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Politics / Re: Hilarious Photo :president Buhari's News Conference . Give This Photo A Name. by ONESS: 4:56pm On Jun 02, 2015
This shows that we are too far from nature and too afraid to be who we are. Living a fake life is the new order. Simplicity is always the best way of life.

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Family / Re: Being A Strong Woman Isnt Remarkable, It's Normal - Adichie by ONESS: 6:02am On May 31, 2015
[quote author=FrancisTony post=34239515][/quote]wished everyone knows this especially the women who twists, bends, squeeze, themselves and bleach their skin to get attention and be liked by men.
Entertainment / Re: Actress Rita Edochie's Children Join Nollywood by ONESS: 8:20pm On May 27, 2015
Vessi:
I don't know about the dude but the chicka sure needs to be dis vi r gined by those producers, directors, we-we. grin
Nigerian things is always a vicious circle. See politicians parols.
Entertainment / Re: See What A Night Club In Lagos Looked Like In 1959 (photo) by ONESS: 8:17pm On May 27, 2015
jnrbayano:
There's no proof that that place is a club

Open that wrapper from the side and that's it... smiley
Na end of the year gbedu abeg. The op just turn the picture black and white jor
Romance / Re: The Kinds Of Girls An Hustling Nigerian Guy Needs In His Life by ONESS: 10:30pm On Apr 21, 2015
TheSonOfMark:


Are you a feminist, Janelle?
me like to heat things up even when there is nothing boiling o.
Politics / Re: ‘enough Of Igbo Disruption In Lagos’ - Yorubas Outside Nigeria Speak by ONESS: 9:46am On Apr 11, 2015
EggovinMma:
Reading.

I don't understand what respect one gives for not voting a lagosian.Is JK not a lagosian? Is democratic process of voting ones choice now a disrespect to a traditional throne in a federal nation?The igbos dont own lagos, I agree, but they still constitute a huge percentage of its population, and has the constitutional rights to vote and be voted for, in other for their interests to be favoured through good policies qq.
Nna why the hate. The yorubas hates the igbos the hausas hate the igbo people. Even before during and after the civil war. We are peace loving people
Romance / Re: She Always Felt Guilty After Romance. by ONESS: 8:48am On Mar 19, 2015
swtme:
Just keep reassuring her that u truly love her. ..she just needs u to continue proving ur love 4 her
ABEG POINT OF CORRECTION SEX IS NOT A PROOF OF LOVE. WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE BEING MISGUIDED WITH SINFUL PLEASURES. Chai Chai may God have mercy on us all.
Family / Re: Did This Happen In Your Family While Growing Up? (Photo) by ONESS: 10:55am On Mar 18, 2015
RedBenson:
Lol. I'm sure your mum must've been doing this. Many reasons attribute to this practice. 1st, to avoid fight among siblings; 2ndly, to ensure evenly distribution of the available food among all accordingly (with most times putting age in consideration). The senior ones are given the more bigger size than the junior ones.

Let's share the memory of those old days.
In tears... oh mama RIP.
Celebrities / Re: Davido Replies A Girl Who Called Him Disgusting Gorilla by ONESS: 12:43pm On Mar 16, 2015
slimmy05:
I don't know why she would call Davido gorilla, that's exteme hate. Watch how fans go hard on her instagram page.
Dear Davido, replying her with harsh words and your so called fans are raining insults on her shows that both you and your contributors to insulting her back are trully GORILLAS with plenty character problems. It is not typical of an international star as you have been acclaimed. i am non of your fan because of your childishness. you are not a man yet not to even think of you a man of character.
If it were me insulted i would like to find her and make her see the human in me instead of a GORILLA she thinks i am. NO OFFENSE

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Family / Re: What Kind Of Woman Would You Love To Marry- Choose (picture) by ONESS: 1:16pm On Mar 04, 2015
MRLINGTON:
If you're about to get married..which of this kind of women would you love to marry??
Diamonds and Gold are found rough and almost not worth it to the ordinary person. But take it to the furnace, clean it and remove dirts, polish it and file rough edges and then you have a glittering Gold or Diamond as the case may be. The dark girl may look as if she is a mistake but she is without a price, a priceless gem who can cook and manage your home with whatever you have as a man even give you peace of mind. But for the beautiful damsel, she maybe the a sister to Devil, possessing a wicked heart; who will give your life HELL even when you dont deserve it.THINK AGAIN A MAKE YOUR CHOICE FOR ALL THAT GLITTERS IS NOT GOLD bro!

