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AngelicBeing:
A golden opportunity for the Sole Administrator to loot and enjoy Rivers State oil Money free of charge, 26 billion IGR in Rivers State, Sole Administrator can pocket 5 billion Naira monthly, hahaha 🤣

The gif below 👇 is for the drinkard called wicked wike

This is all part of Wike's plan, you dey waste your gif for person wey dey no suspend but still be good friends with the sole administrator

Just forgive these people and watch them do something stupid again. It's who they are they'll not change. Pretty sure many of them are not in agreement.

SweetBuns:
Good day nairalanders. Merry Xmas and a happy new year in advance.

I'll try to make this short and sweet.
So I met this guy at my favorite foodspot not too long ago.
He was tall, dark, handsome and jacked.... Basically the type of guy I like so I was obviously attracted to him.

He then approached and talked to me. Whilst we were at it, I remember him cracking some very bad jokes (not bad in like an offensive way, but a bit too dry), but for the sake of being polite I went along with it.

We exchanged contacts and met up for a first date not too long after. And to keep things short, he wasn't funny whenever he tried. At all.
He did look a bit nervous, but It was still so bad to the extent that I felt uncomfortable watching him try and even guilty if I failed to laugh.

He's also very arkward when it comes to intimacy, the first kiss was really, really arkward and I could tell he was trying his best but......

He also has this habit of sending me some really unfunny memes

Besides that, he is truly loving, warm and sweet. We have a whole lot in common between us and I'm sure I'm attracted to him

Initially I thought it was something related to his initial nervousness and would resolve on its own with time, but things are still the same

I'm a really funny person and Ive realized that I bond best with the people I laugh and play around with.

Is this going to get better with time, or is this just who he is?

So basically u dey find Jim and Pam relationship. Get over urself sugar queen, this is the real world. That being said everything dey ur hand, if you want to wait for Jesus 2.0 pls do that.

As I saw OZ my mind immediately go the penguin 😁

lonelydora:
The only way to stop all these nonsense politicians are doing is to start kiiiilling them.

Burn politicians houses in your communities, destroy everything they own, you will see how fast Nigeria will change for.good.

So thats how America and Asian tigers got better. Niceeeeeee

Candidlady:
If a whole sheikh could say this then I must say no hope for Nigeria


But since it is that gender they intend to kill I don't give a fvck

You again. Is your father not a man? Ah ah all these Lesbians sef haba

Ah ah nobody Don blame Mumuhadu Bubu yet o

Danisaint112:
Later they would say it's IPOB! can you see for yourself how the killings have continued? Who would you blame now? Ebube Agu abi?

I don't blame the northerners and westerners, I blame those my misinformed and Ignorant Igbo brothers. You are the cause of all this and truth is you are a shame to your tribe for quickly judging without proof.

Chai stop crying na. Do you want bobo or caprison

Mekudi:
His wife will be in serious Pain

Say na other woman make they catch Kanu
Or have she forgotten the time he was sending idiots to go and kill Their Igbo brothers and sisters.

[quote author=Okuda post=103707759]You are a foool for calling a man having sex with his wife funny names. A big fool at that. Seun, be careful with the way you tolerate sh//it on this site because the next time nairaland would be hacked, this time there would be no coming back from it.[/quote


Hackers exposing themselves

The guy wouldn't have died if he wasn't drunk. Normal normal if he was in the right state he wouldn't have fell so heavyily to scatter his brain. Punch at the wrong time.

Robbery gone wrong. The Shooter becomes the Shot

rita25:
LOL PERSON CANNOT MAD IN PEACE AGAIN IN NIGERIA.....................MAYBE THE BEATING WILL BRING ABOUT SANITY.......WELL ALL THINGS HAPPEN TOGETHER FOR GOOD IF U ASK ME

Let me stab you and see what good comes out of it lol

**Me waiting for people to come and blame Buhari** �

Aunty Don't get married. Just date people that you fancy, so that when you're tired you can easily end the relationship without having to go through some stupid divorce settlement. The truth of the matter is that marriage is not for everyone, Whoopi (sister's act) tried it and decided it was better being alone. If it works for you thank God. No just rush am marry person you never see e complete bad side.

KillMNKnow:
Blacks. that's what I was talking about. These are blacks who are screwed by the liberals into believing they're animals, they're beast. They're free to do whatever they want

White, browns Muslims are all running away from them.

We're lucky we defeated Endsars and IPOB terrorists. They want Lawlessness, culture less, value less, disrespectful society, Just anarchy.

The UK av really screwed us. tired of sharing same country with these wild animals.

Another Muslim person who thinks they better than everyone else �

saphiere:
Rape is bad. Dear men please Shun this act.
A male child is a disgrace awaiting to happen.

Ah ah aunty no born boy o

Nnam Cownu after all the mouth you made, you still found your way to "The Zoo Republic" A fool at 40 is a fool forever and you're 54 �
My request to Bubu is that the same way you're handling south east do the same in North

jude79:
Living in denial, confession comes later, most of the people that supports this your write-up will eventually be killed by Fulani herdsmen, just like kanu's 2014 prediction.

Same way must of the people who support Nnamdi Cownu will be killed by Unknown gun men ��

30 and 20 years never reach to get sense? Your mates dey find money you dey here deu jump jump �

Me waiting for people to come and blame Bubu�

Northernblood3:
How are these fat guys robbers?
At least if you want to lie, try and do it smartly.

All these evil policemen will die soon

Oga is it by fat?
You are among those people who are decieved by appearance. Someone like you wouldn't have allow David fight Goliath �

Nigeria army no dey try. My own is that they shouldn't carry this nonsense into Rivers or the niger Delta as we are not connected with Kanu or biafra

IamCookie:
I didn't see this question in the write-up , so i wouldn't dignify you with an answer.

Aunty that was what CAN said about TB Joshua sometime ago

myrrtle:
This man is mad. BIafra is not a south east thing but an old eastern Nigeria thing. Rivers state belongs to the Igbos. Ikwerri people are Igbos and at the right time this stupid politics that the ikwerri elders are playing for them to be regarded as separate ethnic group will stop. It's a big shame that you can go as far as denying your identity and your own blood because of hausa fulani or to free yourself from the descrimation that the Igbos face in Nigeria.

Modified: All you ignorant people mentioning me and speaking out of ignorance should know that the igbo deity of Amadioha is in present day Rivers state. Some say the language that ikwerri people speak is different from igbo. They should also hear the Nsukka or Ebonyi people speak, and also research on the igboid languages, the DNA evidence, before coming here to show their ignorance. Ikwerre is igbo and the land is igbo. Know this and know peace. If you feel you are not igbo, you can leave the land and go back to where you came from. That land is igboland. It's an Amadioha territory, and no form of politics can change it.

Haha guy that one is your business ikwerre and Igbo no get anything. Out of Igbo came Ikwerre to be on their own. The same way out of NIGERIA, igbos want to be on their own �

Biafra problem isn't Rivers State problem
Isn't the Niger Delta people's problem
Stop forcing this nonsense on us
The same thing you are complaining the Northerners are doing to you.
Instead of you running away like a little B*tch why don't you stay and fight for this great nation NIGERIA

Buhari pls while you're teaching bandits in the east a lesson. The ones in the north need nursery to University lesson too thank you