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Ninja man aka don gorgon. Was a DON back in the day |
Shollypopz: Lol, except you rock synthetic weave is the above true.....We need to link up and I can see this natural hair |
Hulk smash all day on this ![]() |
[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]Lol Georgia ajegunle. I could sniff his broke azz, and poverty-stricken stench from my texas farm[/quote]Lol. Thats harsh. I like ajegunle. |
[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]Stop lying boy. Thirsty azz ngga[/quote]Lol. Why una dey diss the guy like this. He just dey try him luck. Although i must say i thought he was in georgia as well ![]() |
Lol. Dont worry shollypops. You can holla at me instead. I have shoes on shoes on shoes ![]() |
Shollypopz: Lol, u live in Nigeria??Lol. You for enter am. |
pleep: onipanu means goat penis in my language.Lol. Nah fam. Onipanu is one of the arrrdddeeesssttt ends in gidi. OPC boi so if you feel like playing cashi with your soul be my guest ![]() |
[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]Yeah. What kind of food do they serve? I'll try it sometime.[/quote]They serve a variety of nigerian food as can be expected. Which to me is quite tasty. But then again I cant cook so my judgement should be taken at face value. But to me the food sweet die ![]() |
[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]Lmaoooooooo [/quote]Lol. Thankfully my cousin (saviour!) just happened to be looking for me and he had what i believe is called heat (mash for nam man dem ).Finger licking automatically became no fly zone for me. Lol. But i did go there again like 6 months later. Sober and alert. |
REALITY101: Lol what happened?Man i was on some extremely cheap alcohol like crazy and he suggested going to some naija eatery and me being the gullible oaf i carry go. Lol. Omo as I enter like this it was busy so decided to just nip outside. I dont know how but na some chairmen show from nowhere dey ask me if i get lighter. With hazy eyes and slurred voice i proceeded to say i dont smoke when i heard "give it up homie". Omo my eyes clear one time! |
REALITY101: Ain't no body got time for that honey. Btw I heard you live in Houston? How about meeting me down finger licking in the next 10 minutesFinger licking....kai omo i almost dulled myself in that place. So grateful to God my cousin was on point. |
Shollypopz: LoL....dejected anorexic rat, u still dey talk sh1t from your anus?? My shoes will buy you and your entire family, get your ewedu licking self out of this thread, silly trick!Bad gyal tings right thurr. Lol |
I cant hate..no homo the guy make am |
But in the USA it is the same as well. As in if you commit a felony (criminal offence for UK peeps) of any kind that is punishable by atleast 1 year in prison and you just have permanent residence you will be liable for deportation. |
gshyne:Gshyne, May god bless u Because me sef fear when he yarn say consular destroy his brother naija p because i review am for my head and conclude say that is impossicant . having said that if the consular did destroy his brother's p the family should really apply for a new nigerian p and make one hell of a complaint to the home office cos that is illegal regardless of however long agao it was. Dont really know the facts of dudspace's brother but i am assuming he must have been registered and not naturalised because how else could he have naturalised using consular services? I assume consular to be the high commission in gidi and not the home office in the uk so maybe the consular official was not clear on what to to do because destroying the p is wrong. |
@ duduspace. My guy no vex, but how is it possible that the consular office destroyed your brother's passport after claiming british nationality Abi ur brother join MI5 or MI6 and had to relinquish Nigerian nationality? |
but people, the article was posted on the 11th of January 2009. By now the guy for don dey gidi ![]() |
@ kafin, I am with u my guy. @charlesisu, abeg, if there is anyway you can give me a hint of what is fetching you this 1 milla in naira I will be eternally grateful, I don't even want to know the entire business. just a hint will do ![]() |
omo. . . bone channel 4. this is why i dread nigerian churches. God forgive me. |
una no watch new masquerade when una dey naija surely u know that line "youngest millionaire in the whole wide universe"?. . . in fact i hear say hitv and ait don dey sky now so maybe dem go collect my request ![]() |
@ MrCrackles, how far now? i no fit give props to an iconic comedic character again? Kini big deal? ![]() @tkb417, palmgrove?? they don't do it like us fam, unless jibowu and fadeyi come here ![]() |
very simple. . . . onipanu is where its at in gidi and i rep gidi with that undeniable swagger and i am by the special grace of God the youngest millionaire in the whole wide universe (shout out to jegede sokoya ) |
i just chill in the cut with that undeniable swagga that gidi boys have and hope for the best that am noticed ![]() |
@ n-guage #33 . . . I thank you for the link cos I didnt want to blow up the guy's facade cos i know that meka soul is like a shock jock don imus type but on an internet blogging level and there's no way any sane thinking man go see beyonce and dey analyse her effect/non effect on womendom ![]() the funny thing is that meka soul na naija boy which is weird cos normally naija boys dey respect girls so this article just take style wo wo ![]() |

Abi ur brother join MI5 or MI6 and had to relinquish Nigerian nationality?