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Romance / Re: What Your Zodiac Sign Says About Your Intimacy Life by ONESS: 10:54am On Feb 20, 2015
i wonder the outcome of Aries and Pices combination. (room on fire)
Business / Re: As A Person With Business Ideas, How Can You Turn N40,000 Into Millions? by ONESS: 1:12pm On Feb 02, 2015
emror4u:
vk for vikingb for ball tongue
All of you without iota of business idea just talking non-sense. wetin you dey wait for togo meet money doubler yourself. Poster please dont be discouraged about your idea to invest but you should invest wisely though the reward may come come quite slow. but you know the saying THE SLOW AND STEADY WINS THE RACE.

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Romance / Re: 7 Signs Your Man Only Wants Sex And Not Love by ONESS: 10:50am On Jan 29, 2015
[quote author=Oye50 post=30227187][/quote] Chai i was so naive i could not detect these 7 things when i was dead in love with a guy in the past. i tried to make him show me some romantic interest to no avail. well its in the past now.
Romance / Re: 11 Signs To Know If Your Girl Friend Is A Good Girl by ONESS: 9:49am On Jan 28, 2015
[quote author=Richard6 post=30184201][/quote] Please some of these listing of GOOD GUY OR GIRL can be deceiving. they are all physical. How about getting close to knowing the said guy or girl, hmmmmm. What you find is what you get GBAM.
Celebrities / Re: Charly Boy: “Why I’m A Buddhist & Take My Siesta Inside A Coffin” - Pics by ONESS: 8:29am On Jan 22, 2015
[quote author=lalasticlala post=29985640][/quote] Charlie man is a fake BUDDHIST! Go to india and china and u will know a real buddhist. His buddhism is bulshit. They are peaceful and quiet in their way and manner. CHARLIEMAN IS A SATANIST. cikena
Romance / Re: She Has Never Received Anything From Me !! Could This Be Love? by ONESS: 5:18pm On Jan 21, 2015
Unionised:
Sorry to bust your bubble.

She's just keeping her options open.

She's not really that into you (yet).

My christian-ly sisters, am I wrong?
UTTERLY WRONG. Nowadays people are so much in a hurry to to condemn good behaviour. do u want her to collect things from him and in the end she will tell the poor boi "that wasnt what i meant!"

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Romance / Re: My Addiction To Sleeping With Prostitutes !!!! by ONESS: 3:35pm On Jan 12, 2015
Iamsynord:
I consider it pretty much necessary right
now as I can't continue living this way and I
need u guys to help me out. I am 27 yrs old,
a banker in one of the leading banks in
Nigeria. I also own a business of my own,
but I am seemingly addicted to sleeping
with prostitutes.
You might like to call it
"Aristos", "Rungirls", "Oloshos" or what have
you. I had always lived in Abuja and in
Abuja you would rather pay than keep. But
this is killing me right now as I cannot even
save reasonably.
This ill habit started about 11yrs ago when I
was about writing WAEC, my friend & I went
to a neighboring brothel pretending we
wanted to buy ice cream as we both knew
pretty well such is never sold in a place like
that.
We just wanted to satisfy our curiosity
about prostitutes, see them and stuff like
that. But here I am today I have graduated
to the highest class of prostitutes "aristos".
It is as bad as sleeping with a girl for N
30,000 per night & this I do almost once in
every week.
I can hardly save N 200,000 in my acct, as I
have parents that still give me money, so I
particularly don't do anything with my
salary. Worse still I have a girlfriend & my
girlfriend says we can't have sex until we
get married. She doesn't know I patronize
aristos though.
My greatest fear at the
moment is if I don't desist from this I might
never get a life of my own. Am good looking,
drive a good car, very caring, energetic,
down to earth, with a good sense of humour
yet I keep patronizing aristos. Please I need
your help.
I feel ur pain but u can come out of it with one step at a time. like if u use to go to them 7times a week reduce it by 5 and so on. the wages of such indulgence is one way ticket to untimely death. shikena
Romance / Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Date A Shy Or Introvert Girl by ONESS: 9:29am On Jan 08, 2015
naijaboiy:
i don't like shy/introverted girls undecided

Many of them are boring! sad

They pretend a lot and are too secretive!

You can't even predict them cos they are like green snakes under the green grass.

They are simply a "NO NO" for me undecided
bros i am an introvert and i like me that way. guys like u are extroverts looking for attention and we look for no skin prickles like and that i think that is why we are boring to you because we have little to nothing to say to all the story telling. Yes secretive and no pretense if u look harder without being brutally judgemental.no offence!

