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Religion / Re: What My Husband Did When I Told Him That I Had A Miscarriage - Faith Oyedepo by onufidel(m): 10:24am On Mar 28, 2023
SultanOfPuna:
All these Church scammers don start again.
Your pregnant wife was bleeding blood and instead of you to rush her to hospital
You told her to go and make food for you in the kitchen. grin grin

It's not faith, it's pure stupidity
When you get stroke or heart attack and collapse on the floor
Your wife will command you get up
Let's go to church. Foolish pastors

You speak my mind Aje grin grin grin


Politics / Re: FG Orders Reopening of Obajana Cement Factory by onufidel(m): 5:52pm On Oct 14, 2022
Power Pass Power

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TV/Movies / Re: Will Smith Faces Losing His Oscar For Slapping Chris Rock by onufidel(m): 9:36pm On Mar 28, 2022
Ogbeni just keep quiet abeg...
Uprightness100:
All I see that happened there was purely a Staged Satanic ritual.

First of all Mr. Smith moved up there with the hidden hand Sign/symbol ( If you know u know). And when u see the stage of the Oscars, it's all decorated with the illuminanti symbols.

Don't be Deceived by them. It's all a distraction. A Distraction to Distract the world from what is Needful and to engage the world Inhabitants in non essentials.

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Politics / Re: Thieves Steal A Whole Bridge In Ohio, USA. Police Baffled, Ask Locals For Help by onufidel(m): 6:02am On Dec 17, 2021
saphiere:
I bet the thieves are men.

You go just open your mouth waaaaa dey spill nonsense. Bloody sexist

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Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Wears Bikini, Thanks Doctor For Successful Surgery (Photos) by onufidel(m): 10:22am On Jul 09, 2021
These pictures are photoshopped na
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Launches His New Hotel Line At Times Square, New York (Pics) by onufidel(m): 7:22pm On Jul 07, 2021
Lool

Politics / Re: Falana: APC Has Perfected Plans To Rule Nigeria Indefinitely by onufidel(m): 6:18am On Jun 21, 2021
chatinent:
Man's government has failed.

Yes o. We are waiting for Jehovah's government to come and crush this present one

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Business / Re: Please Suggest A Business I Can Start With Five Hundred Thousand Naira by onufidel(m): 9:03am On May 19, 2021
Skyfly007:
which area pls.

Delta State, Asaba precisely
Business / Re: Please Suggest A Business I Can Start With Five Hundred Thousand Naira by onufidel(m): 8:15pm On May 18, 2021
Personally though. I'd advise you get Keke. In this area, Keke remits N20,000 weekly (hire purchase). You can get a used Keke for 300k and an Okada for 200k (brand new). Okada remits about 8k to 10k weekly. Just make sure you give it to a reasonable person to handle.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Has The Delta State ICT For Youth Empowerment Program Started? by onufidel(m): 1:59pm On May 16, 2021
A source I know that applied told me it's starting 18th Tuesday this week

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Health / Re: He's 24 But Look 54 And Wants To Commit Suicide by onufidel(m): 7:03pm On May 08, 2021
E for make if say picture dey sha

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Nairaland / General / GT Bank Network Issues by onufidel(m): 10:33pm On Apr 29, 2021
Who else noticed GT Bank has seriously been having network challenges all through today?
Celebrities / Re: Cancer: Helen Mccrory Dies At 52 by onufidel(m): 9:03pm On Apr 16, 2021
Pastorjohn2:
Daughter of Jezebel
I only hope she gave her life to christ after living such a sinful life.


Because na you follow am commit sin na. As if you're perfect. It's very clear that you certainly do not have sense. Spilling whatever trash that enters your brain. SMH

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Crime / Re: 200 Houses Burnt In Ibadan By 250 Hoodlums In Midnight Attack - Sahara Reporters by onufidel(m): 5:50pm On Jan 29, 2021
Na so... 1.25 Hoodlum perhouse. Perfectly balanced as things should be grin grin grin

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Business / Re: 5 Mistakes That Can Keep You Broke For Life by onufidel(m): 9:51am On Jan 23, 2021
OP. Are you rich for life?
Celebrities / Re: Davido Features Richard Mofe-Damijo, Nengi In New Music Video by onufidel(m): 9:36am On Dec 04, 2020
Why she point the 2 gun for down? The proximity of the 2 gunners sef. Anyways sha. All na Nollywood

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Sports / Re: Diego Maradona's Death: Fernandez Declares 3-Day National Mourning In Argentina by onufidel(m): 7:43pm On Nov 25, 2020
Sorry. When did he die? I didn't seem to catch the news of his demise. OMG! Keep resting Legend

