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GM! Nairalanders, how do i register my little bro for NCEE into unity schools in Nigeria??... Ur contribution is highly needed.....

Thanks
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mesoade:
exactly! ,Now i guess an average Nigerian is brilliant and can scale through university education successfully

when u know how to drive in a bad road, n per adventure u find urself in Europe wia dia is bad road, won't u drive like someone who is under d influence of alcohol, 4 esp mikel obi of CFC

I had a lecture some few days ago where my lecturer said n i quote ''when ur marks are much we are meant to reduce it for proper moderation'', i was like why sir??, he kudnt give me a tangible answer and i felt bad terribly dat day.....

We live in a SADISTIC clime, where everyone is hurting d oda 4 no just cause, datz wot makes us stronger n determine, such dat when we get to an enabling environment, we get overwhelm by d ease n tend to perform above per

my take

Bro u are a wise man, first seek mom n dad tot on dis, but pls don't rush into marriage, make sure u are atleast standing strong in terms of finance

Skykid1208:
Woow!!! Sounds interesting, anyway thanks for the highlights.
But as a graduate of biology Edu where do i fit in the labour market (apart from being an educationalist)

bro u can practically fit into any clime, imagine d achievements of dose dat do not pass 2ru d 4 Walls of uni, much more u wey go pass 2ru d rigors...... U are unlimited jare, but fact is dat at a point u will get discouraged

Engrtemmy:
Yes, I read about Emmanuels interview on nairaland and I only shook my head. If only I had been very serious from the onset. If only you had put in your best like you said, we could have achieved the same.

the greatest pain i face here is dat of discrimination and criticism, i gat litu friends, i hardly socialise n dey think i am just being overzealous, it hurt bro, but somehow i think i am immune to all dat now

SkinnyDude:
unfortunately, in my school, we don't write exam with pen. we write via CBT or OMR sheet. and they're all objectives. no theory.
Lecturers are complaining, but our mean rector doesn't care. how do you expect students in Architecture department and school of engineering to answer OBJ? no drawing, no writting.
my school is f*cked up.

which sku b dat??

Skykid1208:
HI boss I just got admitted to the same course, please can you tell me little tinz about the course?

the course no easy sha, u are practically doin all subject dats inclusive of biology i.e. Botany, zoology, microbiology, biochem, biotech, even maths n chemistry all in biology education when i say maths n chemistry i mean biology maths n chem, ofcus in ur 100 u wud do general maths, phy n chem n dey are very compulsory

chaircover:
Blood oath again

kikikikiki ehen na, all dis oloshi thread dem, na so dat one say na blood e husband tell am make e swear with..

iwriterng:
Borrow courses and make A's in them. That way, no harm done, if you pass very well in your penultimate and final year, you would bag a first class degree, and if you don't make A's in those courses, you still have your 2:1.

You can read "10 Laws of Academic Excellence" by Tolulope Ahmed, he wrote something on boosting GP.

where can i get the book?

ShaheedBinAliyu:
Glo bis, airtel bb sub, Meg selling

how do one activate glo 1gb plan for #1k is dat possible?

2muchopoTBdope:
Which school??

eksu lagos affiliate campus

uglyogre:
^^^
she's happily married oh

who don't know chaircover? I was only joking oh, are u married too??

2muchopoTBdope:
Wow!!! Then u are on point mehn,buh to make a first klass,at least getting a GP of 4.7 in both ur third and final yr guarantees u a first class. Success bro. Unlike @engrtemmy,my story is different, just finished with a GP of 3.60,u can imagine d joy!!! Nartow Escape. Anyway,I wish U all d best.

thank u bro, but over here i am not seeing it as a big deal sha n i don't know why

Me, *shaking already* cos u are more worst Dan ebola

Engrtemmy:
Was actually trying to see if you could still make a first class. It seems impossible though even if you have a 5.0 in your final year.