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Romance / Re: Help!!! She Says She Will Marry Him If Only His Mother Is Dead! Advice Please by ONESS: 4:48pm On Jan 07, 2015
2undexy:
Good day Nairalanders.

This dude am talking about is a very close friend of mine. She has been courting this girl for over six months and he's madly in love with her. The problem ensued between them when he asked the girl hand in marriage.
But the girl only accepted on one condition, and that is, if his mother died, that's when she is going to accept the proposal because mother in-laws tend to create problem in marriage (according to her).

Please this young man needs your advice because he loves this girl very much and wouldn't want his mother dead either...please what should he do?


N.B: Pls, there should be no form of any abuse whatsoever, he only needs your advice, and if u don't have one to offer, you know the next thing....thanks
my advise is this. she should wait for another 120 years by then she will be old and grey with bags under her eyes and his mum would be dead and long forgotten. No offense.
Family / Re: Favourite Memory Of A Lost Loved One by ONESS: 10:13am On Jan 06, 2015
MissSlimbody:


I think u meant earlier last year, we're in 2015 already smiley
My late will continue to rest in peace for advice that has continued to yield good for me. Especially the first time i experienced heartbreak, she was my comfort and a MOTHER.
Fashion / Re: POST HERE | ALL Modeling-Related Information! by ONESS: 10:33am On Dec 30, 2014
AnonymouslyMe:
All modeling related information should be posted here. i.e recruitment, jobs, auditions, castings, photoshoot ect. Pls post if you're a modeling or an advertising agency etc, It's basically any and every thing related to modelings.

Thank you.
Hi, i am size 36, 29, 38. interested
Politics / Re: President Jonathan Made N43m And Paid N6.26m Tax In 3 Years by ONESS: 10:21am On Dec 30, 2014
SuperModerator:
them never add allowance plus embezzlements

he will never owe himself salary, his own would be paid promptly while civil servants are being owed.



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pls direct that to the corrupt Directors and other thieves in the civil service offices who do business with the huge amount of staff salary to yield interest for them b4 they will think of paying.
secondly try to pay ur tax with the little u earn as a serious citizen looking forward to a better Nigeria.
thirdly because by virtue as a president carrying ur burden and insults all round, he deserves better and more respect from you irrespective of his religion and race.
forthly try and evaluate GEJ and Ghadafi and other greedy African leaders and their embezzlement and squandering and spending from national treasures. thank you.
A word of caution pray for the good of Nigeria for as the nation succeeds so you too will succeed.
Romance / Re: Your Thought On LADIES Who Smoke Or Take Alcohol. by ONESS: 9:01am On Dec 30, 2014
Ricardo2400:
Dere is somtin really sexy n rugged abt gurls dat smoke n take alcohol...I tink its cool as long as its nt in excess sha, bt I can't marry such a gurl bt we culd hook-up thou winkDere is somtin really sexy n rugged abt gurls dat smoke n take alcohol...I tink its cool as long as its nt in excess sha, bt I can't marry such a gurl bt we culd hook-up thou
if you know that fire can burn you why going close to it. Mchewww
NYSC / Re: Why Do Some Married Ladies Commit Adultery During NYSC? by ONESS: 10:03am On Dec 12, 2014
marvelck:
With the way things are going, married ladies might later be exempted from taking part in NYSC in order to curb the level of immoralities that happen in most NYSC camps. Like the recent case involving a married lady and some guys at the lagos camp. Imagine, the guys sleeping with a married woman and less bothered about the consequences? The world is indeed getting worse by the day.

And according to lady who just finished her youth service, its a normal thing among some married ladies serving. "It happened where I served,some of dem were hiding their rings and in d process,ds lady ring go lost,a gold ring for dat matter,and evry1 were like,she don get bobo. another one was caught with a guy on d field and was announced in our morning devotion,and later called her hubby 2 cum n hear d gud news and take her home.d tin there is,thy should just give them exemption letters datz ol.cuz I discovered that,d singles @d camps,re well behaved than those young married ones"

Such ladies are a disgrace to women. Whether married or single. And there are female students who prefer to go for their youth service first before getting married, guess due to this same reason. Cos, many of them don't trust themselves and don't know if they can overcome the temptations they are bound to face in NYSC camps. Many of them have taken NYSC as a means to enough fun and sex romps.

Because the place no get metre nah.
Family / Re: Picture Of Kingsway Departmental Stores In Lagos, 1975 by ONESS: 9:19am On Dec 12, 2014
QMark:
Those days....
When the word "Naira" was a currency...
I CRY FOR NIGERIA!!!
Romance / Re: 10 Silly Things Guys Do But Call It Love by ONESS: 10:17am On Dec 11, 2014
HFOG:
More often true than not. Guys who do silly things get silly girls. Just saying
like attracts like gbam!