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Celebrities / Re: Chacha Eke Diagnosed Of Bipolar Disorder (Video) by onufidel(m): 10:18pm On Oct 07, 2020
Is it "Diagonized" or "Diagnosed"? Your sentences are not even correct. Na wah sha. What's the essence of you posting the video if not for clout chasing. SMH

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Religion / Re: What Is The Most Regretful Sin You Have Ever Committed? by onufidel(m): 10:20am On Sep 27, 2020
Igbochief001:
Supporting buhari in 2015 ....even when my Igbo brothers warned me ...I was such a fool

��������. That's the 8th deadly sin

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Politics / Re: Lightning Strike Kills 15 Head Of Cattle in Ekiti by onufidel(m): 4:49am On Sep 21, 2020
Is it Head of cattle or "Herd"? Na wah sha. A whole public post

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Crime / Re: Yahoo Boy Caught Eating Human Feaces In Delta State (Disturbing Video) by onufidel(m): 10:12am On Aug 29, 2020
rentAcock:
The saddest part of it is when he realises that stuff doesn't work. He just ate poop for no reason.

Be like you don try am before

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Celebrities / Re: "Big Booty Range" - Burna Boy Gifts Himself A Range Rover (PHOTO) by onufidel(m): 6:51am On Dec 23, 2018
Nice
Phones / Re: Some Smartphones Manufacturers And Their Specialties by onufidel(m): 11:40am On Oct 29, 2016
greenhulk:


HTC are not known to make phones with best cameras, (with the exception of htc 10). M7, m8 and even m9 have poor cameras compared to the competition. Also bright display is not their specialty, that crown belongs to samsung and Apple that make phones with displays that are easily visible in direct sunlight. Where htc shines is in build quality and audio quality. Htc actually made metal phones the standard for Android flagship phones, and they also made front facing stereo speakers popular. I remember my htc one m7 with beats audio, best speakers on a smartphone... Although that crown now belonngs to the ZTE axon 7, best speakers on a phone PERIOD.
U neva see my HTC One M7 camera. Maybe na fake u don see. There was a time a pic I took was 2.8mb. The clarity was something to comment

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Politics / Re: Did Buhari Really Refuse To Vote For Peter Onu In 1985? by onufidel(m): 2:00pm On Oct 27, 2016
osifred:
I find this really hard to believe. who nominated Peter Onu for the position in the first place? I am sure that if by chance Buhari was against the emergency of Onu he won't have even made it open extend to the extend that other head of states will be aware, how on earth will another country's president be begging Buhari to support his own country's candidate when the reverse is normally the case where presidents lobby for their country's representative to be voted. In conclusion I smile lies.
This Peter Onu you are referring to is my father. Even if you think it's lies, I think I know enough.
Jokes Etc / Hilarious Church Poster Seen In Asaba by onufidel(m): 4:55pm On Oct 09, 2016
I just had to stop and take this pic. Church these days sha...

Politics / Re: Recession: 10 National Assets FG May Sell- Premium Times by onufidel(m): 9:04am On Oct 03, 2016
you will sell our hard earned developed assets to probably a foreigner but wont allow importation. where's the sense in that
Nairaland / General / See A Girl's Post On Facebook This Sunday Morning "Financial Orgasm" by onufidel(m): 12:14pm On Sep 25, 2016
I dunno what the modern world and the use of English is becoming today. Which one be financial orgasm again?

Celebrities / Re: New Photos Of Lineo Didi Kilgrow, D'banj's Wife by onufidel(m): 9:47am On Sep 24, 2016
why she no dey wear her wedding ring dey snap picshure sef
Nairaland / General / Re: If You Can Remember This 7up Jingle, You Are Due For Marriage. by onufidel(m): 5:29pm On Apr 26, 2016
Ofcourse. My name is Fidel and my hair used to be as long as Fido's own. The good old old days ... Too bad we dont have 7up over here in this region.
Jokes Etc / Hilarious Photo Of Wheel Barrow Carrying Keke Napep In Delta State. by onufidel(m): 5:50am On Sep 09, 2015
This is so funny I had to share it. Just along Campus 1 junction, Abraka. I saw this wheel barrow carrying a complete keke. I couldn't believe my eyes. I just had to take this picture as this funny opportunity comes once in a while.

Jokes Etc / Advice To Ops That Write Too Much Long Stories On Topics That Are Irrelevant by onufidel(m): 8:28pm On Dec 14, 2014
No offence but the rate at which OPs write long and irrelevant detailed stories of topics is annoying. For a simple topic that requires simple points, some OPs go ahead and write very long texts that makes readers get tired of reading the post. Pls, reduce the length of your stories
Religion / Re: CBN Bank Verification Number Is The Antichrist's Number by onufidel(m): 1:39pm On Nov 02, 2014
I wanted to say "Clueless Bastard" buh I just read the terms and policies. Grow up

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