:59pm On Sep 16, 2014
LaurelP: Really, can a typical Naija girl do without makeup? As in just bath, brush her hair and dress up without applying any makeup, especially when going to events, church or party?

Is there any lady who can do that? I want to marry her!
i can imagine the the type of ojujukalaba in different attire that will grace such occasion. (nightmarish faces walking in day light).
WARNING DO NOT TRY SUCH IDEA!!!!
Sports / Re: Your Opinion About The Super Eagle's Performance Against South Africa? by ONESS: 5:41pm On Sep 11, 2014
Iaz93: Keshi's salary should be doubled so we can start winning matches. grin grin

...and to think it was this same Mikel that was nominated for Africa's Best Player shocked Ahh! Shame dey catch me. Mikel should just retire. grin
That is myopic. you can achieve with so little if you are determined to succeed. the players own the field of play not the coach abeg. NFA should wake up and do things rightly.
Education / Re: How To Control Your Anger by ONESS: 8:58am On Sep 11, 2014
Guykhena:
Why can't you just embrace it and let it take control,,,,,,,

Unleash the monster,stop fighting it.......
Yea good idea. but the after effect is a sorry or penance state which is invariably you looking quite stupid.
better be calm than angry during storm. (culled from experience)
Jokes Etc / Re: 15 People Who Are Dumber Than You (and Everyone Else) by ONESS: 10:21am On Sep 03, 2014
NewsINigeria: hmm
dumb and dumbest
Family / Re: What Are The Most Important Words Of Advice Given You By Your Parent? by ONESS: 9:43am On Sep 01, 2014
Do not date married men because if you do another woman will take ur husband from u. do unto others what u want to be done to u.

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Religion / Re: Some Things That Attract Demons To People by ONESS: 10:11am On Dec 19, 2013
KoloOyinbo:

This is incredibly offensive to Catholics AND Muslims. It is also nonsense (especially the bit about rock and roll). This is precisely the sort of narrow minded idiocy born of ignorance that make people think all Christians are idiots. True Christians would not say anything like this. And before you jump in and call me either a Muslin or Catholic I am neither. Simply a non denominational Christian!

THE MIND IS AN EMPTY SPACE SO EVERYONE IS ENTITLED TO FILL IT WITH WHATEVER THEY SO WISH. ME AND MY HOME WILL FOLLOW AND SERVE JEHOVAH, YAWEH AND CHRIST HIS SON. FINISH!

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Career / Re: Questions That Will Help You Find Out Your True Self. by ONESS: 12:48pm On Oct 03, 2013
JUJU DON CHANGE HAND COME DEY UPGRADED OOO. UNA TRY WELL WELL.
Celebrities / Re: Jim Iyke Tweets About His Deliverance by ONESS: 1:42pm On Sep 30, 2013
This is the best and wiser decision bro. the Almighty liveth for sure.
Culture / Re: The "Mazi" Title In Igbo Society by ONESS: 11:03am On Jul 16, 2013
[that is why he came to u for clearity]
U r misinforming the populace when u say ikwerres use the title mazi. Ikwerres never make use of mazi. we make use of the title Nye Dike meaning a brave one.Stop roping Ikwerres into this ur Ibo arrangement. [/quote]
Culture / Re: The "Mazi" Title In Igbo Society by ONESS: 11:02am On Jul 16, 2013
it is bia wgha'oji.
Nairaland / General / Re: Does Flogging Have A Place In Modern Nigerian Society? by ONESS: 10:20am On May 27, 2013
The bible admonished us to train up a child in the way he/she should go and when he is old he will not depart from it. I am also aware the bible said that it is good to spare a child and spoil the rod. which means parents and guardians have more work to do with their children to put them right with the thing of life but many have deviated from this and thereby making the children gangsters, terrorists, dropouts, religious extremists and so forth. so for me spanking a child in fact beating a child is very much welcome to me.
~Bluetooth:

Spanking is a Nigerian culture and I'm not sure you can take that away from them irrespective of their level of education.I don't believe in granting children absolute right to be wayward and useless to the society.

Maybe the Adebolajos won't have become terrorists if their parents had spanked that spirit of terror from their blood with a koboko while growing up.Well,Koboko is actually used to reset children to their default settings. grin
Fashion / Re: Help Me Re- Invent My Style by ONESS: 10:34am On May 09, 2013
I CAN HELP DO THE SHOPPING WITH YOU. IF U ARE INTERESTED I AM AVAILABLE WEEKENDS. HENCE YOU ARE LOADED.
Romance / Re: My Manhood Wouldn't Let Me Approach Woman, How Can I Overcome It, I Need Help by ONESS: 2:13pm On Apr 17, 2013
Bros the mind is the door lock or keep it open its ur choice. stop watching or reading porns they will do u no good. for example see what u are passing through. Redefine ur thinking style and it will all be well with u.
Romance / Re: Why Are Corpers So Promiscuous...? by ONESS: 9:29am On Mar 04, 2013
Sooner or later they will take the empty carton of their body to one innocent man/woman. mchewwwwwwwwww. promiscuos society we live in no moral values anymore. the worst is most parents push their children into it, so far you dey bring money come home whatever you do to get the money is none of their business.
Nairaland / General / Re: Popular Brands From The Late 70's, 80's And Early 90's by ONESS: 5:39pm On Feb 25, 2013
HOW ABOUT brama orange brama tonic, brama cola, brama lemon.
Politics / Re: Document Of Nigeria's Amalgamation In 1914 (picture) by ONESS: 2:03pm On Feb 21, 2013
they should call it 100 years amalgamation of horror, misery, bloodshed and utmost hatred. period
Fashion / Re: Stop Letting Fashion Trends Dictate To You by ONESS: 2:45pm On Feb 13, 2013
I WEAR WHAT I FEEL COMFORTABLE WITH AND IT IS AWAY FROM THE SO CALLED FASHION OF TODAY THAT IS DEVILISH AND SEDUCTIVE.
I PRAY THAT EVERY BODY BOTH YOUNG AND OLD WILL COME TO LEARN THAT THE TRENDING FASHION IS A GATEWAY TO SELF DESTRUCTION. SIMPLE

