[quote author=Okija_juju]Loyalty.. Indeed a mans best friend..

However, I have to ask how e dey manage chop?! [/quote

u dull o!...u no read say d people wey dey take care of d cementary dey feed am...mumu question!

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Billyonaire: All Roads in Nigeria are named after political stalwarts. As soon as I enter Aso Rock, I will rename that road after my beautiful wife and the rest after myself. Na wetin dey reign now.

wake up from your sleep! Wen u won enter aso rock?

Sometime when i see nigerians do d whole criticism stuff i jst feel so sad...
We know d country is corrupt all right but wat are we doing to stop d corruption? All we do is go about ranting...in ur little area what are u doin to safe d country? U think it depends on d president and his wife alone? U've got a role to play and i also do...lets stop talkin and do something...as a student how well have u shuned exam malpractise? As a civil servant do u still have dat i dont care attitude toward ur job 'after all its not my fathers bussiness' Rome was not built in a day! Americans we want to be like are ova 250 years! Have u thought about how dey started? No! All we do is condemn...most of us are even more corrupt than d present leadership if given d chance...we are all in dis together...for NIGERIA to be beter it has to start from u and me too...lets play our part and hope for d best..God will not dissapoint us...God bless NIGERIA!

bini girl: MTN una be thief...

GBAM!!!

holymike47: The Federal Government has announced a four-week deadline to complete the power transmission projects. The new deadline given to contractors was announced by the Vice-President Namadi Sambo at the 23rd meeting of the board of the Niger Delta Power Holding Company held at the Presidential Villa, Abuja.

A statement by his Senior Special Assistant on Media and Publicity, Mr. Umar Sani, who was quoting the vice-president said that all issues hindering the transmission of power to Nigerians be resolved within four weeks.

A meeting scheduled for next week will have the Director-General, Bureau of Public Procurement; Managing Director, NDPHC; Minister of Power; and other stakeholders, who would discuss on how to solve power transmission issues in the next four weeks.

He frowned on contractors who were slow in delivering their jobs, adding that all issues that would make them fast-track the projects should be resolved as well.

The NDPHC said that all projects should be at 50 per cent completion in July and consumers will enjoy stable electricity supply once the projects were finished.

http://www.businessdayonline.com/NG/index.php/power/40967-fg-to-solve-power-problems-in-one-month

i pray o...i hear stable light, i SHOCK!

Decryptor: GEJ will see it as nothing! Afterall he's a fisherman. All he'll do is remove his "shoes", sit on a canoe and tell us "Fellow Nigerians, we are on top of the situation" while munching his "cassava bread".

no b lie

Not bad...coming from a small mind like urs...

Leave dis woman alone cos i knw most of u lafin speak worst english dan her...

Dis one is 4 u bin

bin gbagbo: i just go arrange for coffin

Bin, naturally ur face look lyk murderer....very selfish human being....

nice joke my broda....if e easy make dem post their dry jokes

Machini: Well, my best April Fool record ws back in 2009. I called my Aunty very early in d morning and d following conversation took place:

Me: Aunty good morning

My Aunty: good mornin

Me: Aunty I'v been tryin to reach my Mum n Dad since ystday all to no avail. Rite now I am @d EFCC office in Trans-amadi PH where I am being held for money laundry.

My Aunty: What! Jesus! Are u ok? What happened?

Me: I was @ d bank ystday to withdraw money dat my dad snt me d previous day, d cashier on chekin my account balance screamed, I asked him wat d problem was but he didnt say anything to me, he just asked me to wait, then he left and came bak with d branch manager som minutes later. The manager called me into his office and asked me wat I do for a living, I told him dat I ws a student. He then asked me wat 20Billion naira ws doin in my account. Since i sincerely knew nth bout d money I told him dat I had no idea how d money got there.

My Aunty: Jesus! Jesus!

Me: After a while they allowed me to withdraw d 3k I came for and as I was bout leaving d bank premises, a white bus arrived, with police men escorting d bus, I ws asked to enter d bus. I asked wat d matter ws, without anoda word they pushed me inside d bus and took me straight to EFCC office @trans-amadi.

My Aunty: (Panicking) Jesus! Jesus! So wat r dey saying now?

Me: They said they would transfer me to their headquarters in Abuja 2moro. Just help me and see if u can reach my dad or my mum, and hlp me convey d msg.

My Aunty: (Still in shock and panicking seriously) Ok Ok I will, chai! Wat sort of rubbish is dis now(almost crying now).

Me: Aunty dont worry evrything will b alrite, they said my time is up. Bye.

After a while my dad called me with serious vexing. He already knew wat I ws of capable of doin on April fool day,as he had once alredy been my victim. Lol

mehn...dat was vry bad of you! If na me be ur aunty, u don die b dat...dat one fit give pson BP o....vry funny though

But cwiosly lets keep d joke aside...bin gbagbo is rilly rilly annoyin, he is always tryin to be noticed...gud news bin, U HAVE BEEN NOTICED AS D MOST ANNOYING POSTER!

-king-:
i b barca fan!!! I love football wella
i am a football analise so,no be joke.... Dont you know that it takes all the opponets evn the fans to stop messiless messi.

who ask u!ITK

bright007: Na so madness take dey start.

.dis one no dey start...de guy don wako finish.....oboro!

Wat is d funniest april fool done in ur hood??

Wat is d funniest april fool done in ur hood??

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha......jst trying to help d pathetic life of d dry poster....not funny one bit!!!

Driest joke eva!!!!

Courage, for once in ur liife u make sense!

Gbagbo if pson lyk ben or dani talk, i go agree bt u neva post any reasonable joke and u dey talk...abeg leave dis section 4 life!

Kunle no be by force to post...pls leave dis section at once

So funny i forgot to laf.... ;DSo funny i forgot to laf....

Where is d joke

Her result sef don commot
use of english: -50
history:-10
literature:9
government:-80
total:-131

OMG....dani ur real result have been release
use of english:09
mathematics:2
physics:20
chemistry:11
total:42
congrat! Jamb dey expect u nxt year!

Nonsense joke...e no even make sense...and idiots are lafin Nonsense joke...e no even make sense...and idiots are lafin

Rubish, stupid, stale, nonsense, not funny joke!!!

lolz...funny