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MissMeiya: Ishilove, you know what else is a theory? Gravitational theory. But that's just stupid science stuff, right? I mean c'mon, use your EYES. Obviously, the sun revolves around the earth. Duh. If the earth revolved around the sun, don't you think we'd FEEL IT? Tides in the ocean happen because there are water demons. Duh. And things fall to the earth because of earth demons. What is this "science" stuff, amirite? Logical nonsense.

Disclaimer: this was sarcasm.

u won't gv up ryt? What ur discipline anyway??

MrCork: ..sweery truss me ..it's all good though..no fear.98% of people on nairaland are homebased..which automatically means they r depressed...which then automatocally means the only advise u get from them is negative news or bad news. Majority of them including the educated ones think like farmers..so if I were u...just develop a strong skin and avoid them..all they do in that Nigeria is act like they berrra off...truss me,95% of them hav only one shoe....truss me....

We all humans and naturally we make mistakes...big deal...u not the first and wunt be the last...all u need r only positive people around u.....ma last advise for u...the big secret...u need a good support system. This simply means u need trusted people around u...98% of nairaland people r kinda f****ed up so don't even Botha with them...just remember wot I said...it's natural and we all human...people make mistakes and u made a mistake...so what. Get rid of it and rebuild yor life...no one is above mistake....even Mr Cork!!

ehm did u actually believe her story? Or u av sometin for dis gal? Lemme c if she has light skin

MisterLongman: You forgot to ask if she is lightskin

haba na true say MR CORK like light skin girls

Wether u like it or not miracles wont wait for ur mind to believe it before it apuns.. It just apuns.. And u knw miracles are unbelievable things @allAtheistIn theWorld

This gotten me LOL and thinkind hard at the same time... What about CHOSEN??... Dem own worst pass epidemic chisos christ of shoesen

MabraO: U so cheap
That u cheaper than Tom tom or Vicks blue

abt ur signature... Do u run a forum on dat?

Ouch! such a liability.... Firstly d sperm did not move into ur fallopian tubule... Secondly u needed publicity n probably FP i guess..

God go help u eh.... U dey work where? No be graduate nairaland girls want hear o u beter upgrade ur CV

It will be a matter of tym before it spread to all part of NIGERIA all fingers shud b kept crossed

ayukdaboss: I have an Uncle who was well aware of His Status some few months before getting married. Himself and his wife were both AS Carriers but he really loved this woman and she did too so they decided to take/ignore the risks.

Unfortunately for them it all ended bad. They had Two SS Kids (A boy and a girl) and two normal kids. Sadly, the boy died at age 15 and although the girl is now a graduate she isn't okay at all health wise and isn't looking well at all, always in the hospital.

With all these bad situations which could have been avoided if both parties simply decided to move on I want to ask you guys; Is it worth marrying a fellow sickle cell carrier because of Love? Can you do it yourself or would you just walk away to avoid punishing your future kids?

it can actually b worked on

realborn: N120k and contributions from the wife can grow a family. Is the lady ready to accept the low key lifestyle their combined income can afford? The constraint is that the guy knows he has a 'wanna be' girl friend. It is evident in her request to stage manage the engagement process with fanfare which her man cannot afford.

My first engagement ring to my wife, 5 years after we started dating was bought at N1000. She wore it until it faded. 3 years after, I bought her the best engagement ring ever; we got married the year after and her rings were directly procured from Italy. Today, we may not have the world, but she spends her vacation in any part of the world she desires.

She paid her dues and stayed with me for 9 years when I had only a freaking pair of leather slippers and overstarched/oversized shirts. When things got tough after the wedding she stayed through and supported all the way with every penny of hers. Now life is better, she definitely has to enjoy and shall continue to enjoy.

i use to have such girl but i am d bad guy now i av lose her.... When i grow larger in life i hope to get her back... U described my girl

Oh! God dis thing apuned to me last week sunday... We barely reach one year when we broke up but one part of me have refused to let her go.. I am still fighting like a mad man to get her back... I love her but.....

teiluj: I Rep eksu :DI Rep eksu

and of the greatest eksu student!!!

rightym: bro all i will say to u is to repent and give ur life to christ

excuse me u don't gv ur life to christ... How can a dead man in sin gv his life to christ?. Eph 2:1. God do the giving...

padeolu: no, this is not my second chance, more like 20th if not more. I pray the grace continues. And as for moving closer to him, am in his arms, he protects me, he guide my steps. I'm a born again, though I don't go to church, instead, I do good to others, I stay away from things I perceive to be sin.
Again, I pray the grace continues

Shalom

wow u are a careful christian, u do good clap for urself... Wait a minute!, don't u knw dat christianity is beyong that?...