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Religion / Re: Praying Loudly Vs Praying Quietly: What Do You Guys Think. by ONESS: 9:48am On Jan 04, 2013
the muslims can explain better.
Religion / Re: Jesus Was Born Years Earlier Than Thought. - Pope by ONESS: 10:53am On Nov 22, 2012
seriallink: Some people are just silly; making senseless comments doesn't change what the Pope said! Must you insult people to make a point? Not surprised! That is what you guys resort to when your Church issues are being discussed! It's very clear that Catholics will soon resume killing to defend their Church doctrines grin !!!

Was it not the Catholic Church that brought in Christmas, Easter and other pagan traditions into Christianity? Even when the Pope is admitting that these celebrations have pagan origins, some people are still talking!!! *Smh* BTW, my problem is not even the date/time of Christ's birth but the pagan celebration linked to it!!!
Christmas and other christian celebrations were put in place of the pagan holidays in those days so that the christians of then and new converts dont get tempted to celebrat with the pagans as they use to celebrate the holiday. so to me this is a way of bulshiting the things of Christ. Christians are not even supposed to celebrate anything called birthday because John the baptist was beheaded during king Herod's birthday, but what would you do as a loyal disciple of Christ Jesus to keep the faith and not let your new converts to stray or backslide. think about it and give me your feed back.
Politics / Re: Should Nigerians Be Given Financial Incentives To Go For Optional Sterilization? by ONESS: 8:44am On Nov 20, 2012
caseless: and why u have that one(toto) to enjoy is becos they subsidise am, if minister of women affair and Gej remove the subsidy now....we wil be left with nothing...no more source of sweetness, we go come de live bitter-leaf life style. Hmmm..economy no good, so i no fit marry...*grabs ashawo* to cool-off.
u see my dear writer the Devil can not be seen but it is resides in the heart of every man only if you allow him. this your notion is satanic pls repent from such idea unless ypou already have a palace in hell then ride on.
Romance / Re: What Kind Of Wedding Ceremony Do You Prefer? by ONESS: 10:07am On Nov 01, 2012
Anticipating my COURT WEDDING soon. i dont give a hoot to flabouyant wedding that is fill of nothing but trouble at the end.
Foreign Affairs / Re: French Magazine Risks Muslim Anger With Mohammed Cartoons by ONESS: 11:44am On Sep 19, 2012
Where there is lack of knowledge the people perish - holy Bible
Romance / Re: What Three Characteristics Make Someone Beautiful? by ONESS: 9:26am On May 14, 2012
A heart of GOLD. very simple!
Romance / Re: Is There Anything Like A "Perfect" Relationship? by ONESS: 1:13pm On Apr 19, 2012
mr or miss perfect u hv to keep to yourself because there is nothing as PERFECT as far as God is the only perfect being.
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson Slaps Makeup Artist On Set & Smashes Her Phone For Filming Her by ONESS: 11:15am On Apr 17, 2012
This is the begining of her carrier just like jenevieve. she has become full of herself soon u will see her crashing from the hilltop. i dnt even like her fake acting that is so disgusting to my throat that i feel like throwing up. shit. nonsense actress my foot. if na me i go woose her front and back b4 the crew ask wetin dey happen. mumu with her smelling armpit.
Crime / Re: R A P I S T S New Tactics: Read And Take Note Nairalanders! by ONESS: 4:55pm On Apr 12, 2012
this is the sign of the end of days. these days sex is so cheap as groundnut N5. or they are just lunatics walking freely on the streets.
Health / Re: What Tips Do You Have To A Flatter Tummy? by ONESS: 5:22pm On Mar 14, 2012
U CAN GO ON HUNGER STRIKE OR PLASTIC SURGERY. LOL
TV/Movies / Re: Which Is The Cartoon Of Alltime by ONESS: 7:56am On Mar 07, 2012
i am a cartoon freak i can name a thousand of them but the best of all time is beauty and the beast,
lion king 1,2,3, little mermaid sequels , tom and jerry, finding nemo, happy feet, to mention but few
Romance / Re: Do People Fall In Love Via Phone Calls Only? by ONESS: 1:15pm On Mar 06, 2012
I ONCE MET A GUY ON FACEBOOK AND WHEN WE HAD OUR FIRST BLIND DATE IT TURNED OUT THAT HE IS A SMOKER AND THAT REPELLED ME. WE NEVER SAW AGAIN.
Romance / Re: Do People Fall In Love Via Phone Calls Only? by ONESS: 1:11pm On Mar 06, 2012
100+ very very impossible! that means FAKE
IF U FALL IN LOVE OVER THE PHONE HOW ABOUT THE PHYSICAL FALLIN IN LOVE
Romance / Re: What Is The Best Compliment You Ever Recieved? by ONESS: 2:28pm On Mar 01, 2012
so when do we begin?

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