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Travel / Re: Countries Your Nigerian Passport Can Get You Into Visa-free by onwuakpachris(m): 3:46pm On Jan 12, 2018
chaii..na which kin fairly used countries be dis na..even Ghana here has better countries like..Singapore..Ecuador..Trinidad and Tobago..phillipines..Jamaica..e.t c..

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Celebrities / Re: Sophia Momodu Wows In Yellow Bikini (Photo) by onwuakpachris(m): 10:25am On Jan 09, 2018
uzoclinton:
your gayness must be very strong
shut up..its not abt bin gay or not..its abt having taste as a man...there is nothing sexy abt DAT gal's pic up there..take it or leave it...
Romance / Re: “He Finishes In Seconds” - Lady Brags About Sleeping With A Guy. He Reacts by onwuakpachris(m): 11:47am On Jan 07, 2018
see as both of dem be ..ugly tins ...Ghana pple can be ugly 4 AFRICA...

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Romance / Re: He Wants To Take Things Slow: After Chasing Me For Almost Four Years by onwuakpachris(m): 6:09pm On Dec 23, 2017
four good years... the interval between two worldcups...am I mad.?even if u are bill gate's only daughter..well one bad turn deserves another...

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Career / Re: Help!! Business Or School? by onwuakpachris(m): 10:15am On Dec 23, 2017
my bro I'm a graduate so I'm speaking from experience k..go into business now u still young and capable..education can always wait k..like someone here rightly said..education used 2 b d key before d padlock was changed if u know wat I mean..

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Romance / Re: Why Do Girls Get Angry About "Virginity" - My Personal Experience by onwuakpachris(m): 5:58am On Dec 22, 2017
pls like someone here js said b4 me..all this kin rubbish stories should just end this year biko...op guys like u..like me..like every other guy here that has ever fucckd a gal b4 dont even have the right 2 talk about virginity at all self or even dream of marrying one cus WE are the ones that keep on breaking dem virgins..let virgin boys marry virgin girls..and let non virgin guys like u op and all of us here js shut up about virginity forever and ever.. Amen..mtcheew smh it is most of these guys here wey carry virginity 4 head 4 Ds thread go beg 2 fucck a gal 2moro na..she go refuse..den dey go frustratingly come back here and post something like"why are naija girls so stingy with sex unlike their foreign counterparts"...what a rubbish paradoxical people we blacks really are?!!!

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Romance / Re: Please Help Am Suspecting My Girlfriend. by onwuakpachris(m): 5:59pm On Dec 16, 2017
o.p so sorry to say this but that her work na just modernised olosho android version 5.5...no salary
u get paid as much as u get laid by rich old men simple and short...js 4get dat hoe man
Romance / Re: What Is Wrong With This Girl. What Does She Want Me To Do? by onwuakpachris(m): 8:37am On Dec 16, 2017
jonaifame22:
Long story short,
U wasted too mch time and there is familiarity now, so u've been friendzoned live wth it and move on
that u were friendzoned so easily doesn't mean that every other guy gets friendzoned that easily as well k..girls don't ignore guys they friendzoned js like that..they only tend to ignore guys they are interested in from time to time wen they feel that the guy dosent give them adequate attention..or they feel that he's been insincere that's y he hasnt opened up abt his feelings.which is the o.P's case here
.in fact girls also tend to be overly friendly and good to guys they friendzone that is they never get angry with such guys...cus girls always tend to get angry with only the guys they are interested in from time to time
Romance / Re: What Is Wrong With This Girl. What Does She Want Me To Do? by onwuakpachris(m): 8:23am On Dec 16, 2017
Godswillnwaoma:
op how old are u
y not just go and die if u think u are old enough already...like u didn't have a crush ursef wen u were younger...what nonsense
Romance / Re: I Think He's Using Me. Is He? by onwuakpachris(m): 4:13pm On Dec 15, 2017
jamariwolf:
no shocked dm is slippery, whatsapp is slippery too.
I've got my man here. grin
infact u no what jam..don't add me up again..it's like wat olla Ds pple r saying is true..it's like u js a fuccking GAY posing like d hot girl i 1st saw on ya dp last night

nd I am not a gay pls..so nice meeting u
it waz fun talking with u...#
runs outta thread#
Romance / Re: I Think He's Using Me. Is He? by onwuakpachris(m): 2:13pm On Dec 15, 2017
jamariwolf:
OK
so I shld js send ma contact den and u do the adding right?
Romance / Re: I Think He's Using Me. Is He? by onwuakpachris(m): 1:35pm On Dec 15, 2017
jamariwolf:
Add you up,how?
on whatsap..I lost ma email..so can't pm u here..
Romance / Re: I Think He's Using Me. Is He? by onwuakpachris(m): 1:32pm On Dec 15, 2017
wink wink
jamariwolf:
We both know that's not what you wanted to say at first.


what you wanted to say was related to my dp.

