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Romance › Re: Anita & Jide: Man Who Earns ₦15m Asks His Fiancee Who Earns ₦42m To Quit Her Job by Onota: 7:51pm On May 19, 2020
Kekereekun123:
Jide is mad. But this Anita salary get as he be. She has to be a top manager to earn such angry grin. I have seen a madam earning 3m net a month in an oil company. And she had 17 years experience o. Means anita is not even evening newspaper but suya newspaper. Jide is still mad anyways.

Has to be a fake story
You took the words from my mouth. Fake, fake, fake
Business › Re: Oil Price Rises To Two-Month High Of $35 by Onota: 7:06am On May 19, 2020
helinues:
Abi.. It seems like our leaders are lazy thinkers
They don't think at all!
Politics › Re: Clem Agba: Fire Didn’t Destroy Any Record At AGF’s Office by Onota: 5:06pm On Apr 08, 2020
Even the entire building is burnt, you can still retrieve your data if you have saved them in the cloud
Family › Re: My 14-Year-Old Daughter Was Caught In Hotel With Boys, Smoking, Drinking by Onota: 4:06pm On Jan 25, 2020
This is why it is very important to spend time with your kids. But nowadays, parents can hardly squeeze out time with their children. They just hustle hard and provide them with the best material things that can not equate for physical presence
Celebrities › Re: Mike Ezuruonye Undergoes Eye Surgery by Onota: 5:39pm On Jan 24, 2020
Hazard of your job. We all have ours
Travel › Flight Experience This Harmattan Season by Onota(op):
Hi Guys,
There was a memo earlier by NCAA about flight operations problems this harmattan season. For those who have been flying frequently, can you share your experience during this season? Takeoff, landing and turbulence experience.
Thank you.
Autos › Re: SOLD SOLD SOLD Lexus ES300 Toks for sale 1.75m by Onota: 2:46pm On Jun 07, 2018
Interested but I am in Lagos
Education › Re: 12-Year-Old Rishe Gnanasekaran Wins National Mathematics Competition by Onota: 7:29am On Apr 08, 2018
This is the real wizkid
Travel › Re: Top 10 Fun Things Everyone Must Try In Lagos by Onota: 11:33am On Mar 26, 2018
Fun place but with low life expectancy
Sports › Re: Sonia Ighalo Gets A Range Rover As Birthday Gift From Husband, Jude Ighalo by Onota: 9:01am On Mar 22, 2018
If you no get money hide your face
Crime › Re: Lagos Boy Who Deals On Hard Drugs Proudly Shows Them Off On Facebook (photos by Onota: 5:10pm On Mar 02, 2018
village people at work
Romance › Re: Hausa Couple Take Their Pre-Wedding Photoshoot Aboard A Private Jet by Onota: 8:20am On Feb 28, 2018
Somple. No obscenity.
Politics › Re: Soldiers Capture 167 Insurgents, Recover Weapons/Explosives (Photos) by Onota: 9:31am On Dec 16, 2017
I could not find the weapons recovered. Hope they are not innocent
Business › Re: Nigeria, Libya In Focus As OPEC Meets Today by Onota: 7:53am On Nov 30, 2017
It is so Amazing the way people jump into commenting when they have not even read the content...Just see the comments above... shame.
Business › TSTV - Decoder Sales And Circulation Update by Onota(op): 7:25am On Nov 03, 2017
The general sales and circulation of TSTV decoder began 1st November, 2017. Please share your experience with us if already purchased and using yours: where to buy, functionality, etc.
Celebrities › Re: Davido Spends N2.5M On Drinks At A London Nightclub. See Receipt by Onota: 1:43pm On May 15, 2017
How does this help the less privileged in the Socity. Our wealth do not belong to us alone.
Christianity Etc › Islamic Nursery And Primary Schools In Ajah Lagos by Onota(op): 11:02am On Mar 31, 2017
Salam Alleikum,
Please brothers and sisters in Islam, I & my
family just relocated to Ajah Lagos and we need a very good Islamic school for our children. Please which good Islamic school with good western curriculum as well can we enroll them? We live at Addo road. I will appreciate a quick response. Ma Salaam.
Car Talk › Re: Volvo Promises Deathproof Cars By 2020 Using These Features by Onota: 5:29pm On Feb 28, 2017
Let us talk about the price of commodities. Forget about death-proof car
Crime › Re: Man Killed By A Gully Site In Cross River State By Armed Gangsters (Pic) by Onota: 5:55pm On Jan 18, 2017
RIP
Islam › Re: Man's Hand Gets Stuck On Quaran He Tried To Violate - Facebook User Claims (Pic) by Onota:
This is possible but I don't believe everything I see on social media... I am a Muslim.
Romance › Re: ''I Tried A Prostitute And She Was Sweet, I Now Want To Divorce My Pregnant Wife by Onota: 9:59am On Aug 26, 2016
I think you are lying
Crime › Re: Driver Disappears With Madams's Honda Accord Same Day He Was Employed by Onota: 11:48am On Aug 22, 2016
NCAN.... How far ? disappointed?
Politics › Re: Father Mbaka: "They Plan To Kill Buhari" by Onota: 10:35am On Aug 22, 2016
onexile:
And yet, Buhari and APC could not win a single ward in the whole of Enugu State where Mbaka came from.

