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Romance / Re: I Have 22 Babymamas And 23 Kids - Says Man (Pics/Video) by onipanu(m): 4:53pm On May 23, 2023
Ninja man aka don gorgon. Was a DON back in the day

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Fashion / Re: Nigerian Girl With Waist-long Hair (Pictures) by onipanu(m): 2:58pm On Apr 26, 2013
Shollypopz:
Lol, except you rock synthetic weave is the above true.....

I have natural hair, I know most products my sister. *sigh* let's just "agree to disagree".

We need to link up and I can see this natural hair
Fashion / Re: Nigerian Girl With Waist-long Hair (Pictures) by onipanu(m): 2:54pm On Apr 26, 2013
Hulk smash all day on this grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Deported From Saudi-Arabia For Being Too Handsome by onipanu(m): 4:04am On Apr 25, 2013
Texas.Cowgirl:


Lol Georgia ajegunle.
I could sniff his broke azz, and poverty-stricken stench from my texas farm

Lol. Thats harsh. I like ajegunle.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Deported From Saudi-Arabia For Being Too Handsome by onipanu(m): 3:50am On Apr 25, 2013
Texas.Cowgirl:


Stop lying boy.
Thirsty azz ngga

Lol. Why una dey diss the guy like this. He just dey try him luck. Although i must say i thought he was in georgia as well grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Deported From Saudi-Arabia For Being Too Handsome by onipanu(m): 3:36am On Apr 25, 2013
Lol. Dont worry shollypops. You can holla at me instead. I have shoes on shoes on shoes grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Deported From Saudi-Arabia For Being Too Handsome by onipanu(m): 3:20am On Apr 25, 2013
Shollypopz:
Lol, u live in Nigeria??

Hahahahaha grin grin I was wondering why anyone will post personal details so easily online?? grin
Good laugh!

Lol. You for enter am.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Deported From Saudi-Arabia For Being Too Handsome by onipanu(m): 3:05am On Apr 25, 2013
pleep: onipanu means goat penis in my language.

Do you eat that too?

Lol. Nah fam. Onipanu is one of the arrrdddeeesssttt ends in gidi. OPC boi so if you feel like playing cashi with your soul be my guest grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Deported From Saudi-Arabia For Being Too Handsome by onipanu(m): 3:01am On Apr 25, 2013
Texas.Cowgirl:


Yeah. What kind of food do they serve?

I'll try it sometime.

They serve a variety of nigerian food as can be expected. Which to me is quite tasty. But then again I cant cook so my judgement should be taken at face value. But to me the food sweet die grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Deported From Saudi-Arabia For Being Too Handsome by onipanu(m): 2:57am On Apr 25, 2013
Texas.Cowgirl:


Lmaoooooooo grin

Lol. Thankfully my cousin (saviour!) just happened to be looking for me and he had what i believe is called heat (mash for nam man dem grin).

Finger licking automatically became no fly zone for me. Lol. But i did go there again like 6 months later. Sober and alert.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Deported From Saudi-Arabia For Being Too Handsome by onipanu(m): 2:40am On Apr 25, 2013
REALITY101:

Lol what happened?

Man i was on some extremely cheap alcohol like crazy and he suggested going to some naija eatery and me being the gullible oaf i carry go. Lol. Omo as I enter like this it was busy so decided to just nip outside. I dont know how but na some chairmen show from nowhere dey ask me if i get lighter. With hazy eyes and slurred voice i proceeded to say i dont smoke when i heard "give it up homie". Omo my eyes clear one time!
Foreign Affairs / Re: Deported From Saudi-Arabia For Being Too Handsome by onipanu(m): 2:32am On Apr 25, 2013
REALITY101:

Ain't no body got time for that honey. Btw I heard you live in Houston? How about meeting me down finger licking in the next 10 minutes

Finger licking....kai omo i almost dulled myself in that place. So grateful to God my cousin was on point.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Deported From Saudi-Arabia For Being Too Handsome by onipanu(m): 2:16am On Apr 25, 2013
Shollypopz:
LoL....dejected anorexic rat, u still dey talk sh1t from your anus?? My shoes will buy you and your entire family, get your ewedu licking self out of this thread, silly trick!

Getting into an e-battle with me will end your NL career, I will slay you.
In tonto's voice, "When u see passing by, all U gotta say is HI! HI! HI!"

Bad gyal tings right thurr. Lol
Foreign Affairs / Re: Deported From Saudi-Arabia For Being Too Handsome by onipanu(m): 2:08am On Apr 25, 2013
I cant hate..no homo the guy make am
Politics / Re: Nigerian For Deportation After Winning Gold For Britain by onipanu(m): 7:01pm On Dec 15, 2009
But in the USA it is the same as well. As in if you commit a felony (criminal offence for UK peeps) of any kind that is punishable by atleast 1 year in prison and you just have permanent residence you will be liable for deportation.
Politics / Re: Nigerian For Deportation After Winning Gold For Britain by onipanu(m): 6:11pm On Dec 15, 2009
gshyne:

@ The part in bold is so untrue, please clarify facts before posting garbage such as this. It seems some people can't make the clarification between being eligible for citizenship and actually claiming citizenship.