So I ask again, i'm a what?
js add me up jamari baby I don't want pple here to hear wat av got 2 tell ya..u no wat I mean wink
jamariwolf:
We both know that's not what you wanted to say at first.


what you wanted to say was related to my dp.

So I ask again, i'm a what?
js add me up jamari baby I don't want pple here to hear wat av got 2 tell ya..u no wat I mean
Romance / Re: I Think He's Using Me. Is He? by onwuakpachris(m): 8:35pm On Dec 14, 2017
jamariwolf:
Lol. smh.
lol okay what if I tell u..u must b very stupid 2 have let a guy use a girl like u
Romance / Re: I Think He's Using Me. Is He? by onwuakpachris(m): 8:25pm On Dec 14, 2017
jamariwolf:
I am on my dp. So imma what?
den u are....brb...sum1's on the line..I don't need any disturbance while letting d dog outta d bag..sorry d pussycat..I need 2 js calm down.. take a deep breath den fire away...brb
Romance / Re: I Think He's Using Me. Is He? by onwuakpachris(m): 8:08pm On Dec 14, 2017
jamariwolf:
Imma what?
are u the girl on that ya d.p.
or a guy posing as a gal like most pple here said or do u want me 2 say that in French...c'est que ce un fille d' d.p que par ungarc,on ile du qui??
Romance / Re: I Think He's Using Me. Is He? by onwuakpachris(m): 8:02pm On Dec 14, 2017
jamariwolf:
I must be, what?
first tins first

re u the one
Romance / Re: I Think He's Using Me. Is He? by onwuakpachris(m): 7:49pm On Dec 14, 2017
D's ya story sef no too add up
but if u d one on ya d.p...then u must be....



I rest ma case....
Phones / Re: 10 Reasons To Dump Apple Iphone For An Android Phone by onwuakpachris(m): 8:14am On Dec 14, 2017
KushyKush:
All these Android shildrens have come again grin

We know you don't have money for IPhone but stop comparing both phones.

Na people like you go dey compare Toyota to Benz grin




I can't believe this guy wants me to go back to school.

Look at the disaster in his comment. Broke Android kids. He probably uses a Tecno grin
like I guessed man..u js an intelligent fool..keep deceiving yasef man i spelt words like "meticulously" correctly but can't spell..u..your..to..abi?..so u evn expect me 2 write formally 2 a spoilt brat like ya like I'm writing 2 ma v.c..or 2 buhari himself abi..keep expecting man ..I av given u ma advice man so js take it or leave it..until 1 day instead of painstakingly making ya own points 2 support ya own conclusions u end up insulting well learned men in an argument js cus d person opposes ya own views. only dat day will u remember DAT 1 guy like DAT warned u abt DAT once on N.L..as 4 d brokenness insult. sorry man I think I'm js 2 old 2 engage in such kind of insults online ...
Phones / Re: 10 Reasons To Dump Apple Iphone For An Android Phone by onwuakpachris(m): 7:28am On Dec 14, 2017
KushyKush:
All these Android shildrens have come again grin

We know you don't have money for IPhone but stop comparing both phones.
my friend will u shut up there.. d o.p being a literate meticulously highlighted points to support his own side of the argument and convince the listeners beyond all reasonable doubt... but you being either an illiterate..or an intelligent fool..or a fool altogether chose 2 insult d o.p instead of laying out sufficient points to support ya own argument..the simplest form of fallacy known as "argumentatum ad hominem" in logic where as illiterate fools like u resort 2 insulting the other person rather than making sufficient points in an argument.. js go back 2 school man...