All the same, I'm quite happy for you. Unlike you, I was under pressure when I got to final year.

dat GPA u just saw was dat of my 200l o, i wud begin my 300l by 5th January

Engrtemmy:
I'm happy for you bro, are you studying a four/five year course?

4 year course bro, biology education tho

chaircover:
10 Gbosa for your wife.

. . . Happy New Year by the way
This is the first post I am making this year.

Oga you are about to dig a very deep pit for yourself and I pray that you dont enter it yakata
Go back and read your post again!!! . . then change the situation round & imagine its your wife telling another man that she loves him and see if you wont delvelp HBP by just reading it alone.
You are even blaming your wife over your own behaviour and you are even are scared of what to telll a husband snatcher!

Tell madam husband snatcher to try her subtle or planned snatching on her own husband to get him back home and you face your own family so you dont end up like her. If she is looking for an agony uncle let her find a single one. She is not to destroy another home.

Your collegues advised you, but you didnt listern . . . see yourself now!

First first thing on Monday tell her that whatever happened was a mistake and you love your family very much and you both need to immediately end whatever you both started.
I pray that she takes it easy with you and she is not a vindictive pyscho . . otherwise you are in big trouble
When yanga sleep trouble go wake am . . . . . .

Move closer to your God and your wife . . .Once trust is gone, it is very dfficult to get back again.

dis woman u too dey make sense i don dey observe u 4 long, chei b my wife na, i promise i no go act like dis op, make i swear with blood??

I am beginning to feel jealous why is it abt d girls all d tym??, anyway fp tinz sha make sense tho

Currently a 300l 4.30gpa student, dis thread wud b beneficial to me pitching my tent here

Fynestboi:
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IBADANPOLY
WIUCGHANA
UNIPORT
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eksu lets go dia>>>

ShaheedBinAliyu:
Well that may happen only if u using dumbass mobile android phone. and there are lots of way to boycott data nowadays. #android 4eva#

can u teach me dis one

Currently in this with a lady, liked her, took her digit den we begin chatting on whatsapp, felt reluctant 2 express my feeling 2wards her online, so i opted 4 offline meeting but she wud jst gv me plenty excuses of why we can't see....

I kept my cool, i am not d chatty type of guy, i am alot introvert, fast forward to this night she was like ''I haven't been hearing 4rm u of late'', i told her straight '' datz cos u av not bin available she felt speechless n i felt sorry 4 her cos sincerely my likeness 4 her waned drastically d moment she began to play ''HARD TO GET''

i didn't get pissed off, i just get tired n channeled my energy to bein productive.

But where is te lagos business school located

U made lotta sense walahi

Swaggot00:
no offence but guy abeg change this your dp. na God i use beg you.. na beg i dy beg , shey may i postrate?

e b like i go join u beg am o, d guy no jst laff at all kai, dis country wicked o

Lordmykel:
abeg watin be parole?

her permission ni

Lordmykel:
i'm feeling them already, you fit hook me up with one?

men dis one na upgraded chicks, na to first ask of her parole first

Walahi d albino wey una dey encounter na d poverty ones come c d one wey dey my area...

Making sense albino, make dem dye dia hair black, come Behind demselves up, na u go dey stalk dem...

I av a friend like dat

myhoodlink:
So...who is the lucky winner of the above card?

guy all na scam jare

angeldupe:
Mtn: 8303 3969 8652

after una go don use d card finish, una go dey deceive pple eh, oya show me the person wey load am, because i trust 9ja dem go always talk when dem get free sumtin....

Commot for here jare, with una fake cards

Hello Tron23, don't allow anybody enslave ur mind with that fraudulent lie called tithe, it is not compulsory or mandatory to give anything to any body or any church, rather it shud b done spontaneously.

I mean u are the man here, take decision n make it stand, u can't neglect d place of planning n keep hoping n borrowing, i swear u won't have rest of mind.

Please heed dis piece of write up