The guy might be eligible for british citizenship on the basis of his parent's nationality while being eligible for Canadian citizenship by his birth place. He might be a canadian passport holder who has never sworn allegiance to HRM. I stand corrected but if anyone who holds a british passport commits a criminal act, he will serve his sentence and then be rehabilitated back into the society after paying his dues as he has nowhere to go except his land of citizenship. I however am not sure how this applies to someone who holds dual citizenship.[/size]
I recall that my younger brother's Nigerian passport was shredded by the Consular officer after he claimed british nationality[

Can u make clear wat d garbage in my post is? u obviously ve no idea wat u talking about. As long u re born outside the UK u can only apply to be a british citizen u dont become british by right. I was born in Nigeria n wen i applied for my british P d forms stated clearly that the passport/ citizenship will only be valid so long i keep to the conditions stated one of which was criminal offence, association with or support for any terrorist organisation. U talking loads of bullocks wen u say the british embassy destroyed your bro's nigeria pali cos i ve got mine still and d british aint got nothing against dual nationality. . Mohammed Alfayed was refused british nationality despite all his wealth,  Harrods, Fulham FC, Ritz hotel included though he has an ILR. Dont come telling us wat u think or your wat u ve heard from unconfirmed sources. Cos u re given a british pali dont mean u ll be british for ye if u dont keep to your side of the bargain. comprehende?
Gshyne, May god bless u grin Because me sef fear when he yarn say consular destroy his brother naija p because i review am for my head and conclude say that is impossicant grin. having said that if the consular did destroy his brother's p the family should really apply for a new nigerian p and make one hell of a complaint to the home office cos that is illegal regardless of however long agao it was. Dont really know the facts of dudspace's brother but i am assuming he must have been registered and not naturalised because how else could he have naturalised using consular services? I assume consular to be the high commission in gidi and not the home office in the uk so maybe the consular official was not clear on what to to do because destroying the p is wrong.
Politics / Re: Nigerian For Deportation After Winning Gold For Britain by onipanu(m): 3:11pm On Dec 15, 2009
@ duduspace. My guy no vex, but how is it possible that the consular office destroyed your brother's passport after claiming british nationality Abi ur brother join MI5 or MI6 and had to relinquish Nigerian nationality?
Politics / Re: Nigerian For Deportation After Winning Gold For Britain by onipanu(m): 2:23pm On Dec 15, 2009
but people, the article was posted on the 11th of January 2009. By now the guy for don dey gidi grin
Travel / Re: Should I Relocate To Canada ? Advice Please by onipanu(m): 4:20pm On Nov 20, 2009
@ kafin, I am with u my guy. @charlesisu, abeg, if there is anyway you can give me a hint of what is fetching you this 1 milla in naira I will be eternally grateful, I don't even want to know the entire business. just a hint will do grin
Nairaland / General / Re: Reason Behind Your Nairaland Name by onipanu(m): 10:17pm On Nov 12, 2008
omo. . . bone channel 4. this is why i dread nigerian churches. God forgive me.
Nairaland / General / Re: Reason Behind Your Nairaland Name by onipanu(m): 8:51pm On Nov 12, 2008
una no watch new masquerade when una dey naija grin surely u know that line "youngest millionaire in the whole wide universe"?. . . in fact i hear say hitv and ait don dey sky now so maybe dem go collect my request grin
Nairaland / General / Re: Reason Behind Your Nairaland Name by onipanu(m): 8:18pm On Nov 12, 2008
@ MrCrackles, how far now? i no fit give props to an iconic comedic character again? Kini big deal? grin
@tkb417, palmgrove?? they don't do it like us fam, unless jibowu and fadeyi come here grin
Nairaland / General / Re: Reason Behind Your Nairaland Name by onipanu(m): 8:02pm On Nov 12, 2008
very simple. . . .
onipanu is where its at in gidi and i rep gidi with that undeniable swagger and i am by the special grace of God the youngest millionaire in the whole wide universe grin (shout out to jegede sokoya grin)
Romance / Re: Romantic Body Language by onipanu(m): 11:33pm On Nov 09, 2008
i just chill in the cut with that undeniable swagga that gidi boys have and hope for the best that am noticed grin
Romance / Re: Beyoncé: Hoe, Sit Down Edition by onipanu(m): 11:17am On Oct 19, 2008
@ n-guage #33 . . . I thank you for the link cos I didnt want to blow up the guy's facade cos i know that meka soul is like a shock jock don imus type but on an internet blogging level and there's no way any sane thinking man go see beyonce and dey analyse her effect/non effect on womendom grin
the funny thing is that meka soul na naija boy which is weird cos normally naija boys dey respect girls so this article just take style wo wo

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