Onyego1 representing EKSU

mastermynd: yup its out
for about 3 weeks

how much does it cost? N when is d deadline?

Good morning everyone.... Is the pume form for yaba tech out?? I need reply asap.. Thanks

Wow!... Nig. Uni n casualties news.. I never hear dem talk abt one new discovery/inventions in any NIG. Sku..

ladunsky: which sku are you back from?

ekiti state university

Jbluv55: Very welcome sir.
*offers him a seat*
What shall we offer u?

yea, thanks pls do u av roasted frogs here?

Sunkyphil: guy ao many wraps u take

haahaahahaha... Wen will sometin gud come out of ur mouth?

Knock knock.... Am i welcomed?

Thats me.... U like it? Quote me and tell me u do... Mwah

And the fights and the insults werent the intensions of the OP.... SMH 9ja n ignorance

I had this other one her name is OLAMZEE... This girl is so greedy and a glutton... I do not knw how we met on 2go... We got along and fixed a date... She is not too tall but slim and chocolatey....

We met and the next thing i saw was someone pointing to an eatery, i kept my cool went in with her took a bottle of gulder(my brand) bought some meats.... But dis girl almost tasted everytin dat was on sale i guess she planned it... I thank God i was conversant with the area and the eatery outlet and inlet.... I went up to the sales rep pay up my bill, she asked me abt OLAMZEE pointing towards her, i was like ''shey we be twins ni?''.... If u see my facial countenance dat day u too go know say a brother was hurt..... THANK GOD for those yoruba men sellin musicals accross the streets for our arguement didnt attract the poor girl, she was busy enjoying her MAGA while i use the other door running as if i was chased.....

But the kind swear wey i don receive for that girl hand for everywhere both FB, whatsapp, twitter just mention dem, ladies n gents na me come dey beg oh!...

MORAL LESSON:- KNOW UR AREA

Hmmmmm.... Just completed all the chapters today... Thanks everyone for making me learn new things...

MY OWN EXPERIENCE

we've been friends for quite long on FB but unfortunately for her she wasn't active as she used to be.... 2 years went bye... Suddenly she was active this time was into me... Exchanged phone numbers but i asked a silly question 'is this number registered on whatsapp?''...
I am kind of GUY wu doesnt expects much 4rm a human being i am not easily fustrated..... So we got chattin but i kept it real simple and cool dia wasnt anytin intimate yet....

We both fixed a date at sunny bustop alaba... What i saw really wowed me... I just composed my self and acted out natural.... She was natural too but said she didnt want a relationship dat she just needed a friend, i didnt protest nor try to change her mind, all of a sudden she was angry i asked her why, she said she was expectin me to atleast try to convince her (at dis junction i was confuse)....

Richy(dats her name) is more like a model beauty, i am also more like d last 2 years MR NIGERIA, so we dey drag for wu cute pass, i met my exact so notin struck, tho we are still gud friends n wud be meetin later in d week as i am back from sku last week....

MORAL LESSON:- the reason u were DISAPPOINTED is because u expected TOO MUCH.

GOD if see as i dey boil here for dem these NEF eh... Shey na only Gej be the leader if una observe eh dem no dey talk abt d governor... Abeg make una allow dis man work for God sake..... The way dis NEF are takin dis i am already suspecting dem.....

GEJ till 2019 abeg

donnypool: which kind extension good for dreads?

e no go fit better for u o... See as u quote everything upon with ununderstables sentence chai! Chai!! Chai!!!.. God dey sha

Every situation presents something new to learn... Thats my point..

edozie04: How can you say trouble add sparks to relationshipIf your gf cheat on you will the relationship still spark?

u will get to know her more better if u take the situation lightly n try to learn something new

I dont think there can be a relationship without quarell, fights and trouble..... I thought there can b such possibilities of no trouble until i got involved, 'e come be like if i no find trouble na she go find trouble' but come to think of it.... Relationship troubles add sparks into such relationships....

NAIRALAND is there any objections? I stand to be corrected tho!