Infact, PDP also won Mbaka and Buhari in Mbaka's ward. No mater how mbaka try, he can never sell APC to Igbos.

If we can reject Ngige with all the good works he did, then who is Buhar?
So, u re not interested in good works but nepotism and tribalism.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: I Substituted Mata Because He Was The ‘Smallest Player’ – Mourinho by Onota: 1:40pm On Aug 08, 2016
Meanwhile, day never break. Mourinho's Man- management skill is extremely poor.
Sports › Player Got Sent Off For Farting On The Pitch by Onota(op): 2:21pm On Jun 22, 2016
There are many reasons a player can be sent off in a game - reckless tackles, two yellow cards, even swearing at the referee in some occasions. But Swedish football saw a bizarre new offence which seems incredibly harsh.

In a ninth-tier clash, Pershagen SK's Adam Lindin Ljungkvist was sent off for "unsportsmanlike behaviour" when he farted loudly in his side's game against and Jarna SK's reserves.

The game was almost over and, having apparently already been given a yellow card, he released wind and was booked for the second time.

"I needed to fart, I had a bad stomach," he told Lanstidningen Sodertalje. "So I just farted. Then I received a yellow card and then a red.

"I was shocked, it's the strangest thing I have ever experienced on a football field.

"I asked the referee: 'What, you can't fart on the field?', he replied: 'No'.


He does, however, have a theory as to why he was sent off: "He may have thought that I farted in my hand and threw it towards him, but he didn't say."

The referee reported that he had already booked the player in the 65th minute, but Ljungkvist says he can't remember receiving one.

And the referee, Dany Kako, has cleared up the situation, stating that it was indeed for passing gas.

"I perceive that it is a provocation against another player. He did it on purpose and it was inappropriate behaviour. Therefore, he received a yellow card."

But even Kako admitted that it is an absurd situation.
"Yes. No one must get a yellow card for farting on the field. Once there was a player who stood and peed next to the pitch. That was also a yellow card."

According to the opposition striker Kristoffer Linde says he heard the fart and testified to how loud it was.

"I was standing a good distance away but I heard the fart loud and clear. It was the strangest thing I've seen on the field, and I have been playing football since I was eight years old."

source: http://www.goal.com/en-ng/news/4055/main
Politics › Re: Akume Gave Sehu Sani Fish Over The Death Of His Mother by Onota: 2:05pm On Jun 02, 2016
Man shall not live by bread alone.
Christianity Etc › Re: Douglas Akwesi Amanor Had Sex With A Married Woman, Gets Caught In The Act by Onota: 12:39pm On May 26, 2016
Konji no be bastard, konji na devil
Science/Technology › Re: Python Killed By Oil Workers At Egbema, Imo State. by Onota: 9:34am On May 25, 2016
Snake and Nairaland are like......
Islam › Re: Hard Core Truth About Marriage!!! by Onota: 11:39am On May 20, 2016
Amberon:
I proclaim that Jesus is the only begotten son of God!

I proclaim that Jesus is the way, the truth and the life and no one cometh to the father except through him.

I proclaim that all power belongs to Jesus!
What has this got to do with the topic?
Science/Technology › Re: The Snake I Killed This Morning In My Home by Onota: 11:23am On May 09, 2016
Snake and Nairaland are like......
Business › Re: Photos From Dangote's 59th Birthday Party In Edo State by Onota: 2:07pm On Apr 15, 2016
Clearly you don't need to dress half naked before your beauty can radiate.
Science/Technology › Re: The Snake A Nairalander Killed In His Neighbour's Farm by Onota: 2:19pm On Apr 07, 2016
Snakes and Nairaland are like.............

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