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Romance / Re: Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady by ONESS: 5:10pm On Nov 13, 2014
[quote author=LaurelP post=27949569]We guys have been made to think that we must always do anything possible to impress the female folk. I'm not against a guy loving her babe, I'm against a guy doing silly things in order to impress a lady.

The truth is that most times, these actions come back to haunt us while, we get to regret at the end.

1. Consuming too much alcohol: most guys are guilty of this especially when trying to woo a lady or when taking her to bed. This is wrong in so many ways: it will damage your health, its a temporary measure, you most times end up misbehaving and its not a guarantee that you'll succeed in wooing or performing well in bed. Besides, the lady will know that you took something and that you lack confidence and esteem. Be yourself.

2. Spending above your means: whether its buying things you don't really need in order to look rich and fly, or spoiling the lady with things you normally should not be buying. Its wrong. I see a lot of guys do this and I keep wondering to what purpose? The worst is many of them come back to their senses when its already too late!

3. Lying: I'm not talking about the small lies guys normally tell, I'm talking about bragging to a lady about what you're not. Why tell a lady your father is Dangote's brother, or you're a Chelsea player, or you work in Shell. This will make her have high expectation from you which you would be trying to live up to.

4. Badmouthing your fellow guys: Maybe a guy that is also coming after her. Its wrong for a guy to maltreat his fellow in any way because of a lady. Whether its badmouthing, fighting or quarelling with him, its not worth it.

5. Giving your values and beliefs: Maybe you're a committed Christian or Muslim, you start backsliding or become uncommitted because she told you to. You start to abandon your loved ones and family, your studies begin to nosedive and even your job sef, you become unserious. Its a very silly thing to do because when the chips are down, those are the only things that will get you going- God, your family and loved ones and your job which will put food on your table.

6. Pretending to be who you're not: there's no need to pretend to be a bad guy if you're not. There are still ladies who values good guys. U don't need to force yourself to seem confident if you're a shy guy. People will know you're just acting it up.


Add yours please...

[flirting with other girls to make her jealous]
Romance / Re: Should A Lady Cook For The Guy She's Dating? by ONESS: 11:45am On Nov 03, 2014
nomabeeee:
I find this very interesting to discuss here..and I will go straight to the point..I don't think its advicible for a lady to always cook for the man she's dating anytime she's visits him.if you visit him 5 times,u can cook two times or once for him..its important that we ladies should know our place in our man's life..if you are his friend,you act like his friend..if you a re his girlfriend ,you act like one and if you a re his wife..you also act like one..A woman is meant to be explored..if am dating/courting you and during the course of that I cook all my delicasies for you,..what threat wil I give you when we get married?hmmm I can't find myself loitering around a man's kitchen when am not his wife..whats ur opinion ladies?men are also free to air their opinions too...reasonable comments please..thanks


yes she should cook for them to enjoy but not as a priority.

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Religion / Re: Would You Denounce Your Faith For 100 Million Naira? by ONESS: 11:00am On Oct 14, 2014
ikedifej:
When asked, it is easy for people to say no until the situation is real. Then you will hear what good can be done with it. Anyways, for me, it will be a no brainer rejecting it, just pray I can regain it before death.

I pity u my friend.in this type of situation death doesnt waste time it could be immediately u collect the pay and in the middle of spending it. If u deny Christ (salvation or the christian faith know it u have crucified Christ the second time. please repent NOW AND GIVE UR LIE TO CHRIST
Religion / Re: Would You Denounce Your Faith For 100 Million Naira? by ONESS: 10:54am On Oct 14, 2014
asala1:
Of course YES, wetin i dey carry faith do?
No wahala. i strongly believe God/Christ has given the approval of a 100M worth of space waiting in that special corner of HELL!
100M ko, 100M ni. Salvation in Christ the most valuable anyone can own both in Heaven and on Earth.
Religion / Re: Would You Denounce Your Faith For 100 Million Naira? by ONESS: 10:53am On Oct 14, 2014
No wahala. i strongly believe God/Christ has given the approval of a 100M worth of space waiting in that special corner of HELL!
100M ko, 100M ni. Salvation in Christ the most valuable anyone can own both in Heaven and on Earth.
Romance / Re: Code And Conducts For The Side Chic(s). by ONESS: 9:53am On Oct 10, 2014
vichic u are deceiving urself and the chics that will take such rubbish.

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