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Romance / Re: Deleted by onwuakpachris(m): 4:44pm On Dec 13, 2017
blue eyes
like dias anything that it does better than black eyes...slave mentality indeed....common!!!swerve girl..other girls are running from white skin guys..infact a gal I no told me she can't even stand one..that she's allergic to white skin guys..that staying so close 2 a white skin guy makes her wanna throw up and u are here dieing over one..thinking that all other girls in naija crush over pale skin guys...mtcheeew
Romance / Re: What Do Yall Think About This; Getting Married To An Ssce Holder Or Bsc Holder? by onwuakpachris(m): 3:58pm On Dec 13, 2017
look man..I graduated ds year...so don't take me 4 an illiterate.. but d truth is u won't eat certificate if u end up marrying a troublesome wife with a phD...so js take a chill and marry the one without a certificate..cus your description of her tells me she's a more wife material than the other one...so long as she's hardworking d sky's her limit..besides you don't wanna have that woeful experience of having a workaholic who spend d whole day at work as a wife do u...again u aren't wiser than our forefathers that always advice men to marry a woman that they earn more than..don't ask me why tho..ask ur forefathers... all d best man

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Politics / Re: Coaster Bus For Ministry Of Happiness And Purpose Fufillment In Imo (Pictured) by onwuakpachris(m): 8:42pm On Dec 10, 2017
Ericaikince:
Only in Nigeria
my friend that place is Europe...
Politics / Re: 2019 Election: I’m Shocked That PDP Wants To Come Back To Power – Buhari by onwuakpachris(m): 3:25pm On Dec 09, 2017
illiteracy at its peak...

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Nairaland / General / Re: Photos Of Beautiful Child Beggars In Calabar Go Viral by onwuakpachris(m): 12:45pm On Dec 08, 2017
Bigprick9inches:
I type niger girls on google and all I keep seeing are ugly Nigerian gold digging oloshos embarassed cry embarassed embarassed embarassed
lol my man. I can feel ur pain...they are not niger girls but girls of the Tuareg tribe of Mali..search that instead and see what u looking for
Romance / Re: Rate me..pix included. by onwuakpachris(m): 8:30am On Dec 08, 2017
u are a sisi...
Foreign Affairs / Re: Jerusalem: ''to Know Who The 45th US President Is, Read Isaiah 45'' - FFK by onwuakpachris(m): 7:09pm On Dec 07, 2017
arrant nonsense!!!....there was actually an ancient king of Persia named Cyrus the great...who reigned around 550bc to 525bc believably some hundred years after isiah...so yes the prophecy might b true but it actually referred to that ancient Cyrus the great of Persia and not in any way... Trump..Cyrus the great's servant was called Ezra an hebrew captive taken to babylon after nebuchadnezzar destroyed the city of jerusalem who won favour with the great king and hence Cyrus promised to help him and his Hebrew fellow captives return to and rebuild Jerusalem..which they did with Cyrus's help and support... ffk u can deceive somebody but not everybody..what rubbish!!

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Romance / Re: Guys, have You Ever Fallen In Love With A Below Average Looking Girl? by onwuakpachris(m): 9:54am On Dec 06, 2017
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Romance / Re: Guys, have You Ever Fallen In Love With A Below Average Looking Girl? by onwuakpachris(m): 8:26am On Dec 06, 2017
acme6:
There is something some people don't understand, love is not by looks, so a guy told me "babe as you fine reach, I no say no be only one guy you dey date, you must be double dating" I told him am dating only one guy and I don't fathom double dating, he said am lying, fine ladies don't date one man unlike ugly ones. Seriously people need to change their perspective. Everyone thinks pretty girls have up to 5boyfriends. I told a guy to stop doing yahoo and face his book, he said why would I tell him that when men are paying my bills when all I have to do is give them. That's not cool at all.
that's ma girl right there.... when will I b coming over to bauchi again 2 see u
Family / Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Your Parents Ever Told You? (screenshots Attached) by onwuakpachris(m): 6:12pm On Dec 05, 2017
acme6:
No crazy words were used on me by my parent, I am a good child, I don't give anyone headache and I was pampered by my dad. His favorite child.
so u were pampered by dad abi.. no wonder u grew up and got ursef a sugar daddy 2 continue the pampering where dad stopped abi...I see...what a coincidence of dads

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Romance / Re: A Question For All The Faithful Guys Who Are In Long Term Relationships by onwuakpachris(m): 3:15pm On Dec 05, 2017
Quadre:


The question is for guys in long term relationships. You dont have to coment if you are not in one
OK sorry sir. I'm not in one so let me delete ma comment ASAP u hear.. .

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